/brit/

anime

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me texting the missus

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>thainonce next week

cannot fucking WAIT to read about this on the news

reckon thailad is going to end up like that rasheed from the channel islands

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>>78632393

what would you call people who wear those big baggy joggers that are so old they're just covered in pulls and bobbles lads

runts? benny dossers? computing students?

>>78632429
bet you haven't even reported him
I personally shan't be making the effort but I hope someone does

>>78632422
lovely banter

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*enters thread*

i reckon thailad blew this autistic aussie out in an argument and he's a big enough sperg to hold a grudge all this time about it. pathetic.

>>78632441
I don't see people like that

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Shagged didn't I

>>78632464
my favourite webm

>>78632481
nonce enabling seems more pathetic you sick bastard

turning on the ol 'woofer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y10924MkAHQ

Want to make love to a girl lads.

wash my willy by shagging a pooey bum hole

>>78632481
everytime we argue, he always "goes for lunch" when he realizes his argument of "muh respect" doesn't hold up

>>78632481
secretly it wasn't thailad and was instead alan

>>78632501
'e

>>78632512
delet this

>>78632495
Calling him a nonce doesn't make it true

>>78632511
so there is some truth to what i said. interesting.

what's thailads middle name ?

*balds*

let em have it thailad!!!!!!!!!

ONLY LOVE CAN SET YOU FREEEEEEEEEE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcf5kzBCdy4

>>78632544
Irving

>>78632550
I'm only half paying attention t?bh

>>78632544
>>78632548
>>78632550
>>78632559
SNAP

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any cat man in

just don't know why you'd go to Thailand or the Philippines if you weren't a nonce desu

if you wanted sun and beaches you could go pretty much anywhere else in the world so I don't believe people who says that's the reason either

Lads there was a show about the caucasus on BBC but I can't find it on iplayer

anyone know the name

>>78632540
he could simply say one of 2 phrases, but he refuses, he can't argue his way out of it, because his fundamental argument is weak

going to singapore to be singalad

>>78632572
and theres no other reason to want to visit those countries?

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>>78632570
affirmative

>>78632572
maybe he threw a dart in a map and that's the country that came up

the queen of england is a bender

>>78632576
you have problems mate

why is everything sex sex sex with some of you people

>>78632576
there's literally nothing wrong with respecting the rules and customs of a country you're a guest in

>>78632611
I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you, it ends one of 2 ways, thainonce saying one of the 2 phrases, or him going to jail for lese majeste

simple as

going to Hounslow so I can be singhlad

https://i.4cdn.org/an/1502067701913.webm

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>>78632607
*heems you*

willy filled with blood

going to do the deed now

AH AHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHH AHGHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHAGHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP IT

convinced a cute english boy to come over for a long weekend
wish me luck lads

>>78632685
you gay?

>>78632685
actual nonce

>>78632628
but he openly disrespects the "hate crime" laws of his own country

I'm not having this argument again so the thainonce internet defense force can move the goalposts again and again

>>78632635
Cute. Looks exactly like my pet rabbit.

>>78632708
>>78632709
>>78632712
SNAP

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=aa2_1471942770
banter

>>78632685
put a skirt on him

mum bought a parrot and it never fucking shuts up

genuinely tempted to right hook the little twat

>>78632718
SCREECHIGN

>bragged about going to the most prestigious uni in sweden
>failed every course miserably
who /pretentious brainlet/ here

why is 4oD and ITV and that so shit, they stream in 240p with no subtitles

state

>>78632751
no shut up cunt

>>78632712
do rabbits make good pets?

>>78632712
pics x

el PUERTO

>>78632685
from here? or already living in finland

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toil begins in 55 minutes

>>78632773
Yes. But they need supervision in the house if you have electrical cords around. My rabbit doesn't like going back into his house so I have to sneakly catch him & lift my shirt up to cover him so he won't jump out when I put him back.

>>78632734
Mate had one that sounded like the phone, did it every couple of minutes nonstop. Must be annoying as fuck to live with

thailad how convincing are radyboys in thairand?

>>78632876
Have fun. Toil begins in 11 hours for me.

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*blocks your parth*

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anime

sleep deprivation

>>78632911
some are obvious, most pass but the voice/way they talk give it away, some of them you would have no idea

>>78632886
thanks
always thought they were terrible cause my dad once told me a rabbit ate his very expensive tuxedo

I love fucking women so much

>>78632944
mental

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GazVPqrJze0

>>78632923
ugly

Woking is actually quite nice lads

The world's gone mad

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>>78632971
simply untrue

thailad do you see many homeless people on the streets in thairand

>>78632718
HOWLING

No not really mate

>>78632753
>subtitles
What are you some 40 year old sheed?

>>78633014
not many, you get beggars occasionally but I doubt most of them are homeless, they're just playing the tourists because it's good money. You do occasionally see that one guy that's clearly genuinely down on his luck though.

