Why do Ameriblobs dress like fucking retards?

What's wrong with business casual?

Seen worse. At least no cargo shorts or shiny baseball shirts.

That's above average for us, OP.

FATASS

That's above average. I don't like it, it looks like slobby Amish, but it's not that bad. You can easily find worse.

Anyway, the Amish really are part of the answer. It's the general Radical Reformation plain dressing ideology. It's become normalized within American culture. Looking nice is somehow clownish or something.

Some day we'll be Uralic level cool though, you just wait and see.

>>78623137
What's wrong, here?

t. 20 yo, always wear tshirts

>>78623137
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>>78625219
>Looking nice is somehow clownish or something.
It's seen as pretentious and/or frivolous.

>>78623137
genuinely thought they were gypsy at first

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>>78623137
>those shirts

what year is this? 1995?

>>78623137
We can't all be /fa/shionistas

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They think wearing shirts that fit is "gay" so they wear 3 sizes up

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>>78625240
The fit. Also they are all posed awkwardly with hands to their side, upping the unseemliness of the photo.

>>78623137
>Why don't these clothes look good on overweight and just otherwise completely out of shape middle-aged men?

>>78625541
What else are you supposed to do with your hands in pics

Wore chinos when i visited family in the states and they all thought it was "fancy". Fucking embarrassing lmao

>>78625655
Eat and clap, dummy

>>78625541
>the fit
They're all semi-fat though, so they have to have a "generous" fit like this.

>>78625219
When you're really well dressed, people don't even remark it (apart from the fact you have a suit and a tie).

>>78625693
>all semi-fat
I took a second look and the guy #3 is not fat though. He actually has good clothes, even if his shirt is tired after a long day.

>>78625478
probably thats the only stuff packed in their store, you know, supply and demand.
those dudes ITT probably the slimmest american you can find

>>78625655
It's not that holding your hand to your sides is awkward inherently, rather that they are in a group photo with their hands to their sides. It makes them appear as though they are not well associated with each other; a group with adequately developed relationships would put arms around each other's shoulders.
>>78625693
>the fit
>They're all semi-fat though, so they have to have a "generous" fit like this.
Agreed. A good fit is one that contours to the body and accentuates its primary aspect. The primary aspect of an overweight man is shit, so they look shitty.

>>78625693
>people don't even remark it
That's not generally true here. It's something that goes back to Puritan days.

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