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willy

It's august 23rd and I weigh 145 pounds
By September 23rd I aim to weigh AT LEAST 157 pounds

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hmmph

kinda of want jezza corbyn to become PM so when he turns out to be a boring centrist like everyone else I can see all the arrogant students cry

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anime

>>78634630
how tall x

>>78634660
165

>apu
wasnt the official name pepe helper or something

need to be thin

i'm 12"6 and built like the mall of america

Just destroyed an entire quiche Lorraine
1200 calories like it was nothing!!

190cm tall and weigh 65kg

ama

Need my willy sucked by a cute women lads.

>>78634660
Not sure but between 5ft 10 and 6ft

>>78634622
bum

>>78634731
yum

>>78634712
unrealistic happening

arse

going on travel tomorrow again sadly so todays the only day i can do heroin

cant imagine what it's like to have a girl intersted in you

t. 28 year old virgin

>>78634759
show willy

>>78634759
>heroin
the virgin drug

>>78634759
Leave the drugs alone lad.

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agnes

>>78634766
would have been a funny post if you'd said you werent a virgin

haha rape jokes x

>>78634759
how to have a manageable heroin habit

Imagine actually doing drugs hahahahahaha

>>78634793
i member

>>78634808
bet you drink coffee you fucking runt

>>78634808
*imagines it*
ok now what?

>>78634825
No hun I don't actually I'm white

>>78634825
coffee isnt a drug, its a drink

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I wear supreme but I don't skate
I'm a baller but don't need to flex my I8

>>78634797
set yourself a limit even if you have some stash force yourself to not more than once every 2 weeks or so else you're going to get taken over

just around a week left till I have no gf

Anyone fancy a trip in my privately built submarine?

>>78634797
he doesn't have a manageable heroin habit

i havent played tf2 in years because I ended up just fucking around on plr_hightower probably 80-90% of the time

No wonder you're such a skelly you crack whore.

Paganism, Christianity or secular Darwinism lads?

>>78634850
what about alcohol la

>>78634876
antitheism my darling

>>78634856
>tfw 26 & never had one.

>>78634875
hows your mum lol still on the verge of dying the little slut?

>>78634896
also a drink

>>78634855
thanks lad, hopefully i can take my cheekbones to the next level now

Charles Darwin was a Satanist and deeply in to the occult. This is the person we base all of our modern beliefs about history on

are there really neo pagans?

>>78634874
i found hightower really frustrating because the elevator part was too hard to coordinate on a pub. valve needs to STOP racism against objective-based gamers

>full time is £1600 a month which ends up £1350 after tax
>working 6 hours a day is £1250 a month which ends up £1120

think I'll stick to my 6 hours a day x

>>78634923
>This is the person we base all of our modern beliefs about history on
wrong. All of our modern beliefs stem from Martin Luther and John Calvin. Protestantism is the root of all Progressivism

>>78634937
there were a few of them on /lit/ a year and some months ago, but they all were driven out which is a pity because they all were into the ancient greek literature and stuff

can't remember where I placed my GTA 5 disk

>decide to try nofap
>new work site has girls in active wear passing me every few minutes
Good lord

he talks about games online......

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-41001169

>Birmingham gangs banned from city in landmark ruling

>Eighteen men, aged between 19 and 29 and some in prison, are banned from parts of Birmingham and must register phones and vehicles with police.

>>78634937
my sister is friends with someone who claims to be a wiccan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD-psZSFIVw

>>78634905
Don't know, I hope so.

>>78634999
you have played skyrim for six thousand hours and married lydia 100 times

>>78635005
didn't ask you fuckwit

>>78635005
my gf used to LARP as a wiccan when she was a teenager apparently

love her 'tism

>>78635004
I blame white supremacy for this.

>>78635004
better idea: deport them back to crapistan

>>78635029
i was just trying to be helpful...

the manlet rorke has mummy issues lol

>>78635026
:^}

I just woke up and I begin toil in 5 hours for 10 hours.
I'm gonna be up for damn near a whole cunting day.
Fuuuuuuck

>>78635058
unfortunately they're uk citizens

>>78635067
most men have mummy issues

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just found this :(

>>78635082
>those people
>british
mad ting

Love milfs me

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>>78634995
Pic related, girls like this constantly

>>78635082
and?
stick em on a boat and ship em out
who's gonna stop us?

>>78635084
only 90s kids will remember this.......

