/brit/

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Left or right?

>>78629357
epic meme bro

>>78629365
far right

TERRA A SHIT, JINX BEST GIRL, RAVEN SECOND BEST GIRL

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Why is he so based?
just finished reading Antony Seldon's 2 part, 1600 page biography of blair and he comes out as the eternal badman in it all

ate whale meat once

it was alright

>>78629380
I like traitors

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>>78629380

>>78629394
no it isn't
be quiet

ate raw horse meat once

it was quite good

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Emma Watson farts and poops like everybody else. She has sex holes as well.

>>78629387
someone actually spent their time writing 1600 pages about Tony Blair?

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>>78629400
>>78629398

terra is poop, POOP

Unironically ate Llama once. Top that.

business idea: timestamp doubles

Haha literally fake news

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/900211179120939008

>>78629387
>based
umm sweetie

once ate a french fry that had fallen between my legs while driving

ate crocodile before
ambivalent about it

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>when brits accuse you of being a prison colony island when they themselves were an island overflowing with so many prisoners that they had to find a new country for them

freeeeeeeee eee
peter manDELson

>>78629447
Careful around all those horses lmao

>>78629447
So ozzyland is still a prison colony for Britland?

>>78629447
don't understand what a colony is do you?

Best diet to become a big guy (not fat)?

Deer meat is delicious. It's literally like a better version of beef.

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BANE?

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>blood on the toilet paper again

>>78629467
read my post again zhang

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>>78629479

>>78629426
I've had shark

>>78629481
Hemorrhoids.

i became drunk moments ago

i've eaten shark fin soup
was disgusting, both morally and in terms of taste
reported the restaurant to the italian government afterwards
which was mad cos the restaurant was in norway! ahaha

>>78629481
on your period again?

want to listen to that horrible histories Australian convict song but the wankers took it off youtube

>>78629499
but shark is common

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>78629510
jajajaja pirates xd

>>78629509
in a desert shithole, maybe

I have an apple tree in the front yard. It produces the most delicious lemons.

>>78629499
I'm in a good mood, so I'll concede to that. Was it any good?

>>78629522
>british intellectuals

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>sure i had my wild days but what girl didnt? its time for me to settle down and find the nice guy ive had enough bad boys!

>>78629540
fuck off to eire

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El Beto?

>>78629504
I've had shark fin ramen

it wasn't terrible but it's just overpriced rubbish for tourists really

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queen of /brit/

posting some good tunes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcNVGpFhqC8

>>78629553
'errible

>>78629548
and it's a bit mean to the sharks

at the ol uni pub lads

any pickle rickers in the house?

mental that there's more than one guy posting Yuzu now

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>>78629571

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>>78629542
says the johnny foreigner

>>78629561
hold on i've got something just for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54Cy0FAyIZY

post toot

>>78629586
cunt

>>78629605
your uncle was a cunt and deserved to die

Nonce yourself you absolute gobshite twat!

If I am really mean to women will they sleep with me?

>>78629611
all my uncles are alive

all my grandparents are dead LOL

*kills your uncles*
heh

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>Beebers attempting to pronunciate the Angolan Præsident's name in a Portuguese accent

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Any girls here?
Can you say "tiramisu" with your accent on vocaroo and post it here

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First sip of the day

>>78629637
everyone dies dont wory

>>78629531
very, had it in Goa
my fiancee has us both beaten though, she worked in at a butchers that raised their own crocodiles, she's had that and zebra and snake and all sorts

what's with the sudden urge in Baneposting

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>>78629646
>"Any girls here?"
>

>>78629655
crikey, bit exotic that.

Poop
Fart
Dicks
Ass
Shit
Cocks
Boobies
Cunt

some people never had experience with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9kqoD1t4lw

imagine being a sodding repulsive mick fuck

egg

>>78629656
the fire rises

>>78629673
haha yeah

>>78629669
finally something decent from the yank

did a willy wank at work now i can't have my bedtime five knuckle shuffle
just want to exercise my right and go to sleep but i'm all tired out from my previous todger tugging time

Well, I have completely lost all respect for McCartney. He is a very talented musician to be sure, but he is either completely ignorant about Israel or simply does not care about racism and oppression against the Palestinians.

what's for brekkie

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>>78629656
it's a big meme

>>78629715
it's 5 pm

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>>78629664

Big fight between Bruce and Paddy! Place your fucking bets lads.

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>>78629667

>>78629719
best get going then

TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

>>78629667
BRorp

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a lovely copyright strike for the final nail in the coffin.

>>78629715
Scott's Old Fashioned Porage Oats

>>78629746
What's the song about

imagine posting from the outback getting triggered by a little icon of a flag which lies above a random person's post whilst being parched from drought.

