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I'm trying to learn to cook edition
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first
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I love you
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pic is funnier with the "benihana bitches" caption
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Second, check my dubz
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>>78631665
Low quality early, even the dane isn't posting enough to warrant it.
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>>78631698
fuk you
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>>78631702
not second and no dubs

pretty sad

also >>78631722
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this actually looks alright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0MHoHOqtK4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_GkjymuQ9U
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>>78631714
W-w-why? ;_;
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>>78631764
I did say something you fool
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Was scared my house was on fire. My neighbors are having a backyard fire or something at two in the morning and the smoke smell seeped in through my open windows.
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Can't sleep again

Got a neurologist appt at 8
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>>78631804
>tfw the Negrification of America continues
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>early shitters
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>>78631792
Sorry.... luv ya.
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>>78631804
is this a real article?
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>>78631833
Do 100 pushups
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I think I'll sleep now, later /cum/
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>>78631928
No don't go!!
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should i go to the casino?

it's a 4 hour drive but if i go i can expect to make between $300 - $1000 playing card games (conservative estimate).

but i really should stay at home and study my coursework.........

hmmm.....(muses)
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>>78631665
Nice, I want to taste it.
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>>78632110
coursework->degree->career > small profit
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>>78632175
Haha it was a joke. I already have my degree.

When I cash out my chips at the end of my run, should I squirrel away a couple of the dealer's $100 chips so that the loss on his financial standing report at the end of his shift is underreported???
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>>78631833
You look vaguely danish. Maybe dutch.
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>>78632428
Nor sure what that means but expect cameras covering the entire casino
Also consistent winners tend to be banned from returning
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>>78632605
>expect cameras covering the entire casino
expect me to be wearing a hat and mask
>consistent winners tend to be banned from returning
okay, i just have to make it look like i'm not consistently winning (hence pocketing some of the chips instead of cashing them out before I leave). If I only cash out 200% of what I originally bought in for, they're not going to notice.

Have a little retirement fund nest egg of casino chips saved up inside my faux book safety deposit box that I can cash in anytime I want.
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Been sitting in minneapolis airport for 2 1/2 hours now, fucking horrible
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>>78632605
Oh, forgot to explain to you what I meant.

At the end of every dealer's shift, the Pit Boss accounts for the chip stack of that dealer. They do a P/L analysis to see if his particular table won or lost money and by how much. Sometimes the dealer gets fired if he loses too much money from players.

If you keep some of the chips that you won from the table and don't cash it in, it doesn't affect the dealer's financial performance report because it was never cashed. Management will just think it's missing or taken home by a player as a souvenir (but they won't know who!)

Then you can get some random family member or friend to cash it in for you for a percentage of the earnings.

That way the dealer keeps his job and won't report you for winning all the time and you still get paid.
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Having a hot dish at the airport restaurant lads, pretty good
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SHABLAGOO!!! ITS HAPPENING CENTIPEDES!!! TIME TO #MAGA AND BTFO SOME KEKS !!! (NSWKEKS!!!!) (KEKHOLDS BTFO!!!)
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>>78633871
Come over here fagboi I'll put you in a kekhold
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Good Morning /cum/! What r u doing today???
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Hello my lovelies
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>what r u doing today???
>>78635056
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please help me
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>>78636141
what is it?
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>>78636163
I haven't been able to paint
For two weeks now and I'm feeling faint
Is there anything I can do?
Is there anything you can do?
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>>78636209
Watch Bob Ross.
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I want death
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>>78636209
you need inspiration
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can't believe trump tweeted this. FUCK OFF
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>>78636433
If anything, ban the un-American generals from this American website.
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Interview for the rest of my life in 30 minutes
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I can't name 1 city in New Zealand
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>>78636633
Wellington

