/brit/ edition
>>78622792
Tourists go home
anime
hi
iminna shank ya
>>78622807
*becomes an expat instead*
hard luck sweaty x
eh
>>78622836
irina shayk
>>78622790
>>78622815
you don't look so smart now, DO YOU
cunt
/lat/
>>78622807
foy
hilo /brit/ino
got the gf pregnant again
the state of aussie thread making loving every laugh
>>78622925
beat that stomach up
>>78622914
/brit/ánico
>>78622925
the sister
>>78622837
That's cool, we can be friends if you are actually invested in the place and for treat it like Butlins: The Country
una vela
>>78622925
Give her vagina a bleach enema.
One candle
>>78622943
AJAJAJ POST ROCHAS
>>78613212
three bahamian posters in one thread
>>78622960
I don't have rochas in my folder
do spain and its colonies like each other
>>78622966
those threads give me a bad case of the jungle fever
there's one gif thats sometimes posted of a black girl in a pink dress in an underground parking garage or something, oof
>>78622966
>actually believing what Bahamians post.
tired of living desu
i just don't see the point
state of yanks
>>78622960
stronger than chain to the teeth
>>78622972
the lads
>>78623001
>i just don't see the point
go to an oftalmologist
>>78623005
everyone jokes about a race war in america but i reckon a war between the far left and right could happen
>>78622972
hullow
>>78622986
>tfw all my thoughts about the concept of the Ubermensch, all my philosophical ponderings over how to live the correct life, the negatives of hedonism, the superiority of the life of art, the values of asceticism, all the knowledge about life and literature from the hundreds of dense tomes I have spent my entire life reading, all my theories and philosophizing about consciousness and the mind, all my thoughts about culture and the importance of art and the life of the mind in their ability to overcome death and to create a meaningful existence, all my ponderings about love and its supremacy, about God and his relationship to art, all my hours spent writing and trying to create characters and beautiful stories, my attempts to live an artistic and aesthetic life, my theories of the aesthetic and literary life and its importance, my ponderings about the correct culture that we have to create, the philosophically justified means of creating this culture, the very meaning of my life and my deepest desires and loves, all come crashing down after seeing a cutie and realizing that Chad will be nailing her in the ass tonight
>>78622986
lads... Lads... LADS
answer my question
not a hateful person
I only hate myself
>>78622986
Not really.
>>78622986
does spain even have colonies in this precise moment?
haha hey dudes, my friend was wondering if anyone has the leaked Tiger Woods nude haha just for laughs
just post them as a joke please haha
>>78623109
yeah you and other south american countries
show some respect to your father country boy
>>78623112
surely not an american lusting after black dick.
>>78623112
Fuck off faggot.
>>78622986
>>78623095
Fuck no, I'm Canarian and want independence from this shit debt laden poz peninsula
Would also mean I get my own flag on int and other board but that's secondary to economics and that boring shit
>>78623145
>>78623125
I would say that argentina and the rest of sa could be considered a usa colony rather than spain colonies
>>78623145
>MBTI
>>78623145
Seems nice and intelligent but just not quite attractive enough
le fugg?
We naming up?
>I'm not intelligent enough to interpret the benefits of MBTI
heheh
stop masturbating
good night /brit/ men
>>78623250
wage slave faggot boy
off to bed everyone
>namefagging
>>78623112
Can't post proper link because 4chan thinks it's spam.
>>78623217
you mean these benefits?
>>78623145
no thnx
>>78623150
i was in gran canaria, lanzarote and fuerteventura
nice places desu
the ltieral only time i stay up this late on a weekday these days is when im drunk or high otherwise i'm so fucking bored i'm in bed by half 11
>>78623281
MBTI provides a systematic way to get an outsider's view on your personality. Reflection upon this view, whether the view itself is valid or not, can be quite valuable.
>>78623301
lanzarote's resorts are nice but the island is a desolate volcanic eyesore
>>78623325
In fact, completing the test can also provide you with an assessment on how you currently view yourself. The self-assessment nature of the online version can highlight what parts you're bullshitting yourself about. On the bright side, it can also reveal what you consider to be valuable or aspirational traits.
>>78623380
>>78623325
no one cares about your popsci quiz little runt boi
>>78623325
You don't think personality is contextual or dynamic? Even Jung spoke out against the rigid categorisation.
Valuable? It's almost on the same level as "what GoT character are you most alike?"
