/brit/

>>78641297
you realise that stories bollocks right?

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she'll go three hundred hectares on a single tank of kerosene

>For a long time, on the plane to Miami, he sat motionless, his head in his hands. ‘What have they done to our poor people?’ he said after a long silence.” He added, “On his return to Moscow, Yeltsin would confess the pain he had felt after the Houston excursion: the ‘pain for all of us, for our country so rich, so talented and so exhausted by incessant experiments.’ ”

>He wrote that Mr. Yeltsin added, “I think we have committed a crime against our people by making their standard of living so incomparably lower than that of the Americans.” An aide, Lev Sukhanov was reported to have said that it was at that moment that “the last vestige of Bolshevism collapsed” inside his boss.

A FUCKING WALMART

>>78641339
bollocks post

what causes tit sag and how can it be stopped

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SI3lPLsbwjw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnfFC7wUrs

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Making some small eggs

>>78641365
gravity

Currently in Bristol
Don't rate it

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do provincials get THIS?

checkmate scum

>>78641339
USSR propaganda office is up early today

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>>78641297
>pudding pops

>>78641339
*flies to the soviet union*
oh wait you can't because it doesn't exist

>>78641403
I think we just use the taps in our houses?

I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be Prime Minister some day. Both of her parents, liberal democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the PM, what is the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re Prime Minister to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’

She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

And I said, “Welcome to the Conservative Party.”

>>78641383
then why don't tits of equal size sag equally
check mate

>>78641396
the center and other parts are nice

>>78641410
>>78641404
>>78641362
the USSR leadership obviously knew what yanks supermarkets were like you morons

>>78641339
how does this post relate to british culture?

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>>78641419
I enjoyed this post

>>78641445
how does this post relate to british culture?

>>78641445
possibly, but they didn't realise they were accessible to everyone, not just the upper classes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-41001169
Birmingham and Black Country living up to its name

>>78641339
no it's not, vlad

i fucking hate those plebby londoners who wear stupid cropped jeans with supergras and buy a waitrose / Leon lunch and eat it at the park and window shop at shitty pop up shops and think they're really trendy and cool

hope the lot of them get flattened by a lorry

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Anytime a rorke questions you respond with this

not a fan of the 20th century

big fan of the 9th-19th centuries

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>>78641419

>>78641419
>$

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>brody intellectuals

>>78641501
Not a scientist.

>>78641501
*gives him a bone marrow transplant from a negroid*
*watch as he fucking dies*

>>78641501
how does this post relate to british culture?

>>78641428
because they're not equal size and they're not in the exact same starting position
the human body is very subtly asymmetrical

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GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN

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yes despite have spy operation that had a network across the world, the soviet union had literally no idea what yank culture was like, it was like mars to them

>>78641501
since when is a mechanical engineer a biological anthropologist?

why does she just give up and go limp?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503446275184.webm

>>78641501
>the colour red doesn't exist because you can't exactly pin point its start and end point on a colour wheel

hmm yes, the mental power of the rasheed is really something to behond

>>78641419
strawman

>>78641538
how does this post relate to british culture?

>>78641538
mad vlad. deal with it, he hadn't seen it

>>78641365
strong back and chest muscles

>>78641519
>soviet yugoslavia

business idea: global yankism

>>78641538
how does this post relate to british culture?

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>>78641377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYffkarL-Pw

>>78641365
decline bench press, srs

>>78641599
is are nutt still leader of ukip?

>>78641570
you've clearly never been in a strong tide, there's nothing really that you can do in that position

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>wahhhhh i want to live in a right wing utopia wahhhh
hmm ... very well rorke.
*ships rorke to the middle east*
whats wrong rorke? this is what you asked for

summarising cultural, religious, ethnic and skin colour differences with broad racial tags is silly

>>78641570
anon i have seen this video literally 50 times and it always pissed me off how she just lies there and floats out to sea. very surreal seeing someone else pick up on it

>>78641623
no he left I think

>>78641632
cringe

When are Brodies NOT active on /brit/? Overnight? Morning?

>>78641599
this is better with the accompanying paragraph. too bad i cant find it.

>>78641638
where did he go

>>78641632
*ships you to venezuela*

>>78641627
she could not lay on her back and do a situp. she's going like 2 miles an hour and the water's half a foot deep

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Oh you don't like immigrants coming to this country?
Great. When will you be leaving?

>>78641632
how does this post relate to british culture?

>>78641627
how does this post relate to british culture?