Can anyone explain how you're gonna stop the slippery slope of arresting people for tweets about muslims turning into arresting people for tweets in support of political parties and becoming a dictatorship?

>>78633066
how can you watch without subtitles? pleb

>>78632848
he lives in england

>>78632951
FONT

>>78632919
S-sorry m8

wish I was the sort of lad that could just seduce birds at whim
alas that is not me

>>78633085
By being fluent in my language.

not sure id go to Thailand desu, seems like an extraordinary amount of people """fall""" from high windows

Slashing the debt! Creating hundreds of thousands of jobs, doing his best to stick to All his promises that he made to the people who voted for him. And all libtards want to do is criticise his response to a problem that these same libtards created. Pathetic. #MAGA

are there insects in thailand

Is being a criminal even a viable job choice nowadays?

>>78633121
Don't be a prat and you're fine. Nobody wants you to """fall""" just for no reason.
>>78633155
yeh and little lizard things that dart around eating them.

>>78633155
yeah mate they work as English teachers usually

fucking hate spiders so much

>>78633088
how long have you known each other? (also this better actually be happening because I'll be pissed if I engage and you're just shitposting)

>>78633157
2 Black drug dealers pull up in really nice Mercedes outside my house sometimes so I assume so

Would rather be glassed by some scouse cunt everyday of my life than be born a le*f

>>78632919
LITTLE

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bums?

>>78633192
How do I become a drug dealer

>>78633214
hm lesbian interesting development

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>look back on old fb messages, back when I'd barely talked to a girl before
>literally 10 unreplied message in a row over the course of 5 months
>"I'm sorry Anon but I have enough trouble finding the time to see my really good friends; and you placed expectations on me that I could not really fulfil."

>>78633256
lmao owned

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*sits in your reserved seat*

>>78633325
qt

>>78633312
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>78633163
I read about an elderly Korean woman who 'fell' in Pattaya

what could she have possibly done wrong?

>>78633312
time to slap a paki

>>78633312
*picks up phone*
*throws it down the carriage*
oops

>>78633312
OI ! PAKI ! Go reek of curry somewhere else, you're in my seat

>>78633335
>what could she have possibly done wrong?
She went to Pattaya.
Avoid Pattaya and Koh Tao (Although I've been there and quite enjoyed it)

>>78633332
Excellent post

>quite enjoyed it
of course u did
slut

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/east-london-mosque-breaks-world-record-for-biggest-samosa-and-feeds-it-to-the-homeless-a3617891.html

>>78633400
wtf i love muslims now!

business idea: leave a space before exclamation and question marks just like the french

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>>78633396
I mean Koh Tao not Pattaya.

Koh Tao is beautiful

>>78633400
Based London.

Don't see any of your poorthern twats feeding the homeless and breaking world records

>>78633400
Not fooling me. Muslims are scum, no exception.

>>78633410
« No »

>>78633400
samosas are extremely peng

>>78633436
Agreed

>>78633410
I got picked up on this yesterday night.

>>78633470
>yesterday night
*last night
foreign cunt

>>78633400
>>78633436
>>78633464
sheedmal

>>78633436
'eed

>>78633418
i thort i wer run by pirates or gangs init

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FUCK DRUMPF
FUCK KKK
FUCK SCOTLAND
FUCK FASCIST USA

>>78633431
I've noticed that there is literally 0 integration in france, they all hate French people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjTp0lfcgEE
sophie

>>78633539
That's why I said to avoid it, there's loads of other islands anyway. I just didn't have any problems, personally and had a nice time.

Might go to university of leeds for a while

Is it nice there

>>78633593
no

>>78633593
is bing broken?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41021223
bit grim

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don't like /brit/ this slow

>>78633613
Why the fuck did he do it?

>>78633418
would love to go there but id be called a nonce constantly on the chon so wont be travelling x

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>having a good morning
>random thought about an ex that cheated on me
>day ruined

>>78633628
It's a lot slower with you on board mate

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>>78633593

>>78633565
CRINGE
(but cute)

>>78633654
what the FUCK is your problem dude?

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Huh. Borders are silly

>>78633636
no one knows yet else you would think the report would say so. anything we guess is as good as a random guess of your own so have a guess and enjoy it all to yourself.

>>78633559
Before araps we've had millions of immigrants from Spain, Italy, Portugal, Poland. All assimilated just fine. Araps are just scum, just like your pakis. It's their rotten culture. They have no concept of gratitude, honour, respect, decency. That's why their countries are so shit. And leftists defend them at every turn while rightists import them for cheap labor. France really isn't a racist country. No matter the colour of your skin, all you have to do is to do be French in France to be accepted. They never even tried.

