depressed and suicidal but going to the doctor is for weak people edition
anime
>>78600853
no it isn't
be quiet
ANIME
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
>>78600873
yes it is
What kind of pansy goes to see a '''therapist'''
Real men are meant to hide their feelings
Got tim booked on the flight
me on the right
you on the left
>>78600926
no it isn't
be quiet
dreadful start to the thread
>>78600891
That says Jonathan not Tim
>>78600884
that would be O'Rourke*
choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMet09lW1a4
hate pedos
hate neets
indifferent about anime
hate anime pedoneets
>>78600853
what anime is this
>>78600944
no it isn't
be quiet
>>78600950
no it isn't
be quiet
>>78600954
pedo nonce one
Latest Burlington bar is a good one
why do so many animers happen to be pedoneets?
>>78600944
awful
you have fucking terrible taste
pedo nonce is contradictory
>>78600958
>replying no it isn't to a plural
fuck off paki
>>78600974
yes it is
please continue posting
>>78600974
no it isn't
be quiet
>>78600961
>pedo
foy
>>78600984
no its redundant dickhead
>>78601013
no it isn't
be quiet
>>78601013
no it isn't
be quiet
guess whose birthday it is today
>>78601020
>>78601022
>>78601035
samefag
>>78600983
no he doesn't
be quiet
does this australian twat think this is funny? or that it will become a gimmick?
>>78601041
no it isn't
be quiet
>>78601041
not yours
be quiet
>>78601051
no he doesn't
be quiet
>>78601089
not it isn't
be quiet
>>78601089
no it isn't
be quiet
>>78601089
not it's not
be quiet
once I get my shoes back from the cobbler I might visit the tailor and see about getting a pink shirt with the word BADMAN written on the back
>>78600926
which anime?
shhh
on the train
deleted my posts because i do not wish to incurs jannys wrath when he finally awakens
>>78601106
>the cobbler
alri get me a candle from the wax works on the way back too
>>78601111
quads the animated series
>no it isn't
>be quiet
>>78601129
unrionically started this gimmick to be banned
>>78601130
how else do you get your shoes repaired?
tedious underage welp
>>78601150
uhh this is MY gimmick. check the archives
>>78601154
buy new ones
stop talking
>>78601188
no it isn't
be quiet
good joke going around Chinese social media now
>>78601219
didn't even bother reading after the first word
>>78601238
something against chairmen?
>>78601243
I was molested by the chair setterupper in junior school
be quiet lads
don't talk
no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet no it isn't be quiet
>>78601219
kek
commies btfo
>>78601219
I don't get it.
going to do a piss
expect a reply by the time im back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mZGSFyayVc
>>78601219
what
>>78601219
cultural evolution in america wut. Is the joke that "us" is even more retarded than mao?
Ran an experiment on the proto gf on how long it takes her to respond to my messages after a certain amount of time after responding back to her.
My response time versus her response time
-----------------------------------
1-2 minutes: expected response in ~5 minutes
3-5 minutes: expected response in ~5-10 minutes
10 minutes: expected response in ~15-20 minutes
20 minutes: expected response in ~30-60 minutes
30+ minutes: no response expected until new message is sent
Conclusion
-----------------------------------
She generally responds by doubling the time it took for me to respond to her, rather annoying in hindsight.
Materials used
-----------------------------------
Phone
Bint
References cited
-----------------------------------
Me
>>78601335
no you don't
be quiet
quite a comfy read
http://www.macobo.com/essays/epdf/MURAKAMI,%20Haruki%20-%20Tony%20Takitani.pdf
>>78601304
China have become rapidly growing capitalistic imperialists with no problem with scarcity, while leftist cultural politics dominates America
>>78601300
>>78601304
i think it's saying how well """communism""" has done. the chinese hate anything that disparages their national pride, so something like this wouldn't become popular
>>78601189
>buy new ones
my shoes are very expensive and the leather has gotten to the point where its super comfy
also finding shoes my size here would be impossible
its hard enough to find shirts that fit
>>78601365
not even a glance
might start replying to people but only after twice the amount of time it took for them to reply to me
>>78601365
i dont see any citations
>>78601345
post this on /pol/, might get more traction there
alright
>>78601365
interesting results
alright
alright
alright
alright
anime
>>78601123
Piggy.
haha me too!
alright?
haha
alright?
