Vote Labour edition
labour = drumpf
tax collection is thievery
New sofa was delivered today
Peeled my skin screwing in the wooden feet to the base, got micropore on my fingers now
We live in troubled times (times of Theresa may)
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
nothing but disdain for people who drink so-called "rose wine"
scum of the earth
I've only been really REALLY drunk maybe like 3 times in my life
it takes so much that usually I stop far short with a nice tipsy feeling
saw some nonce in a fedora drinking wine in the pub last night so I decked him
>>78636132
Aye.
>>78636297
me Timothy James Byrne in my flat spracklen house reciting the shahada
How come of all the "cucked" euro nations only england had a massive pedo sex slavery gang with thousands of victims.
drinkers of Californian and Australian wines deserve rape
Never tried wine and never will
Cheap wine probably tastes ghastly and a good bottle starts at £40. Havent got that kind of money
>>78636301
Nothing wrong with rosé.
Won 241 lost 514
(my GTA 5 race record)
absolutely gagging for a 5/10 loyal gf with a good sense of humour
>angles drink white wine on its own
>not pairing your wine with your food or some cheese.
the lack of good cheese selection here really kills me
looking at Grimsby
its not actually that grim
muahah... the french /brit/.... was always celebrated for its excellence
>>78636337
were honestly the only ones that have half confronted the issue. Wouldn't surprise me if the same thing is happening and being tolerated by authorities in germany right now.
don't like alcohol with food
have never consumed alcohol without the internation of getting bladdered
gook drunklet
absolutely not a fan of earlies
>>78636349
delusional
you can get quality wine for 5 quid on sale
the problem is you can also get rancid shite for the same price, so it takes a while to find what you like
anime
can't eat any food after drinking without feeling like hurling
>>78636297
why does tim do the isis finger
oi bruv
>>78636337
We all have our speciality. They specialise in pedos, we do in drug dealing and terrorism, sweden in rape and grenade throwing, germany in rape and fraud.
>>78591144 >>78591174
I strongly dislike that lot, apart from the cats' yank.
>>78636349
its not the price necessarily but the maker
there are good cheap wines
but of course its all relative
>>78636370
have a 90% win rate of GTA races
I trained with the shaolin geeks of mt chiliad
>>78636427
QUEEEEENNNN
>>78636383
>were honestly the only ones that have half confronted the issue
No mate. You're among the last.
might actually pop down to Morrisons for some cheese
>>78636337
Only England has actually arrested theirs and reported on it. The rest also have them, but they're still covered up. I'll be honest, I'm not sure how true this is. There might be a connection to us having Pedostan in our commonwealth and Blair's government letting them all come over here without any consideration as to whether they have a speck of human decency.
Belgium has always been the nonciest bit of Europe anyway. Not saying England doesn't have problems, and is too soft on these animals, but Belgium is like the epicentre of it all.
alri
not a fan of leafs
not a fan of tarquins
not a fan of nonces in Asia
this cunt is all 3 and I want to strangle him
>>78636383
it literally is
german lady comes in teamspeak to play cod with us once told us how she heard a girl getting done by the pakis down her road, she phoned the police and they flat out refused to do anything
she said she wants to move to england or belgium i think to be with either of her daughters but can't afford it so she's stuck there
wanna do one of those DNA ancestry test things but dont want the government to have my DNA on file
business idea: abolish all alcohol taxes because they're fucking obnoxious and a pint shouldn't cost three quid
discuss
strong suspicions over the age of that one who never drank wine and thinks a good bottle starts at forty pounds.
need to poo but i'll wait until tommorow
Wish I was a part of a paedo gang, not for noncing, just want company...
>>78636474
isnt it somewhere in belgium or the netherlands that was once the child trafficking capital of the world?
true patricians drink their wine out of boxes
Taking a driving lesson and I haven't drove in almost a year think I'm going to shit my pants lads
>>78636463
Das rite
>>78636353
scum
>>78636507
have you thought about normal gangs instead?
>>78636529
hey i have a driving lesson at 4:30
havent driven in almost 2 weeks
once had sangria with a mate at a bar when we were 17 and already smashed. asked the barwoman for a random cocktail and its what she gave us. worst ive ever spewed. fuck red wine
>>78636529
its like biking or swimming you never really forget it
maybe the first five minutes are awkward but then it gets normal
>>78636556
Fuck off 2 weeks is nothing.
