/brit/

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sophie

its part and parcel fool

>>78612142
rorke bastard

part in the parcel

Cunt
Nazis are LEFTISTS. Just because they're to the right of commies doesn't mean they left the leftside.
They've never and never shall be part of the RIGHT.

>>78612182
'd

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i can call you betty

and betty when you call me you can call me al

>>78612196
Tony Blair was to the right of the Nazis.

>>78612171
looks a bit fucking ugly here

Ugh...It was called National SOCIALISM

>>78612185
rotten simian

seems like even the people who hate islam only hate it so because they see islam as a threat to your faggy runt lifestyle

>>78611886
It quite literally broke when my gf (even lighter than me) got on it on the first night. There was a loud crack as she got on and when I rolled over the frame just snapped at both ends. No way I'm giving money to this stupid Italian NEET.

Can I just refuse to pay? Don't really know the legal ramifications

>>78612173

Rasheed

>>78612202
hehe

>>78612196
No they weren't, Rasheed. Saying it over and over again doesn't make it any more true.

>>78612171
Geeky! :3

>>78612259
fat cunts both of youse

>>78612182
'e

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>>78612281
woooooah

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gf sent me this via the Highwayman

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Looks like you're getting your own flags

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oy vey why don't you just have 50 kids rorke

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>>78612196

Based fellow Ben Shap listener

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badly need a gf

>>78612171
This but instead of her jumper it's my body

>>78612318
need a bluewhisper gf

>>78612325
>no Northern Ireland flag

brb gonna bomb a school

I won the lottery of life because I am me

>>78612297
Mate, I'm not even 11 stone

>>78612329
the predators spot their prey

just realised the last time i even touched a female was about six months ago

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>spread-collar sport shirts
>wearing undershirts with sport/dress shirts
>sweaters not made of merino wool
>skinny jeans
>synthetic leather anything
>levi's not made in america
>avant-garde fashion outside of artistic context
>side zippers on boots
>suede anything
>sunglasses that aren't dark aviators
>streetwear past the age of 20 (supreme, bape, etc.)
>cap-toe shoes/boots
>all-black
>music t-shirts if you aren't obsessed with the artist

the tinder match has replied lads

I repeat

the tinder match HAS replied

Imagine looking your anciestors in the eye who defeated muslims so their children could live and saying 'Yeah but we need to embrace their culture, those young white slags were asking for it desu'

>>78612393
good luck

>>78612379
grim

>>78612393
what did he say lad?

dig this funky post

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>>78612400

>>78612384
awful post

cannot fathom battering someone just because they look different lads

utterly bizarre

>>78612393
dont care

flat earth is real

>>78612345
Very attracted to this female

>>78612400
dont care 2bh

anyone else hate gays? not a rasheed just don't like em simple as

>>78612430
rorkes are brainless

imagine a slag looking her ancestor in the eye

how do you have safe sex?

>>78612384
*fly kicks you in my Saint Laurent jeans and boots*

nothing personnel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YEatC1v8Rs

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>>78612444
ikr

>>78612497
only bum lads, no pregnancy at all that way

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>>78612483
why did you post this

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ah yes.. dutch cuisine

>>78612476
not just the rorkes doing it though lad

never understood the appeal for asian women

>>78612519
she is not white

anyone got a webm/gif of Mourinho pretending to smoke a cigar?

Anyone else fascinated by how recent modern human civilisation is? Supposedly man has existed for at least a couple hundred thousand years, yet the oldest buildings are dated only a few thousand ago? It all seems bizarre

>>78612555
finnish

>>78612548
yes it is

>>78612557
>pretending

>>78612560
bastard Egyptians tore down all the classic Neanderthal architecture and replaced it with those brutalist pyramid eyesores

>>78612516
this cant seriously be funny to anyone over 13

>>78612552
horizontal vaginas are shallower so willylets pine for someone they can pleasure

>>78612626
moron

i am an anne frank in the attic of modernity and /brit/ is my diary

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>>78612552
moran

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>>78612542

>>78612698
>>78612698

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>It's another /brit/ is /shit/ episode.

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>>78612560
The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

>>78612736
yeah I'll pass on the word salad thanks mate just give me a pint instead will you

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>afua
Hmm wonder what part of Britain that comes from

>>78612697
Just ratted you to the nazis.