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hilfe

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the average Welsh man

actually tho i marry ysolda dont like that mary sue lydia bitch

Lmao

I saw Sara and her bf in manchester earlier today

she dresses and walks like a fat girl who tries to hide her flab

bf1 now available in each access NICE

on day 17 of my 800-1200 calorie deficit diet

quite tough but I'm to keep this up until 13 September

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My daddy was a miner,
And I'm a miner's son,
He'll be with you fellow workers
Until this battle's won.

>>78635084
you should be fine bringing it to a bank or post office for exchanging

>>78635114
dinnae believe you

end soon

>>78635084
rip in peace

just found out the chinese lass i was seeing works at canary wharf now

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>>78635126
ba da
ba ba bah,
i'm lovin' it

>>78635170
a yellow bird working in a tower named after a yellow bird

good morning

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-41011888/rotherham-abuse-she-was-raped-by-six-men

>>78635113
i never did the marrying quests because i only enjoy the hitting people with swords bits

>>78635179
>>78635126
just had a wicked into involving removing the stars and replacing them with my plump bollocks

got no idea how to dress now that I actually have some money to buy clothes

>>78635148
I saw them with my own eyes
it was definitely her with her shitty commie fringe and weird makeup that makes her look frumpy

>>78635193
bit racist mate, please delete this
Cheers x

>>78635108
and then he turned into ... a bug! ahahahaha

My DaDdY wAs A mInEr,
aNd i'm A mInEr'S sOn,
he'Ll Be WiTh YoU fElLoW wOrKeRs
unTiL tHiS bAtTlE's WoN

>>78635208
just go thrifting

>>78635196
literally a virgin in games aswell as real life LOL

feels like only a third of the posters from 2015 /brit/ still post here

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>>78635248

Lads what's this sharp piercing feeling and aching in my veins/arteries? Is it like a plaque buildup or something? Am I ded?

>>78635180
screeching

How fucking far does this meme have left

>>>/tv/86764945

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>>78634601
wasn't this called help helper like two months ago

>>78635271
dont get this coffee meme

>>78635193
part and parcel

>>78635265
yeh ur dead. this is hell.

>>78634793
grim

>>78635280
it's from www,hownew.ru

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>>78635271

>>78635283
it's 'part of the parcel' sweetie x

>>78635251
*waises paw*

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You're just a middle class, socialist brat
From a suburban family and you never really had to work
And you tell me that we've got to get back
To the struggling masses (whoever they are)
You talk, talk, talk about suffering and pain
Your mouth is bigger than your entire brain

>>78635084
the pound is the oldest national currency in the world

>>78635251
hi

>>78635238
Gregor is the ideal symbol for what Marx is complaining about; he is alienated from the product he works to create because he doesn't own it. In addition, he really isn't even working for a wage for himself; his wages are directed toward taking care of his father's debts. Once Gregor changes bodily into the bug he was philosophically all along, his isolation and alienation becomes complete. Finally, Gregor's alienation from his humanity is totally physicalized and realized.

Gregor’s helplessness and alienation indicate that, like vermin, Gregor has no control over his life or the conditions in which he lives, whether he is employed or unemployed. Once his salary as financial head of the household ceases, his family, like the bourgeoisie, also begin to treat him like vermin by not feeding him and not cleaning his room.

Out of all the things Gregor could change into, he changes into an insect. One cannot help but draw parallels between the Gregor's life and an insect's life. Most insects, especially ants and bees, have some sort of workers that provide for the rest of the group. Gregor provides for his family in much the same way as an insect would provide for its nest or hive. He sacrifices almost all aspects of fun, and does not desire to do anything but work. Eventually, his income becomes less of a generous act, and more of an expectation.

Gregor finally realizes that he serves as an insect that carries out his family's work in order for them to continue living lazily. Thus the metamorphosis occurs. Upon this realization, Gregor's role reverses completely. Once the sole breadwinner, Gregor becomes unable to do work for his family, probably because he grows fed up with their dependency on him. This aspect of the metamorphosis appears to happen subconsciously, as Gregor still wants to work. Somewhere deep down, however, he knows that the family will be better off if he does not.