>>78623380
>Oh, today I am xxxx, and tomorrow I am yxyx! WOW now I know so much about how I view myself
wanted to make this edition before the new hollander fucked the threads up
xNTx types are the pioneers of civilisation
whats the point of being so jaded about everything just kill yourself LMAO
>>78623418
You fat shit
intp here ama
>>78623395
*classifies you as a RUNT-type personality*
>>78623411
Yeah your personality can change over time. You don't seem interested in actually discussing this though so 'alri lad'
me rn ngl
>>78623301
>>78623327
Nice to visit not great to live here
>dark until 8:30am even in summer
>dusty and steep af
>close to Africa, thus many Africans
>tourist invasion June-September
>winter can get to minus 15 in hill villages (where I live)
>expensive property due to retirement people
>boring when you young
Lived here all my life and getting off soon, thank fuck
In a few weeks I'll be posting under a different flag lmao
>>78623198
http://yourbrexit.co.uk/news/disgrace-labour-mp-naz-shah-retweets-abused-girls-in-rotherham-need-to-shut-their-mouths/
"We’ll just sit back and wait for the mainstream media to start discussing this incident"
*starts waiting*
stop sending your former colonies to /balt/ you fucking britshits...
>>78623454
where are you going?
>>78623438
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NQqSnkI32A
>>78622817
my province has had both a football player premier and a football player lieutenant governor
football players are by far the most capable leaders
Listen lads.
Not being racist.
I don't have a racist bone in my body.
Please do not call me a racist for what I'm about to say.
Right.
But listen.
Not a fan of Islam.
Sorry lads.
>tfw I will never get too be a mum
>>78623501
tfw you missed your chance to be a dad
>>78623467
nonce
the wife(s)
>>78623535
all ugly
>>78623535
>>78623467
anime pedos arent allowed in this thread
>>78623573
STFU potatocunt
>>78623494
So what is it that makes you hate brown people?
decentralise the internet
urbit now
>>78623558
the power of Christ compels you
>>78623552
simply untrue
>>78623457
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4299167/corbyn-ally-shares-message-telling-rotherham-sex-abuse-victims-to-be-quiet-for-the-good-of-diversity/
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4813870/MP-shares-Twitter-post-telling-abuse-victims-shut-up.html
>>78623664
the madmen
funny to think she went on a tirade against the sun not too long ago too, hopefully this forces her to resign (but not likely)
Hello?
I CALLED IN SICK
FROM YOUR FFFUUNNEERRRRRRRAAALLL
>>78623717
mmh i'm trying to sleep. tell me in the morning~zz
>got back from work at 7pm
>was so tired I took a nap and fell asleep till half 1
>have to start getting ready for work in 5 hours
>will probably be back home from work around 7pm again
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
>>78623717
hello
business idea: travel at warp speed in every direction, a few thousand light years out, and create planetary-sized telescopes pointed towards the earth to watch what happened thousands of years ago
>>78623756
take this gay nerd shit to the science board
>>78623769
as a matter of fact i will
>>78623788
good riddance to bad rubbish
too tired after work to read the 'conomist anymore
having a career makes you so much dumber about everything besides that career
I used to workout, read books and the news constantly, and even socialize.
now i work and go home
Got jezza on the blower here lads bout to tell him about that mp
he'll sort it out
slags innit
>>78623818
jezza probably agrees with her
>>78623815
>>78623832
wonder how it'd be to be trapped in a room with them and unlimited amounts of alcohol
>>78623867
inb4 powerful
>>78623878
what do you do?
wish i was tech savvy
the only thing i'm even capable of doing to impress others is talking about politics and history, and even then i'm an amatuer pseud at that
>>78623832
why are upskirt shots of girls so fucking hot?
whenever i get a peep of some girls underwear on the bus or train i get insanely turned on
>>78623832
jfc
>>78622792
Helo LADS henLo you stupid lads
i'm out of weed and i'm desperate for some, poorfag student, next paycheck is in 2 weeks, pls help a lad out if 4 of you lads gibe 5 pounds each then i can afford some weed
dog bless help a brotha out
seen any good kino recently?
>girls think you're a quirky savant
>they get to know you and discover you're just an autistic faggot
>>78623830
1. How would you get to warp speed?
2. How would you maintain warp speed?
3. Don't we already know what happened?
Accretion disk in space clusters about to form solid ball. Ball grows more dust and rock and shit and becomes big. Suddenly hit by other planet, other planet becomes moon. Millions of years dead as fuck and atmosphere that doesn't allow life.
