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anime

hmm might buy some saint laurent creps

Doing a poo!

>>78637925

I'd like to lick her hair and absorb the chemicals she uses to make it so shiny

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sue

game of thrones eh
fucking mental

>tfw I have been in over 50 bottling matches in my life

If ten people from brit ganged up on me I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of 10 chavs and broke one of their jaws with a bottle of buckfast and made them all run away. I'm the best glasser here, fact. I have never lost a bottling match in my life. If any of you said anything snarky to me, you would be erased from history. Unironically.

If anyone wants to arrange a glassing match I'm in Limerick for the day and I am looking for a scrap so let me know if you're up for it.

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>>78637969

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I agree

>>78637940
got it mixed up. They have fold up tables for aisle seats but none for window seats

>>78637984
game of drones

love trains
hate busses

http://content.tfl.gov.uk/london-rail-and-tube-services-map.pdf

how can provincials ever compete

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help help help help help help help

>>78637984
https://youtu.be/QUIFC5yOy1A

extremely important scientific research

http://www.strawpoll.me/13770255
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extremely important scientific research

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extremely important scientific research

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>Yeah go for STALINGRAD which has NO strategic importance

>Yeah stay in STALINGRAD whilst surrounded on all flanks to be routed and annihilated completely

>Against ALL of my generals better judgement

love cars
hate socialist transport

>>78637979
pre-surgery jungle susan?

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>>78637979

>>78638031
whats got your bum in a brazier

>>78638031
Shit yourself again?

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>>78638038
>STALINGRAD which has NO strategic importance

>>78637979
she looks different in this one

>>78638047
yes
a negative remark better not be forthcoming

>>78638076
Yeah she looks a bit less like a deformed gremlin

turned the heater back on for another 15 minutes

>>78638038
Starting to think Hitler's secret mission was to kill all the Germans, and take as many Russians and other Euros down with him as he did so. If that was what he was after, he did a bang up job.

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>>78638067
>Could have pushed for Moscow
>lets divert ALL of our armies to STALINGRAD

Thinking of going for Stalingrad lads, any thoughts?
Germ in Paris btw

business idea: ring roads

wonder if all the kpop starts who did tons of face surgery will have problems as they grow old
maybe some of them will turn into donatella versace looking bints

business idea: more roundabouts

StalingLAD

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>>78638095
>push for Moscow
>achieve nothing because all the industry is elsewhere and the political leaders have left long before
>get flanked from the South

>>78638099
just letting you know it has NO strategic importance and you WILL be surrounded and annihalated

>>78638122
YAAAAASSSSS

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love fully privatised for-profit public transport systems

>>78638095
>could have taken moscow before there were any defenders/defences
>NO lets turn directly south

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Impregnation is the the final redpill

>>78638122
nonce

playing through the world at war story mode again lads

Any Milton Keynes man in?

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>>78638122
>1 September 1996 (age 20)

>>78638124
t. Milton Keynes county council

central london is basically 10 years in the future of all the provinces

Mate drives about smoking joints all the time. Silly billy.

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>>78638038
>STALINGRAD which has NO strategic importance

>>78638163
yea she looks quite young for a 20 years old

>>78638157
grim

writing to my MP

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>>78638132

>>78638176
Mate once asked me to hold the wheel while he rolled a joint. Was bricking it all the way to the lights.

any Saxon man in?

>>78638163
huh she's a year older than me

>>78638122
why do they manage to make good looking girls so ugly looking in porn shoots? they must have the worst makeup artists in the industry

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>>78638076
pic's from 2014

passed my test 4 years ago but never owned a car lol

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>>78638187

Eating please pudding and ham sandwich

>>78638216
literal fucking breastfeeding child

>>78638163
just imagine the all the niggerly pummeling her puss has taken at such a young age.
>>78637887
I was expecting “BIND THE FAP”, 'twas still good dho.

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>Starting a land war in asia in the first place

>>78638223
porn stars are vile bints for the most what are you on

>>78638078
I can never quite tell when sue pics are from because she's changed more gradually and at some point I think she even reversed some changes made to her nose

it's far easier to tell when a pic was taken with a girl like Chanmomo because she looks like a completely different person now

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currently listening to scottish gaelic radio
top comfy

Decided I'll go for Stalingrad, show them russian shits.

