/brit/

lads

gents

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southampton is a shith-

want to start a new series
should i watch GLOW or White Gold

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>>78604463

>>78604506
dont know why this keeps getting posted

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Tim looking nice and moist today

on my lunch break

only 6 and a half more hours til i can go home

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>>78604463
i'm more of a jurassic coast man

What do Yanks call us limey? What does it mean?

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No one remembers when Mao Zedong had his people with almost total illiterateness, constant famines, life expectancy with less than 30 and practically with China as feudalist nation?

Oh, wait, thats the Chinese Empire, Mao is the one who fixed that...

>>78604475
Power

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>>78604540
t. Smithy the archbishop of banterbury

>>78604570
something to do with seamen and scurvy

drunk on half a bottle of voddy
feel so depresssed with my life right now even though I have a job, friend and get laid fairly often
I wish my ex would message me, I miss her so much

how does Tim actually get so greasy?

>>78604578
i am white

>>78604570
don't know. really poor quality insult

>>78604615
He literally covers his face in bio-oil everyday

>>78604570
Sailors used to put lime juice in their grog to ward off scurvy
You should take it as an homage to your seafaring heritage rather than an insult

>>78604615
its bio-oil

ex is an alcoholic mess so I haven't messaged him for a while

EVERY DAY ENDS WITH A TUMS FESTIVAL

Why didn't they accept Tim on the Xfactor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMhJIQ0LxLc

>>78604574
Fixed it by killing them all?

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really fires up the neurons

>>78604639
yeah but 'prick' usually follows after the word 'limey'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esSLZzzjMnI
imagine sticking to a dead party so doggedly. (most of the SDP created the lib-dems in a merger with the liberals)
fun fact: there's also a continuing liberal party.

The Alt right will win

>>78604675
communism isn't responsible for the famine, have you ever tried feeding over a billion people?

>>78604676
why is the universe purple

>>78604683
It's just banter man

>>78604659
I'm not really a mess though besides the alcoholism
I have a fully functioning life

>>78604710
God

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new mexie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk2T8BJoMIk

>>78604506
>England

https://www.rt.com/news/400467-barcelona-muslims-rally-terrorism/
Uhhhh rorkes have anything to say about this? Another instance where Muslims have taken a stand. But of course you'd ignore it

>>78604713
record yourself saying banter on vocaroo please

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>>78604770

need to determine if /brit/ is a normie general or not so:
how many different people have you had sex with?

>complaining about the police doing their job

Ah yes.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4812694/Stormzy-slams-Met-police-Notting-Hill-carnival-raids.html

>>78604770
doing an ignore

>>78604704
Nazism isn't responsible for the holocaust, have you ever tried transporting 6 million people in the middle of a war?

>>78604781
bAAntr

>>78604795
I have never seen a vagina

>>78604770
literally the least they can do. would be nice if they stopped them before they carried out hundreds of murders though.

>>78604810
rorke stop it, you're embarrassing yourself again

>>78604795
the willy has been in 1 (one) fanny

>>78604770
good Muslims are in the minority

colonialism was a net benefit

>>78604795
haven't kissed someone since i was 19

>>78604770
>Improvised placards reading "We are also victims," "Terrorism has no religion," "We are all Barcelona, not terrorism," were held by the crowd.
I know damage control when I see it.

>>78604804
>Some pointed out at that the heroin bust took place in Catford, south east London, while the carnival takes place on the other side of the city.
absolutely hooting at this

>>78604795
Two vaginas for me

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>>78604853

>>78604795
2

>>78604795
No idea, lost count.

how did racism become some kind of mortal sin?

can think of many things that are a lot worse than being a racist

>>78604795
2 people (6 times total)

need a new tv series to watch

>>78604804
Why are niggers so fucking dumb?

>>78604898
Do you mind? I'm eating.

>>78604909
well of course you would, you're a citizen of drumpf's amerikkka

>>78604804
so the police should...do nothing? how does that work stomzy you stupid cunt

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>>78604676
don't think people often take the time to appreciate how fucking absurdly massive the universe is

>>78604795
see>>78604819

>>78604804
They should go and catch other criminals. Not chase after numbers = "look at all the drugs that are going about! We need more money to tackle this"

a bottle of Bio Oil a day keeps the incessant banging away

orange hitler is NOT my president

>>78604937
shan't spend a fraction of a microsecond attempting to comprehend this drivel

>>78604959
yes he is lol

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>>78604954

>>78604858
i have no idea how old you are now so it doesn't mean much to me
>>78604906
big man in the building
>>78604912
3 a piece?