The evolutionary process (which actually would be interesting) wouldn't be picked up by your telescopes.
Overall I give your idea a 0/10.
>>78623893
service buses
>>78623886
that's basically what brit highschool/uni parties are like
>>78623938
yeah mate bet you definitely give off the impression of a savant ay
>>78623938
>gif
fuck off
>>78623941
pls give me money for weed
>>78623921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32vlOgN_3QQ
this.
>Invite a whole football team to a birthday party
>only two players turn up
Does being rich make you happy?
>>78623908
Wait 2 weeks then you can buy some yourself
>>78623944
wtf i love britain now
evening everyone
in the mood for a comfy night time thread ;)
>>78623972
fuck you greasy fuck
>>78623950
>tfw literally do
>tfw done this to many times
>>78623969
sounds like my 15th birthday party
>>78623962
you know how much a gram is here?
need all the cash i can get
i am being surveilled right now
>>78623940
>1/2
i'll leave that shit to nasa lmao they'll figure it out
>3
to some degree but the best we have is written records and they get extremely primitive after a couple thousand years, and we have to infer and speculate on all of the rest
like wouldn't you like to see a photo of the hanging gardens and footage of troy and shit
overall i give your rating of my idea a -10/Я
>>78623998
hahaha yeah still really believe you
>tfw someone hits you with one of those broad sweeping statements
>tfw it actually cuts deep
fuck
tried to read an economics book earlier and it was really complicated and I couldn't understand any of it
>>78624028
if you go on any website that doesn't end in .co.uk you are put on a list
>>78624004
I stopped inviting people to mine after I turned 16 even though I had friends
man i'm good looking and I'm still not happy
whatever
i think i might actually have the potential to be a serial killer and it's terrifying
>molested and abused at a young age
>severe head trauma at a young age
all the big names had these same things. I'm not a violent person, never even been in a fight and I don't really get angry. but if i imagine myself killing and doing bad things, i'm not sure if i would be too affected by it. I don't have the urge to do it, but if i was in that situation, i truly think i'd just blank out and let it happen. why am i like this
hate forerunners
>>78624080
lanklet
>>78624054
Don't run before you can walk.
Sometimes difficult things just require you to start from a step further back in order to understand them.
It's like reading a book from the noble prize winner of physics without knowing what an electron is. The fucker isn't going to explain shit to you that you should already know.
Complex shit just requires you to start from a more elementary root.
>>78624080
you'd be happy if you actually went to a gym and worked out/excised like most normal people
>>78624036
If you've got the slightest bit of charisma, there's a good chance normies will mistake your power level for brilliance. Would not have believed it myself just a few years ago.
>>78624092
*charges at you on all fours*
>78624080
Hmm how come I never see good looking men cry about women like you??? really makes me think
>>78624080
that's because you're not fulfilling your needs as a man
(to have an identity, something to do, something to challenge yourself, something you find purpose in, a wife, children and a home for you to provide for and protect)
>>78624108
>working out
>normal people
yeah, /fit/ isn't normal la'
>>78624054
just start with like beginner guides and shit. the only difference between one of those books is that they explain the same concepts in simple terms, whereas some books/authors go out of their way to make their intro stuff hard to read.
>>78624116
You fat shit
>>78624080
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
take this
>>78624097
this
start with das kapital
>>78624143
INTP nearly ENTP tho
>>78624111
would love to know the level of mental gymnastics you had to perform to claim you're charismatic, but previously mentioned that people realised you're an autistic faggot the moment they get to know you.
>>78624150
das kapital is literally unreadable
>>78624143
How about you take yourself of back to Syria, you raghead bastard?
>>78624124
agreed, finding uni too easy, not challenging me at all.
>>78624153
surprised. I'm solidly ENTP but you seem to engage in normie activities more than me. not to say I'm not a normie, I just don't go out much
>>78624162
u got me
>be a jap in korea
>embassy sent me an email to warn about the islam "celebration" day called sacrifice feast
is it really a religion of peace?
if yes, why do they """"warn"""" me for just a holiday?
>>78624127
you have to be a moron to not know excising is a vital part of living
>das kapital is literally unreadable
>>78624206
>you have to be a moron
You know who you are talking to right?
>>78624161
It's a lot easier to do it in a group of people v.s. 1-on-1 interaction.