>>78612767
can't even begin to fathom the habitat of where they find these specimens

>>78612560
imagine evolving as a race for hundred thousand years then to just throw it away

mad ting

>>78612767
Why is he gurning

Joe Rogan

hallo fellow aryans

we got a hint zat juden might be hiding in zis zread

is zis of true??

best regards
Hans

>>78612788
sounds maori or polynesian

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>>78612788
london

>>78612807
Up North or the West country, lots of runts round those parts.

The oldest structure is 12 thousand years old-gobekli tepe. Homo sapiens is 200k years old. Something doesn't add up lads...

>>78612807
britian

>>78612697
Stehen Bleiben Jude!

>>78612788
good idea haha
replace it with a statue of Guillaume le Conquérant

>>78612788
Hirsch is a jewish name

>>78612876
probably been making things out of twigs most of that timme

Smoking joe rogans pineal gland

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took some cheese from the fridge and it went from pic related to some morbid white/light blue seafood smelling shit. i think it's out of date. had to throw it in the bin sadly

How are those rapes not even being solved?

If that happened in a medium sized city here.. yikes. The locals would find them and murder them if the police didn't act.

>>78612848
yes
get rid of him please

Hancock is a funny name

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>>78612840
he's just well angry because jezza keeps slating him

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>>78612876
>12 thousand years
cannot fathom humans building stuff that long ago

>>78612930
haha hand cock

>>78612930
cockburn (pronounced co-burn) is better because everyone pronounces it cock-burn and when written/typed it looks like cockbum

>>78612920
ummm cheese can't go bad you twat

Gayham Handcock haha

>>78612560
>Supposedly man has existed for at least a couple hundred thousand years, yet the oldest buildings are dated only a few thousand ago?
took a while to discover fire and develop agriculture and shit

The redpill doesn't have anything to do with modern history lads...it has to do with the prehistoric

>>78612788
robert e. lee didn't support slavery
lefties are fucking stupid and i hate them

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does anyone have the webm of this shot?

>>78612931
looks like joe camel

>>78612967
how come it smells bad and looks bad too you mong? while 2 weeks ago it didn't look like that at all

>>78612814
>facial hair and body hair is a sure sign of high testosterone

Never have a seen such a fine example of a high test individual than the one I see before me now

Hunting and gathering was humanity's first and most successful adaptation, occupying at least 90 percent of human history.[1]

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Did you follow Lei Feng's good example today /brit/?

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>>78612965
>(pronounced co-burn)

it is?

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>>78612997

>>78612997
this film really didn't age well

>>78613088
phwoooooooooooooooar

>>78612699
gook

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>>78612975
shoulda got off their backsides and got a job

LAX is the worst airport I've ever been to

Heathrow Terminal 5 is top tier

Should I leave my shitty startup job and go be a code monkey for some scientists?

Coding for scientists is SHIT but I wanna do science again and I could hop into embedded systems.

The startup I've been at 2 years and its depressing as fuck, I want to kill myself everyday, but we are starting to get customers. Could get big soon.

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TRAGEDY

>>78613102
comme ta mère

would have to say sesame oil is my favourite oil

>>78613076
yeah

didn't know either until i heard a bruce cockburn (canadian singer) song on the radio and they pronounced it co-burn

>>78612967
the fuck are you on about? mold can grow on cheese, easily

>>78613126
pedro

>>78612898
fuck off

>>78613154
grow up ^^

>>78613151
getting closer

>>78613154
des balles tiré

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gotta cop some of these

did you know: in america asians are discriminated against for being too smart, successful, and good at everything

>>78612975
Doesn't take 185k years

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>>78613088

>>78613181
alri, Richard Coeur de Lion then

>>78613209
says who

>>78613152
are boy, boogy, he needs our hlep

Realised I accidentally kept my work lanyard open for my commute home.

Cringing, I must have looked an utter autist.

>>78613151
hey i made this

>>78612997
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_zoom

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>>78613224
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fuck laws

>>78613205
hey i converted this

>>78613257
Alri David

>>78613152
don't

care

Dad's pissing me off again he is just a lost cause

gagging for a poo

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>>78613224

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>The communist party has lifted over a billion people out of poverty
>The conservative party has made it so more people than ever are relying on food banks

The Communist Party works hard for the people and strives to save China, what was the last thing the tories did for our country?

