the Tumblr edition
Ban gay marriage edition
is he seriously appropriating women's apparel?
fucking sexist pig
fuck hetero scum
why am I forcing myself to play sonic adventure again
am I a masochist
>>78628213
xe*
HELP a girl I hung out with (in our small normie group of 6-7 people) from college (just casual friends) wants to get a house with me for the school year next month.
she's pretty cool but there's only a few downsides; she drinks a lot of alcohol & she's going for psychology and becoming a therapist or whatever, and she always plays "therapist" with me when we're drunk, asking me about my past &I how I "feel" about things, always tries to get me to open up and it's annoying sometimes.
Should I do it? I don't want to fugg her really and she has come on to me a few times but I'm too autistic and was oblivious to it, other than that she's pretty cool.
I'm just so undecided and I don't know why
I will be living in a cattle ranch on December and need a Knife. Something I can carry everywhere and cut ropes and that kind of stuff. Wood as well.
Any suggestions from my northern neighbours?
Im really close to the US so I can order whatever and just pick it up over there.
A Canadian bro suggested Buck woodsman.
Pretty cool knife to be honest.
(Hopefully I got it right this time, Canada bro)
>>78628243
my ancestors :)
>>78628217
This
my indian roommate just said im handsome and look like i work out
>>78628256
Why are you living in a cattle ranch?
Fuck Canada eh
>>78628269
u r very bueatiful sir, please by $espers on yobit. now is great deal, feed wife and childs
>>78628269
Stay safe, he unironically probably wants to rape you.
forgot to pay the hydro bill lol
>>78628269
He has good taste in men.
>>78628256
I actually own that knife btw
hi /cum/-chan i hope u hav been gud
luv u
really want to run for local office someday but it feels like its impossible to make positive change
/cum/ I am starting a folk rock band. Anybody wanna join
>>78628333
sir, please delete this, sir
>>78628274
Thats the only job I think I will like.
>cannot into offices
>want to jump out the window while inside a tall building (anxiety)
>fucking lost fear of being alone for the rest of my life
>hate everyone sometimes
>the grinch of the family
>even though I finished university (in the US) i dont see myself working in the normal world.
U also think we need more people in the ranches and less on the cities.
Also, i want to wake up to open areas mountains and trees. Not the fucking street noises and car honks.
The u.s is so much better
>>78628341
yeah ok
>>78628250
Do it fag
>>78628341
i can sing
EVEN IF WE'RE JUST DANCING IN THE DARK
Don't interact with indians and weebs.
>>78628338
what party?
>>78628320
Whats the overall lenght? 8inches? (Almost as big as me)
Also, how is it to carry a fixed blade knife? ALways had foldable. Maybe these are not for walking around town with them. Right?
Then again I will live alone in the future though.
>>78628342
oh, okay. sorry Mr. Finland. Anything else I can do for you, Mr. Finland?
>>78628371
Libertarian
>>78628378
thank you sir, would you like a -10% on selected microsoft products, sir
>>78628371
republican
>>78628384
>>78628361
CANT START A FIRE
>>78628401
kys then
>>78628414
please get a trip or a extraflag
>>78628377
>>78628377
It comes with a holster that can go on your belt in the box when you buy one, blade is 6 inches and handle is 4.5 inches.
I like the fixed ones better because I don't ever feel like they will break when under strenuous use.
>>78628411
CANT START A FIRE WITHOUT A SPARK
I've been built up and trusted, broke down and busted
But they'll get theirs and we will get ours if we can
>>78628396
negative 10? um, sorry Mr. Finland but the wife usually takes care of the finances and she's...uh...she's out rescuing a cat that got stuck in...uh... got stuck in the oven I left on so I must go now, immediately. I bid you ado until we meet again.
>>78628423
why would i do that? i wanna be anon
>>78628436
THIS GUNS FOR HIIIIRE
I'm watching that h3h3 34 y.o. virgin video. This skippy guy gives virgins like me a bad name. Shameful.
Started watching Jojo's
Not bad tbqhf
>>78628447
EVEN IF WERE JUST DANCING IN THE DARK
>>78628456
did you start with part 1, or go straight to pt 3 like a babby
The Boss has 2 good albums at most.
Not even debatable.
The US Constitution is the worst document ever crafted in all of history.
The government should not have its freedoms restricted by peasants.
When will oppression of the government end?
>>78628476
t. pleb
Reee
>>78628476
He has one good song, undebateable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEFTK1stlGo
niggers
>>78628438
NOT SO FAST, SIR ILL CALL ABOUT A FREE VIRUS SCAN TOMORROW
>>78628482
>When will oppression of the government end?
