/brit/ is a Chinese State-owned general edition
what song is this?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jdGPNdoxpt
>THE STORM COMES OR IS IT JUST ANOTHER SHOAH
oy vey
anime
HELP ME LADS WHAT SONG IS THIS
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sGBisHuJ6c
>>78609917
I would like to see the Chinese buy the 'chon and enforce strict surveillance and jannies crushing nonces, earlyposters and other assorted social miscreants with an iron fist
its all a law abiding 'chonner like me wants to see
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41011324
>people who want to kill all muslims are insane
>muslims who want to kill all westerners are terrorists
Comrades, unite!
got my dna test back lads xx
>>78609954
ah yes america
>>78609950
wank over arse
>>78609948
>>78609954
get that down ye big girl x
the gf
>>78609999
>gave capitalists £18 for the privilege of taking this picture
>>78609999
Special school class outing
>>78609977
think it's from a tv programme not a film desu
AAAAAAAA SOMEONE HELP I NEED TO KNOW
>>78609948
urm
>>78609948
https://youtu.be/lYNHjmnlZbA?t=212
>>78610006
>being blasian
grim
>>78609997
i bet if you met some actually mentally ill people you'd realise the difference.
is religion a mental illness? I think so
>posts a staged event from a conspiracy theorist commentator
who's the mentally ill conspiracy theorist now leftypol
>>78609999
this isnt far from where i live
>>78609997
>wanting to destroy an infection before it spreads even further is insane
hello rasheed
>>78610006
Excellent stuff there.
quite like the Chinese threads because i share the Chinese Communist Party's ideology- far right neotraditionalist ultra-capitalism.
>>78610011
dont you dare
let it go is an actual tune lads
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>78610077
my mate is schizophrenic, he has delusions about powerful forces outside of our understanding controlling all the events in the world and laying down strict guidelines on his behaviour
or is that the religious one...
is not watching anime a mental illness? I think so
>>78610088
yes religious people talk to an imaginary man in the sky just like tim talks to his bears
if that's not mental illness I don't know what is
>>78610079
its the only aspect of human existence where people blindly accept crazy delusions on 0 evidence.
oh dear
>it was all a false flag to make leftymongs look bad
hmm yes please do tell me more
>>78610118
this
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1sGBisHuJ6c
is an actual tune too
Do you perhaps, fine sir, know the name of it? *unzips dick*
im morally superior to god.
>>78610079
yes religious people talk to an imaginary man in the sky just like tim talks to his bears
if that's not mental illness I don't know what is
>TIL a Chinese father hired a 'hitman' to kill his son's character in online games so that he would stop playing games and get himself a job.
Need my parents to do this tbqh
>train is delaye by 20 mins
ah yes, the so called state owned business. Cannot fucking wait for the libertarian paradise that awaits ireland in the future
sick of this socialist hellhole desu
>>78610166
like all the jewish false flags since 9/11 (the one that started it all)?
>>78610166
See, another special school class outing
>>78610158
what's he referring to
also buzzfeed is trash
back to uni soon lads
waheyy!!
have a fetish for girls on the toilet but not for pissing or pooing
>>78610136
Sure, if you consider NOT being a nonce is a mental illness
FUCK DRUMPF
FUCK KKK
FUCK ICELAND
FUCK FASCIST USA
>>78610154
uh i have this book with tonnes of evidence??
>>78610180
doesn't exist bro
imagine living in a country where the trains are late
>>78610199
still havent got a flat sorted
Can anyone ID this track for me?
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1stDBwtk9WA
the weather man says it's going to thunderstorm tonight lads
>>78610220
what's wrong with iceland?
is it because it's white?
>>78610247
why arent you getting a house with your mates
>>78610238
ok, im morally suprior to the character named god in the bible
Just ordered these lads.
http://www.herringshoes.co.uk/herring/james_loafer/espresso-calf
>>78610149
TIGHTS!
I
G
H
T
S
!