hahaha i did it
>>78601425
>>78601437
>>78601445
>>78601457
>>78601470
terrible posts
>>78601478
good post
>>78601497
no it isn't
be quiet
>>78601365
big if true
so this... is the power... of leftypol...
whoa
alt-right
>>78601402
See (You) in 6 minutes.
alrit
reply to myself to inflate my (you) count
>>78601535
I'll give you £5,000,000 for a 3% stake
this is not ok
did a poo lads
>>78601553
no it isn't
be quiet
just discovered i'm part chuvash lads
2 FOR 1 DEAL
GIMME 1 (You)
GET 2 IN RETURN
THIS OFFER WILL LAST FOR THE NEXT 8 MINUTES
GET IT NOW
2 FOR 1 DEAL
>>78601513
what a bunch of mongs
>>78601569
describe it using a song name
>>78601569
FOAPD
(fuck off american pig dog)
>>78601379
amazed that at least one other person actually got it.
state of these other mongs
>>78601594
dont think this'll catch on
what are the fashion dos and don'ts if you have short legs?
what's your favorite bird?
mine is either the Cardinal or the White Ibis
special mention for the Kingfisher since I see them all the time now around my house because of the river
business proposal: nuke america
>>78601619
no it isn't
be quiet
bought a willy washer to wash my willy
>>78601618
dont: go out in public
>>78601611
Whoa lad, hang on, I'll have to get my supervisor. Dunno what we've got in stock...
DEAN? EH! DEAN? 'ERE MIKE, FETCH DEAN!
the sister thinks shes a genius cause an online iq test said so
>>78601607
dont think i asked your opinion did i sweetie :) xx
>>78601637
pics x
FOleftypol
(fuck off leftypol)
>>78601621
pretty sure that puts you on a watch list lad
>>78601621
how about no you chink bastard
VERY gimmick-laden thread
>>78601690
these are all my gimmicks
>>78601666
why not just FOLP
>>78601700
*gestures towards the archive* ahem, i think not..
>>78601700
theyre awful
>>78601666
FOS
(fuck off satan)
Finally a sensible pope
>>78601725
tu soy es un pendejo muchachos
>>78601611
Alright lad, 22 you wanted was it? You've had 2 already... You want 20 more:
>>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611 >>78601611
You want a bag for that?
reeee copper?
>>78601700
*does a hostile takeover of all your gimmicks*
I think I am a genius because I know so
just got a call from a number that was +224 country code which is apparently Guinea
I started the aright gimmick
>>78601219
dont get it
>>78601677
paddy white knighting for his colony, quelle surprise
>>78601753
dire gimmick
must be one of mine from the early days
has since been put to rest by the board of directors
>>78601768
no you didnt
>>78601741
*becomes a sedevacantist*
We had a teacher who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons. She used to stand at the front going, "NO BREATHING!" And you had the whole morning to get through. *aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh* *pah* The weak ones just used to keel over and die. You'd hear them going down behind you. *ker-poom* *ker-poom* *ker-poom* And there was always a whiny kid going, "Miss! Can I go out and do some breathing?" And she'd say, "No! You've got all playtime to do it in!" "Oh, go on Miss, oh, go on!" Do you know at the beginning of the week there were forty-eight kids in my class. At the end of the week there were only five of them left. Yeah. Did you know at the end of the day you'd be stepping over kids just to get out the room. Oh no! There's Melanie. That's a shame, she was really nice. There's Dave. Eheheh. Hard luck, Dave. Always knew you were a bit weak.
>>78601768
It was me, pick up hun need to chat x
>>78601582
despacito
just found my pet Buster has been sneaking use of the phone again
got 12 years for inside trading gimmicks lads
>>78601808
Reading this in Michael Rosen's voice
>>78601827
fuck off twat (FOT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bom9ViwsUDw
>>78601795
Urm yes I did sweaty
Yes sir?
>Sir do you mind steppin' outta the car and doin' a breath test.
>Look, you had two pints. You're over the limit, that's a twelve month ban and a criminal record!
>Ey, it's company policy. I've got to let you go.
>I know there's only twenty thousand on the clock, but that's my final offer!
>Oh that's just great, Matt! No license, no job! Now what?
So, what's it gonna be?"
>>78601843
There goes my appetite. Didn't even click on anything.