>>78635305
not an argument

love london public transport

>>78635312
don't anonsplain english to me

got too much smeg on me winkey gonna wash it now x

love london public

>>78635342
>he's never used the Bakerloo Line

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>>78635278
help helper means apu apustaja

>>78635361
bakerloo line is top comfy outside peak hours

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>>78635371
thank you

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>>78634793

any fat fucking cat in?

hate hate HATE anyone left of centre-right

>>78635251
hu

>>78635335
actually did read this

>>78635374
it's nice when it's empty but the pissy smell, sticky floors, randomly opening doors and average demographic of the passengers kind of ruins it

night lads. see you at 9pm

>>78634630
thats not very long to gain so much weight desu

are you doing a so called dirty bulk, or are you just putting on muscle without gaining fat

>>78635371
does spurdo sparde mean anything in finnish

>>78635402
the "centre-right" is pretty left-wing themselves considering most of them would sell this country off to Europe

>>78635435
do you love me

>>78635271
I'm actually going to witness a decade of this, aren't I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwVbapdVGuI

weird innit

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>>78635435
its a corrupted form of pedo bear

>>78635430
imagine having a sleep pattern this fucked

>he isn't a red tory

mental how I can get a train to London and the tube right up to Heathrow
literally never have to pay for airport parking again

anyone redpilled

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>>78635451

>>78635442
youre alright

right lads its health day today

in about 45 minutes we shall go for a 5k run, do 50 pull ups and 50 dips, then work the heavy bag for an hour or so after that

who's with me

>>78635448
Baneposting has actually lasted longer than trollface, ragecomics, lolcats, rickrolling, pedobear and other classics which only lasted around 3-4 years. Baneposting has reached its 5th year.

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going to see my doctor lads

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What is the meaning of this?

>>78635501
if you any of that i will kill you

>>78635477
rasheed.

>>78635430
the fucking STATE

>>78635501
Fuck off blaine

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>>78635497
no

>>78635438
well sure but I'd be spreading the hate too thin if I were to despise anyone to the left of full on Moldbuggian neocameralism

>>78635501
*smashes you in the back of the head*

waheeeeeyy

*pumps up the crowd*

sod that melon, let get some bloody drinks in!!!!

*tips a pint of stella over myself*

laaaaaads

>>78635477
'ri

>>78635516
mating ritual. The females are in heat

>>78635516
would like one teleport to this location pls

drinking south african red wine

>>78635517
why m8
>>78635527
whom?
>>78635538
o-ok..

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NEED to breed her lads

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>>78635516
>Barbie
for a second there i thought you meant are barb haha

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I still enjoy Bane

REMINDER TO STAY HYDRATED AND DRINK LOTS OF WATER

Anyone try using a fake gps app to change their tinder location? Does it work?

>>78635587
>breed
>her
>lads

um sweetie got some news x

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>>78635591
who doesn't

>>78635580
I have an Italian white and a French red

still a bit early though

>>78635516
literally looks like a primate mating ritual, every white woman who does this rubbish should be sent against the wall desu

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>>78635501
I'm good y'know

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YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP YAP

Is it ok to wear the same pair of boots every day?
Don't really like trainers

>>78635516
1776 was a mistake

having a cup of tea

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F

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>>78635536
there's always room for hating more of humanity

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we can't stop here, this is Bane country!

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me and the gf wishing we were white

>>78635671
*1865

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>>78635645
>white

I'm not sensing a lot of enthusiasm guys
look outside, the weather is fantastic. What an excellent day to be alive. Lets celebrate life by getting the blood flowing and the heart pumping!

Dust off those trainers and start stretching those hamstrings

>>78635704
get a fucking job

>>78635690
is this film good or just cult classic reddit

>he doesnt drink casa del diablo

fuck off tarquin

>>78635686
Should have retired after euro 2004
the shit fat bastard has held the team back

>>78635722
I have one

>According to a study at MIT, Asian men have to make $247,000 more than a white male in order to get the same response rate. In other words, you have to have a Rolls Royce in order to be considered a potential online mate! Online dating is inferior to meeting non-Asian women in real life because, just like porn, people use it anonymously and women can be anonymously racist in whom the swipe left or right on. And Tinder just exacerbates that tendency given how much more visually-oriented the women are on Tinder and its use as sexual marketplace for women which plays into the worst of Asian male stereotypes.

https://nextshark.com/tinders-login-video-hong-kong-took-cheap-shot-asian-men/

Was extremely humid yesterday. It like being stuck in hot air, really unpleasant

>>78635696
he looks like one of those really low test white people that makes youtube videos about the life of an expat in vietnam

more like casa del plebbo

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>>78635727
I like it

planning my next move

>>78635704
I've just eaten.