>>78638251
yeah but shes not and they still make her look like an ugly cunt in that picture

>>78638237
haha it's like cenaboyle

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i think i'm bipolar lads
every few weeks i fall into a crisis

wonder if any of my ancestors was a nonce

>>78638256
hmmm, ah yeah, agreed

>>78638247
>before the urals
>asia

ermm no sweaty

>England is made up of conquering, warring tribes
>conquers the savage tribes of the world with wars


beaming brightly with the inherited genomes of my ancient peoples

>>78638223
its mostly the opposite 2bh

>>78638284
Undoubtedly

>>78638281
kek

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>>78638132
>>78638143
>Implying Hitler wouldnt have been safer just passing the city and heading straight for the Caucasus oilfields instead of diverting every army in the region to Stalingrad and the majority of his panzer divisions to the Caucasus

>Implying taking Moscow wouldnt have completely severed the Soviet Union

>>78638196
Do they have MPs in New Zealand?

>>78638288
me on the right

>>78637925
MANHANDS BABS!

HOOOORRRRY SHITTTURU! JUST LOOK AT DEM HANDS!

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the gf's bf is staying over again
another night on the dining chairs

theory: ethiopia, vietnam and algerian are 1 poster

>>78638210
Haha mad! Drink/drug driving out in the country is really common where I stay.
Risky in a city, plus more chance of accidental killing someone/someone crashing into you. That would be a hassle to deal with.

doing a poo (future dated post)

>>78638322
yeah

get a tingle in my loins thinking about the savage bronze age peoples of Britain

utterly mental to think that the dark nights back then, every woman and child slept were at once time at least simultaneously asleep in pitch black

unreal thought

>>78638360
Thought the Queen just ruled over them

>>78638296
>brits are french people
>brits hate french people
ALMOND POWER ACTIVATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

imagine being a caveman and living in a cave and that lmao

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>Whilst retreating from Stalingrad let me just send ALL of my armies over to KURSK to defeat a seemingly isolated Soviet army only to be intercepted, surrounded and FUCKED UP

death grips got shit after government plates

>>78638256
s'all in the eyes

>>78638363
What?

>>78638363
what about fires?

>>78638146
Wie geht es Ihnen, Nietsczhe

comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34UutDrXV2Q

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What books you lot reading then?

>>78638403
yeah mate lets go to sleep next to an open fucking fire

Cuck boy, cuck boy,, what do you see
Is it a bull in your gf's peepee?

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The city of the future, Milton Keynes.

An owl has moved to the nearby forrest, it's blaring all day long.

>>78638381
>Normans bring civilized society
>land of the normans later falls into uncivilized disrepute

dare say it was the dealings with the Saxons that leveled the Norman mind

>>78638425
Looks like a massive FEMA camp

was really hoping that Trump would confirm some massive conspiracy like aliens or JFK or 9/11 as soon as he entered office in some grandiose televised address to the nation and then put a bunch of people in jail for it

it was a pipe dream, but would have been very very cool nonetheless

would be even better if he then gave a cabinet position to Alex Jones

>>78638425
such an inefficient mess

Big big big fan of the ol youth-in-Asia

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dropped my aftershave and the spray mechanism has broken

>>78638459
>This is unironically how the manchilds mind operates

>>78638413
this is the mind of the average brit after attempting to deny all french heritage

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doubt i'll ever be able to live a normal life lads...

Anyone here stay at home for uni?

>>78638416
You'd have someone up, watching for baddies or wolves or whatever. And it's not like you'd have the fire in the middle of the hay, it'd be in a stone fireplace.

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>>78638411

>>78638514
oh you were there were you?

>>78638416
says the Aussie
obviously never lived anywhere cold, you keep that fire on 24/7

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I drip on your bitch like water
I splash on your bitch with the water

Absolute tip top kino

https://youtu.be/9qNVGl_7awY

>>78638383
stretchy pants

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

>>78638383
is she itchy?

