How do I become a Spain?

sail around and look for gold

>>78620591
come back to the empire

>>78620591
Don't build the wall

>>78620890
he ask to be spain not mexico, i don't undersand somalian jokes

>>78620591
brown
catholic
short
hairy

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>>78620955
Taller than angl*s and the french.

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>>78620944
You don't get to bring manolos

>>78620591
be a neet

>>78620591
become an obnoxious youtube star

>>78625390
HHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY PERO QUE PASA CHAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEES

>>78620591
it might take some conquest, and a couple thousand years but here's where to start
http://www.wikihow.com/Start-Your-Own-Country
here you go friend

>>78620591
You need the equivalent of Ferdinand VII in power in order to destroy your global hegemony.

I think you are on the right tracks.

page 10 save rave

By international perception we are lazy and you would have to learn spanish, that's an incongruence from the very beggining

>>78620591
Spend ~800 years trying to conquer Portugal and then give up because owning it isn't worth the hassle

>>78620591
spain without portgul looks discusting

>>78627735
and then 80 years later, have an emerging power finally put the final nail in your coffin.

>>78631353
Yeah

>>78620591
Zoom in really close to your 4Chan flag.

IF I PULL OFF THAT BASQUE WILL YOU DIE

Join us, Trump we'll be our president

>>78634884
kek

>>78634979
It would be extremely painful