When enough of the US populace is non-white to make all the amendments the big gov't wants
>>78628497
You want another Charlottesville? You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>78628486
Gee wiz sorry dad for insulting music from your time!
>>78628507
Good.
The government should have unlimited power.
>>78628446
so i can filter you, retard
>>78628514
Yeah I kinda do it was fun to watch.
>>78628507
For once, CHI's don't disappoint.
dumb brainlet probably hasnt even listened to nebraska
>>78628475
the part that starts with Jonathan and Dio
Nebraska was one of the two albums that I like by Springsteen you t.dadrocker
>>78628523
and why would i give you that pleasure? :3
>>78628507
Always knew they could never be American.
>>78628506
>microsoft emplyoees are Indian
umm, try again sweetie.
>>78628520
>the older i get, the more I'm in favor of fascism
Thing is, it would probably be horrible for me.
having diarrhea every 20 minutes buds
want to kill myself
>>78628534
>when you see the foreign versus US born hispanics
Imagine coming from a third world shithole where the gov't is corrupt and wanting more government intervention. Immigrants are the worst.
>>78628561
SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHECK MY CUSTOM ANDROID OS ON XDE
>>78628555
thats pt 1. Good man
Speedwagon best girl
>>78628560
Look at the US versus Foreign born graph at the bottom. That's why they always want more immigrants, can't have the Left voters assimilating and leaning more to the right.
Watchu drinkin gum?
>>78628594
your tears
>>78628594
Do you drink it room temperature or chilled?
>>78628604
room
>>78628577
Speedwagon is objectively best girl
>>78628609
Finland must be more depressing than I already thought
>>78628619
just cant be arsed to get the bottle from the fridge everytime i want to take a sip
>>78628594
water, sorry.
>>78628664
water's cool, no pun thx
Need to add new Brand New album to AOTY chart.
>>78628594
Lemonade.
>>78628594
Redd's like a fucking femboy
Or at least, I was
>>78628594
some bottomshelf whiskey.
ill go play some darkwood now and go sleep afterwards later peeps
Why the heck am I still getting a burger flag and why is your money so ugly Canada. This looks like fake money
>>78628725
Depends where you are, in college I had a US flag because the ISP has the DNS Listings all mixed up
>>78628725
you're using your own internet? that gave me finnish flag too in germany
>>78628725
It smells like maple syrup
>>78628725
You are just used to to your shitty bland money.
We think your money looks like garbage too
>>78628725
other side has queenies on it which is nice
>>78628813
All of our coins have lizzie on them which is even nicer
>2017
>still thinking about sex
where has the time gone
just want some girl to take my virginity and who likes to dominate shy/nervous guys
gave a girl my AIM today.
oh what joy
oh what a sight
we solved the puzzle...
and got it right!!!
>>78628914
wow, I don't know if you're joking or something but I'm actually a girl who LOVES dominating shy/nervous virgins. what a coincidence.
3D sonic was a mistake
The Creator has judged us
Mankind must end
>>78628936
is today 2006?
Peep Show, Curb your Enthusiasm, and The Simpsons are the comedy show triumvirate
>>78628948
I want to believe this
Its 2006 again?
Gonna go play runescape.
>Runescape
>>78628962
Unironically agree with this
>reach peak development
>all this technology and knowledge at our hands
>just degenerate and become lazy, fat, or hedonists
>>78628999
>>just degenerate and become lazy, fat, or hedonists
The answer to this is fascism.
Hey little girl your Daddy home, did he go and leave you all alone?
>>78629013
I got a bad desire...
Woah oh-oh Im on fire
>>78629012
Won't work when people's needs are already met, only in dire times will most people accept that ideology. That's the problem, everyone wants the easy way, we are programmed biologically to seek comfort.
>>78629012
>switch lazy, fat, hedonism for maximum hatred
Wew
The only answer is world destruction, sending the good to heaven and destroying the souls of the bad. No hell, just heaven and death.
>>78628184
*power stance*
>>78629051
*combat stance*
*Japs need to be put back in camps stance*
I'd walk 10,000 miles 10,000 miles to see you
Left or right?
>He jacks off to cartoon characters
WELL THEY
BLEW UP THE CHICKEN MAN IN PHILLY LAST NIGHT. AND THEY, BLEW UP HIS HOUSE TOO
Imagine a girl feeling your body and gently breathing on you while she moves down towards your shaft, where she wraps her tounge around your cock as you enter a world of pure bliss and pleasure.
