/brit/

>>78620849
usa

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hullow

>>78620860
FOY

sucks

>>78620849
nah

>>78620869
imagine the 2017 graphics though, and not blatantly fake sharks

>>78620866
suck my knot

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anime

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>>78620865
mooslims

>>78620866
suck my knot

any sunburnt man in

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>>78620865

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>>78620888

any subhuman man in

mates, any tips on how to be a happy person?

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>>78620888

>>78620883
>>78620849
t. favourite films are fast & furious, taken and transformers. probably went to the cinema and watched the godzilla remake and thought it was good.

am i on the money?

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>>78620934
stop watching porn

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>>78620935

>>78620912
does the people linked to sam hyde try to look unkempt on purpose

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really like this documentary, wish more would watch it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymtnUDAOEWc

>>78620865
>>78620896
i wish he wasn't a racist, his videos are really comfy

why do chinks and pinoys go full 'we wuz' mode about test scores and IQ when really it's just Koreans that excel

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>>78620938
not sure I'm going to take this from a yank

>>78620957
because fuck you thats why

>>78620953
Fuck off Ahmed

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I DON'T WANT BREXIT

>>78620934
https://tergar.org/

>>78620957
whys ur mum such a fat cow

they should do a LOTR-universe television show

>>78620975
I voted for it

>>78620940
you seem worked up
a remake, maybe not now maybe a few years, would be sick

>>78620975
Move to europe mate it'll be like it never happened

>>78620934
just be yourself and happiness will follow

>>78620953
his 2014-2015 videos were kino

richard spencer the metrosexual racist vampire bit woes and gave him the curse though

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>>78620968

>>78620953
he wouldn't be who he was if he was a tree hugging multiculturalist
fuck off

>>78620984
nah

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>>78620968

>>78620972
t. Angelo Bautista of 1/72nd Chinese heritage

>>78620989
been myself for about 4 years now
get to shag on the reg but I'm more miserable now than i was before I think

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>>78621000
>>78620991

they should do a barrel roll

how come boys need to have the best of everything: big dick, rock hard pecs, chiseled jaw etc
but girls only need to have a vagina

>>78620935
Kev's bro looks like a fat(ter) Wayne Rooney

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Decided to call it an early night lads.

Me and the viennan chaps went to a club which was cool but cause im straight there really wasnt much there for me to do once we moved past the "chatting with your squad" phase into the "chatting up strangers" phase.

So I discreetly snuck out and am heading home.
am feeling quite happy though that might be the alcohol ahaha

xxxx

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>>78620991
Still not taking it from a yank

>>78621000
don't think I'll take it from a yank sympathiser either

got called unparliamentary in the provincial legislature lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzJDnG_EWGc

>>78621014
just keep being yourself, it's working

>>78620987
What's the point? It would just be some overly dramatic Nolan-esque horseshit with a ridiculous CGI shark and probably a black guy playing the Quint role. Jaws holds up perfectly well today.

What shall I do tomorrow?
It has to be a solo activity and involve minimal money

>>78621022
they don't
you're just a failure

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>>78621027

>>78621044
toil

>>78621025
sorry i mean im GAY, i am NOT straight

thankyou

>>78620934
b urself

>>78621044
Go for a walk around the park smokin a blunt

>>78621025
haha look at him go

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>>78621050
i'm sorry but i'm not taking it

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>>78620982

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>>78621069

>>78621033
it really isn't

>>78621044
your mum waheeyyyy

>>78621050
>tfw you do this in a japanese restaurant and the guy at the counter notices and he starts talking in japanese with the guy in the kitchen
enjoyed eating japanese spit

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>>78621079
you can't keep this up

got called a failure on /brit/

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>>78621092
i can try

really am the black sheep of my family

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my manager at work is 26 and i'm 27 and we were talking earlier and she mentioned she didn't want kids and so i asked her "will you be my mummy even though i'm older than you" jokingly and she winked at me and said "ok but just for you" and laughed. what does this mean?

told a failure what he is on /brit/

>>78621111
nice quints

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>>78621104
i can post more anime

>>78620849
>>78620987
Are you mentally ill, young or just a pleb?
You should be ashamed of yourself. Terrible idea.

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>>78621122

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>>78621122

>>78621111
found out after the fact the manager at my lifeguard place got fired from her highschool gym teacher assistantship for having sex with the students. she licked a piece of chocolate off my finger once and hugged me al ot

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>>78621125
>>78621127
afraid I'm going to have to stop as its time for me to go to sleep, still not taking it

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>>78621140
night

got called a woghead sambo in Greggs today

>>78621139
you fucking missed out there my lad

why is there no good rock music nowadays?