>>78610154
political ideology fits this mold quite well
london
>>78610045
I found it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6Lzpz-Emhs
>>78610220
AH HEET ICELAAAAND
>>78610192
maybe ask your local student union or labour party? i'm sure they're well versed in jewish conspiracy theories
>>78610287
no that's not it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0
all rise for the anthem lads(those who don't will be imprisoned)
>>78610169
heard something similiar in a nightclub in Navan a while ago, now its gonna be stuck in my head all day ffs
>>78610271
copped a pair of these recently
lol
>>78610273
>>78610270
impossible since god decides morality
>>78610252
>>78610273
>>78610149
good lads
>>78610305
bizarre post
no idea what you're implying really
>>78610337
is this satire?
>>78610269
ugh you know how it is haha
big faff having to choose just a few of my mates to live with
can't live with them all haha
What the shit did she mean by this?
want this pro-china posting gimmick to continue for a few weeks because I'm going to China soon and want to shitpost under a Chinese flag
>>78610341
so slavery, genocide and human sacrifice are all moral? good to know.
>>78610341
how can something that doesn't exist decide anything?
>>78610378
If you don't know, you don't deserve to know
>>78610285
grim
any chance i can get money for shilling for china/russia/qatar online?
>>78610382
china blocks 4chan
>>78610391
you'll need a pass
>>78610378
>>78610382
4chan is blocked in china
>>78610353
t. mong
careful you don't dribble over your keyboard
>>78610382
you need a pass because captcha is google based and thats blocked in china
>>78610391
the bible doesn't permit slavery
>>78610212
just love anime
simple as
>>78610406
>>78610420
it isnt, read what i said here >>78610422
>>78610391
how are they immoral?
>>78610427
Need to see Bestia take yank cock
>>78610424
it depicts slavery which is exactly the same thing as arguing for it as far as my miniscule brain is concerned
>>78610220
elyse
>>78610424
goes into quite a lot of detail telling you how to enslave people actually.
just got done doing 30 mins on the exercise bike in the shed
can feel my cardio getting better week to week
>>78610406
>>78610420
it isn't you dumb twats, only captcha is
>>78610422
already know this
>>78610421
you realise by posting this you're admitting you don't actually have an argument
gg no re
>>78610448
well fair enough then
>>78610446
would you like to be enslaved, genocided or sacrificed?
>>78610440
all chinese IPs are blocked by 4chan
IT WAS NICE TO NICE TO KNOW YA
LET'S DO IT AGAIN
HOW WE DID IT IN A ONE NIGHT STAND
BOY I WANNA BE MORE THAN A FRIEND
TO YA
>>78610424
that's right, it condones it
for me, the biggest and most dangerous 'terrorist cell' operating in our nation is the political class
what's his end goal?
>>78610489
pass covers that as well
>>78610510
united ireland
>>78610489
they aren't
t. posted on the 'chon from the zhong'
>for me, the biggest and most dangerous 'terrorist cell' operating in our nation is the political class
don't hate us cos you ain't us.
>>78610510
Caliph of the great incel caliphate
ugly manlet i went to school with lives in china doing the teaching english thing and has a qt chinese gf
mad
>>78610409
where can i get the genocide pass? do priests sell them?
>>78610510
complete global yankturation
>>78610483
no but that doesn't make it immoral
if i was enslaved and then used to work and build for the good of society, it'd be slavery used in a productive and efficient way
if i was genocided because my genes were diluting the gene pool and my race was dragging the rest of society behind, that could be good for society
if i was sacrificed for the greater good, in the name of something greater, it'd be better for society.
wouldn't like it personally but that doesn't make it immoral
>>78610579
teaching English is like the runtiest thing you can do in China 2bh
>>78610378
"You have to eat them all the eggs"
>>78610617
babby realises absolute morality doesn't exist. well done!
>>78610624
it's easy and i want to live in china
what else should i do? they need english teachers and i speak english almost fluently
>>78610510
Alt right nation
>>78610378
>>78610624
before that he was working in tesco so it's probably a step up
alri aha x
we need to tear down the statues
Wait I don't get it, how can you teach english in china if you don't speak chinese?
does anyone have the pepe where he's sort of covering his mouth and has a look of distaste tinged with worry on his face
>>78610657
they changed the rules recently
to do it officially, you need to have a bachelors degree and TESOL qualifications
if you do it unofficially, expect shit pay and the PSB to be waiting for you at work every time you go
>>78610716
'need'?