Christchurch

Dunedan

ok that's all I got. All I know about NZ is they have scary insects around the shores. And Peter Jackson made some based slasher movies in the 80's. I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD
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Why are niggers and spics so fucking stupid? The world would be better off with every one of them dead.
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>>78636587
Dont ovetthink it anon!!
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>>78636785
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https://www.instagram.com/pyoapple/?hl=en

this girl is mega pretty
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>>78636587
You'll be okay anon!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GODS ABOVE PLEASE ALLOW ME TO CONTAIN MY AUTISM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>78636863
All yours my man
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i have a pen. i have a pineapple.ugh! pineapple pen.
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purge the chicane from our once Ryan lands. show him no mercy. give him no respite.
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i dont know what a like three of those words mean lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWACideGHrI

def one of the best game soundtracks of all time
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Anyone else loathing going back to school?
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>>78637217
no im going to join two clubs and all my classes are interesting.
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>>78637657
what clubs?
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Chill nigga
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>>78637657
Join kpop club
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Why do men do this?
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>>78637853
Probably on accident or going to chargeback
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>>78637741
i checked for fun and there's only korean christian clubs and a student run korean club. there's also a japanese and chinese and south east asian club. and also an anime club (shan't'nt be joining that).
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>>78632475
North German
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>>78638239
Why do you hate anime?
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When does taco bell switch from their breakfast to regular menu?
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>>78637704
weird chin
annoying gap in lips
ugly hairline
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>>78638583
lol
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What should I get at taco bell?
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>>78638644
A five layer burrito, a beefy nacho griller, a cheese quesadilla, a 4pk of cinnabon delights, and a large baja blast
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>>78638644
3 tacos with styrofoam meat
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>>78638716
Dont think they serve those
>>78638686
Getting this
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>>78638686
アメリカ人は大きいですね!
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>>78638644
two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
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>>78637114
I have a very qt webm of this meme i think...
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>>78637853
nice ass
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>>78639078
>Deport this
>they do
Hahaha Mexishits btfo
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any professional card players here?
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>my favorite youtuber got hacked
fuck..
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Just hacked some dumbass nerds youtube channel haha
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just got double digits
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>>78639266
leave darksydephil alone!!!
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reminder that you should not fuck with me unless you want your ass to get sent to the shadow realm
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>>78639303
>DSP was shit at everything (including real life shit like cooking) all this time because someone was hacking him
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>>78631665
10/10 cooking i would eat
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>>78631665
Benihana
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Look at this dog. Tell me what you think of this image.
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Where is Goyster Bay
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>>78639339
bugged reality mechanics
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>>78639451
That's what Israelis call America
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>>78639550
Did he experience lag during making this video?
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Isn't that the way they say it goes? Well, let's forget all that
And give me the number if you can find it
So I can call just to tell 'em I'm fine and to show
I've overcome the blow, I've learned to take it well
I only wish my words could just convince myself
That it just wasn't real, but that's not the way it feels
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>>78639657
the shrink wrap was a detractor
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Being in college for the first time is exciting and I'm sure a lot of you are excited to be surrounded by all these people your age who are excited to take part in the hook up culture. With that said: If you are with a drunk person, and they are slurring their words, are stumbling/clumsy or seem unusually "lit", please just make sure they get home safe and do not do anything with them. They might throw themselves at you and try and sleep with you, and while maybe you might be excited at the prospect of your first sexual encounter, do not reciprocate anything if they look/act genuinely drunk.

I don't care how ridiculous this post may seem to some here, this is a huge website and if I can prevent one incident from happening, its worth it to me. In my honest opinion, when I see the insane amount of people from the bars who get shit faced drunk and then have sex, it tells me consent is something not many people on this campus understand. You would be surprised how many people I know who have told me "I was so drunk I don't even remember sleeping with her/him"