>>78638383
bit grim

>>78638559
that doesn't mean anything

hmm might cop some dior corduroys too

>>78638459
He promised to put Hillary in jail. Whatever happened to that? I'll tell you: Trump supporters are quiet about it because it shows Trump is breaking a promise, and Trump's opponents are quiet about it because it reminds them that it was the Democrat candidate that got Trump elected.

Socialism will never work with so long as a freedom loving peoples such as the anglo-saxon holds majority

Fascism is best suited to the effecient germans as it is the most effecient form of governance

The French need a government of war akin to their age of chivalry eg. France under Napolean, and France under De Gualle

>>78638538
I've played Skyrim, so basically yes.

>>78638538
>>78638416
dumb bint

I'm worth 64k dead according to my pension statement

Might jump under a train and leave a note telling my siblings to go on a massive drug-fuelled holiday with the money

hmm do I got to Morrisons or tesco

>>78638595
don't understand how you have money

>>78638623
I don't think they'd enjoy it, knowing where the money came from.

>>78638321
>Implying Hitler wouldnt have been safer just passing the city
It was of strategic importance. Taking it would have blocked the soviets from moving any troops past the volga river. Taking the oil fields would have hurt russia but I doubt it would be that bad. US Soviet lend lease was already supplying a massive amount of materials to the soviets so oil wouldn't have been out of the question to receive

>Implying taking Moscow wouldnt have completely severed the Soviet Union
it wouldn't have. All of the soviet government had been moved to the east of the Ural mountains

>>78638620
>>78638609
>>78638543
havent an ounce of shit to give for the contents of any of these posts, and furthermore going to bed without reading anything else youve got to say

>>78638628
Tesco

>>78638623
why not just go on a massive drug fueled holiday

>>78638628
You need to find out if there really are "more reasons to shop at Morrisons."

Don't that picture look dusty
*stands solemnly in front of it, back facing you*

any adipure shower gel man?

>>78638661
Good day.

>>78638651
feminism tells her this is a good career choice

umm janny?

>>78638661
>going to bed
Need you to watch this fire though.

>Bill Gates has warned that European leaders risk deepening the migrant crisis by being too generous to those arriving on the continent.

>The Microsoft founder said countries such as Germany will not be able to handle the 'huge' numbers of migrants waiting to leave Africa and find a better life overseas.

>Instead, the 61-year-old suggested spending more on foreign aid to treat the root causes of migration, while making it more difficult for people to reach the continent.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4665198/Bill-Gates-warns-open-door-migration-overwhelm-Europe.html#ixzz4qaQBlrWv


Shouldn't he be for this? He sounds Alt Right!

>>78638651
you went a bit too far with this one

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*styles on your roman ass*

Do you tell people about /brit/?

>>78638715
My ancestors :)

>>78638708
wtf i love bill gates now

>>78638608
Very true.

>>78638708
Hmm yes because spending more on foreign aid will somehow stop the violence in these countries and totally won't just prop up despotic regimes

>>78638715
>that one lad who can't grow a 'tash

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My ancestors :^)

Going to kill myself lads

want owt?

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i still love my country

>>78638710
Me and the bf

>>78638634
I work full time

>>78638651
Osa Lovely is the best ebony pornstar

>>78638658
Oil was of huge strategic importance for the Germans who would soon run out and halt their advance completely because all of Hitlers panzers, tigers and panthers where so inefficient and huge

>>78638747
Most people are not fleeing violence they're fleeing poverty

>>78638708
fucking Nazi
deserves to be punched

>>78638761
drug-fuelled holiday

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>>78638715
*Genocides you and your mates*

>>78638791
this webm never fails to arouse me

fuck shes so beautiful and thicc

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>>78638762
whats to like?

