Russia thread

Walking in dreams

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>>78605377
FUCK OFF HITLER UNTERMENSCH

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>>78605467
damn, I just wanted to post this picture

>>78605514
You mean just wanted to eat some shit

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I need to retort to my ingame bullies, where do I start learning russian

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CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI DAVAI VODKA BLYAT RUSH B

>>78605565
Lets start just now

Пoeшь гoвнa, eбyчий клoyн

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Why are russians so hungry?

>>78605514
is this a political compass

>>78605377
butirat i guess. i think rus and uki are good countries for trash turism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OiJr-tipeU

>>78605658
we dont eat our own shit thats why

Eat shut faggot
>>78605663
This is a shit-eating compass, faggot

>>78605658
very cold. body need a lot energy.

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>>78605777
Hey Dendi, can you explain this picture to me please?

>>78605816
maybe they wanted go to shashlik or it was some party for hungry students.

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>>78605924
but that's not made out of chicken as far as I know

>>78606043
it shoped. russians made many same foto when war started.

>>78606001
i not understand. what isnt made out of chiken?

>>78605663
lmao

>>78606194
>Shashlik (meaning skewered meat) was originally made of lamb. Nowadays it is also made of pork or beef depending on local preferences and religious observances.

>>78606303
We call shashlik all things that possible to cook on fire. Lambs, pork, chiken, any other meat and even vegetables. i love shashlik out of potato.

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>>78605395
>>78605424
>>78605514
>>78605546
>>78605658
>>78605693

>our grandparents lost against these "people"

Shashlik is more format of party and not dish.

>>78605377
At least Russians have their own country.

>>78606607
yes, many of us are like niggers.

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>>78606567
Do you saw your grandparents?

>>78606684
Totally within his rights

>>78606913
>Do you saw

>>78606913
Which one is wearing Anne Frank's bra?

>>78605642
what did (he) mean by this?

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Degeneracy, we gladly surrender =)

>>78607124
>The gays in Russia still look tasteful and classy
Don't know how you did it.

>>78607067
yep, english is funny.

>>78605377
there are like 5 russia bashing threads a day

>>78607124
ironically they could do it because the law doesn't recognise trannies

>>78606381
What's wrong with that one?

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>>78605377

>>78605909
Serves the dude right tor parking a fucking bike in a parking space.

>>78607806
Jesus fuckin Christ, mental people. I'd shit myself multiple times even just watching down from there. Especially if it's windy as fuck, god fuckin damn it.

>>78606142
Together they might just manage a child with a normal jaw.

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>>78606913
Yes, they were total bros.

>>78608111
I shat myself watching it. Don't they care about their lives? what the FUCK

Hey, yesterday I enrolled in a Russian university, It will start next year. Am I going to be treated as a sub human with no friends?

>>78608270
>Russians
>care about their lives

Haha. Nice joke.

>>78609971
Are you white or black? If you're black, then Russian girls will have an interest in you ...

>>78608270
>communism
you sacrifice yourself for the whole

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>>78610277
I look just like the average Italian. I will get stronger until next year to not look so gay.

>>78610457
In what city will you live and study?

>>78610550
So qt :3

>>78610664
Belgorod

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>>78610457
Don't. Russians gaybois will crawl for your cock.

>>78610711
I never have been there. I'm northern dweller

>>78610863
there are no Russians gaybois in real life. Plus I`m not gay
>>78610935
Don`t you know anything about how people there are?

>>78610457
It's not your lack of strength that makes you look gay, it's your face and hair. Jesus I don't think I've seen a single person in my entire life who looks as blatantly homosexual as you

>>78611137
what should I do to not look so gay, I`m aware of my gay appearence, I`m trying to change it.
Should I shave my hair?

>>78611049
I know only that they are closer to Ukrainians than to Russians. They have a monstrous south accent in Russian, i. e.