Be careful handling your alcohol and stick to the hook ups when both of you haven't had that much to drink. Have fun y'all.
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im back from work you guys
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Just made a reddit account
What should I subscribe to?
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>>78639657
>he doesn't subscribe to phil on both youtube and twitch
>he doesn't donate $10 everytime he streams
>he isn't a patreon supporter
you better get the h*ck out
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>>78639838
nothing, deactivate it
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>>78639838
the_donald
rickandmorty
4chan
cringe anarchy
abdl


those are mine atleast :)
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>>78639808
another day another dollar
how was it?
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Can't wait until the war wiyh China breaks out and all you slope fucks are in internment camps
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*subscribes to /r/taylorswift
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>>78639838
r/cuckold
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>>78639838
/r/incest
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>>78639838
r/cum/
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>cant work because no one will hire a narcoleptic
hehe
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>figured out how to work Reddit so I could get chinese bootleg Warhammer figures
>Had to sift through dozens of posts
>Do everything right, find his current email
>The fucking chink never responds back
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got a business idea but not gonna say what it is
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>>78640137
you got chink'd my dude
look on aliexpress
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>>78640137
>wanting Chinese bootleg shit
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gonna steal this guy's idea the minute he talks about it
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My people
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>>78640290
>Buying from Games Jewshop in the current year
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tfw wanna play bad company 2
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>Just made a reddit account
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r/asianmasculinity
r/incels
r/proED
r/the_pack

My big four
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>>78640299
>taylor swift has an active subreddit
>emma roberts subreddit is dead
How can this happen when Emma is superiour in literally every way
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>>78640384
>buying anything other than a private island and a government so you can turn said Island into a micronation
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Morning, guys. Why are we talking about reddit?
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>>78640597
it's ironic, cana
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>>78640632
Ah, I see.
>Le
Am I doing it right?
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>>78640697
yup
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>>78640697
they haven't said that shit since like 2010
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*punches dane in the face*

don't call me cana
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I used to make rage comics back in the day
Wish I could find them so I could look back on my meme skills as a teen
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*falls to the ground*
*coughs blood*
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*Punches other Cana*
Yeah, that's right you shriveled up gremlin.
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stop roleplaying and get a job
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>>78641143
no
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*stops roleplaying and gets a job*
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*deflects other cana's punch into dane's face again*
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*falls to the ground again*
*starts coughing blood and cum*
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pictured

denmark and canada
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>>78641267
Oh gosh, I'm so sorry!
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>>78641366
c-c-canada.... not gonna make it..... i'm sorry
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>Hurricane happening in Houston the weekend I'm going there
fuck this
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>>78641447
N-No! Don't you die on me you coward!
*slaps Dane in the face*
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!
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*doesn't care about dane's death*
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>>78641628
You monster! I will avenge the death of my friend!
*Pulls out a knife and stabs other Cana*
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most (You)s I've ever gotten was like 20
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w-w-why... with my dieing breath, I c-c-curse Denmark
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>>78641873
I got around 18 or so on /x/ one time. Those guys are really easy to bait though.
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Don't want to go to work today but I want to get paid for it

hmmmm
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>>78641904
I like reading the greentexts on there, but its hard to believe people are unironic about things they post
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>>78642001
Agreed. I've pretty much stopped visiting there all together. /k/ does greentexts a lot better these days anyhow.
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>>78641924
you can be a woman and get married to a rich husband and tell him you can be a housewife or you can be a neet

not much difference
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has anyone tried VR

I'm looking at the HTC vive and it looks pretty cool
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I have better things to do than argue with a bunch of fruitcakes on the internet
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>>78642088
give it two years and it will improve greatly in terms of gameplay and graphics
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>>78642087
Well I work for myself so I can just put down that I worked but I'd feel bad about it desu
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>>78642088
there are no games that would warrant VR yet
having additional screens is a far superior experience when you can easily web browse and play vidya
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just got my 2nd order of shoes from europe hopefully these ones fit or im fucked because they literally dont sell sizes bigger than this
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>>78642173
they're very fucking narrow but at least they aren't as painful as the other ones
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>>78642173
>>78642248
What kind of shoes did you buy, anon?
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>>78642269
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01A9QPJGE/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o02_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I got these because they were on sale