>>78601839
she's watching tv
>>78601792
>quelle
shut up bender
>>78601867
ooo patrick's got a face on has he
now dislike reviewbrah for making tim a normie gimmick
>>78601849
stop giving your number out to randomers then
>>78601741
business idea: dump all migrants in the state of Vatican
>>78601843
>yeah tell me about it
texting the vietnamese gf lads x
>faust is a bad band
>>78601881
dont care
>>78601741
NEED to throw the pope out of a window
>>78601843
feel bad for tim tbqh
>>78601930
who are you quoting
>i enjoy faust
>>78601843
why does he feel obligated to show what he's got on telly, etc?
is it just date-verification autism?
thoroughly dislike the sneed meme
>>78601970
he's mentally ill
the smartest young person in the world is a white american girl lads
>>78601970
yes
>>78601970
>why does a mentally ill person do x
hm i wonder
the Power and the Glory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKsL90gkbNY
>>78601970
>why does a mentally ill person do something silly and irrational
fresh tim
>>78601970
>why does a paranoid schizophrenic do X
hmm not sure sweaty
>>78601988
bet she can't build her own computer though
>>78601849
>100%
the virgin charge level
>>78602003
epic fail song
The so-called gf
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIGv23PvfMo
>>78601881
not his fault
>>78601930
good post
apparently I've been accepted into Leeds Beckett University for 6 months study exchange lads
>>78602061
I'd want to exchange you too
>>78602061
>Leeds Beckett
oh dear oh dear
>>78602069
Now THIS is as daring of a synthesis as I've ever scene.
anybody love me?
>>78601986
yeah i know, but there's gotta be some crazy reasoning behind it.
(or at least amusing hypotheses from edgy kids.)
>>78601998
>>78602017
>>78602010
crazy people can have crazy reasons for doing things.
if you ask "why is the crazy guy wearing a tinfoil hat" and he's already made it known he wears the hat to stop people hearing his thoughts, the answer is "he's crazy enough to think people are reading his thoughts" not "because he's mad. :^)"
so in essence my real question was "has he ever explained or hinted as towards why he does this, even if the reason will invariably be inane?"
>>78602092
no, it's a horrible, debilitating disease
>>78602102
too many words
be quiet
you know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me
>Leeds Beckett
>>78602107
nah he's just australian
MSM
Alt-media
"Nazis"
Antifa
CIA
Cointelpro
The banker elite
The only mongs who don't realise these are all secretly working for the same cabal are 99% of the general public, a few LARPing nazis and a whole mob of Antifa retards.
134
faust loving twat
your uni is shit if it's worse than huddersfield
dad is home lads
i bet be brought me some breakfast lol
why are all new timshots him walking around with just a pair of jocks on
I CIRCLED THE SIGN YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>78602150
this poster is woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZnkULuWFDg
fast and steady
thread is rather slow today
>>78602150
it's the jews isn't it?
>>78602150
brain just exploded
>>78602150
>99% of the general public are mongs
>not me though, I'm clever
>>78602150
Yuri Bezmenov is a meme.
He was sent to carry papers in India, he knew nothing about destabilising an advanced consumer society.
>>78602231
it's statistically possible
>>78602224
__ __ ____
__ _____
Ah, Reddit.
>talk to girl online
>seems fine
>go on a date
>she's got the biggest deep-bogan accent
Oh my god why is it so hot out
the gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfLa_FXJyzQ
A child dies of hunger every 15 seconds
it's a study exchange you plankton-tier runtoids the fucking hell do I care what level uni it is
I'll be top of the foodchain no matter where I go you spineliness isle monkeys, kissing girls of good breed with golden hair and ankles in the summer sun while you rats while be screaming into your pillows
>>78602244
what
the jews are working to destroy US and i am not liking it!!!!!!
>>78602233
OH YEAH CAN YOU PROVE THIS???
>>78602231
average IQ is 100
50% of people are double-digit
who /Mooy/ here?
>>78602244
no it isn't
be quiet
>>78602247
As if you don't see that kind of pathetic-posting on /brit/ every day
>>78600853
>>78602255
how hot
>>78602259
>kissing girls of good breed with golden hair and ankles
>in LEEDS
K E K
E
K
Punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU69VlwY9g8
life was a mistake
>>78602233
>he knew nothing about destabilising an advanced consumer society.
and you do?
a lot of what bezmenov said seems to be in line with how things are today
I'm going to take his word over yours
>>78602247
Jesus Christ there needs to be a professional runt heemer who deals with these people
>>78602231
My IQ is 155, which puts me well into the top 1%.