>>78629111
Left all the way, always thought she was hot as fuck when I watched the show
>>78629192
More like cute as fuck
>>78629220
Bit gay amigo
Imagine fire and brimstone, because thats where you're headed. Hell
Check this out:
Noah going mental
1/2
>>78629254
2/2
>>78629252
I'm a virgin so I'm fine
>>78629254
>>78629268
That was a weird movie, I guess it's to be expected when an atheist vegan makes a Biblical movie.
>>78629264
fuck this nigga
>>78629252
Don't be dramatic. if God is merciful, why would he send those that have already suffered to hell? Why not just destroy their souls for good?
I know that seems blasphemous but I just cannot envision an all-forgiving God sending anyone to a place of eternal punishment
Alpha af
ok
>>78629327
rapist in the making
Johnny 99 is such a great song
i feel like me and /cum/ don't fit in but i have nowhere else to go
>>78629327
So you wanna be hardcore
With your hat to the back, talkin bout the gats in your raps
But I can't feel that hardcore appeal
that you're screamin, baby I'm dreamin
This ain't Christopher Williams, still some
MC's got to feel one, caps I got to peel some
To let niggaz know... that if you fuck with Big-and-Heavy
I get up in that ass like a wedgie
Says who? Says me, the lyrical
Niggaz sayin, "Biggie off the street, it's a miracle"
Left the drugs alone, took the thugs along with me
Just for niggaz actin shifty
Sticks and stones break bones, but the gat'll kill you quicker
Especially when I'm drunk off the liquor
Smokin funk by the boxes, packin glocks is
natural to eat you niggaz like chocolates
The funk baby
>>78629350
Love blink 182
>>78629383
wut
What countries are awake at this hour?
>>78629358
No one fits in here
>>78629415
Maybe Aussies and asians, east europeans might be waking up
>>78629415
Canada, US, Mexico
>>78629358
Union of countries called /cum/ is quite forced. It's all we got, though.
>tgw no ratchet hoe gf
>>78629487
If you want that kind of experience you should get redditflags
Adios Mexican anon
Shall I be eating this tomorrow?
REAL NIGGA HOURS WHO TF UP
Oops forgot link:
Shttps://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/sriracha-artisan-grilled-chicken-on-artisan-roll.html
Shall I be eating this tomorrow?
>>78629538
RIGHT HERE NIGGA
RNH
>>78628456
>watching jojo's
>Not reading part 7 the best part
Stop memeing boi and get the fuck outta here.
Fucking hell FINALLY I'm unbanned
>>78629556
If you like sriracha go for it, I'm not a big fan though so I'd rather get the one with bacon
>>78629556
Yeah I'd try it
>>78629556
I don't like that artisan style roll McD's has
>>78628594
This shit tastes terrible but its cheap and gets me drunk.
>>78629592
Part 1's Got me rn
Jonathan just died :(
>part 7
>good
>>78629622
get used to people dying, bud
>>78629596
Post the ban my fellow outlaw, recently served a long sentence myself.
My doggo was really lazy today buds, but happy too :)
>>78629618
It comes on a sesame seed bun too
>>78629596
I don't like it much either I just thought I'd give it a try idk. I love hot sauce just not sriracha
>>78629633
Do you live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere?
>>78629630
Bitch don't tell me that :(
Speedwagon better not die on me too soon
>>78629633
Is that your farmland, or do you just live across from it? Looks nice.
>>78629675
do you want a spoiler or do you want to find out yourself
>>78629632
I didn't save it but it was for posting porn (softcore I might add) in a pornstar thread on /tv/
It lasted like 3 days but it felt like forever, if I can't release my autism on 4chan I can't release my autism at all ;_;
>>78629708
You aren't browsing 4chinz properly unless you are getting b& tbqh, at least your wasn't a month.
>>78629703
I'll find out myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmxWmMwn9Ew
i've browsed way too much 4chan since my last MMO
so fuckin' refreshing to be able to use emoticons again :D
>>78629675
>>78629693
Yeah, and it's my uncles tobacco farm which I help operate
Those mushrooms I took a couple days ago fucking sucked, it felt vaguely like a weed high and not much else
>>78629779
Sounds very cozy, pretty envious
>>78629810
Where you get your shrooms?
>>78629873
friend of a friend
luckily said friend is growing some of her own, and hopefully those won't be shit once they're ready
I live in a cheap apartment complex, think I could order deep wep drugs?
>doing drugs
I need to fuck something like this
>>78629896
Shit I've been looking to get some more since my friends that have access to dealers have practically cut contact with me, trying to get deep web shit now
>>78629915
Become a Mennonite
>>78629914
>not doing drugs
>>78629931
Gesundheit
ah yes the great state of arkansas
>>78629915
That ReviewBrah sized mouth
I bet she nibbles
>>78629873
It's not bad, if you're young like me it is though. Median age is 47 here and there are a lot of old retired folks here so it's quiet. 95% white European and land also big houses are very cheap here. come visit some day!