>>78604781
No thanks I hate my voice

>>78604950
>They should go and catch other criminals
Why?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFSW0id36FA

absolutely screaming

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rate my arse x

NHS said Tim isn't worldly enough to survive in America

>>78604980
21
kissed someone at my debs and haven't so much as texted a woman since then haha

>>78604909
it's wrong to judge people for things they can't control

it's okay to bully fat people for being fat
it's not okay to bully sambos for being black

>>78604937
probably because earth is the only important place

>>78604980
>3 a piece?
nah, 4 & 2

>>78604995
Who on this grey Island doesn't do drugs?

>haha nigger xDDDD

are you 10?

>>78604795
6 people, i am 20

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>>78604964
you couldn't even begin to fathom the size of a single one of these specks found within the constellation of Virgo alone
or how far away it is

>>78605024
you mean america

>>78605035
I dont need to get high I get high off life

>>78605052
hello nigger

new aiu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1-3pcIqkOU

>tim still doesn't use his guitar strap properly

really irks me

>>78605035
That's not answering the question

did the man punch the other man?

(practising my gimmick for Saturday)

>>78605014
>my debs
what it this
debutant's ball or summat?

so how long before Timothy James Byrne loses it in his rented flat in High Wickham

>>78605092
ye
basically prom

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>>78605063
>paddy
>acting racially superior to anyone

timo

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>>78605056
neither could you

How do I make loads of money when I get back to the UK lads? Got an English and linguistics degree

>>78605091
seen this several times before so it's not exactly 'your' gimmick is it mate

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>>78605151
that was my point

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Bum piano

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cr629yHzTM

minecraft is bigger than the universe

Denglehert Bjormf is not my president

>>78602746
who had the biggest cock in waterloo?

>>78605185
he should be left alone to play his piano under a bridge

>>78605185
can timbo actually play a piano lol

>>78605205
alri juarez

>>78605219
the film? me
the battle? my great[..] grandad

>>78605247
a little bit

>>78605058
Yeah same, but some people like getting even higher at an event. It's what people do.

>>78605203
So is your mum.

don't like faust

might get a job

nearly ready for bed

>>78605264
yeah high on life

Need a new meme ideology to espouse lads. Getting a bit bored of the ol' 'narcho-'pitalism

Chronic depression kicking in again lads, think I might try and walk it off.

>>78605364
walk it off a bridge

>>78605247
Judge for yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aYAp9SCI_A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXtOj8i897I

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>>78605389

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UK now, disgusting

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the manic gf

>>78605348
Plus drugs is even better is what I'm saying (alcohol is shit) the legality of something doesn't bother most people. It's getting caught that bothers most people.

>>78605421
these types should be hung for treason

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>>78605351
cornish nationalism

watching GLOW
turns out those leaks of brie were unnecessary

>>78605351
How about just keep your cockholster shut

>>78605389
good god
I would fucking HATE to be his neighbour

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/brit/ meetup?

>>78605444
hanged*

>>78605444
Trips of truth.

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>>78605463

I wonder if it's still possible to hop between politics and broadcasting like a few people seem to have done in the 80s and 90s, or if your past would always dog you in the social media age.

>>78605463
No he means they should be rewarded with large dicks

refugees welcome here
*spreads bum cheeks*

Why did Tim not apply for X factor/Britain's got talent this year? Its all he'd talk about last year

>>78605507
Disappearing emails innit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctVNhiME3Qk

>>78605507
he keeps on getting hacked
people are trying to ruin his life
once someone gets him to America life will be better

New tim video

uploaded a few mins ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJQaFZNpJNE

I've turned down sexual intercourse at least 10 times because I can't be bothered with the potential commitment and arguing I'd have to endure if / when she thought i wanted to be in a relationship

not sure if im autistic

Business Idea: Gain power of attorney over Tim and sell all of his guitars and piano and send him on a one way flight to the US

>>78605598
yes

>>78605576
hes got fatter

>>78605633
nhs needs to prescribe him exercise

>>78605507
its too risky with marcus hausen still at large

>>78605620
>>78605568
Imagine Tim being interviewed by border patrol to get a visa

>>78605633
the stomach is not a healthy shape
regardless of its size which is significant

>>78605677
He stopped putting Marcus in video description think hes forgotten about him though he may still have nightmares of him

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>>78605677

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>>78605633

Timo James Byrne

vogels

>>78605670
I wonder if pharmacists can do this

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when Mr fucking Bean is the voice of reason
get your fucking shit together, this is painful to watch m9s

>>78605752
Rowan Atkinson Literally has a genius tier IQ m8

Like 170 or something

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...

mr. timmy U. K.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_9CiNkkn4

>>78605790
>170
there's not much practical difference with IQs past 140

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tim seems obsessed with proving to people that he doesnt live on the moon now

interesting development

going to sleep
can I get a goodnight?