>>78610727
you're not teaching chinese
>>78610746
yes
ALL OF THEM
>>78610727
you're not teaching 4 year olds who have just started school
you're teaching 7-12 year olds who already know some English
I'm completely apolitical when it comes to statues, I just want them all torn down regardless of what they are commemorating
>>78610736
I have a bachelors and am getting a CELTA after my masters
>>78610716
>Working class runt obsessed with yank politics but can't name his MP
Ah yes, quite.
>>78610775
first thing I would do is teach them to say hello not herro
>>78610728
she's showing her teeth more than smiling desü
>>78610336
Basic.
>>78610803
jeremy corbyn
>>78610791
fuck off leftie bender
new tim pc hacks video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bom9ViwsUDw
my phone just gave me a tornado warning in my area lads
told me to seek shelter immediately
>>78610791
pleb
the chelsea flowerhouse
>>78610727
>>78610810
they can do "l"s easily in the middle or start of words
they get taught to very early
they NEVER know how to pronounce them at the end of words or in consonant clusters
the chinese students at uni always say "miwk" for milk, "middo" for middle, "peepo" for people
love pints
love gfs
simple as
>>78610866
3rd world
>>78610800
then you can easily do it
the official route is far less runty, but be warned that if you come back to the UK and apply for a job here, long stints of teaching in China doesn't mean much to employers unless you teach in a good university or private school in a major city
/r/inceltears making fun of me again
Been chattin to a very Scottish birrud lads
Thoughts? I'm Southern English
>>78610866
Rest in pepperonis
>>78610866
stay safe x
hope i become famous and iconic enough to warrant a statue being made of me
would be a bit angry if antifa decided to pull me down in 50 years though
>>78610901
Howling at the incel that filmed this.
>>78610489
wrong you fucking new cunt >>78591073
>>78610906
I don't really mind I'd be looking at chinese urban development when i was there which is related to my career
>>78610901
Aw fuck there it is again
>>78610918
Is she a hun?
>>78610489
the captcha is the only problem. it's google so it's blocked
>>78610940
probably not an incel
Some call 999
>>78610957
Aye a wee one
>I want to live in China
>>78611004
hello, what's your emergency?
want an english gf but refuse to move to that mess of a country
>>78611004
they said hello whats your emergency
what shall i say back? quick btw they're getting impatient
just had sex
>>78611035
need a bf pronto
>>78611035
is google broken?
>>78611018
Drop her
>>78611094
kek'd
want to live in either:
>China
>Russia
>Japan
>Hong Kong
>Singapore
>Taiwan
>Hungary
>>78611094
google is a botnet
>>78611083
any good?
>>78611110
>either
you use that for two things you tit
have you prayed today, anon?
is murder legal under communism?
>>78611110
nonce shitholes but budapest is a peng city
>>78611122
like a willy
>>78611122
cba to keep typing "or" and you understood what i was saying
think on
>>78611159
you could have said "one of the following"
>>78611120
willy didnt fit in
>>78611172
fuck off nerd
gf just bluetoothed me this
shagged a bird from the club at the weekend and she asked me if it was in yet
>make a post
>someone angrily replies
>someone else angrily replies at the angry replier
>tfw someone is fighting my battles for me
quite baffled when this happens
>>78610940
>That creepy closeup
>No kiss from her
Def an incel
Oi classic Deano
https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/900059688007598080
>>78611230
shut the fuck up
couldn't tell an irish accent from a scottish accent to save myself
>>78611230
Feels nice tho, doesn't it? It makes me feel accepted and valued to some degree that I'm probably not.
>>78611234
or maybe it was just her friend?
>>78611230
I love it because it either means I'm right, or someone else has caught on to my jape and wants to continue it
>>78611104
Based Rodgers
business idea: go here and trip my bollocks off
>>78611234
who are you quoting?
Struggle to tell Geordie and Scottish apart
Had a teacher in secondary school and 6th form who I thought was Scottish for a good 6 years but it turned out they were Geordie
I'm Chinese, I grew up in the West, and I go back every few years (to Beijing).