>great
>>78629915
Why are you so obsessed with white girls? Creepy Muslim-tier behavior
>>78629931
There's this qt Mennonite girl I've been courting so there's a chance
cows go moo-moo
>>78629960
Every non-white male is besides some slants in Asia ano
>>78629979
fake news
>>78629960
Besides the fact that I was married with this qt Floridian girl for six years, I've always been attracted to white pussy
>>78629981
>Every non-white male
I'm part Mestizo part ginger, therefore white.
>>78629290
Their entire lives, despite His providing everything for them, they've denied and rejected him in favor of this world. If we are more of this world then we belong to Satan.
Do not lean on your own understanding. Keep a humble and eternal perspective. We all fall short of the glory of God, yet He is willing to show mercy to those who seek Him in humility because we are saved by faith through grace alone. God is abundant with patience which is why we are not ended immediately, yet even His patience has a limit when we deny the many opportunities we receive to repent.
>>78630008
Are you white?
>>78630031
>gingers
>white
O i am laffin
>>78630008
>BASED
White pussy is best pussy.
Love how pink their ass turns when you hit it
Got a big tattoo on the back of my hand today. It really fucking hurt.
>tattoo
stupid idiot
How long do temporal tattoos last? Do they hurt like the normal ones?
>>78630069
That's rude.
>>78630047
Are you what they call "autistic fuck"?
>>78630051
Why based? are you new to these threads?
>>78630036
My soul is
>>78630075
The problem with temporal tattoos is they are only there at certain times
>>78630075
You mean temporary tattoos like from a coin machine? There is no such thing as a temporary tattoo applied with a needle.
>>78630079
it's true though?
>>78630079
Yeah well your face is fucking gay and your tattoo is too
>>78630087
>gingers
>white
topkek
>>78630089
>>78630100
I would like a tattoo maybe but I don't want it to be permanent. Wat do?
>>78630102
This is why you are alone. Nobody likes you because you want to tell other people how to live.
>>78630108
Everything's not white if you cherrypick hard enough, even whites
Just ask 4chan if Russians or the Irish are white
>>78630116
Permanent markers
>>78630087
How do you look like? Are you the Muslim looking fag?
>>78630116
Tattoos are permanent. If you aren't ok with that you probably shouldn't get one.
>>78630128
excellent projection there friendo
but nonetheless you need to kys
>>78630108
Bud, you are on the spectrum.
>>78630138
>How do you look like?
Like God wanted me
>Are you the Muslim looking fag?
No, but he's also Sinaloan, pretty cool guy
too bad he's been absent
>>78630134
>>78630179
>actually believing gingers are white
lmao
>>78630035
What if I try to believe and follow Jesus but always fall short until my death?
>>78630163
Why are you this way my son?
If gingers aren't white then why did KKK betas always get mad when I went out with my ginger gf? They never bat an eye when I went out with my latina ex?
>>78630232
Easy: gingers are white
>>78630232
>KKK
>still existing beyond some LARPers at rallies
CNN reporters plz go
Anyone have experience with ordering from the deep web?
>>78630244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCAXE_78chM
What would you do in this situation?
>>78630223
here's your (You) you can stop posting now
get that tattoo removed if you know whats good for you (but you don't and you won't because you'd have to be braindead to get a tat in the first place)
>>78630243
I loved her man
>>78630274
>some literally who guy appearing on camera admitting his rank
KKK is over anon, they aren't anything like they were before the FBI dismantled them in the 60's and 70's.
>>78630291
Some things aren't meant to be, my dude
>>78630290
>get a tat
Kek
So what's your deal? Are you really old or weirdly religious or what? Why do you have to be such an angry dickhead about something other people do with their bodies?
>>78630279
fuck
>>78630350
Post the tattoo
>>78630350
what's your deal? Why do you care so much what I think except that it upsets you? A reasonable levelheaded person would've stopped replying a while ago, clearly I've offended your rebellious sensibilities somehow by telling you your tattoo is gay (and so are you) and now you're projecting your insecurity post after post
>>78630387
My hand is super swollen but that will settle down eventually.
>>78630411
Honestly I don't care about your opinion beyond a simple curiosity about how you came to it. So I ask again, why do you feel the way that you do?
>>78630330
This is bullshit. I lived in Florida where there were plenty of KKKfags. I even went to school with a girl whose family were part of the KKK and hung out with the guy who made stormfront.
>>78630441
just how drunk were you
>>78630441
You go to an employer and he asks about your tattoo
What do you respond?