>>78638784
then they should be rightly told to fuck off

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>>78638791
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

The Anglo-Saxon is superior to the Teutons, Normans and Viking peoples in that he has withstood greater hardship and subjugation than them and from that condintioned himself into a higher being of lawful intentions

>>78638791
don't think I could do her justice iah

the Welsh are the only people in the British Isles who were ever really conquered by the Romans

>>78638846
The Welsh are pure scum

>>78638708
>European leaders risk deepening the migrant crisis by being too generous to those arriving on the continent
>countries such as Germany will not be able to handle the 'huge' numbers of migrants waiting to leave Africa and find a better life overseas
Find it grotesque that this actually has to be explained to European leaders. Can't figure out if they're mentally subnormal, brainwashed by the PC brigade, or following an evil plan to destroy Europe.

Been waiting for it to be exposed as the latter for a while now.

Hate eurasian continental powers
Love oceanic dynamism and anglo-atlantean influence

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wish I was born a thousand years earlier

being alive from 997-1017 means I already would have seen the reigns of Æthelred the Unready, Sweyn Forkbeard, Edmund Ironside and Cnut the Great. Various battles and wars and raids between the Anglo-Saxons, the Danes and the Vikings. I would have been witnessing the birth of the Kingdom of England before my very eyes, being forged from the Anglo-Saxon kingdoms.

>>78638791
Why did you cut out the part when the javelin hits my bollocks?

>>78638843
wtf i love lauren southern now

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Koreans are White.

will i be so much as glancing at that?

nope

>>78638826
Dont think so

*whacks on a full saint laurent outfit to go to the shop for some £5 wine and fags*

heh

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Any mid-00s Jour de Footy homme in this château?

>>78638846
Imagine your town being called "Bath" because once upon a time the Romans built one there.

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*submits to your Norman ass*

>>78638893
>£5 fags
where the FUCK do you live

>have flu
>buy some lemsip type stuff that you drink
>pretty tasty
>read ingredients
>paracetamol, aspartame

can feel my pineal gland shrivelling up as I type

>>78638865
you would be in some tiny hamlet youd probably never travel more than a league from, you wouldnt "see" any of it

>>78638860
Merkel is a full jew, corporations only care about money.

>>78638860
people have been waiting for that since the war now

*Googles how to acquire Polish citizenship*

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>>78638916
>implying

had some cigarettes from moldova once

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>>78638865
pre-norman England and the heyday of the American West are the absolute pinnacles of human society

>>78638146
patrician

>>78638865
Good chance you'd be some farming spastic who gets killed so the invaders could run a train on your wife mate

>>78638861
Same. Gas the Hyperborean collectivists.

What do you smoke lads?

For me its players

Diana Binks

>>78638957
had some from china and they were filth

bought 400 marlboro reds from Incheon duty free for £38

>>78638922
Consider ithe lemsip type stuff a test of the glands strength.

>>78638998
but what were the cigarettes like?

>>78638992
i get high on life

>>78638961
Pre Norman England was literally barbarians mate, you didn't even inherit last names.
t.purebred Norman

>>78638992
Camel Turkish Royal Blues
I don't think those are available in Europe though

>>78638998
Jin Ling?

>>78638992
Camel blues, sometimes marlboro menthols if im feeling gay

I'm not British, I'm English

bored of keeping Scotland, Wales and Nireland afloat

>>78638986
>>78638923
chances are if I was born then I'd grow up manlier

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JANNED

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>>78638916
only the sissy southern fairies
we threw a tantrum and kicked up ten kinds of shit

>>78638992
amber leaf on the occasion that i do

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Oriental (Turkish) or Virginian tobacco lads?

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>"sometimes marlboro menthols if im feeling gay"

>>78639026
>t.purebred Norman
t. A fucking frog

>>78638988
the only problem is that the Anglo destroys what he loves in the process of actualizing it
only for the most breif periods of time can this free dynamic tranquility last.
just like the sea the waves always pick up, but also like the sea it always comes back to that same wild equilibrium

>>78639031
nah i think they were called hangxia. They had checkered paper on the filters. They tasted like burning plastic but were the best of the lot, i got some for 40p and i legitimately dont think it was real tobacco

>>78639066
The archetypal student

>>78639102
Try again, Normans were basically Vikings eg I am a Viking

>>78638992
Lucky strikes

willy willy willy
POO POO POO
willy
POO
willy
POO
willy willy willy
POO POO POO

>>78639113
it's pretty rare i smoke nowadays anyway
but even if i would, why the fuck would i bother wasting money on packs?