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>>78621140
good night

started being racist in greggs today

listening to *whispers* A..S...M...R

>>78621179
there is though although its true that rock is past its golden age

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what length do you prefer lads?

my gf is a 9 but i think i'm beginning to prefer 3 and 4 type length

>>78621165
she went on leave when her boyfriend got her pregnant and then fled the state
>>78621197
relax for a while asmr is the only one i listen to when i need to actually relax now

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>>78621140

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Rorke life

>>78621207
i rate 4 a lot 6 is nice too

>>78621207
9 in length but would like it to be thicker

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>A..S...M...R

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUqhqsfE0YQ

miss big dave so much just want him back feel like utter shit

>>78621225
amazing image

>>78621207
I'm a 1 - 4 person, but that's probably because i'm a bit gay

>>78621225
kek

>>78621212
is there anything hotter than women in positions of authority who are attractive or at least fuckable? i spent half my time at school wanking over 35 year old teachers

>>78621235
why does youtube ask this stuff? i've gotten these too

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>>78621207
type 4 with a messy, unkempt fringe like this

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>>78621225
this as well pls

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love socialism
love Britain
love patriotism

hate social inequality, simple as

Under a vast grey sky, on a vast and dusty plain without paths, without grass, without a nettle or a thistle, I met several men bent double as they walked. Each one of them carried on his back an enormous Chimera as heavy as a sack of flour or coal or the paraphernalia of a Roman infantryman. But the monstrous beast was no inanimate weight; on the contrary, it enveloped and oppressed the man with its elastic and powerful muscles; it clutched at the breast of its mount with two vast claws; and its fabulous head overhung the man’s forehead like one of those horrible helmets with which ancient warriors hoped to add to the terror of their enemy. I questioned one of these men and asked him where they were going like that. He replied that he did not know and that none of them knew, but that they were evidently going somewhere since they were driven by an invincible need to go on. A curious thing to note: none of these travelers seemed irritated by the ferocious beast hanging around his neck and glued to his back; one might have said that they considered it part of themselves. All these tired and serious faces showed not the least sign of despair; under the spleenful dome of the sky, their feet deep in the dust of the earth as desolate as the sky, they continued along with the resigned physiognomy of those who are condemned to hope forever. And the cortège passed by me and disappeared in the atmosphere of the horizon, where the rounded surface of the planet is concealed from the curiosity of the human gaze.

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>>78621197
*effects french accent*
ah
ess
em
airrr

Found the new gf lads
https://youtu.be/mngtcfcaVrI

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>>78621296

>>78621179
There is
What kind of rock do you like, lad?

>>78621264
do you have a giantess fetish by chance?

toosh

>>78621333
i like this kind of underground indie band called the arctic monkeys

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anime

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>>78621242
melancholic cameron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhyORjJ00Rk

*do-doo...do-doo...right.*

left bollock hurts quite a lot

>>78621355
never heard of them, bet they're shit

>>78621318
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gIpmx8L2nf
what you were looking for?

>>78621359
Haha

>>78621364
beautiful

i love harvesting youtube upvotes on the doctor of common sense's videos. you just channel your inner 'simple as' and get loads

>>78621364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7TDJEpQbA

DAVEWAVE

this is the worst thread I've seen in a long time

>>78621438
a loooong time

Brockhampton are putting out a new video soon, lads
Saturation 2 hype

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU86VPLan_Y

sick of being surrounded by idiots

>>78621390
n-nothing

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>>78621410

just realized the reviewbrah commenting on tims vids is a fake account. dont know why i thought it was real this whole time

>>78621364
>>78621434

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APFSsFBw6a0

>>78621492
wish they added that drawing pad to every board, great fun

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/04/21/ancient-stone-carvings-confirm-comet-struck-earth-10950bc-wiping/
So Graham Hancock was right. 11000 bc, comet hits and it coincides with the foundation of civilisation. Insane. How did some unqualified quack figure that out.

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yank

>>78621515
mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwmUOJR-GwA

>>78621438
you clearly werent here for the

'no it isn't
be quiet'

shitshow earlier

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me and the bf

>>78621475
No, it's the real account
Check the comments on this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4NSfeGcOjY

Went through seemingly haunted woodland today
Was very scary and unpleasant

Don't want to do that again

don't know why lauren southern agrees to be in videos with the considerably more peng brittany pettibone

>>78621536
Why is he using a computer?