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1503033544266.webm

unconfirmed

25 blocks

>>78629715
hey thats my line

THE HANDS OF A GOVERNMENT MAN

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>>78629715
5500 calories

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Lads...I'm 22 and I only have GCSE's, left school at 16

Fucked my life, what do I do?

Was thinking of applying to be a prison officer

>>78629770
yeah haha sick

>>78629756
https://youtu.be/lPmM2iu2LlM

>>78629770
get any job, then with the experience from that, get a different better job

>>78629770
lorry driver?

>>78629715
jam toast maybe

>>78629776
Reckon Bruces won't like this.

>>78629770
apply to be a corpse swinging from a noose

>>78629789
I only have a motorbike license

>>78629776
is this meant to sound like australian 80s pop?

>>78629770
Go to the clinic and get that shit fixed and next time do go putting your willy in women of questionable repute. Next time it could be AIDS or the herp.

>>78629795
This is the most realistic option

>>78629797
pizza delivery then

>>78629770
1) become a politician
2) become a youtuber
3) become both

2 poached eggs on seeded toast with some hot sauce drizzled over

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>>78629721
I need a word for that toad's expression.

what happened to the pavement meme from two dayts ago? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFiCookGu0E&index=11&list=PL04EF1BF2F2CD9950

>>78629794
be alri
>>78629799
dunno

>>78629821
fakers

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>>78629797
Get a seaxe and ride about as a marauding land pirate raiding mosques and shiet

bumhole tastes of garlic

having a cheeky arvo sausage sizzle

HaitiANO

Anyone else think they weren't meant to have a girlfriend in life ?

>>78629802
>aids
>from women

What did he mean by this?

last night's kebab just came out me arsehole

Got called trailer trash at Hudson's Bay

>>78629844
garlic'd

oi no professionals

Having a burger & hot chips for dinner tonight lads.

got called goy at aldi

any turtlemong man in?

any thai man in

Hate culinary self sufficiency
Love goyfeed

Simple.

When my van's off the road I'm not working

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>>78629855

>>78523486

>>78629885
Thailad is busy with the ladyboys at the moment.

used to know an irish girl but did not fuck her although i wish i did

>>78629818
furtive

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>78629770
>using timefrog at that age
>78629786
>78629789
>helping fresh shits

>>78629885
hi
>>78629901
I can do two things at once

>>78629898
I like the imagery but the placement is pretty gay and who needs tattoos when you've got skin

having sex with my best friends girlfriend while he is out of town

>>78629948
>hi
hello x

>I can do two things at once
impressive

>>78629935
Do not bully the Hibernians.

>>78629961
I'm also chewing gum but I didn't want to brag

haitiANO eats cookies made of mud

>>78629930
excellent, many thanks.
>>78629935
why so triggered, was there an irish bully in a cartel?

I DEMAND MY QUADS AND MY BRITISH BOYFRIEND NOW

>>78629956
bros before hoes you idiot

>>78629986
I HAVE FAILED BUT DUBS WILL RESTORE MY HONOR

Anime is shit.

Quads get.

dubs because nobody else can do it

>>78630003
>>78629998

;__;

losers

>>78629999

http://www.haaretz.com/israel-news/culture/1.698619
http://jspacenews.com/comic-book-heroes-jewish-artists-created/
capeshit is jewish

just cringed at your post, yeah yours

>>78630022
what the fuck

did u get dubs while simultaneously fucking ladyboys, chewing gum and talking to me??

>>78630019
At least I got my singles

if dubs I will never ever get an anglo boyfriend

if 038 i will get aids

>>>78630041

i always suspected that comics were creepy and subversive

post that pic

you know the one

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>>78630037
This isn't even my final form

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who are you quoting?

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on the train

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>>78630049

Reddit bridges communities and individuals with ideas, the latest digital trends, and breaking news (...okay, and maybe cats). Our mission is to help people discover places where they can be their true selves, and empower our community to flourish.

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>>78630049

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>>78630049

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rate my arse lads x

Chile is still using pinochet's constitution, that's why chile is infested of AIDS ridden people like the one who post here

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>>78630049

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>>78630049

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need a gf like this

your thoughts?

>>78630078
>[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom]

>>78630084

leave, i'am the only spic allowed to be here

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>>78630049

>>78630093
would love to rattle this fat bastard cat

Redditors can comment on any post on Reddit. Comments are often the best part about Reddit content—they provide additional information, vigorous discussion, context, and often humor.

having a cottage pie

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>>78630127
you on the left x

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>>78630049

>>78629821
that was me forcing it

thailad need your opinion on something

ok

>>78630168
fat fucking cunt

what's your opinion on jewish people?