I actually think they might have sent me two different widths because the right foot is super tight while the left one is really comfortable
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>>78642321
Dang, that's cheap. Good call picking those up!
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>>78642411
thanks man, I hadn't gotten new shoes in almost 10 years so I ordered 2 pairs of shoes online because my old ones were literally falling apart.

had to return the other ones though
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>try a cigarette for the first time
>just makes me feel lightheaded and nauseous
>finish 1, try to light up another 20 minutes later
>feel to sick to even finish it, toss it away
>leave the rest of the pack on a bus stop bench and walk away
I don't understand how the hell anyone can enjoy smoking cigarettes, much less get addicted to them
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>>78642466
It starts with marketing, then you try it once or twice and the nicotine does the rest.

You're probably going to feel the urge to smoke one again at some point, kind of like a craving, but ignore it.

I haven't smoked in probably 13 years and only did for about a year and I still get cravings for them.
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>>78642466
i really loved the lightheartedness. I got addicted because many of my friends smoked.

At first i just smoked in social situations, then i started alone. after that you start buying 1 pack per day
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Misa!!!!
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>China invests in solar
>Drumpf invests in coal

What a great dealmaker
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Why do asians eat so fucking loud
Even 2nd gen ones...
>>78642657
Try vaping or smonking weed
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*triple talaqs you*
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Has there been a bigger loser in all of American history?
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>>78642736
Coal is still a more efficient source of energy than solar. Most electrical plants these days are actually coal-powered iirc.
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>>78642957
nobody wants to be near you stinky hillary clinton
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>>78642960
it's time to pivot away not double down like Drumpf
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>>78643003
yeah maybe if you want to lose money
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>>78643031
that's incredibly short sighted
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>>78643003
Trump is a business man, so he does what makes the most business sense. As long as coal is a more financially smart move (which it is), that's where Trump will go.
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>>78643070
Let other "progressive" countries spend money developing solar power on their own money and then switch to it when it's more efficient. Nothing short sighted about that.
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>>78643107
China is investing more in renewables than most western countries. The tech for hydro is already there and there's plenty of untapped hydro potential in the US. Drumpf is a cuck beholden to existing energy lobbies.
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>>78643135
Is that what CNN told you
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>>78643165
i dont watch/read any mainstream media except for breaking news
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VR will become popular once it gets cheaper and better. Currently its gimmick tier and no one wants to invest in a AAA game for it yet. Indies will keep pumping out titles though to keep the interest there.
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>>78643107
is that what /pol/ told you, bud?
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>>78643216
Alright where is your source that there is enough untapped hydro power to replace the production of coal then?
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>>78643335
the entire PNW and im gonna assume alaska has a bunch of undammed rivers. do your own research. this isn't to say it can completely replace coal production since you guys are so reliant on it, but rather all new investment should be in renewables, not fossil fuels. trumps decision to invest in the coal industry is obviously influenced by the coal lobby, its not like he's going to bring back the economy in most of appalachia
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>>78643426
>do your own research
>find your own source to my claims

hmmmm
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>>78643445
i know for a fact that the PNW has hydro potential im just too lazy to research it because im playing video games right now. if you dont believe me then prove me wrong
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>>78643544
yet you're not too busy to have this conversation
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>>78643592
typing this out while something is loading requires no effort, just go do the research yourself. the US has lot of potential in hydro and solar in the northwest and southwest respectively.
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*Makes a good counter-argument*
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>>78643634
>go look up my claims for me

that's not how it works bub
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>>78643592
Stfu drumpftard brainlet

The US literally turned from global superpower to laughing stock of the universe in a matter of 6 months

Fuck the Orange retard
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>>78636715
>scary insects around the shores


Wait wut? I am from New Zealand but I don't know what you're talking about.