>>78613271
>>78613293
really need some more recognition around here lads youd be nothing without me

Is buying drugs at a festival actually that dangerous?

imagine being this angry at someone on the internet
kill yourself bro

weed should be legal, taxed and regulated in the UK. Thoughts?

>>78613331
idiot

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>>78613325
>gif
fuck off

reminder that you'll all be working for me one day

>>78613350
prefer not to say

>>78613350
not really, just don't buy it off mongs who don't look like they do drugs

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>The Communist Party works hard for the people and strives to save China, what was the last thing the tories did for our country?

>>78613361
dangerous and downright stupid

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cheeky bank holiday coming up

>>78613363
>this anti-china brainlet who got schooled the other day

hit me with your best shot

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Post yer first wank lads

Konnie was fit as fuck, could do without the other lass though

https://www.youtube.com/v/q6iPZqjlLiU

>>78613392
how is it dangerous?

>>78613350
avoid scousers and bald/chavvy looking cunts and you'll be reet

if you really want to settle things come to paris and act like a man but your little agressive posts are tiring

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janny you fucking cunt lay off

>>78613363
>responding

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>non-leafs will NEVER EVER get to experience nanaimo bars

sad!

>>78613367
shall we just convert all the little gifs we have in to webms then?

>>78613420
wanted to download Coach Carter off limewire, turned out it was a porn movie.

First time I'd ever seen a (relatively) HD porn movie, spent a good few months wanking to it

>>78613412
*spits on you*

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back from a 3 day ban lads

>>78613411
shall be working 13 hours on double time thank you very much

>>78613460
yes

>>78613453
had one earlier today

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>shall we just convert all the little gifs we have in to webms then?

>>78613489
prove it

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>>78613420
It was this exact image. I printed it out when my parents were out and I had my first wank

>>78613472
did you post your willy?

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janny and i go way back he wouldn't ban me

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business idea: prosecute potheads

>>78613453
are they nuts? if so, grim. you can keep them.

>>78613440
just be yourself bro

>>78613430
who are you talking to lad

>>78612560
for a long time it was a struggle just to survive
getting the hang of agriculture took thousands of years to perfect; there was no system of information storage to help people

>>78613331
they gave us a referendum on Europe that the working class wanted

>>78613460
dunno if you're being sarcastic, but yea

>>78613509
who

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>Charlie Brooker married her

Knobhead

i remember when people used to think i was the janny.

so I hear BASED stick man might get 10 years in prison

hmmm

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>for a long time it was a struggle just to survive
>getting the hang of agriculture took thousands of years to perfect; there was no system of information storage to help people

Anyone else remember the first time they pulled their foreskin all the way back? The feeling of the open air touching it for the first time. The feeling of both thrill and fear because you weren't sure if you should be pulling it back all the way

>>78613500
oh yeah sure ill just let you know next time i have a shit and show you ok?

fuck off

>>78613513
what was that shit he said about sex education being invented by commie hungarians or something

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>>78613504
no

>>78613531
the little hairy manlet from the south west who keeps harassing me

>>78613565
that's not a hat-worthy post you spastic

>>78613541
And Europe's gonna make an example out of you for anyone else who's thinking of leaving

the UK literally doesn't have a LEG to stand on in negotiations, they hold all the cards

>>78613523
no nuts, it's chocolate, custard, and a sort of wafer/cookie crumble layer at the bottom

>>78613547
Timea Bella and Petra Avoravok.

>>78613225
Me fucker

>>78613568
i pulled mine halfway down my shaft, panicked and gave myself phimosis

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>that's not a hat-worthy post you spastic

>>78613552
and became significantly less funny in the process

>>78613598
fucking cunt youre supposed to be on our side

>>78613616
thank you

the culture war isn't real

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>that's not a hat-worthy post you spastic

>>78613540
So what changed in the relatively recent period?

>>78613598
n-n-no
britain stronk

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>>78613617
who's your fucker? and what does he know?