>>78636548
they seem too antisocial
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Ey28GM7ug
>>78636582
is when youve had like 7 lessons
mmmmmm CLUTCH CONTROL I LIKE MANUALLY CONTROLLING THE CAR UERHHGH SO MANLY
>>78636576
I never passed though lol
passed me driving test but still canny drive just got lucky on the test
Won't even have a car for another few years going to be a right laugh lmao
>>78636599
ah yes
*manhandles a phallic object*
I am a man
>>78636599
something on your mind lad?
>>78636599
Spotted the nu-male
love cheese me
found some Stilton here which was pretty lucky, though it was very expensive and not that big
dont understand the manual/automatic rivalry just like i dont understand the cat/dog one
everyone can get along stop acting stupid
>>78636599
FOY
nothing like consuming a bottle of red wine and chainsmoking marlboro reds throughout
they just taste nicer with wine
>>78636636
well kumbay-fucking-yah you pinko Poirot shortarse
Go back to facebook.
>>78636636
we noticed you don't understand much, don't worry
>>78636566
Lightweight. Sangria's a teenage girl's drink. You should be having that for breakfast at 17.
https://youtu.be/RJGYr-oMO9Y
>complains about adverts here
>wants to move to America
Oh Tim...
any motorcycle man in?
driving an automatic is fine but if you haven't got a manual license you are retarded
nothing like consuming 8 bottles of desperados and several spliffs throughout
>>78636610
the nu male post
>>78636599
anyone from swansea here?
he is totally obsessed with me haha
>>78636685
yeah
>>78636636
in cities it's automatics and cats for poofters, in country manuals and dogs for brick shithouses
>>78636610
woman
>desperados
>>78636720
alri
>>78636671
Actually, I take that back. If you were already smashed on something else, sangria could probably trigger a vomit.
>>78636685
does a moped count?
>>78636679
he's fully lost it
>>78636703
don't summon him
>>78636466
No we aren't you spud
>>78636739
only if you get your knee down
>>78636728
do they even have that in yankland
fuck off
>>78636739
Yes. Saw a cool special on the BBC about motorbikes/mopeds in vietnam
>>78636671
will a stomach full of lager and spirits it made an unholy combination
>>78636728
it's alright
>>78636743
whos "him"?
got a few questions
>>78636623
>provoletti
It's just *provola, provolone if it's bigger
>romano
*Pecorino
desperados is quite shit isn't it
i always buy it thinking i'll like it when i'm fucked though
uni's busting my balls
got given some desperados and lobbed it in the bin
drank some red wine instead
>>78636808
its alri for one or two but could drink pints of the shite
>>78636776
owning a motorbike as a foreigner (that isn't a piece of ancient shit) is just asking to be pulled over by the cops
I wish I had a Vespa or Piaggio though my Honda is pretty tough and reliable
>>78636798
not going to name him but he's the only regular tripfag in these threads and is cancerous
>>78636798
190kg bastard is his trip
>>78636845
fuck off
wish i was gene hunt desu
thats a proper bloke
Love how upset the skelly druggie gets.
>implying any beer from an area of the world where they used to literally use piss to make beer isn't going to be pisswater
any infographics lads in
>>78636737
'ri
>>78636739
I got a taste of SEAsian moped culture in Taipei and it was cool as heck, would imagine it'd be more dangerous in less organised countries though
Any good new POV scenes fellas
microdosing ham
>>78636894
yeah me and yer maw just made one
>>78636892
Innis & Gunn
Laphroaig Quarter Cask
whatever bottle of red wine costing between £6~12 takes my fancy
rate the drinking preferences lads
>>78636869
no idea why this made me laugh so much
>>78636892
alri
I DON'T WAAAAAAANT BREXIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>78636927
ah yes, classical pseudo science
Just joined the Ancient Egyptian Arabic Order Nobles of the Mystic Shrine
smokers and fat people should not be entitled to state provided healthcare
>>78636971
smokers pay more towards the NHS than you do
>>78636952
>>78636486
they already do
>>78636892
recommend me a good cheap wine ill find in any offie
fucking fuming lads
dad always said not to piss where you shit but here i am looking at all this poo on the fucking carpet again
absolutely despise the term microbrew
>ah yes anything which isn't literally piss in a bottle marketed by a multinational corporation is some quirky local curiosity
only the cucked American consumerist mindset could produce such a term
im so sick of living with acne
its daunting to go through the early stages of your life looking like a disease patient
>>78636894
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57894d6bb2373
don't like hanging out with youse lot, bunch of negative ninnies in 'ere
>>78637002
casa del diablo merlot
about £6 for a 75cl bottle
masturbate far too much
>>78636995
Absolutely disgusting
LEAVE OUR WOMEN ALONE
>>78636984
Man, imagine a country that was literally half blue half red
Crazy
>>78636784
Yeah that's fair enough (see: >>78636738).