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>>78635689
wish Nick Land was my teacher

>>78635704
fuck off
it's well muggy out there

screwtop red wine that's under £10 a bottle is literally the best type of wine

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>>78635689
true enough

>>78635781
dj vang about to take the dnb scene by storm?

did Wayne Rooney get hair plugs or something?

bottle of red wine in italy used to cost between 1-2 euro a bottle

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you arrive in britain

>>78635806
imagine thinking this was in any way meaningful
mental

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>hair plugs

>>78635415
cum stain on her shirt

>>78635824
I can buy wine for that here, but it usually sucks

since Big Ben has stopped bonging will they stop calling us bongs?

>>78635829
me under the £501 label

What the fuck is it with people attacking and raping Shetland ponies

have to poo but sitting in a comfortable position and don't want to get up

>>78635872
its pretty obvious

mylittlepony people exist and real horses are too much of a threat

>>78635832
you trying to provoke the wrath of Gnon, Bruce?

>>78635872
just look at them lad

>>78635872
how do you know it was "rape"?

achieving gnosis

>>78635872
Ah yes, the religion of "peace" strikes again.

you better not shout
you better not cry
you better not pout I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is coming to town

>>78635909
what's stopping you

some foods go with white wine
some foods go with red

if I'm drinking just to get drunk I do red though

>>78635941
don't think horses can consent to sex

>>78635965
desperately unoriginal

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me

>>78635985
good thing we're not talking about horses

>>78635872
Bronies still exist and the combination of autism and sexual deviancy can only lead to raping animals

Business idea: scrap all the trains and use guided busways instead.

>>78635965
might go do all of those things
fuck santa

>>78635985
how do you define consent

>>78635984
I got drunk on red once and holy fuck I regretted it

just stick to spirits desu

>>78636035
is google broken

Just got immediately unmatched on the 'der, didn't even have time to click the profile

>>78635872
theyre hot

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>>78636010
big fan of shisha
most bars have them here

>>78636042
>regretted it

elaborate

>>78635984
i just have red all time dont like white tastes like sick to babby
but once had some in italy on a very hot day when it was chilled and that was quite nice
>>78636042
child

business idea: sell the public transport system for scrap and give the proceeds to bankers

>>78636055
the fuck is google, is that like Italian bing?

bing sounds well more italian than google

>>78636060
hello my arab friend

>>78636069
wine gives you massive hangovers if you get drunk off it compared to other alcoholic beverages so I've been told

business idea: scrap all infrastructure and give everyone a helicopter

>>78636096
*bada bing

>>78636069
severe pain in my abdomen the next day and the only time alcohols made me throw up. Wine is not made to be drunk in large quantity

also it makes you look gay

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badda bing bada boom

Londonderry?
Never heard of it

>>78636115
>>78636127
fuck off

>>78635965
imagine being this blue-pilled

http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/static/documents/content/routemaps/nationalrailoperatorsmapZoom.pdf

think im a literal genius
thicker line = more competition = lower fares

>>78636082
gay

>>78636134
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

the hangovers after drinking red wine are the worst out of any type of alcohol

>>78636057
don't even get matches aha x

>>78636099
wrong
>>78636123
wrong
>>78636160
wrong
>>78636168
wrong


infants

>drinking anything other than straight spirits to get drunk

children

>>78636082
>>78636099
I've never really experienced any serious hangover side-effects from red wine unless I've mixed it with something else the same night

red poo though

>drinking wine

fuck off frog (FOF)

NEED A WEE

>getting drunk and not just a bit merry

children

>the Huns ITT who can't drink wine
Christ, can't imagine living in a family where they don't have wine with every meal and before bed

>>78636201
do you have fucking automotive oil filters for kidneys then you lunatic alcoholic queer?

drank too much wine in the Tate gallery bar whilst on a first and made a right fool of myself walking around looking at the art

she loved it though haha

>>78636203
PINTS

>>78636132
>>78636132
>>78636132


new


>>78636132
>>78636132
>>78636132

wine is fucking gay

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>business idea : shut down the wikipedia and make people dumdum

>>78636115
peng

>>78636227
I drink lots of white, but red does not agree with me at all

>>78636115
imagine if you did that u'd probably lose the rest of ur hair hahaha

>>78635516
G-d I hate women

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>>78634601
HMPHM

>>78634208
>not using legacy captcha

It's like you're retarded or something