>>78624184
i only get dragged into normie activities because of my decent looks
>>78624201
i thought they didn't have islam in le based nippon
>>78624165
*considers it*
seen any good anime recently ?
*overthrows the government*
>>78624080
same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PULdPep_xfs
think this music video is good why did they make another
>>78624221
as an introductory text probably but i'm not sure if he meant that context
>>78624248
>sexi gurl's
>>78624261
The animated life of Poleaboo
>I don’t listen, which is the best thing I do.
I'm too much of a brainlet to understand this quote
>I'm attractive
>I swear im tall and handsome
>Wahh she fucking ignored me again
>Fuck shes hooking up with another guy
Objectively attractive men don't act like you, literally no one believes you're even above average.
meme country
forcibly merged the security and cyberpunk generals on /g/ a few months ago and the runts are just now realizing that they're not actually the same topic
>>78624245
we have
and its increasing with the recent rapid influx of muslim south east asians
Porn and past oneitis-es have ruined women for me
NRx sounds insane until you're knee deep into the ideology and after that everything else that isn't NRx sounds insane.
>>78624221
too many people like you in the left rn.
you read that das kapital lad, I'm sure the working class will be able to relate to that.
>>78624325
fedora bait
will someone please acknowledge my post i'm fucking terrified i'm going to fall asleep and wake up and suddenly be the next dahmer
>>78624303
maybe you just learnt about our country through memes
>ywn live in a cyberpunk dystopia
>>78624351
maybe so but it's true
>>78624359
Just move to Beijing
>>78624354
I'm terrified that when I fall asleep that I'm going to die, and I actively fight the sensation of "dozing off" when I'm aware of it.
>>78624359
move to NYC
>>78624359
Just move to Milton Keynes
>>78624303
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/republican-george-faught-rape-incest-gods-will-oklahoma-house-representatives-lord-circumstances-a7645061.html
>>78624365
it's also true for christianity, but you won't see me reading fairy tales (the bible) and talking about sky fairies any time soon
just shaved my eyebrows off cos they're unbalanced
>>78624292
nah lad, the exact opposite happens now.
i was talking to a female who I met that night and she told some guy she met the night before to go away.
felt awful that she did that, i'd have hated to have been him. i could see he was a decent guy as well.
>>78624359
Coventry lad
chuuuuuuuuun+1/2
https://youtu.be/rog8ou-ZepE
post the virgin vs chad pictures they're funny
>wahh she fucking became friends with him on facebook!!! stupid cunt!!!
literal quotes by the tall ugly virgin
>>78624412
>>78624412
>>78624401
jesus how fucking insecure are you
>>78624292
>I'm attractive
>I swear im tall and handsome
>I'm going to let her come to me
>She'll see just how GOAT I am
>Wahh she fucking ignored me again
>Fuck shes hooking up with another guy
ftfy lad
Yank beers are shit
>>78624412
awful
went to five guys earlier today
>>78624412
got a modest collection now
dont save any i dont understand though
>>78624452
Some are
>>78624359
move to brixton
>>78624463
>modest
>>78624462
Did you get called racist?
>>78624431
>>78624433
I've seen some shite memes in my time but this chad vs virgin one is the worst of the lot.
I like trollface better than this meme.
TROLLFACE.
>>78624463
can you post one that's not been edited too much? i want to make one
>>78624452
*brings a 6 pack of Budweiser™ out*
You don't want a brewski bud!?
does Antifa have qts like the Alt Right does?
>>78624469
there was a thread yesterday, it had loads i didnt understand so i assume someone out there has a loads
>>78624492
not really.
>>78624471
nah just got my order and sat by the window and ate it
>>78624505
which sphere of leftism has the best girls
>>78624486
dunno, maybe this one?
>>78624492
>alt right
>qts
Le 6/10 blonde with black roots saying nigger face
>>78624533
left off a cliff
>>78624492
yeah
>>78624492
let me consult my qt machine
*various whirring noises and beeps*
*the grinding of gears stops and a piece of paper is eventually printed out*
yes
Why are Turks so retarded
>>78624464
Your face is shit
put a lot of effort into the characters but i don't know what to write
anyone else here ever filmed/taken photos of themselves to have a wank over?
is that normal?
>>78624584
just take an already existing one and change the words
>>78624544
there are some peng lasses in the movement
>>78624588
prefer not to say
no
>>78624601
her twin is hotter tbf
>>78624370
>>78624383
>>78624386
>>78624402
>>78624466
Can i shill for the megacorps and become Corporate security in these places and beat hippies ?