It seems like Chinese people are less altruistic than Western people and they regularly try to take advantage of others. In China, I'm always told to never trust strangers (including cashiers, chefs, doctors, etc), since they'll try to take advantage of you. People seem slightly less considerate of others, e.g. cutting in line or not giving up bus seats to the elderly. Robbery and scams are also more common. For example, when I went shopping for a phone, I was told that most of the phones sold were bootleg. We had to contact a family friend to sell us a legitimate phone. If he didn't know us, he would've sold us a bootleg phone too.
Is there a cultural reason for this? Obviously, relative income is lower in China, so more people have to resort to scamming others in order to maintain a decent quality of life. However, it seems weird that a Communist country, which should value working together, has a population that antagonises each other so much.
>>78611376
We don't roll our Rs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AhGYo9TExU
>>78611230
love doing this
>>78611329
Through to the group stage
>Heather Heyer was a member of the Industrial Workers of the World and the Democratic Socialists of America.
>>78611260
how about you leave him the fuck alone yeah?
scousers truly have the gift of the gab
>>78611374
Myself, the only big bollocks having lad who matters.
>>78611388
china is not communist
>>78611429
>>78611417
other way round mate
>>78611429
rasheed
>>78611436
make me dickhead
>>78611485
t. butt fingered virgin
>>78611472
>Governed by the Communist Party of China,[18] it exercises jurisdiction over 22 provinces, five autonomous regions, four direct-controlled municipalities (Beijing, Tianjin, Shanghai, and Chongqing) and the Special Administrative Regions Hong Kong and Macau, also claiming sovereignty over Taiwan.
will drown vinay in a bathtub of bio oil if he doesn't stop messing me about
>>78611414
Did well Brenny, like how you gave them some hope. Classic chess tactics.
>>78611388
his might be related to the social capital. According to Fukuyama:
"In-group solidarity reduces the ability of group members to cooperate with outsiders, and often imposes negative externalities on the latter. For example, in the Chinese parts of East Asia and much of Latin America, social capital resides largely in families and a rather narrow circle of personal friends. It is difficult for people to trust those outside of these narrow circles.
Strangers fall into a different category than kin; a lower standard of moral behavior applies when one becomes, for example, a public officials. This provides cultural reinforcement for corruption: in such societies, one feels entitled to steal on behalf of one's family."
cold pizza is so dry
just been for a visit to the leftypol discord
post some eye bleach
>>78611485
Post reaks of virgin and alt right politics.
>>78611517
>it's named that so it must be communist
literally braindead. There is a massive private sector in china
paternity test for William and Harry
just careful
Spoke to a girl at the club the other night
>>78611543
fukuyama is a fukun hack lol
>>78611472
what's this then?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Party_of_China
>>78611517
australia's conservative party is called the liberal party
just a name you leftypol mong
>>78611580
>>78611517
>theres no private property in china
I'm a professional paramedic
Today there was a yank who had fallen and couldnt get up. After finally getting him up on his scooter, he asked me if I could do a check up on his health. I did as he complied and asked him to open his mouth and say oink
>>78611580
absolute retard
>>78611543
so why did this happen in china and not western europe. if anything you'd expect the reverse given family size is historically so much smaller in western europe than it was in asia or southern europe
new la fave bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV8eDU1ixrc
>tfw thunder outside
china is not communist
hitler was socialist
>Post reaks of virgin and alt right politics.
ah yes, the illiterate leftymong runtoid has graced us with his presence
>>78611601
weak
>>78611550
proposal: ushijima
>as soon as Mao died, people could run private businesses
>population, wages, gdp, and life expectancy boom
reckon i need a charli xcx gf
some nigger is chimping out and muh dicking over a white girl next to me
>>78611662
same
>>78611533
It was more a reminder to my lads that life isn't always perfect and we must learn from our defeats
Real communism has literally never been tried only extreme socialism has. You can make all the memes you want about this but it's literally true
>>78611695
it's actually true
*makes a meme about this*
>literally
>literally
yeah can't take this post seriously
China isn't really either, the economic base is more or less capitalist but there's massive amounts of state intervention at both the local and party level
>>78611651
mao laid the necessary preconditions for the rise of china
A queue of 12 year old syrian girls patiently waits for their asylum applications to be processed
*does a think*
Real libertarianism has literally never been tried only extreme capitalism has. You can make all the memes you want about this but it's literally true
>>78611729
oh so state capitalism? I don't recall any industry being commune owned in china
>>78611756
shan't
new order fucking suck
landlord is inspecitng my room tomorrow
problem is i have no clean duvet cover.
i came all and farted all over my current one but i havent been able to wash my back up one
what do lads. housemates are currently washing shit so i can't wash either.