Love drinking in Spanish bars though. The atmosphere, the balmy weather, the prices, the food... Once got served in a Spanish bar when I was 13. They had cig machines right out on the front in those days. I got a bunch of San Miguels and a pack of Marlboros, took them out to my 11 year old little bruv, and we sat on sun loungers by the pool in the warm summer evening. Just sat right back, watching the slags frolic in the pool, and learned about alcohol and tobacco.
fat people, smokers, people with tattoos, drinkers, people that don't clean their bathrooms at least once a week and people that wear the same shirt for 2 days in a row or more should not be entitled to state provided healthcare
>>78637072
fat people should be on a 3 strike system imo.
>>78637054
J.P. Chenet cabernet-syrah
>tfw too intelligent for avarice
>>78636949
>blames self for world
woah..
business idea: nobody should be "entitled" to healthcare
gas the tories
class war now
hate wine autists with all their gay brands no one cares
its just red or white thats it fuk of
ive been drinking wine for years and will have anything so long as its red
>>78637128
i should
Undeniable, certifiable tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozv4q2ov3Mk
oi frenchy
can i sniff heroin mate
>>78637128
fuck off yank
>>78636623
>got a local cheese that's the finest shit ive ever tasted
sweden's not all that bad
>>78637147
cant see your gay shithead flag
>>78637172
redditflags is fucknig up today
>>78637128
LITERAL third world country
>>78637172
I can see his but not yours
just bought a selection of microbreads from the local microbreadery
me and the mates
>>78637147
I can tell the difference between sweet and dry. And I can appreciate good examples of both. Love Moscato. Love Chardonnay. Not gay, just love 'em. Simple as.
>>78637196
she wont use a newsealnd flag too fukin dum to pik new 1 LOL
>>78637128
I'm with the yank on this one to be quite honest
at the very least I shouldn't have to contribute so much to the NHS when I'm paying for BUPA
find cure for sleep
upturned lips are so hot
are there any good cam sites that don't have all the premium shit and gold shows and what not?
bopp booppp booopppp
>>78636893
yea I got t-boned the other day from some moron
driving here is insane
Got called a Fenian in the Orange lodge
is this funny??
>>78637208
could heem them all with one single right hook.
>>78637147
cheap white wine honestly just tastes like vinegar, awful stuff
>>78637266
More of a taig man myself
>>78637271
fuck off Ed
>>78637271
title doesn't say (funny) so would guess not
>>78637271
I'll never know.
imagine calling yourself "welly" or something even more doxable
the lads at the flag society would never let me hear the end of it
>>78637271
just chop its fucking head off or heem it with your fist
y'allright
DISRESPECT WOMEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tx1Fg0Fmazo
Only good leftard is a dead leftard, simple as
30 push ups and 50 sit ups
>>78637279
thats why i dont get white
>>78637290
uobejkvawiuvj;wevr
sat at home doing nothing for the past 9 months
>>78637330
when's the baby due?
Bruce Foreskin lmao
>>78637319
If you're gonna do body weight exercises stop meming, join the best and brightest in the practicion of calisthenics
>>78637330
living the dream
Bruce: Force Awakens
theres some irish poster who posted a link to the ost of a film the education of sonny carson well man it was a good film thanks
>>78637297
alri Neil
in the mood for a cheeky race war haha
U aint never had a friend like me ;)
sheer state of redditflags
bruce 2skin + bruce 2skin = Bruce Foreskin
What is the American equivalent of the Smiths?