>>78641627
you can swim

Reminder to vote Labour

>>78641668
>>78641674
it's incredibly difficult to sit up when the water is pulling you down

>>78641632
Theocracy doesn't mean right wing

>>78641651
they are still active during after-work hours its just you notice them less when the taxpaying rorkes are posting

>>78641678
hello based black man

business idea: christianity, but without all the believing in god and jesus

>>78641632
he wants a right wing utopia surrounded by white people

>>78641570
Where is this from? Does she drown?

>>78641701
she's not even moving her arms or legs a single micron. she's completely still.

*thinks about it*

>>78641722
because the water is pulling her body down towards the floor, she doesn't have the strength to overpower it - that combined with the shock of course

>>78641712
It's called socialism.

>>78641672
I am a celt
also I never understood this argument because theres a difference between immigration and conquest by another nation

>>78641674
I think it's because she's old as fuck and realises this is the best end she can hope for. Could also be the cold, very cold water has a paralytic effect.
You can't swim in some tides though, that one yes, but not all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNV7gYdzHwM

>>78641745
it's not even a foot deep mate, it's literally as if she just gave up and let the water take her back to the sea

It's such a surreal video, honestly I've never seen anything like it

>>78641756
>I am a celt
no you're not

We're all mixed race. Anglo Saxon, Celt, Norman. Every one of us.

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every leftypol bumlicker who praises the USSR and Maoist China

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*charges into the thread*

DOING A POO!!!!!!!!!

*charges out the thread*

>>78641756
WE

>I am a celt

lmao get over yourself
no better than >muh heritage Yanks

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>>78641792
not rorke. he is pure white!
(whatever that means )

>>78641797
Literal mental illness

>>78641797
*gets offended when no one wants to talk to him*

>>78641792
the whip

>>78641756
Anglo-saxons were invited to England and only took over when the Romano-brits didn't pay their debts

>>78641718


>>78641570
TELL ME NOW

most lads in /brit/ have terrible music taste desu

I'm an Englishman

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>>78641829

>>78641783
>it's not even a foot deep

it doesn't matter, it pulls like a vacuum down and outwards as the tide moves back. As long as she has a significant portion of her body in the water she'll be pulled down - combined with her wet, heavy clothes and shock there's not a chance she's getting up without help

>>78641779
chip v yungen might be starting up again

>>78641784
>>78641803
it was a joke

>>78641856
>it was a joke
no it wasn't

>>78641797
>average American truck

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>londoners water comes from the thames

fucking grim

>>78641817
>pure white! (whatever that means )
100% European DNA probably.

I'm a celt

http://i.imgur.com/h6p7fqU.gifv

me on the right

>>78641872
>water comes from a river

IMAGINE MY SHOCK

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7 to the 8 to the 6 to the 4 to the 1 to the 8 to the 4 to the 7

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What do laddies

how dumb do you have to be to think race doesn't exist

>>78641874
Are Italians white?

Going to spend my next uni loan on an ancestry test

>>78641855
how come?

>>78641901
"alri"

>>78641910
South Italians and Sicilians aren't
the rest are.

>>78641901
RUUUUUN????!!!!!!!

>>78641903
race as we understand it today is an artificial american construct

Race exists but it's subjective

>>78641901
>gif
fuck off

>white race

no such thing!

>>78641937
you're right, because today people understand it to be a social construct

>>78641901
flora flora let me give you gonorrhea

Someone asked me recently why Asians all had black hair. I said I don't know, probably genetic differences or something. And then they said "but why??"
Was he a retard?

>>78641937
not everybody understands race the same way, it's definitely a real thing though

>>78641912
Why though? I always thought these were only useful for new world blacks who want to figure out which African tribes they originate from. No idea why a white new worlder or European would waste the money

>>78641953
>Was he a retard?
yes

roger fedora

>>78641950
*neurons start whirring*

>>78641901
prefer Country Life personally

How can some people masturbate to cartoons?

Just makes no sense

Eternalism is true

>>78641792
what is this used for?

>>78641950
um what's your point sweaty

tbqh i said quite a lot of rorke things even before i became right-wing.

>>78641995
how do I acquire a finnish gf?

do you reckon a paki's skin burns if it comes into contact with bacon?

>>78641950
brain is on fire

>>78641964
Who said anything about me being white?