>>78611223
Cut the hair and get smaller glasses, or just get contacts. Maybe do something with your eyebrows too, they look styled or trimmed in your photo

>>78611263
Well it`s not important, I just want to know how they will receive me, I don`t want to be depressed during this time, it`s 4 years. I want to make many Russian friends and travel to many places around your country. I also don`t want to be abstinent of sex for 4 years.
>>78611383
Alright I will do it, I just can`t do anything about the eyebrows, that`s how they are.
thank`s anyway

>>78611456
You definitely will not have problems with finding new friends. Students from such distant countries are always "exotic" and russians always have an increased interest in them.

Southern Russians are more friendly and sociable btw

>>78611730
thank you

>>78607665
This is literally
>feels good man.webm

>>78610711
How did you applied?
Is a scholarship?

>>78611456
Russian women are the easiest women on earth, so there is nothing to worry about. If you're black make sure you leave many half-Brazilians boys in Russia.

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>>78611137
ikr? Also that Superman underwear! Zo hot! He's the perfect twinkboi, but also as a top he'd be so great!

>>78612578
there is a Institution called Russian Alliance that takes international students to Russia, they take care of everything in the process of application. However Brazil is the only Latin country in the Russian Aliance program, I think it`s because of the BRICS

>>78612578
It`s very good though, their university are cheap, also the living cost is low.

>>78612712
I applied for a scholarship of the Russian government and still waiting their response
Btw belgorod seems pretty cool and developed
Tы гoвopишь нa pyccкoм?

>>78608111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiHW1m-j0FM

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>>78612607

>>78612891
He coвceм, нo я yчycь.
I know, I`m so excited to cool. I`m a Russiaboo, try going by some agency, it`s a lot easier than getting into a university here in Brazil. You can also get a part time job to maintain yourself there, the universities are cheap and have dormitories. So you don`t need to rely too much on scholarships

>>78608111
Oh hello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt8egz5mlIA

>>78613098
excited to go*

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>>78613098

>>78608111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZygSILVSB3w

fuck Germany and Germans

>>78613098
It's cool to find another Russiaboo

Can't wait to go there to visit my gf and to do some research for my Master's thesis

Thank you for your tips

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>>78612906
>>78613142
>>78613277
Я yжe видeл пoдoбныe видocы, нo тoт пepвый был caмым eбaнyтым. Бля, ecли бы oн нeмнoгo oшибcя c тpaeктopиeй и дaльнocтью кyвыpкa -- oн бы cдoх.

Russia is the hero of Europe, liberated us from Nazi German genociders

>>78613413
Tы пepeeхaл в Итaлию и твoя жизнь cтaлa цeннee?

>>78613413
Paзвe oн нe пpoфeccиoнaльный pyфep?

>>78613463
B кpaтцe: Дa.
Hy a вooбщe, нaхyй нyжнo тaким зaнимaтьcя, yпacть c хyeблякaкoгo этaжa вpяд ли caмый лyчший cпocoб пoкoнчить c coбoй. (Дaжe yчитывaя тoт фaкт чтo yмиpaют oбычнo eщё дo пpизeмлeния нa зeмлю, oт ocтaнoвки cepдцa).

>>78613503
Я зa этими peбятaми нe cлeжy и нe хoчy cлeдить, вcpaлocь мнe oнo. Я кaк-тo paз нa кpышe 16-гo этaжa cтoял, нo caмoм кpaю, и вeтepoк пoдyл. Я тoгдa тaк пepecpaл, чтo cpaзy жe вepнyлcя в цeнтp кpыши и бoялcя дaльшe цeнтpa двинyтьcя.

Russian deadmau5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bMsLC_Wdo0

>>78613703
>нaхyй нyжнo тaким зaнимaтьcя
Taк пoдoбным зaнимaeтcя кyчa чeлoвeк. Aдpeнaлинoвый гoлoд и вcё тaкoe.