>>78621477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9PSsE2AhI

>>78621542
what made it seem haunted

>>78621542
stop talking about it

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inna rave

>>78621542
read up on infrasound my nigga

>>78621554
that's me and i'm posting on /brit/

>>78621554
he's posting on /brit/

What do you call a family of pakis in a red car?
A bag of maltesers

How do you send a paki to space?
Press the red button on their forehead

>>78621364
>>78621434
>>78621477
>>78621556
such an obscure genre but i like it

>>78621575
>>78621577
:DDD

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me at the weekend haha x

>>78621515
btw that should be leng

>>78621559
Had been going through dense dark woodland for a while. Most of it was fine and quite nice. One segment of the walk just felt wrong. It felt horrible, strange noises, hallucinations, felt as if someone was watching

Strongest drug I've ever taken is paracetamol ahahaha

what do you call trevor mcdonald

a pint of Guinness with glasses on

What do you call 2 pakis in a white transit van?
Dave and Gazza, they're joiners.

>>78621526
Scientists have speculated for decades that a comet could be behind the sudden fall in temperature during a period known as the Younger Dryas. But recently the theory appeared to have been debunked by new dating of meteor craters in North America where the comet is thought to have struck.

However, when engineers studied animal carvings made on a pillar – known as the vulture stone – at Gobekli Tepe they discovered that the creatures were actually astronomical symbols which represented constellations and the comet.

+ from the telegraph
think it's bullshit

what do you call an arab flying a plane

9/11

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*splashes you*

>>78621606
leng is a big gun
that's a skeng

*gets any bright ideas*

>>78621526
that's actually incredible

>>78621620
>>78621542
collect fortitude my cowards

doing a sad think lads

https://youtube.com/?reload=7&rdm=2qtc9h180#/watch?v=n6OqLXvri3M

>>78621648
Fuck you man that shit is impossible to wash off

>>78621657
don't

>>78621648
Smells like pee....

I'd eat her ass and suck on her perfect nipples

>>78621329
kek cheers x

zoey

1tbs calpol straight down the gizzard

>>78621665
rest in peace

Don't know what infrasound is but I walked past an expensive large house once and there was some irritating but quiet whine being played in front of it

not sure if it was to deter thieves or what

Best GOT scene desu

https://youtu.be/W5_-ou6H7eg?t=58

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>>78621650

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>that's why we've decided not to keep you here for another hour
... hahaHAHAHAHA, oh thank you Mr. Noseberg Sir, I don't know if I could have kept my sanity, to be here another hour, hahahah
>but we've decided you need to come in Friday and Saturday next week, with endless options for overtime
>endless options for overtime
>endless options for overtime
>endless options for overtime

>endless options for overtime

>endless options for overtime

>>78621699
literally underage

>>78621699
you can't actually conciously hear infrasound, but your body picks up on it

its responsible for a prey-like sense of extreme panic and discomfort triggering the flight or fight reaction amongst other things

suppose i better go to bed. night lads.

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>>78621683

>>78621749
G'noiyt

>>78621749
sleep is for the weak and indentured

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greater london and me

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I'm panicking man jesus I can't deal with this man

ours is the fury

>>78621749
No don't leave!

>>78621703
lol

required reading for the thread: dyatlov pass incident

DYATLOV PASS INCIDENT

just want to be happy but I can't help feeling like that'll never happen. I'm sick of feeling ok for a week and wanting to die for the next 3, endless cycle.

this might be the year lads

what's this drawing shit
is it 4chan x

>>78621781
Lol she got drunk and fucked a dude and is now humble bragging on Snapchat that her fat ass was able to seduce some guy with low enough standards.

I hope she achieved what she set put to do.

>>78621814
Knew about this ages ago mate, seems like it could easily have just been an animal or a fight

doing a self-loath

>>78621858
ah yes nuclear animals

>>78621870
nuclear stuff is fake news

>>78621858
neither of these are possible

look deeper..

lefty paki
rorke paki
big paki
manlet paki
bomber paki
peaceful paki
nonce paki
tranny paki
still paki
still paki

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Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers!
I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me!
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship.
But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down!
But it is not this day!
This day we fight!
By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand! Men of the West!

now playing: an ending by Brian Eno

>>78621781
ah yes fat ugly bitches acting like the king

the plight of the 21st century

how come you brits didn't teach the indians how to poop in toilets

only cycled 35 miles today and my legs are aching wtf

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doing a poo

>>78621916
>only cycled 35 miles
fuck off

Thick McRunfast

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probably just stabbed himself

please explain the drawing shit

>use a public toilet
>someone doesn't lock their cubicle
>knock the door to check if anyone is in
>nigger starts getting angry and shouting about gays

hmm yes... kings... scientists and doctors yes hmm...

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gf is out of town lads...

>>78621935
huh

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>>78621909
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

good question

girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me sucking her toes while she was asleep

>>78621938
no sympathy for grown men who can;t defend themselves (which seems to be actually everyone these days)

if anyone tries to stab me, either he or I are going to die. feel free to fedora this you weaklings

>>78621970
how's the weed faggot

>>78621962
Greater London

>>78621986
>feel free to fedora this
would rather call you a batty instead

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>>78621951
my plans have finally come to fruition after a year of drawing low-quality fedoras

hey /brit/, think fast
*throws poo at you*

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>if anyone tries to stab me, either he or I are going to die.