Post ur fave memes

agree with leftypol on economics
agree with rorkes on most social issues
simple as really

they replaced andrew neil with some leftist woman

>>78641950
Disneyland is controlled by rebels?

couldn't find any jeans that fit me

probably need to lose another 12 kgs

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>>78642025

>>78642022
I assumed from your flag

>>78642030
good, too many right wingers on the BBC

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>>78642027
same as me

smoking in pubs was banned a decade ago this year

>>78641964
Most people only know where their family came from a couple hundred years back. For instance I'd guess I'm almost 100% British-irish but it's possible there's other euro DNA in there.

cregg did mason's math assignment

全てがもし決められてたら 僕らはどうしてもがくのだろう。それは、君じゃない。君の、せいじゃない。悲しみはもうたくさんなんだ。

>>78642004
If it wasn't for Assad, all christians and minorities would've been executed in Syria. syria would also become a wahhabi islamist shithole like saudi

he is their only form of protection

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*beep* *beep*

Wikipedia is fucking begging me for money again
fuck off

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>mfw a lefty brings in logic and fact to our argument

agree with libertarians on economics
agree with neoreactionaries on most social issues

>it's a francis eats 100 quacks episode

>>78641534
proofs?

>>78642055
Needs to be even more absurd to be funny.

>>78642055
extraordinary post

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CUTE!

>>78642097
that's fucking adorable desu

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>>78642027

>>78642104
good lad

>>78642097
Dire

>>78642076
and a ching chong nip nong to you, yound lady

>>78642097
cute!

>>78642097
hate it

>>78642066
>left and right
>strong beard, clearly high test
>great fashion sense, possible Yohji collab?
>strong features, great nose, big eyes and brow

>centrist
>squinty eyes, can't be trusted
>glasses, terrible genetics
>terrible pencil beard to cover up non-existent jawline
>acne
>tiny mouth
>gay shirt, is this lad still in school?
>can't even use bookends

>>78642109
need a Loïs gf to sit on my face

Love where vehicle design is going

As a sidenote, all cars older than 2010 should be banned. Don't want to see your ugly shitbox on the road

>>78642097
eh, not the best looks in the world but if it works, that's good
guess they'll still have to use diesel Vauxhall Combos for super rural areas

>>78642109
i really want to try those even though they're aparently just marshmellows

>>78642131
grow up

>>78642170
only ugly shitbox I ever look at is your mum's

contemporary cars look like benders just like their owners

sat by the side of a road yesterday and after much deliberation I decided I want a jaguar

What are you lads drinking tonite?

>>78642170
don't think I've ever seen a 2,010 year old car

wait wtf how do the chinese do computer programming with their written language

>>78642215
f-type is peeeeeng

cats ate her face

>>78642228
all programming is in english

>>78642215
they're lemons, they never start

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trying something out

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>american liberals
https://twitter.com/nontolerantman/status/899993905751617536

>>78642235
no it's in a programming language

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more like:
lolisthisrealident Fat ArSE CUNtF!

>>78642072
How does having an Italian great×4 grandfather matter though? If you suspected someyhing non-Euro maybe

TUNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU4UgHX_QBY


TUNE

>>78642262
not the same thing

wearing a skirt+

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>>78642251
dAMN IT.

>>78642276
just felt like being pedantic desu

>>78642256
but the BBC and CNN told me it was a peaceful demonstration through of loving and tolerant anti-bigot liberals?

>>78642228
what does it feel like to write a code in your mother tongue? I mean reserved words

if, else, switch, for, while such as

I'm 1/4 jewish and 1/4 iranian

am I white?

>>78642256
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_suppression_techniques

>>78642319
confusing

>>78642221
rum

>>78641297
Greater London

Don't think I'll ever be excited for anything as much as I was the day GTA 5 came out

>>78642343
Israel is a shithole

>>78641713
Ship all of them
There you go

>>78642366
http://i.4cdn.org/fit/1503503434652.webm

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don't let this rorke vs brody argument distract you from the fact the Janny plays BOTH in order to derail the thread from utter Slagposting.
he DETESTS us.

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>78642364
>the only first world democracy in the middle east
>shithole
yeah nah jog on rasheed

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>>78642256
>want to banter the yanks for this nonsense
>terrified that if I do a /brit/isher will find something equally retarded occuring in Canada

>>78642366
here's how bernie can still win

Raif Fines

>>78642399
you ever been there mate? place fucking stinks and it's filthy

stinks of shit and BO

I wanted Jeb to be president

>>78642338
Bacardi?

>>78642399
*fucking dies in an airstrike*

>>78642414
lol!
fancy meeting a fellow 'pede here :P

>>78642366
https://www.nyu.edu/about/news-publications/news/2017/march/trump-clinton-debates-gender-reversal.html

Pretty good read about gender bias in the presidential debates

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the so called trad wife

>>78642267
I don't know, it's mildly interesting to know where you came from exactly.