>>78639090
>greentexting and using speech marks
fucking stupid irish cunt

Tobacco is shit. It does next to nothing other than burn a hole in your pocket, reduce lung function, increase stress levels and cause problems later in life. You can go outside and socialise without a cig. The head rush to begin with isn't even fun.

>>78639110
Fake fags are dung anyway, only good for giving you a sore head. Used to smoke the ol' Slovakian excellence which was like smoking hair (2 euro a pack) and fake Amber leaf. The Amber leaf had literally uncut chips of wood in it but I smoked it anyway and it was actually nice.

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>>78639074
>tfw Virginian
>tfw a pack of fags used to be $2.50
>tfw the Democrats got into power and raised it to $5.50

>he doesn't smoke sterling duals

begone

>>78639157
wtf i hate cigarettes now

>>78639105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjwwONcDk7M

quite like poppers
not gay

>>78639074
Love Ethan.

>>78639157
>The head rush to begin with isn't even fun.
wrong

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Are we destined to be ruled by other people lads?
Will we ever have a society where the individual reigns supreme?

>>78638992
Drum Gold, or Marlboro Red for a treat.

>>78639002
What a waste.

>>78639202
>not gay
we'll see ;)

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>i smoke

>>78639178
Good, smokers should have all of their property taken from them forcefully and given to non retards. Reinstate slavery but only for tar lung cunts

>>78639237
edgy

Seen any good kino recently?

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>>78639145

>>78639129
the ones that came here mostly had local wives from Normandy, William I, his dad and grandad i think all married frenchies for example and the lower echelons would have followed suit.

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>find it hard to socialise without cigarettes
>ill go through half a pack even if im just having tea at a mates house

might go watch dunkirk later

>>78639237
>smokers should have all of their property taken from them forcefully and given to non retards
or we could just give it to you

>>78639214
for the time being you still have the ability to break out

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>I don't smoke when I drink

>>78639237
actually when the radical centrists come into power smoking will be mandatory in all pubs sweaty :)))

>>78639237
*blows smoke in your face*
nah

piping hot tea straight down my gullet

>>78615253

>>78639211
Ok ok! I admit It's alright if you are on something else. but apparently it just goes away when you are addicted/dependent and just need to smoke to feel normal. Costs so much.

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>ewww you smoke? don't you know it's bad for you and expensive?

BBC replacing one of the few conservatives left in their organisation from the flagship politics programme with the daughter of a former labour leader

https://twitter.com/bbcpress/status/900298448498565120

really makes you think

>>78638992
dont any more, used to smoke cutters choice or drum on the odd occasion it was not available

>>78639264
Am watching Engrenages, french tv kino.

piping hot poo straight out my shitpipe

It's time we asked why this was so important to a multimillionaire like Branson to peddle hard against. Hmmm. Outspoken railway nationalisation advocate, Mr. Jeremy Corbyn? I can't possibly think of a reason why Branson would do that. . Don't forget the billions of pounds of privatised NHS contracts that Virgin healthcare fulfills. Friendly face of modern capitalism my arse. Branson is a little snake.

>>78639285
>come into power
Get annoyed when I hear about public servants being described as "in power." The Queen is "in power." Prime ministers, presidents and political parties are supposed to serve, not rule.

Just booking the /brit/ Christmas dinner.
Any preferences about seating lads?

>>78639313
>few conservatives left

The BBC is literally dominated by conservatives

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>rolling tobacco

>>78638992
dick

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>>78639313
>no more based Orangutan

>>78639361
bait

>>78639313
>really makes you think
makes me think you probably get het up about a lot of things that dont really matter.

>>78639308
screeching

>>78639364
if you don't do this in the UK chances are you'll be broke by the end of the month

>>78639313
makes sense. the BBC wants to protect their Labour pals and Neil asking politicians about their racism, hypocrisy and corruption doesn't do that.

Seriously smokers are vile cretins. Not only that but also generally stupid sheep who follow rules and brainwashing.
>Oh this drug is LEGAL?
>It MUST be a good idea!!
>Oh that is ILLEGAL?!
>It MUST be bad!!