>>78621927
Wow gay

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>>78622026
I always think fast

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>>78621986

>>78622026
*jumps and catches it with my mouth*
MUNCHIES FOR MANNY MUNCHIES FOR MANNY

can't believe there's no black Westerosi people in GoT
bit racist desu

>>78622020
I hate your work and I hate this gimmick

>someone calls me "reddit" for liking a film on /tv/
>quote them and call them a retard
>get a warning across all boards for "Being obsessed with Reddit"
Christ alive, /tv/ is easily the worst board on the site.

>>78622046
yeah

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walk out of ur car get stabbed "ha hah put them up rascal its a fight to the death" imagine thinking like this

>>78621998
was unironically London Waterloo station

>>78622077
How's the wine?

>>78622049
>>78622029
>>78622016
t. never been in a fight or even know how to punch

you may as well be white americans

>>78621814
Very interesting

>>78622071
reported

>>78622079
how come kurdistan army have so many cute girls? how can they stay cute while fighting in the desert?

wanna shag? x

>>78622104
have at ye, villanous knifeman!

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YES, YES, OH GOD, FUCK, FUCK, YES, ANON FUCK ME HARDER PLEASE, PLEASE, FUCK ANON OH GOD YESSS FUCK FUCK OH GOD

>>78622104
whatever you say, batty *shivs you*

>>78622116
Russian propaganda

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>>78622049
WAHEY SOMEONE POSTED THE WEBM I WAS LOOKING FOR

>>78622128
coward.

Mad how id be considered a normie by the standards of some people in here aha

>>78621986
he obviously defended himself else he would be dead rather than having a cut hand

>>78622151
not i

>>78622104
*takes you to the ground with my taekwondo*
*repeatedly smashes your skull into the pavement until it is naught but a fine paste*

>>78622142
but russia is behind assad? i thought it was only european leftist who supported kurdistan

>>78622151
*throws more poo at you*

>>78621870
The nuclear fact is interesting but not so high it accounts for deaths


>>78621879
Both are possible, you just don't want them to be

Do people actually carry knives on them outside of London?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVU139t9eyY&ab_channel=MLBChannel

hmmmm I wonder what her IQ is

oho, your thrust barely evaded my tender flesh, but prepare yourself for my riposte, for you will not be as fortunate, one feels

>>78622143
thats my webm dont you dare save it

>>78622178
Save a life
Bin that knife

>>78621938
whatcha doin' rabbi?

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>I hat your work and I hate this gimmick

going to expel some semen then time for slumber

>>78622184
absolute states

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>i spend time on my hats

>>78622178
My mate used to carry a meat cleaver in his pants sometimes, but i'm from Liverpool so that's to be expected

we chased some lads with it at night once, they proper shit themselves haha

>talking to gf about what'll happen after we break up
>ask her if she'll end up trying anal again with a future bf
>"probably not, I'll probably tell him that I tried it with you and I don't wanna do it again"

heh

>>78622178
Yes. I carry a knife.

>>78622243
you chased someone with a meat cleaver and they were scared
and that's somehow funny...?

>>78622264
fucing normie arsehole

>>78622264
So are you breaking up our what lad? That's not a normal couple conversation.

>>78622264
why would she tell the truth in this situation

Absolutely Hank Marvin

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>>78622264
should've choked the bitch out and told her that you are going to be together forever

>>78622243
Where in Liverpool? Don't know if I'm just sheltered but I'm 20 and have never known anyone to carry a knife.

>>78620849
>/brit/
>they should remake jaws edition
>Oi, that's a fish there, innit

dont you dare migrate

>>78620947
this is one of the most interesting pictures ive ever seen in my life, i cnat quite put my figner on it.. but its so good

>>78622243
dark hands typed this post

>>78622296
its only 250 post in nonce

i typically only masturbate when i take a shower for the easy clean up and because i dont want people knowing ive just jerked off. i don't have my own bedroom so 99% of the wanks ive ever had have been in the bathroom

now im beginning a new era in my life. the non-shower wank era. i want to be able to jerk off whenever i want the way God intended.

>>78622283
i was a little bastard when i was 15 tbf
i've been chased off with machetes and knives before so that evens things out i suppose

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>>78622296
Jesus lets not spam the board. Also, you didn't even put /brit/ in the OP

>>78622572
oh how the mighty have fallen

welcome to /brit/

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Left : half jap muggle
Right : pure anglo saxon maiden

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why do all of your colonies come to /balt/, /brit/?
pure cancer they are