Also it's Dunedin phaggit. Edinburgh of the South Seas.
>>
leaving my sandwich in the car was a mistake
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first
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thinking of stealing a sandwich just saw in a car
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>>78643800
already stole it
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>>78631665
This is how I learned to cook, OP.
Gourmet, but quick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pah2yk3Jx50
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>>78643863
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>>78643736
I had a pen pal from Dunedin, Florida.
That was maybe 12-13 years ago :-)
Fond memories of those days
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>tfw get lots of (You)s by posting college humor comics on /v/
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>>78643670
Now it's a laughing stock AND a global superpower.

Just like Germany is both a laughing stock and and en economic powerhouse.
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>>78636633
queensland
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>>78643662
http://www.hydroworld.com/articles/2014/04/u-s-has-65-gw-of-untapped-hydroelectric-power-potential-doe-report-says.html

>Alaska, California, Colorado, Idaho, Montana, Oregon and Washington led the country in greatest hydropower potential,
>"The United States has tremendous untapped clean energy resources and responsible development will help pave the way to a cleaner, more sustainable and diverse energy portfolio," Secretary of Energy Ernest Moniz


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_power_in_the_United_States
>The U.S. is among the top countries in the world in electricity generated by the Sun and several of the world's largest utility-scale installations are located in the desert Southwest.
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>>78643998
>germany
>a laughing stock
drumpfkin
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>>78643998
Germany is the most respected country worldwide and leader of the free world spearheaded by benevolent Chancellor Angela Merkel
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>>78644078

t. Merkel
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>>78643955
They STOLE our name.

Though we both stole it from Edinburgh by translating into Gaelic at the height of Scottish Highlander LARPing romanticism, even though Edinburgh was never Gaelic or part of the Highlands.
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>40 year old girls
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>>78644096
Those are not funny
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>>78644078
You Germans really never lost your instinct for leader worship did you.
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>>78644244
inshallah
>>
average /cum/ dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr02tSyhCWA
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>>78644078
>>78644297

Also "Free" lol
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>>78644244
t. Mehmet

Sorry your Prophet is depicted here.
>>
Russian people are essentially niggers
>>
>tfw no qtpi russian gf
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>>78644096
I like dis.
>>
C
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>>78644030
>>78636633

Perth
Sydney
Gold Coast
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A
>>
>sydney
>british education
>>
Why does everyone keep jerking off to plump fiction? is not really that great
what am i missing?
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>investing in solar and coal
>not inveseting in nuclear

why are politicians so fucking stupid
>>
N
>>
>>78644573
why is nuclear power preferable?
>>
A
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>>78643863
>>78643928

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ceC7ERsLc
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>small accident in a nuclear plant
>the entire surroundings is inhospitable for the next 700 years

woooow
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>>78644622
clean, no emissions, base load, a stepping stone to fusion and thorium salt reactor
>>
D
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>>78644573
we have to find a place to get rid of the waste because it doesn't just disappear into the sky
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>>78644387
Stop embarrassing yourself. You're a few months late with that fake news breitbart sausage article pseudo bait and how is a restricted twitter account relevant to any of this? Can you even read what the image is saying?

Little hint, just because you can yell the holocaust never happened in public doesn't make you free.

>>78644441
It's simply not funny. But feel free to keep posting it every single thread. Maybe one day people will start being amused by it.
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>european posters
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xJ4u9YtDDo
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>>78644702
>clean, no emissions
Not clean because of accidents and the storage of spent fuel rods
>base load
what do you mean by this? extra energy can always be sold off
>stepping stone to fusion and thorium salt reactor
nuclear reactors already exist, building more won't contribute to research in these fields
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>>78631665
>No sopa de macacu
0/10
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>>78644722
nuclear waste is overstated the amount is tiny tiny tiny. you can section off a small part of oyster bay and have enough space to store millions of years worth of nuclear waste
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>>78644769

do americans also watch short clips from the simpsons on youtube?
I thought only 20 year old hispanics did that to share in facebook and create third world memes
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>>78644702
The problem with nuclear power is that while when done right it is comparatively clean and efficient, when it fucks up it fucks up big time.