>>78639308
And doesn't do much other than scratch an itch that you brought upon yourself.

Smokers are fucking disgusting

They are always vile cunts, just unpleasant to deal with

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>>78639415

If I was a multibillionaire I'd probably just donate my money to public services, infrastructure and housing projects

>>78639360
i want to be seated next to parislad so we can do some H in the toilets and nowhere near poley or 190kg

>>78639382
Go look up the backgrounds of anyone who presents politics on the BBC mate

hate smoking
love drugs

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>>78639313
Oh, joy (!)

One more reason to spend less time listening/watching BeeCorp.

business idea: alcoholic cherry juice

>>78639401
Yeah im only taking the piss I primarily smoke rolling baccy but will treat myself to a 20 deck of menthol pall malls on occasion

>>78639449
sure you would

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5fjKgI1ljM

business idea: vodka and cranberry juice

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>He rolls his own

Smokers should be banned from the NHS

love smoking
love red wine
love drugs
hate gays

simple as

POO UPDATE

I recently excreted fecal matter from my anus into a toilet. However, I had neglected to bring my mobile posting device into the bathroom with me, and so was unable to provide commentary as it happened, but am instead describing the event here from my desktop PC, after the fact.

>>78639449
that's why you'll never be a multibillionaire

>>78639493
No, fat people should

>>78639313
Fuck off Andrew Neil is a legend

>he doesn't smoke straights

oh my daysssssss

If I was a billionaire I'd use it to lobby the government to declare smokers subhuman

>>78639449
i'd be spending mad money on crazy and non-crazy projects. money is wasted on these boring rich cunts.

>>78639361
>The BBC is “a publicly-funded urban organisation with an abnormally large proportion of younger people, of people in ethnic minorities and almost certainly of gay people, compared with the population at large”.

>All this, he said, “creates an innate liberal bias inside the BBC”.

-Andrew Marr

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/09/21/analysis-bbc-pictures-show-53-migrant-kids-just-36-men-out-of-step-with-reality/

>ANALYSIS: BBC Pictures Show 53% Migrant Kids, Just 36% Men – Hugely Out Of Step With Official Stats

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2570639/Match-Of-The-Day-panel-white-needs-diverse-BBC-says.html

>Match Of The Day panel is 'too white' and needs to become more diverse, BBC says

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3621658/BBC-turn-trainees-WHITE-Job-applicants-stunned-told-corporation-wants-people-ethnic-minority-backgrounds.html

>BBC turns down trainees because they are WHITE: Job applicants stunned to be told corporation only wants people from 'ethnic minority backgrounds'

jog on sunshine

>>78639514
what a bizarre attitude

absolutely fascinating that people have similar dreams (ie. of snakes, of attacking dogs) each with their own meaning, born simply out of primal fear

physiological relations to our ancestors gives me a stiffy desu

>>78639493
>>78639517
Both.

>>78639555
God is well amazin

the NHS should be banned

If I was a billionaire I'd create a nature preserve for NEETs on some moderately sized island with warm comfortable temperatures all year round and free island-wide wifi

might sign poley up to the french foreign legion

>>78639493
>>78639517
>>78639571
and anorexics + people with diabetes

If I was a billionaire I'd build my own private trainline and drive around on it all day

You fuck off m8!?!?

if i was a billionaire i'd buy a house

If I was a billionaire I'd build my own harem of qt 2d anime trannies

>>78639605
good post

>>78639636
>>78639636
>>78639636
new

if I was a billionaire I'd buy a freddo haha remember freddos? lol there well expensive now xD

>>78639555
>snakes
Sorry but no. I'm not an Aussie. Are you abo?

>>78639555
recently dreamed i snapped the door of a taxi after the driver started being a cunt
but i would never do such a thing

>>78639598
Yeah! And old people!

>>78639547
Doesn't disprove what he said. The BBC is a special type of neo liberalism crossed with neoconservative, it IS biased against corbyn because he is actually left wing, which has nothing to do with the fact that socially the BBC is very left-progressive. Economically it isn't though.

>>78638034
christ he aged bad