>>78633636
he made an advance and she rejected it 100% guaranteed

>>78633656
I am greek

>>78633644
You get used to it, but I understand x

fuck racism

>>78633613
mad

We stand to gain trillions of GDP across the world if freedom of movement was implemented...what's stopping us?

Wish Britain never had an empire so we wouldn't have as many pakis in our country ahah

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>>78633654

>>78633684
No way, that shit was premeditated

>>78633672
Shut the fuck up DeShawn Einstein

Business idea: make Africa really rich

>>78633672
Always amazes me how such smart and competent people can be such idiots.

>>78633727
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/lagos

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/brit/ is a Mother of Dragons general

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8IfPBA2kkA

me at the gym

Anyone off to Leeds festival?

>>78633688
t. Suleiman Osmanoglu

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>>78633613
>He literally tried to implication her into fucking him and then followed through

>>78633746
mongs, probably

>>78633694
enjoying your last few days of freedom, nonce?

>>78632422
Bit harsh

woah
https://youtu.be/GZKmyMaG40o

Did you think China and India were bad?

Wait til Africa has a population of 4 billion. They're already at 1.2 and you know they've got plenty more room to grow.

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>fuck racism
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN

>>78633773
you're really trying to push this shit gimmick aren't you

>>78633728
definitely the scientists/inventors who try to engage in philosophy, politics, theology etc are usually the worst see Dawkins, Musk etc

>>78633771
https://qz.com/1016790/more-than-half-of-the-worlds-population-growth-will-be-in-africa-by-2050/

lmao

>>78633771
What do you mean "bad"? Hmm your post is very questionable

>>78633782
Dawkins is a scientist? Thought he was just a writer/polemist.

>>78633797
>>78633771
the difference is Africa is an absolute mess and cannot support even its current population, they will just spill out absolutely everywhere, ESPECIALLY Europe

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having a bad day lads

explain string theory to me

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>mfw it's extremely difficult for an African to get to Australia

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>>78633838
y

>>78633834
this is what's so ridiculous is that his genuinely important (albeit still slightly controversal) work on the selfish gene was a legacy in and of itself and now he has really soiled it and his credibility in his endless misunderstanding and misrepresentations of theology etc

>>78633869
>>78633838
FUCK OFF CUNTS

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>>78633797
EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

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Need a Flip gf

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>>78633838
it's about to get worse x

>>78633856
big long string made of everything, it goes everywhere at every moment in time. for a better explanation try sixty symbols or suchlike or youtube.

>>78633706
what part seems premeditated? its plausible he killed her out of anger if she rejected his advances, then did a bunch of confounding stuff to distract investigators including sinking the submarine. seems to have backfired though since a submarine sinking is a media attention magnet.

>>78633838
yeh me 2 desu a lot things are going wrong

>>78633895
yeah but how long is it?

>>78633797
So? Things will be very different by 2050 I expect a lot of these countries GDP will explode

>>78633856
sometimes things are actually strings but sometimes they aren't

>>78633856
instead of the 4 dimensions of spacetime we think their is currently, there may be 11 (mathematical result), with the extra 7 dimensions being strings too small to comprehend, such as hairs on particles or on their surface

>>78633906
The way that he was able to chop her up and weigh down the bits, you'd think that'd require a bit of planning. It's not easy to chop off a limb, not like he'd just do it with a pocket knife.

>>78633909
varies, its shorter at the weekend as people tend to relax more than in the week.

>>78633838
Don't even want to call you a yank. I sympathize, anon.

>>78633913
of course, but it's fun to fear monger

Here's a Tour of the Most Expensive Cadillac From 1977

- Doug DeMuro

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RELEASE HIM!

>reporter does a feature on your submarine
>I know I'll kill this very prominent reporter and everyone will know she was last seen here
No way it was pre meditated

honestly reckon you have to be a bad person to not want to help fleeing refugees

A good ass is more important than good tits

>>78633986
undeniably subjective

>>78633986
its all about the collarbones 2bh

ASMR spanishDoctor Rolaplay ear examination /binaural/ear cleaning

>>78633960
#freethailad

he wuz a gud boy dindu nuffin

>>78633997
Post a pic of someone with great collarbones

capekinography

>>78633986
Wrong as usual

>>78634011
capenography

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Need a Flip gf

>>78633986
Someone post the preference map by country now

>According to a study at MIT, Asian men have to make $247,000 more than a white male in order to get the same response rate. In other words, you have to have a Rolls Royce in order to be considered a potential online mate! Online dating is inferior to meeting non-Asian women in real life because, just like porn, people use it anonymously and women can be anonymously racist in whom the swipe left or right on. And Tinder just exacerbates that tendency given how much more visually-oriented the women are on Tinder and its use as sexual marketplace for women which plays into the worst of Asian male stereotypes.

https://nextshark.com/tinders-login-video-hong-kong-took-cheap-shot-asian-men/

>>78633986
no
a girl with bad tits will NEVER have nice ones
a girl with a flat ass can work out and get a nice round butt while eating more to put on a bit of fat

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gotta go out with my parents for a few hours

drumpf is racist

partial to a sexy axilla myself

>>78634027
she's half white

>>78634040
what a racist article

>>78634050
I can accept that as a future-thing, but in the moment which one is more important

poonald balumpf impeachment soon

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THE BOTTLE CAP BROKE OFF WITH THE RIM

>>78634027
What kind of flip? The ugly brown semi-negroid ones, the half-spanish ones, the half-american ones or the half-chinese ones? Or maybe you want something new? I hear that there are tens of thousands of Koreans moving to the Philippines now, would you want a half-plastic flip gf?