>>78613598
dresden

>>78613596
I didn't realise you were talking to me
what did I do?

doing a read
https://espressostalinist.com/2012/01/11/new-albania-a-small-nation-a-great-contribution-part-ii-socialist-construction-in-albania/

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the 'partment

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>anxiety through the roof again
>thought I was done with this shit
>trying to fight it best I can
>worse than it has been in a long, long fucking time
>felt normal few weeks ago
>new girl at work
>white blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes
>so fucking beautiful
>always staring at me and going out of her way to try and speak with me
>always trying to buy me coffees and shit
>too much of an anxious mess to do anything about it
>so fucking lonely
>good looking people can't have anxiety/depression
>mfw

Not trying to brag or anything but there are so many fucking girls that I have had chances with and blew it because I'm some kind of autistic spacker and even now there are several nice girls that I work with who I'm sure I could get with if I wasn't such a mess but my head is just so fucker

I used to smoke a lot of weed and recently stopped so maybe that's why it has peaked, so I'm gonna give it a few weeks and then see my doctor if its no better and see what he says. If nothing changes after that I would honestly rather die than continue like this.

That or I'll just order a shit ton of benzos of the dark net. Fuck my fucking life so much

>>78613650
writing

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>>78613643
no problem

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>>that's not a hat-worthy post you spastic

>>78613598
except the fact we have a massive trade imbalance with them and buy far more than we sell to them? and the fact we're one of the largest contributors to the eu budget? and one of the strongest powers in europe with a globe leading financial system? don't open your mouth if you're so fucking retarded you have no idea what you're saying

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>>78610447
I'm more of a Tione man myself

>>78613571
he's right though, sex education was the brainchild of György Lukács, who aimed to eradicate Christian culture in Hungary

The dog's ill lads, my parents have taken her to the vet but I have to be up at 6 for work tomorrow so I've stayed home
feeling a bit down lads

>>78613684
you're acting like an obnoxious little twat who benefits from hiding behind his computer you have no pride you pussy

need to lick Anzu's face

business idea: give the blueprints for electricity to someone in the 16th century, come back to 2017 and see if we have flying cars

so apparently hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy is reddits favourite book
never read it

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LADS
http://news.sky.com/story/bradley-walsh-rumoured-to-play-doctor-who-sidekick-11000158

>>78613701
savin this for later to read in my bunk

>>78613723
Rorke stop it, your embarrassing yourself, lay off /pol/ for a while and read some reputable economic journals

shall be going to bed tout suite

>>78613753
already went through this this morning

>>78613701
I know it sounds like shit advice, but force yourself to ask her out. You can do it, and if it works out, your confidence will go through the roof, too. I barely have any anxiety when I have a girl

post something good ffs

>>78612552
Ngl lad I used to find all Asians bar JAV models gross

But just recently I've come down with pretty severe yellow fever for jungle asians

I've seen some pretty damn hot Vietnamese/Thai/Filipino girls. It's a shame that finding one with a decent body is rare, but my God, I would love to utterly destroy one.

There's just something about them that makes them uniquely appealing. Something about them being very foreign yet still able to enjoy sex just as much as we do.

>>78613741
disturbingly accurate desu

>>78613701
She probably has loads of men on the side

>>78613598
NOT how international trade with global economies works, you don't make "an example" out of a country when the welfare of half a billion people depends on it sweaty x

>On 26 July 2010, Huq married satirist Charlie Brooker at the Little White Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas after a nine-month relationship.
>children: Covey, born 23 March 2012,[63] and Huxley, born 28 February 2014.[65][66]

Fuck me normies move fast don't they?

>>78613764
well thought out rebuttal, moron

>Be pro-China, a nationalist totalitarian state
>also be pro-EU, a globalist union of neoliberalism and social leftism

getting the feeling this Aussie twat just hates democracy and hates the Anglosphere

>>78613738
I hope she's ok

>>78613701
calm down and go with it

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>>78613691
>The Espresso Stalinist

so when is brexit happening

need a girlfriend

>>78613723
yeah the EU has been very good to our country
Not sure what we'll do now though haha

Parisian lad is one of my favourite posters desu

I reckon he's slightly further left of radical centrism but still great in my book