>>78642427
*nods solemnly*

>>78642445
t. pedephile

>>78642445
baited out the triggered lefty

>>78642399
iran is better

>>78642455
>traditional wife
>literally cannot stop talking about taking dick
ah yes

>>78642455
she meant D within a monogamous relationship shut up shut up shut up

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Leaving Vienna now

got a cool 18 hours of train journeys ahead until i can get to Edinburgh.

a non-autist would probably think this is a bad thing, but personally i love train travel. All i do at home is sit around and browse the internet, so really spending a day on the train is no different to my usual.

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>>78642256
Boston Commons wasn't always a hate free zone

>>78642436
negrita

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>baited out the triggered lefty

>reading on the train

Is there anything more pretentious, more attention-seeking?

>>78642509
Bit racist

>>78642455
is this someone notable

if trump gets impeached does Hillary become president

>>78642478
she meant literal vitamin d you cretin

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*shakes violently*
>sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

This is my autistic preferred genres of music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL7nlzQ6XlE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF58Lsvqg5E

and you dont seem to understand

>>78642547
no, the Queen retakes it

Going to make a jacket potato with tuna and sweetcorn maynoaise (salad cream actually) and salad

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>>78642513

Am I semitic enough to qualify as Anglo?

>>78642547
theoretically Pence would become President

however if anything really did get Trump impeached then chances are that Pence would be compromised too, so its more likely that Paul Ryan, as Speaker, would take the job

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>>78642535

>>78642535
Typing away on a macbook at the café

>>78642542
prefer my rum cheap and racist

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>"if you know what i mean"
>she meant literal vitamin d you cretin

>>78642588
what if paul ryan is compromised

>>78642485
I absolutely love train travel
Want to do Interrail next year

>>78642605
i knew what she meant

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the so-called gentrification

>>78642595
*pops your brain, killing you instantly*

>>78642581
>>78642513
so from the evidence provided it seems that the alt-right and alt-left are suitable areas of politics for children?

>>78642597
THIS

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>>78642547
It defaults back to the way god intended it

mcdonalds cafe unironically is not that bad

>>78642485
Upper Austria is neato

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*shakes violently*
>pssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

even if a girl isn't traditional but calls herself traditional it's good enough

as long as she's anti-feminism and vaguely race realist that's good enough tbqh

>>78642566
fallout new vegas was so good

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love it

>>78642585
post thigh highs

>>78642633
unironically shut up

>>78642619
wtf i love gentrification now?

>>78642652
the problem is it just pushes the wogs further out to traditionally white working class areas who then get shafted

>>78642630
all extreme politics is for children and dementia patients

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turbo-gentrification

>>78642652
do love a bit of gentrification, it's the only way to save London at this point

someone make a new

>>78642694
yeah but those places will get gentrified too eventually

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>>78642636
ta da

this scares the rorke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBS8rJvxnKo

>>78642703
there a blog for these? want to see the frothing rasheeds having a hissy fit in the comments section. lefties hate nothing more than whites taking back what's theirs

>>78642742
looks pretty fucking scary yeah.

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>race realist

>>78642708
Too early

>>78642764
>

>>78642761
all mine

just came out as an alt-virgin to mum

>>78642742
Looks like an average episode of In the Night Garden

>>78642761
remember that black cambridge bloke saying whites have colonised areas of London?

still makes me crease

>>78642761
This reminds me of the black guy claiming some shit part of London is being 'invaded' by white people lol

>>78642741
more like gayn

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thoughts on the new patch?

>>78642832
Reddit

>white people

https://twitter.com/RoccoFiore14/status/899701322672484352

>>78642806
>>78642819
>cambridge

affirmative action was a mistake

>>78642832
CRINGE

>>78642819
>>78642806
SNAP

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24KB, 369x387px

>>78642832
cool lad

>>78642741
ahh yes, l91n

>patches
>badges
never understood these things

>>78642870
You should put that on a patch

>>78642832
naff

>>78642870
I have a blazer with quite a few badges on but that's because I always buy them when I go somewhere new

>>78642904
>>78642904
>>78642904
NEW

>>78642904
>>78642904
>>78642904
NEW

>>78642918
>>78642918
>>78642918
new

>>78642832
mum sew that on for you?

>>78642927
fuck off mong

>>78642934
shall be posting in here

>>78642870
its for narcisstic young people

>>78641570
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3438982/How-did-survive-Dramatic-video-shows-moment-elderly-couple-swept-away-stormy-seas-French-coast-bystander-tries-save-gets-dragged-away.html

>>78641718
I found this article about it