>>78637400
>>78637328
>thats why i dont get white
rasheed
lol
get it
neighbour is mowing her garden
she has moved about a metre in 20 fucking minutes
>>78637348
I read The Naked Warrior by Pavel Tsatsouline. It's about how Russian Spetznaz train in the field without a gym, using increasingly difficult bodyweight exercises like one-legged squats. Very interesting. Did fuck all for me of course because I'm a lazy cunt, but interesting nonetheless.
Howdy y'all
>>78637418
something gay like alkaline trio
>>78637418
the sharts
>>78637418
bruce springsteen
>>78637418
the dead niggers
Gday bill
>>78637427
I get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENeCYwms-Cc
>>78637432
Go out there and show her how it's done. Maybe she'll pay you "in kind."
>>78637328
by cheap i mean the £3 echo falls stuff, if you spend a fiver then its fairly good stuff
>>78637437
DOLLAR DOLLAR BILL Y'ALL
WAHEY
test ignore this post
what's your favourite pre-norman english-speaking peoples lads?
Doing a watch lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1eJ1lgFCQw
>>78637453
Well ye-haw! Say, what kinda name is anony-moose?
>>78636798
FOFFSh
(fuck off fresh finnish shit)
>>78637465
>la north/south false dichotomy
never saw a bottle of wine for less than £4.50 in my time in England
is it cheaper outside of London?
how do I pick up gallies when I'm in Japan lads
>>78637493
nigger
>>78637496
nigger
>>78637492
hello negroid
what about now??
>>78637465
Dunno about the north/south divide but I can show you the right/wrong divide.
farting out of my mouth
>>78637550
out-bloody-standing post
>>78637533
bend with your knees
ohhhhhh say can you seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>78637533
jus b ur mysterious self turtle
quite like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKoS5X4SMrY
>A Syrian refugee family in Germany has named their newly born baby girl Angela Merkel Muhammed out of gratitude to Chancellor Angela Merkel for her open-door asylum policy in 2015, hospital officials said.
THANKS CHANCELLOR OVERLORD PALPA- MERKEL!
>>78637600
fuckin uncle tom
don't tell me about sophistication love
i've been to leeds
>>78637601
>for her open-door asylum policy in 2015
was about to call you a rorke but this is literally from reuters lmao
please respond to me
>the media is STILL pushing the narrative that Merkel is becoming leader of the free world
>>78637527
Sainsbury's or Tesco's own brand might be less. You might still get shit from Aldi or Netto that's even cheaper. Wouldn't touch a drop of that piss though. Best value wine is always a £5 bottle that's knocked down from £8. Pay more and you won't really notice a difference in taste. Pay less and you will notice.
royters
It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.
They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.
Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.
It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.
It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.
What are your hobbies, lads?
>>78637632
yes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z148F3o6FAQ
quite like these two
>>78637601
a syrian refugee family has condemned their newly born daughter to a lifetime of bullying and teasing
>>78637635
Merkel was a Rorke before the refugee crisis tbqh
>>78637650
wanking my willy
Anyone else watching WW2 in colour on the 'flix?
Hitler was SO fucking dumb lol
>>78637650
prefer not to say
https://twitter.com/DoubleDownNews/status/900296658491236352
alri tom
Main Looney's best performance for his adopted nation was against Iceland.
went on a northern rail train today
there were no fold up tables on the aisle seats and the 4 person tables were literally half the width of normal train tables plus there were no plugs anywhere
north is grim
>>78637709
>>78637677
she voted against gay marriage legalisation recently, because she's with the """Christian"""" Democrat Party.
was strangely overlooked by her adoring hordes of foreign fans.
>>78637719
the tables are fucking stupid and should be abolished
>>78637643
>Pay more and you won't really notice a difference in taste
I once drank 5 bottles of wine from the late 1940s with some mates, one of them rented a garage and got 3 months free if they cleared it out. in it was about 20 bottles of white, red and port all from the 40-50s. The white wine was unbelievable, it tasted so good it wasnt wine anymore but something better. didnt touch the red but the port was evil, the hangovers were horrific.
>>78637719
was it a pacer
>>78637691
this is exactly why i don't follow the news any more, literally who cares about shit like this?