>>78613815
Uu la laa what a lovely little dicky little ham waiting for a raccoon bitch hole ready to be licked;))) here with a bit of a dripping dripping shake me a fuck and dying I drank the jaw the jaw along such a kind of sexy cat in a little tuffed bunny bunny bitchy nipples in the soda like dunno rain ;;;)))) pant aah might of the sword I'm ready to penetrate to the beautiful little pussy what those between the legs of a gazelle found in the hot humid jungle valley of love;)))

>>78613810
thanks mate

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>>78613783

one citystate under Urbit with bitcoins and neocameralist patchwork for all

>>78613803
>you're wrong, here's why
>NO I'M RIGHT MORON xDDD

rorke please

>>78613795
You've already been cucked in to paying an exit bill after your gubmint said it wouldn't, you've already been cucked in to a soft brexit after saying you'll have a hard brexit

Your country is at the whim of the EU, and don't think they won't do it rorke

>>78613783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8W73zB4VMM
got you

modern day china is nat soc

>>78613873
explain to me how Urbit works, I know Moldbug's been working on it but i'm too much of a brainlet to know what the fuck it is

havent seen liverpool poster today
Good.

>>78613886
You didn't provide any rebuttal whatsoever besides "stop reading /pol/" you absolute drooling mongoloid

>>78613855
baffled that there exist people out there who are aroused by this

literally cant fathom how people can cum in their boxers at the prospect of having sex, without even being touched

find it quite hard to cum overall tbf

>>78613840
very finnish post

POOOOOOOOO!!!!

POOPY POO WEEWEE!!!!

>>78613895
yep. So is Israel.

>>78613768
Might just do that. My last day at work tomorrow and I hope she's working.

My anxiety is fucking me up big time and I know how much of a massive effect being with someone makes, or even just having sex.

I'm pretty fucking sure she would say yes too but its like there is some kind of invisible wall there, like a mental block and it drives me insane.

So THIS >>78613941 is the world famous British culture general...............

china is a revisionist dengist social imperialist state

>>78613941
buenos postas

>>78613819
more like nevexit lmao

the proles weren't meant to vote out, they were meant to vote in to stabilise the bloc, now we haven't done what we were meant to do they're all in a flap

china is a corporatist, nationalist and fascist state

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>dengist

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>be Conservative party
>need to win 2015 election
>looking like a hung Parliament
>need to shake off Liberals
>appeal to ukip voters by promising referendum
>don't want to leave, think it will be a landslide for remain
>win the election easily
>tfw when prime minister
>referendum comes round
>use it as a campaign rally
>all polls say 70/30 spilt for remain
>referendum comes in
>David Cameron resigns
> Labour Party collapses
>UKIP collapses
>appoint Theresa May now look unified
>Realise that we actually have to do Brexit
>people want a hard Brexit
>tfw don't want to leave
>come up with genius idea
>promise a hard Brexit and pretend to be a competent party
>with Labour dead have a %20 lead
>call a general election
>time to destroy my lead
>don't do any debates
>promise to regulate internet
>tax people with dementia
>remove social care policies
>fuck it let's kill some foxes
>polls closing by the day
>Election Day 2017
>conservatives only get 316 seats
>forced into a coalition that wants a soft Brexit
>"looks like the people want a soft Brexit"
>give a Brexit softer then a dying mans handshake

>>78613420
My first few dozen wanks were to my thoughts and I can't remember my first visual stimulus wank, though the models I've had the most wanks to are by far Denise Milani and Sophie Howard.

don't care much for china 2bh

made a devilishly good cup of tea

don't care much 2bh

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>>78613971
Good luck, hope it'll go well

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>>78614014
not
a
word

>>78613886
just wait until the German banks go under next year and take the euro with them

prepare your bumholes continentnonces

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Arise, ye who refuse to be slaves!

>>78614014
not. a. word.

>>78614061
>>78614061
>>78614061

>>78614025
they're quite interesting

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtKUEkyvPLw

love brother hao
love china
hate britain
hate australia

simple as, not a chink, just like china, simple as

>>78613933
This. It seems like some kind of superpower. If I could do that I'd get 5 wanks done a day

>>78614082
don't care

>>78613899
https://urbit.org/posts/overview/

>>78614088
lots of Chinese people like Britain though

I'm not entirely sure why

>>78613568
>That look of bewilderment as you discover the years of cum built up