>>78611729
this 2bh
china are radical centrists
hell, even their name in Mandarin (中国) literally means Middle Kingdom
cow island good meat
>>78611755
Can you prove they're not 12?
And no, you can't y=use medical tests to prove it because they're refugees and have been through enough trama
>>78611755
Reductio ad absurdum
>>78611756
>you realise now that china is behind the migrant crisis in europe
>>78611755
so many doctors and scientists!
>>78611782
god awful opinion
>>78611782
THIS
>>78611794
That's cos they're in the middle of my fucking fist and their fat fucking faces desu
>new order fucking suck
>>78611807
argumentum ad horseshoe slope man fallacy
Lads, some shithead on Airbnb is trying to take my shekels for a bed that collapsed when I stayed at his apartment. He's basically asking for £300 for a piece a wood that snapped under my paltry 70kg frame on this stupid bed that nearly injured me.
No evidence that I tampered with it or anything. If airbnb sides in his favour, can I just straight up refuse to pay or retract the payment via my bank? We aren't even from the same country.
>>78611782
I much prefer Joy Division but your opinion is shite all the same
Real Islam has never been tried
>>78611854
how many times have you used it before?
bet i could name like 100 logical fallicies
>>78611913
name 5
>>78611920
strawman
rorke
rasheed
errr
Xi China: State capitalism
Mao China: State socialism
Hitler 1920s: Third Position
Hitler 1930s: State capitalism
>>78611782
fuck off
>>78611883
she is grim
>>78611786
Just put it in the wash basket and fold your duvet on your bed as if you're changing the sheets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL_tzFPyVVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL_tzFPyVVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL_tzFPyVVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL_tzFPyVVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL_tzFPyVVk
>>78611854
cough up fatty
But what about the white men
>>78611854
fat cunt
music is just about fun, not about feeling very smart
to that end, i listen exclusively to bassline, grime and euromix
Real capitalism is just anarchism
>>78611958
literally who
>>78611994
whats all this then
>>78611802
fantastic post
>>78609954
more like braaaapppuccino amirite
>>78611997
Capitalism works at its best when its enforced by a strong government though.
>>78611979
>younger muslims are even more radicalised than older ones
interesting. so how's that integration going?
>>78611883
oh
that was you
hmmmm
dont use the word "dig" again
foy
hate it
>>78611990
might post a thread on /mu/ relating to this
not versed enough in their lingo for it not to be an obvious b8 thread though
>>78611883
nonce
>>78611979
what point are you making
gf infra-redded me this
>>78611979
>old farts hate radical islam
at 18, muslims should be made to have a 2 month trip to saudi arabia or tribal afghanistan and experience true islam
business idea: social liberalism combined with economic conservatism
>>78612046
muzzies are terrible, as are those who appease them and younger generations are even worse than older generations which indicates increasing segregation
tl;dr sheeds out
more like penislvania lmao
>>78612094
oh no they can't marry a non muslim and they hate gays
fuck off faggot
>>78611994
>>78612068
this but the other way round
>>78612115
fuck off fatty
>>78611886
It quite literally broke when my gf (even lighter than me) got on it on the first night. There was a loud crack as she got on and when I rolled over the frame just snapped at both ends.
spend all day thinking about muslims.
>>78612128
'nist
>>78612053
"Infra reds you that video of the horse fucking the woman"
>>78611979
>16-24
are lads
>>78612151
stop shagging fat birds and pay your debts
>>78611951
Alri rasheed
>>78612030
you'll never be a jive talking hep cat like me with that attitude