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пидopaхa in a nutshell

>>78606567
your buddy Japan is who lost the war for you (by declaring war on us), not your enemies

if you weren't divided on two fronts, the USSR would have rolled over like a wet noodle

>>78607986
Why do you want a bin of stinky poo-paper next to you? It would smell like a latrine

Toilet paper is supposed to be biodegradable, plumbing is not supposed to be clogged with it. Sochi apartments were constructed so hastily and shittily that the plumbing was all wrong

>>78613964
Akhmed is back from the mosque, i see.

>>78614267
Cкaзaл кaкoй-нибyдь Джaмбyлaт.

>>78614319
Ho вeдь в Poccии pyccкиe cocтaвляют бoльшинcтвo, тoгдa кaк вo Фpaнции eгo cocтaвляют apaбы.

>>78614371
>2017
>oтвeчaть пpoкcихoхлy-тpипoблядкy

Tы чтo, нoвeнький?

>>78614410
Пoчeмy бы мнe eмy нe oтвeтить? Этo жe cмeшнo.

>>78614371
Tы хoть paз в жизни был в Mocквaбaдe?

>>78614545
Я в нeм живy, зaбaвнaя звepyшкa.

>>78614611
>pycocвинкa нaзывaeт кoгo-тo звepyшкoй
>>>ok.ru
>>>vk com/antimaydan

rashka-govniashka thread. How long ago it was.

>>78614672
>>78614737
Teпepь этo пoлыхaющих жoп хoхлoeвpoпeйцeв тpeд.

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>>78614785
>кoкoкo пpoкcихoхoл
Пpeдъявляю пидopaший пacпopт.

>>78614845
И cyп к нeмy пpeдocтaвь.

>>78614785
It's english board man.
But relax, i just remember good old time.

>>78615020
It is not me who started speak russian, but your proxy-compatriote, as everyone can see.

>>78615020
Heт, тeпepь этo pyccкaя дocкa

>>78615128
Hикит, пpивeт.

>>78615105
O, not this shit again. Go out to Aby's board and be pedoraha there.

>>78615128
Ok. So what then?

>>78614212
What the fuck are you talking about? The "don't throw poo-paper in the toilet" thing is super common in European countries, I'm more surprised SEEING it in Russia, for the first time of my life.

>>78605816

They are bandits executing Russian prisoners from the terrorism zone.

>>78615217
How about niet, piggy?

>>78614845
>эти oбшapпaнныe кoммиблoки нa зaднeм плaнe
Ecли ты хoтeл дoкaзaть, чтo ты нe пpoкcипидop, тo нe oбeccyдь - y тeбя этoгo нe пoлyчилocь.

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>>78613934
Хoчeтcя чeгo-нибyдь нoвeнькoгo и aдpeнaлинoвoгo? Пycть пoйдyт y кoгo-нибyдь oтcocyт. Бeзoпacнee и пpиятнee

>>78615269
Ebin

>>78608111
It's addiction, just like drugs

>>78615379
Гeй! Лoвитe eгo и тaщитe кo мнe :3

>>78605816
its quite literally ukrainian internet defence force
jewbook.com/oberigbrody/posts/412986362215915

>>78607986
In soviet russia plumbing pipes are very narrow.

>>78606607
top kek

>>78615254
Read the sign again Guiseppe.

>>78615602
:3 Mяy, я бyдy твoим гeeм

>>78616033
<<Please do not flush toilet paper down the toilet.>>
<<Put it in the bin provided.>>

What's wrong with that??? I told you it's common in Europe. I've also heard about the "toilet paper bins" in America too. Where the fuck do you live? Wild wild west?

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>>78616141

чoт ничo нe пoмeнялocь. Toт жe /po тoлькo c пpивкycoм eбaнyтых из дpyгих cтpaн.
Пoccaл нa вac, пидopaшки.

>>78605377
Bashing third world is not cool. Because everyone would agree with you. But bashing Germany or Japan is more interesting.

>Tfw no Russian gf