>>78633400
A giant samosa? This easily makes up for the hundreds dead in Barcelona, Nice and Manchester.

Hmm

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>grug take witch doctor pa-vel, me call it in

>>78634040
>on the internet women are unashamed in admitting they are golddiggers

Cool stuff.

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>>78634090
want one that looks like this

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THERE'S WATER EVERYWHERE

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>first unsupervised drive ever in 20 minutes lads
>the anxiety is kicking in

give me some words of encouragement lads

... hows it foaming ...

Too many brits itt

brits (butts)

Thundering lads

girls fucking love that dog filter don't they

>>78634144
driving is fun, you can go anywhere or just chill out anywhere in your personal little cabin

hooting at the wagies who have to contribute to the $122 million vote on whether or not two people who love each other should be legally allowed to get married.

state of those wagies lmao!

>>78634144
don't resist the urge to turn into oncoming traffic, your subconscious knows best

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Who honestly thought that advertising fucking
ASHLEY MADISON
AN AFFAIRS SITE
FOR PEOPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP
ON A 4CHAN BOARD

WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA? IS THIS A JOKE?

>>78634144
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BHVbbcHWX4k
may the driver be with you

>>78634208
ads are based off your internet usage lad

>>78634144
man up you soft cunt

>>78634228
looks like we have a cross-dresser in the threat

GET HIM BOYS

>>78634208
maybe they're advertising that shit to u because they think ur a dum fuk irl

going to smoke some h

>>78634090
moderately funny that east asians nonce around in thailand FAR more than whitey (not excusing them) but nobody seems to realise

>>78634208
very strange that they had ashley madison advertisements on tv

>>78634208
what kind of cretinous runt doesnt have ad blocking software?

Doing a "hmm" lads.

>>78634228
I've run an ad on 4chan before, you just choose the board(s), area on the page and that's it

where is jessica hyde?

>>78634273
hyding

>>78634255
I turn it off for 4chumps because I'm not against gookmoot getting ad revenue

>>78634265
same

>>78634283
wheres that?

>>78634208
what's more surprising is you browsing the internet in the current year without an ad blocker

>>78634283
hhh good 1 fuk face

>>78634273
hyding

>>78634311
hhh good 1 fuk face

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>Honey I'm on the 4chans and these sexy ladies are popping up in the ads again

>>78634311
wheres that?

>>78634320
lol stop copying me, u want to be me, but u will always be in the shadow of ur idol (me)

>>78634273
One of the best tv shows have ever seen.

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screamin

>>78634343
yeah i binged watched it in 2 days a couple days ago, know of any similar tv series or films?

the so famed 4chan intellectuals who binge on tv shows and animes

>>78634340
you're the un-me. im the real me. you wana be me?

need a frenchman to bust my bollocks

>>78634370
Besides fight club can't think of anything.

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Lads

>>78634425
sneed?

opiates are for the intellectuals

>>78634406
*busts your bollocks with love and kisses*

If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight, I swear to Chekhov, I'll cock your clock off

reckon no one ITT has been to an Opium den
including me because I'm 2 scare

>>78634208
How the fuck does the site even exist after what happened?
>>78634302
>using ad blocker on 4chan
Newfag scumbag

playing the tf2 mario kart map

>>78634401
look buddy. know when ur defeated. accept ur defecation

>>78634490
2007 called

>>78634490
Can't believe people are still playing on that map

>>78634504
can't believe """people""" are still playing video games

>>78634504
practised my rocket jumping so i could get on the roof without dying

>>78634528
2007 called

Why does the government hate the north?
What don't they spend money on our railways?
I'm literally oppressed

>>78634534
that map didnt exist in 2007

>>78634528
It's a good map for that, is the server you're on full of children?

>>78634550
no it didn't
be quiet

>>78634540
you'd still blame them for everything and moan it's not enough so why bother?

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>I've only been with a few guys

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>>78634601
>>78634601
>>78634601
>>78634601

nerd

kinda of want jezza to become PM so when he turns out to be a boring centrist like everyone else I can see all the arrogant students cry

>>78634565
i heard one child speaking a foreign language and then turned off voice chat