>>78630499
Zero percent drunk.
>>78630441
>no other sizes of image found
Why would you do this to yourself?
>>78630477
because you keep replying to me
>>78630279
FREE FUCKING PIZZA
How do you do, fellow Americans?
>>78630506
I'm self employed and I make plenty of money. I'm not worried about it.
>>78630441
Seems kinda old-fashioned desu
>>78630551
Hi Ruski and/or Muslim
>>78630539
Because it's siiick
>>78630548
You know the name of the movie?
>>78630555
Ah, that explains a lot
>>78630441
WEW that's gay
find a better theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3o_WBboezw
78630597
Thanks for 3 (You)s loser
>>78630578
Knock Knock. It's not a very good movie, but it's definitely worth watching for entertainment value and the hot girls.
Never mind, I found it
>>78630557
Yeah I dig it. I remember seeing WW2 sailor tattoos when I was a kid and thought they were the coolest thing ever. This is a little different from those old designs but has some commonalities.
>>78630134
the thing is that americans have a very different perspective on what is white. europeans view shades of whiteness much more. south europeans are a very distinctive and different kind of white than north europeans or east europeans. and you can often tell by someone's face which country they're from. Like english is very obvious, french and spanish too. and arabs are not white at all to us.
whites from america are kind of strange to me because you look like a garbled mess. Often I see German in you or French.
New season of Wet Hot American Summer ain't too bad.
>>78630197
You would be like many other Christians in that you fail to walk by the Spirit.
>For many are called, but few are chosen.
>For though thy people Israel be as the sand of the sea, yet a remnant of them shall return: the consumption decreed shall overflow with righteousness.
Faith is a gift and so is the Spirit. When the Spirit is received, a single good desire is placed in you that is stronger than any of the body's—to seek God and live an upright Christian life. And it will never leave you because the Spirit will never leave you, even if you put out the flame through resorting back to sin. Many Christians are with the Spirit, i.e. the lamp, but without the fruits of the Spirit, i.e. the oil: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. When you are genuine in your faith, it manifests itself by creating a new you and doing away with the sinful old.
>>78630629
>Yeah I dig it.
That's good because clearly no one else does
>>78630637
Relax el HaitiANO, we get it, you aren't black.
>>78630605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yae0jXr2xyM
>>78630649
You think I got a tattoo on the back of my hand because I give a shit about 4chans opinion?
>>78630649
Wow, how will he ever recover after this?
>>78630605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW3LikcBL68
not a real "theme song" tho. Fuck, I need to watch the Sopranos again.
>>78630674
>Xavier Picard
>>78630666
I don't think he goes here anymore. Nice devil trips.
>>78630732
Glad to see you are becoming a better poster, people will treat you better this way and won't recognize you anymore.
>>78630693
No but clearly you got it for some sort of validation, and I hope you won't be shocked when you don't get any in the real world either
>>78630835
you envy him
>Envy someone who has trashed his body
lmao
>>78630866
There's literally nothing stopping me from getting a tattoo myself if I wanted to, but I don't want to because it's dumb as hell
I'm awake you stupid sons of bitches
FUCK I am so excited to finally see my favorite band of the past decade next month. Might show Josh my nipples, no homo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGzT4sCgZxo
>>78630940
pls dont bully, denmark.
>>78630940
In /cum/ news some anon got a tattoo and people are arguing about it
>>78630934
You envy how uninhibited and free he is.
He makes you wish you weren't such a self-conscious nerd.
t. mind reader
>>78630948
I saw qotsa back when like clockwork came out. Very nice show, and I got laid that night.
Jesus christ 2013 was 4 years ago.
>>78630979
Yeah i just saw it. It's not so bad. At least is not some le nerdy rick and morty sort of shit.
>>78630835
Now who is projecting? The only people who need constant outside validation are people who arent ok with who they are and the choices they make.
>>78631042
You got a problem with my tat, bro?
this guy comes up to your gf and slaps her ass
what do you do?
>>78631042
Yeah I have never liked tattoos based on movies or games or anything like that. I like timeless designs.
>>78631125
bit spooky desu
>>78631142
Nothing. I am literally a cuck unironically
>>78631142
Tell him I know where Mew is so he better behave
>>78631494
*chokes on your cock*
haha you like that, don't you?
What kind of name is "Cole"??!?!
a fag's name
>>78631545
>choking
>talking at the same time
Hmm...
>>78631608
it's called telepathy
I love anime girls
>>78631650
Why are negroes so entertaining?
Woooow ok
So i make an early thread and everyone bitches about me but he makes an early one and nobody says anything?