>Development is measured by fold up tables and plugs
>>78637635
I thought Reuters was supposed to be a purely factual news outlet but all I see it do now is a load of shitty thoughtpieces.
"My son," said the Norman Baron, "I am dying, and you will be heir
To all the broad acres in England that William gave me for share
When he conquered the Saxon at Hastings, and a nice little handful it is.
But before you go over to rule it I want you to understand this:–
"The Saxon is not like us Normans. His manners are not so polite.
But he never means anything serious till he talks about justice and right.
When he stands like an ox in the furrow – with his sullen set eyes on your own,
And grumbles, 'This isn't fair dealing,' my son, leave the Saxon alone.
"You can horsewhip your Gascony archers, or torture your Picardy spears;
But don't try that game on the Saxon; you'll have the whole brood round your ears.
From the richest old Thane in the county to the poorest chained serf in the field,
They'll be at you and on you like hornets, and, if you are wise, you will yield.
"But first you must master their language, their dialect, proverbs and songs.
Don't trust any clerk to interpret when they come with the tale of their wrongs.
Let them know that you know what they're saying; let them feel that you know what to say.
Yes, even when you want to go hunting, hear 'em out if it takes you all day.
They'll drink every hour of the daylight and poach every hour of the dark.
It's the sport not the rabbits they're after (we've plenty of game in the park).
Don't hang them or cut off their fingers. That's wasteful as well as unkind,
For a hard-bitten, South-country poacher makes the best man- at-arms you can find.
"Appear with your wife and the children at their weddings and funerals and feasts.
Be polite but not friendly to Bishops; be good to all poor parish priests.
Say 'we,' 'us' and 'ours' when you're talking, instead of 'you fellows' and 'I.'
Don't ride over seeds; keep your temper; and never you tell 'em a lie!"
>>78637755
the tables are useful if youre travelling as a group
>>78637601
>Angela Merkel is the daughter of Horst Kasner (1926-2011), pastor, and Herlind Jentzsch, polish Jew
Mmm...
>Southerners have good tr-
>>78637751
There's an election coming up and her main opponent are the socialists, she has to pretend to look vaguely conservative
>>78637781
PLEASE stop larping as a "saxon"
>>78637684
tbf a lot his generals blame him for mistakes that could have been theirs
The prospective gf
the only way to enjoy wine
>>78637777
the beeb is actually one of the only outlets that still don't do that. Credit is due where credit is due.
wahh wahhh the jews its the jews wahh
The so-called busway/train hybrid
>>78637650
/brit/posting
videogames
podcasts
tv shows (streamed/pirated)
cooking
boozing
yoga
bolt action tabletop wargaming
doing a poo
music (allsorts)
>>78637831
t. Jew
>>78637650
qt posting
>>78637821
an american sangria?
hate train twats
worse than plane twats
>tegaki.png
weebshit
kill jester
>>78637818
Would love to pump and dump.
>>78637831
just ctrl+f'd "jews" and your post was the only ITT that contained that word
>>78637821
>>78637759
this was the one laddo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Rail_Class_158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGSQd0411Ik
>1:00
Is there a more beautiful & iconic sound
>>78637812
for fuck sakes its just interesting you bitter mick cunt
not once have I larped
*clubs your skull inward with a large Saxon club for doing me wrong*
don't much care about trains but I enjoy when people post about them because it's nice that people have hobbies
>>78637870
nice one yank
>>78637777
the premise of reuters isn't that they write purely factual articles it's that they write articles to sell to other outlets
when other outlets start wanting thoughtpieces they start writing them
>>78637831
would't be an issue if it wasn't ALWAYS them
being autistic about trains is NOT a hobby
>>78637894
This isn't fair dealing
>>78636686
good post
>>78637875
don't they have fold down tables?
>>78637756
There must be an upper threshold you can cross where the wine gets amazing then. They wouldn't sell something as good as that for a fiver a bottle. I know what you mean about so good it's in a different league. Mate of mine grew his own tomatoes, and they were so tasty and delicious I burst out laughing when I tasted one.
>>78637821
bait
*watches the jew recoil and shrink back as he's been found out*
>>78637946
fucking marry him if you love his tomatoes so much
>>78637818
sounds like a fat cunt