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>>78630176

>>78630177
nice people

>>78630177
They don't like us

>>78630181
why's he got shaved nipples

they are nice and i don't hate them

>>78630177
prefer not to say

>>78630177
quite like them

>>78630190
>>78630192
>>78630203
>>78630214
nice well adjusted people
>>78630205
anitsemetic nonce cunt

>>78630177
I like how they value education and knowledge. good people

zionism is fascism

>>78630167
call the king a bender you bent fucking nonce

>>78630242
dire gimmick
consider retiring it

calling up my jewish friend as we speak

gonna have a little chat about this one anti-semetic FREAK

americans should be giving more aid to israel

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>>78630226
>>78630249
oh no, what have I done!?

>>78630246
>gimmick

how naive

>>78630264
call the king a bender you fucking pussy nonce

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wakey wakey

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why haven't you joined the alt-right?

>>78630284
don't walk in my direction sunshine

>>78630288
because I am the alt right

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Political_catchphrases

im alt-centrist

Why do aussies slurp yank cock so hard? It's so embarrassing

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>>78630288
i'm alt-bunkerist

>>78630317
dont think they do?

I'm an alt-Blairite

>>78630319
fuck this bunker building bender

>>78630338
You must be literally blind mate, they do it on here 24/7

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>>78630358
*sends the sigurimi to your house*
nothing personnel, revisionist

>>78630380
don't think he is?

was asleep for over 12 hours

>>78630380
nope. you are ill

some people belong to the alt-right.

me? i belong to the al-ri

spent 12 hours bumming a nonce while he slept

>>78630412
y tho?

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>>78630398
say it you fucking bent nonce, call the king a fucking bender

>>78630288
because I'm not autistic

only slept 5 hours
luckily that's all you need

>>78630448
screeching

just drank a litre of water

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How come they both show up at the same time?

>>78630453
all you need if you're looking to take 10 years off your life.

>>78630493
as I said, luckily that's all you need

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>>78630440
becaus im fukcign tired nevr question me agian

>>78630472
just say "the king is a bender" and I'll leave you alone, the 5 magic words, say them you bent twat

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>>78630515
ok

dire thread so far

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>>78630529

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>>78630541

morning lads
morning nonce

>>78630529
youre a big teeth

>>78630547
call the king a bender you twat nonce

hip hop

hip hop

hip hop

never call the king a bender thailad. let the runts squirm.

>>78630550
https://youtu.be/Togf-xagTJA

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anon ... lets have kids

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>>78630571
that's the plan

>>78630579
dumb thotposter

>>78630572
>>78630586
call the king a bender

>>78630579
shan't be sticking my willy in this rightist roastie

>>78629949
I was thinking about getting some Slavic tattoos a few years back, but I thought that I might regret them later in life so did not go through with getting ink'd.

>>78630579
shant be tainting my seed with a coalburner.

dim king as bender

haven't been here for three weeks because it bored the shit out of me, came back just now and the threads are even worse

why do you lot even come here?
(don't bother replying to this, because I'll be long gone by the time you do... just have a little think amongst yourselves)

good day

you'll have to speak up im wearing a towel

you'll have to speak up im wearing a burqa

https://www.theguardian.com/money/2017/aug/23/underground-basements-halifax-loft-conversions-extend-properties

ah yes, british housing

>>78630655
see you tomorrow

you'll have to speak up im not really listening

morning dads
morning bonce

I've figured out the lowest form of human life, and it is people who engage in marvel vs DC fights on the internet

haven't been here for three weeks because it bored the shit out of me, came back just now and the threads are even worse

why do you lot even come here?
(don't bother replying to this, because I'll be long gone by the time you do... just have a little think amongst yourselves)

good day

>>78630690
alri son

how would you fix the middle east?

What the fuck is the "housing ladder"? What does that even mean?

>>78630717
I wouldn't

>>78630717
dismantle israel
topple all the gulf monarchies, install secular republics along the lines of syria
united front against zionism, imperialism, wahhabism and western neoliberalism

>>78630715
call the king a bender

>>78630717
Thermonuclear weaponry

>>78630717
replace islam with christian (seriously)

>>78630733
i assume it means people very rarely buy into the top of the market as their first property, and instead gradually get better houses as they get promoted and sell their current one for a new one.

>>78630717
physically removing it from the earth

>>78630749
rorke piece of shit

>>78630753
and how would that be achieved

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>>78630717
Kill their leaders, take their oil, and convert them to Christianity

>>78630758
>>78630758
>>78630758
done a cheeky early new lads

>>78630763
bombs

>>78630717
give it all to israel