And I don't really trust humans not to fuck up in the long term.

t. Fukushima, Chernobyl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAfqo0Ophjo
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>>78644878

probably

I only linked it because of the nuclear power argument
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>>78644886
the amount of people coal kills every year dwarfs the amount of damage nuclear has done since its existance. Modern reactors are 10000x more safe than Fukushima & Chernobyl
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>>78644789
>because of accidents and the storage of spent fuel rods
extremely negligible compared to coal

>base load
covers the minimum power requirements of a grid; assigned to this because they take forever to power up to full and sit at that function forever
not sure why it's inherently a benefit?
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>>78644886
*puts a reactor in a submarine*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cf4h8XBZeQ
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>>78644973
yeah but with nuclear accidents it's literally long term.... as in several years have to pass in order to make something new
>>
>everyones counter argument is that coal is worse

no one here is a coal proponent
>>
It's sad that in the day and age we can exploit atomic energy for electricity, we still choose to burn dead plant corpses
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>>78645045

Drumpfkins
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>>78631689
2nd
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>>78644886
is that an aphex twin video? where's the music?
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>>78645110
>Coal mining employed 50,000 in 2016.
I have no idea how this tiny nut of people made such a significant impact.
thanks lobbies
>>
>>78645045
I honestly don't care what's used, because something's eventually going to run out
we (whities) are meant to live like scythians and worship metaphorical bears
others (not-whities) are meant to live like egyptians or aztecs and worship their own related metaphorical bears
>>
>>78645210
>I honestly don't care what's used, because something's eventually going to run out
*runs out of atmosphere to breathe*
>>
>>78645210
perplexing post
>>
>>78645203

but muh coal
>>
>>78645210
just fuck off varg
>>
>>78631850
It's from Playboy so no it isn't.
>>
>Key Lime Cove is closed
fuck you wisconsin
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>>78644741
Ja versteh i doch gut. Deutschland hat nie seinen totalitären Instinkt verloren, war immer 'ne konformistische Gesellschaft. Holocaustleugnung is nur ein Beispiel und hat vielleicht nen guten Grund, aber das ändert net den Fakt, dass Deutschland hat mehr Zensur als all andere Westliche Länder.

I mag Deutschland sowieso, aber "leader of the free world" ist nur 'nen Slogan für euch wie "Blut und Boden", "Gott mit Uns" oder "Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!"

I mog lieber Österreicher... etwas weinger verklemmt.

PS. Passt mein Deutsch? Ist doch lange seitdem ich geübt hab'.
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>>78642321
These are disgusting and way too busy
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>>78644973
So coal is shit and therefore nuclear? There are other possibilities.

>>78645193
That video is from the reactor at Fukushima. Pretty spooky... I think ur right, an Aphex Twin would be a good idea! I have actually seen a video of this done with techno music, but that was ages ago and I forget where to find it.
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>>78645346
>key limes
>not going to florida for that shit
florida even has seaworld waterparks too if you can't handle the heat to eat gimmicky fruits
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I support the clean coal industry
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>>78645465
what other feasible possiblities are there for base load genius
>>
i hate how people think that only first world countries are polluting the earth, the constant shilling for global warming and not a single mention of doing some trade policy with shitholes like china
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>>78645496
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>>78645370
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>>78645562
what does global warming have to do with trade policy
>>
>>78645510
we could use whale blubber
>>
>>78645562
canada pollutes my water with their shit
>>
you better be studying japanese.
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>>78645650
i got a feeling this graph is bullshit
but yeah anyway i believe we should make some rules to china not to pollute the fucking planet so much, like increased taxating until it gets its environment laws in check
>>
>>78645637
stop posting my picture
>>
>>78645753
it's not bullshit. China only recently industrialized.