>>78605790
the first designer babies will in all likelihood be Bean babies

>>78605729
lol I wonder if he actually went to uni in America or does he compulsively lie too

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>>78605752

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timothy
come

┌(ㆆㆆ)ʃ

>>78605826
shut up dopey cunt

>>78605851
is the man retarded?

>>78605827
Does he have any friends or social contact outside of oxford health, going to shops and being rudely interrupted by neighbours bringing disgusting smelly curries?

>>78605836
I'll be up in a minute sweetie x

Got a tummy ache but feel no need to poo

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAH

How the fuck do people enjoy studying? It's so fucking dull and boring. How do people enjoy
/endure that shit?

>>78605851
at least his football IQ is reasonably high

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>>78605790
wonder what's the bear's IQ?

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/sep/13/corbyn-johnson-and-osborne-among-mps-hit-by-electoral-shakeup

>Jeremy Corbyn, George Osborne and Boris Johnson are among high-profile politicians who will see their seats redrawn in a dramatic shakeup of the country’s electoral map that will alter the constituencies of more than 500 MPs.

>Overall, Labour is worst hit by the shifting boundaries

heh

got a 83 iq

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>>78605844
he did a semester or maybe year at UCSB (go gauchos) as a part of an exchange program I think
he normally went to sterling

>>78605851
https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/899762084044472321

would you lick tims arsehole for 10k?

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>>78605799
DON'T MESS ME AROUND SUNSHINE

WANT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS SINSHINE

>>78605905
methamphetamines work pretty well for that

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>>78605931
>12 months old

alri rio do you want picking up in the morning pal

>>78605905
no one enjoy's studying, but they persevere because they've been told their whole lives that it'll get better just as long as they work hard

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>>78605799

>>78605949
The fucking state of tim

Looks like a scooby doo monster

>>78605980
pull the mask off and it's ribena all along

showed tim to a friend over the weekend. she said i was really weird for watching him and then sat watching him on her phone for about an hour.

Tim said he wants the people who keep ordering food to his house shot in the head, in his latest video. He's gonna snap.

>>78605977
DENTIST BTFO

>>78606005
Who's ordering him food? What kinda food?

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dreamign of the gypsie gf

>>78606003
this didn't happen

>>78606048
yeah... the planet!

>>78606044
literally did lad. she was on my youtube and saw him in all my recommended vids and asked who he was.

>>78606048
Too bad she's not all there in the head

>>78606063
dumb faust loving cunt

>>78606084
Stop fibbing. No one is impressed

>>78606048
so boring are her vids impossible to wank to i dare venture to say

>>78606044
this has happened to me

i'm a tim advocate and ngl everyone is like 'you're a fucking weirdo' then is immediately hooked

i think it's the safe ability to look into the life of a man who is clearly, absolutely bonkers that attracts people

certainly isnt the music

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Reminder reviewbrah is a timothy head

>>78606135
this didn't happen either

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Tim opening a letter sent by /brit/

https://youtu.be/SbP6QAD1ITg?t=447

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>>78606063
>>78606085
bit rude

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*gulp*

If a gay lad is proper in to me does that mean there is a chance that some females may also find me attractive?

>>78606180
Probably unless you have an unattractive personality

>>78606180
I'm gay and I exclusively target ugly runts

>>78606169
imagine her back pain

do you smoke?

>>78606180
gays are sex addicts. they'll fuck anything.

>>78606214
you smoke Malboros
I smoke cock

>>78606169
whats wrong with her face?

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business idea: copyrighted gimmicks

>>78606005
Its those Normie's in their Facebook tim group

>>78606239
probably from the noncing she got when her tits came in

>>78606180
gay guys fuck anything

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>>78606214
Yee. Want a hit?

>>78606239
looks like that lass that does the sport on bbc breakfast lul

>another sk poster
nope i cannot be doing with this no sir

>>78606209
it's ok most of the time she's probably lying on it
>>78606239
her gargantuan melons are probably pulling on her nerves or something idk ask a doctor

Did a 5km for the first time in a while
Feeling gooooooood

business idea: intangible property that is the result of creativity, such as patents, copyrights, etc.