>>78624553
>>78624573
Is this girl aware that you have saved her pictures?
>>78624588
yh, got rather aroused looking back at the pics I sent my ex
don't think so
Slough
Hype aside, the early Beatles are unironically good.
redpill me on the big ben hysteria
>>78624651
ben won't bong
>>78624651
it's hysteric
i feel that's a good answer.
>>78624645
Top 5?
>>78624623
a lot of them are based around there, canary wharf is in tower hamlets actually so that might be a better shout
not directly
*looks around nervously*
niggers
>>78624645
literally all their songs sound the same
>>78624677
there's only 4 of them
>>78624693
>:O
>>78624544
i get to hear rorke opinions from someone i'd consider impregnating
it's a good system
>>78624693
>>78624677
Depends on my mood.
>>78624694
But they're the only ones who have that particular sound when you want it.
>>78624712
>ann coulter
>>78624712
>i get my opinions reinforced by a cynical 6/10 gril
jesus lad
you are worse than the normies
in case you missed/skimmed the earlier URL
why do americans have such a better sense of humour than us?
>>78624750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco
>>78624533
hard to generalise, i'd say normie party politics would have good looking females tho
>>78624742
has bigger balls than most of the Republican Party
>>78624746
based
>>78624764
cringe
>>78624745
>6/10
>>78624764
>ricky gervais
helle thornig schmidt
Madonna is a physical representation of feminism and how it has aged.
>>78624822
don't even need to hat him since he's already wearing one
>>78624812
6.5/10 then
>>78624776
latecomer here, why do you care about american political figures?
been reading this lads
>>78624831
grim
>>78624840
lauren's a 7/10
and marion an 8/10
the man pictured here cannot be measured by conventional charts
>>78624862
>been reading
mates, any tips on how to be a happy person?
>>78624890
well actually
*whispers*
been listening to the audio version of it
>>78624858
the West is just a name synonymous with the American Empire, and European states are vassals of this Empire.
the political machinations of America have consequences for the rest of the West as well, America does something and Europe soon follows. sometimes but not as often, the opposite way around.
We are in the declining days of this Empire though. American hegemony looks less certain as it grinds towards a stop domestically while other powers grow and expand their influence while having fairly stable regimes
>>78624905
Existentialism
>>78624905
why are you unhappy?
>>78624922
*tips*
>>78624905
Just be yourself
>>78624905
just stop being sad lol
>>78624936
nice argument lad
>>78624922
Lol that you think this
"He smells the sausage, uncle
>nice argument lad
>>78624947
>>78624965
nice argument you have
>>78624905
go make friends and be social
go get a gf too
>>78624905
Yeah dont get you abnormies problem
>go travel with mates
>meet cute foreign girls
>talk to girls at cafes
>go out with lads
>go to festivals
>go camping
>go hiking
>have sex
>fall in love
>have a party
>>78624905
drugs
>nice argument you have
>>78624888
june's pretty fine too
what leads you to class marion as alt-right?
>>78624993
>step 1: have friends
:/
>>78624905
non-ironically
https://tergar.org/meditation/why-meditate/
>>78625021
she once castrated a rabbi
No Time For Caution
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
h
>>78624993
my only friend likes to stay inside and play videogames all day and hates going out to festivals, clubs, pubs etc
>>78624922
It's frightening, isn't it?
>>78624975
You're not really asking anything. Youre just making really awkward statements
Everyone hates each other. Honestly they do. By everyone, I mean the people in charge. All of our economies are precariously perched on a strained tree branch And if any of the fat birds move to one side, all the others follow it. If another fat bird moves to the other side, all the other birds try desperately to stay on.
Thats what our world looks like, and will look like until
A) Environmental collapse
B) world wide economic collapse
Some of our countries are winners. The winners were determined after WW2.
>>78624746
he's not wrong
>>78625045
wish she'd do the same to me
preferably with a large, blunt object
can't wait till china and their disregard for democracy and rule of law are the ruling power in the world
>>78624764
that was a forceful laugh at 1:06
>>78625021
2bh bracho nejsem alt-right a proste nevim
I went by the picture here:
>>78624712
I guess Marion is only far-right and not alt-right?
>>78625101
i direct my question to >>78624712 or whoever made the pic then
2bh i have no idea about most of the left/right dichotomy so i couldn't tell you