Yes they need to get their shit together but that does not excuse the rest of us from getting our acts together
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>>78645750
why yes of course
>>
>>78645750
studying c++;
the universal language of code
>>
>>78645750
Fuck Japan, their dumb nip technology at Fukushima basically killed nuclear globally for decades to come
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>learning a near useless extinct language
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>>78645753
you can't tell china what to do faget
>>
>>78645841
that's a strange way to spell javascript
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>>78645750
>>
Should I learn Spanish? My family has a lot of ties in Mexico and I think it would be cool to visit some time.
>>
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Never mind
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>>78645940
no
>>
>>78645940
CHI
>>
>learning java instead of a C language

oh I am laffin
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>oh I am laffin
>>
i really hope you're not learning japanese just for the vieo games or jap cartoons... anon?
>>
>>78646046
go away
>>
>>78645960
>>78645970
I don't wanna be a monolingual brainlet my whole life though. Spanish just seems super practical to me.
>inb4 French
French sounds like crap and nobody outside of Quebec speaks it.
>>
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>java and javascript are the same thing
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so anon?
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>c++
*gets hearthbleed and dies*
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daily reminder not to reply to danes >>78643312
or canadians
>pic related

disrespecting the animals will not be tolerated
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>>78646179
i dont really feel much for human gore, but animal gore hurts me for long, am i the only one who does this?
>>
new
>>78646274
>>78646274
>>78646274
>>78646274
new
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>>78645370
>'ne
>net
>I
>'nen
>hab'

stfu

And where exactly does Germany have more censorship?

Because you can't publicly incite hate, deny war crimes, discriminate against others?

The freedom we "lack" is negligible compared to US self censorship despite it's often claimed "freedom".
Germany is more free than the police state US.


>b-but we can own guns and we can call a black guy nigger and it's OK
not an argument

Open your eyes and realize that you live in a dystopian shithole.
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>>78646288
too early, dumb CHI
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>>78646179
Isn't that the seal-clubber hoax that Peta sponsored to feed the anti-hunter hysteria?

>>78646248
Nope. I do this too. I can watch the most heart-breaking death in a movie without feeling a thing, but the minute a dog gets even injured or anything I get all misty-eyed.
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>canuckians will slaughter cute snow puppies

WTF I HATE Canada now!
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hop in
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>>78646377
*clubs it*
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>>78646324
how many hours a week do you spend in a sauna?
>>
C
>>
H
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>>78646471
>>78646471
>>78646471
>>78646471
>>78646471
>>
>>78646438
i have a wooden furnace sauna so i've been too lazy to light it up, and warming up the sauna only for me is a kind of a waste
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>>78646503
oh thats sad
>>
>>78646503
>TIL Finns can survive for extended periods outside of their saunas

Kinda like mudskippers?
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>>78647392
wtf is that flag, ur indian???????
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>>78646298
>>b-but we can own guns and we can call a black guy nigger and it's OK

My flag isn't even American bud. Brits can barely own steak knives and can be sent to prison for using racist (or "racist") slurs on social media.

>Open your eyes and realize that you live in a dystopian shithole.

If my UK flag was actually where I lived I would agree. UK is worse than Germany overall. Germans might be conformist, but it's still a pretty nice place to be. I'm not in Britain anyway, no, where I am it's much more comfy.

I just think your claim to be "leader of the free world" is dumb when you don't even give a shit about free speech and your internet is censored and public speech is so damn politically correct (not unlike Britain or Sweden, admittedly). Hate speech legislation is a slippery slope.

>stfu
Leck mi im Oasch. Österreich ist tausend mal besser als Deutschland, und Bayern ist euer bestes Bundesland.
>>
>>78646298
>Because you can't publicly incite hate, deny war crimes, discriminate against others?

"Inciting hate" is dumb, too subjective and only prosecuted in one direction.

You can deny any and all number of war crimes in Germany, save one.
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