>>78606283
went 5km up you're mothers puss m8

>>78606302
Uncalled for...

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/aug/22/toppling-statues-nelsons-column-should-be-next-slavery
>(((Hirsch)))
every fucking time
this is hilarious

raz shah (labour mp) liked and retweeted a twitter post from an owen jones parody account saying the victims of muslim paedos should shut their mouths for the good of diversity.

will we see leftist outrage over this? unlikely.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgWPe0lhYzc

choon

business idea: officially-issued legal tender generally consisting of notes and coin, and is the circulating medium of exchange as defined by a government

>>78606283
really? because when i run less than a mile im laid out for at least an hour afterwards, have severe leg pain for two days, and moderate pain with a slight limp for over a week

*clobbers you*

just dropped £200 on a bicycle lads

>>78606334
http://www.lbc.co.uk/radio/presenters/maajid-nawaz/maajid-destroys-guardian-columnists-suggestion-to/

thinking of breasts

business idea: be a girl with large chebs and have an easy life

>>78606272
on holiday m8

u the proxy slovak?

just dropped £400 on a quadcycle lads

>>78606339
CRUSH'D

best start saving my posts for the next thread

just sold a couple of shitty bikes to some gullible runts

haven't seen a 'missed signals' thread on askreddit for a while

>>78606337
christ

>>78606419
>on holiday
what's it like

just picked up £200 some berk dropped on a bicycle

>>78606359
That's because you post shit on here all day everyday and never leave the house

phwoarr lads
corrr lads
crikey lads

seen some bike bender pull to the side of the road to check his pockets, think he dropped his gay card lmao

There is literally nothing wrong with posting shit on here all day everyday and never leaving the house

>>78606359
fat prick

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>Two suspected members of Islamist group who carried out Catalonia attacks say Imam Abdelbaki Es Satty was instigator.

>>78606517
had to do stuff today and ruined my 5 day shitposting streak

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why are the squirrels stripping the bark off my tree

>>78606542
disgusting

>>78606457
bratislava is like a mini, dirt cheap, prague

I rate it. Food is good, everything is cheap, plenty to do and Vienna is like an hours drive away if you get bored

>>78606517
sure nerd lmao

have to go to the doctors tomorrow
dreading it

People with cars don't realise how lucky they are and don't take full advantage of it. You can literally drive anywhere you want anytime you want even Europe with the Euroferry. You could explore the world.
I'm a qualified driver just can't afford a car :(

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neighbor said he saw a mama bear and her two cubs in their yard last night

>>78606557
no it isn't
be quiet

>>78606517
But then you miss out on things like going to the pub with the lads and dancing all night at the clurb

>>78606579
bet you still go on about us having a few pussies that just happen to be venomous

if you were to move to another country, would you continue to post on /brit/ knowing that your flag would make you a target of incessant bantering?

asking for a friend

wanna be a comedian

reckon my shitpost archive links will be worth a lot in the future x

>https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6v46ge/wife_came_here_on_k1_visa_last_year_married_in/

ah yes, the "asian qt"

>>78606639
shut up yank twat

>>78606558
i hear it's a far cry from the rest of the cunt bit it would make sense with it being the capital
still interesting to think there's maybe not quite as much disparity as say london and the rest of the uk, but quite a lot, in other countries
except maybe SA where the entire place is a godless shithole

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>>78606639
My new flag would be British

>>78606639
it is you'are destiny

Just seen someine with the surname orange hahahahahahaha imagine that

>>78606728
orange believe it

>>78606728
>doxx people
:O

who's havin' a laugh then?

>>78606683
come home "white" man

Making the new lads

So don't bother

>>78606706
>>78606706
>>78606706
NEW

>>78606706
>>78606706
>>78606706
NEW

>>78606784
wahey!

https://sys.4chan.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=78606706&altc=1
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>>78606791
shameful

>>78606667
the fact that she as a Japanese woman was willing to leave her family in Japan is a major red flag, none of the good ones will do that and generally speaking you have to be willing to stay there if you want to wife one

business idea: become a comedian, but just bring out a laptop and a projector and show off memes to the audience for 90 minutes

>>78606804
(I wasn't actually making the new ;p)

>>78606850
hooted

>>78606667
>getting married after 2 or so months

literally his fault

>>78606714
don't want to be a /brit/ "personality" à la thailad

Ban anyone who starts a new before 300 posts.

>>78604463
dire waterfront development

behead those who insult the janny