That's possibly how I'm able to recognise the glaring logical fallacy in your "argument" as argumentum ad populum.
>>78602257
Yeah but they're all black
>>78602289
The issue is not the posting but the reactions to it.
>>78602289
at least we do ironic humour to hide depression rather than talking about it like a faggot haha
>>78602311
>My IQ is 155
no it isn't
stop talking
>>78602297
>a lot of what bezmenov said seems to be in line with how things are today
A lot of what nostradamus said seems to be in line with how things are today if you spunk on the pages a few times.
>>78602311
no it isn't
be quiet
>>78602290
I don't know but just been outside and had an anxiety attack
>My IQ is 155, which puts me well into the top 1%.
>That's possibly how I'm able to recognise the glaring logical fallacy in your "argument" as argumentum ad populum.
just bought a cage for the pet ausrunt
>>78602321
wtf I love seconds now
killing myself as we speak lads
NOT gimmicking btw
>>78601749
sound
1 for every year ive been alive (minus 1 lol)
>>78602259
leeds is nice
I LOVE IT when JEWISH PEOPLE control OUR LIVES we put our money in jewish banks and the jewish bankers just say "yes don't worry i'll take care of it" lovely people really don't understand the heavy ANTISEMITISM going on here.....
Don't need to do an IQ test since I'm a radical centrist, thus my IQ is 150 at the bare minimum
>>78602321
>>78602353
good lad
>>78602291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGJ-M2U9VxQ
>>78602353
see you in hell
wholly expect to smash the head in of every /brit/ pipsqueak I meet in the UK
Amazing how first-world countries have eliminated 'starving to death' except in rare cases where the person is trapped or mentally ill
have an iq or 154 and i graduated salutatorian but i still got sour skittles stuck up on my nose when i was a kid and had to go to the emergency room
>>78602352
fatty
>>78602402
would come and smash your teeth in but i'd rather not enter leeds
if you even think about stepping foot in canterbury i will make it my mission that you leave canterbury in a wheelchair
>>78602384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF2h9IizqpE
yes the bitter outcasts with a high iq, such a classic case
couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery
>>78602406
no you don't
be quiet
>>78602403
it's because we're not niggers
>>78602353
take the french poster with you please
Glad I'm going to bed so I can avoid the 'be quiet' forced meme
>>78602402
will be looking for an ausrunt in the leeds area to molest
>>78602343
Pathetic ad hom. Disturbingly weak and predictable.
___________.___
[
-------------------
christcucks (specifically proddies) are the worst offenders for this refugees welcome bollocks
it's almost as if they're virtue signalling in the hope that young liberal types will like them for it. fully forgetting that young libtwats will never like Christianity no matter how hard they cuck
>>78602402
id like to see you fucking try would vaporise your jaw before you got within swinging distance
>>78602353
*upvotes*
all these tall, handsome lads with massive IQs, willies and bank balances sat posting on /brit/ in the middle of a weekday.
Makes you think.
"just b urself bro"
>>78602430
>canterbury
M E N T I O N E D
>>78602439
you got me it's actually 138
>>78602449
nighty night bruce *tucks your in*
>>78602476
im a stupid poor ugly runt with a weird willy
> 8000 children under the age of 5 are estimated to die of malnutrition every day.[
>(24*60*60)/8000 = 10.8
So it's up to a kid every 10.8 seconds, hmmmmmmmm
how many argies will I trigger with this post lads? >>78602489
making rancid farts think a poo is brewing
pu
wonk
Why are Catholics always such tedious blowhards
>>78602430
will happily make a weekend out of battering your head into a fine paste before smiting your whole bloodline Machivallean-esque
>>78602452
thanks I'll be the tall blonde with broad shoulders surrounded by fawning brit girls and likely your sister
>>78602508
brainlet
>>78602508
how many insects die every second?
>>78602403
or unemployed in some cases
https://youtu.be/SYslEzHbpus
>A man is in prison for this
No.78602522
no you won't, be quiet
>>78602481
absolute hovel isnt it
witnessed this fat sweaty trio in jap schoolgirl outfits walk into the 'asian' restaurant a few doors down from jessops
>>78602508
wouldn't happen if we stopped trying to help africans
>>78602555
6.02^10x23
>>78602521
natural consequence of belonging to a church that prides itself in centuries of tradition, opulence, culture, hierarchy and history
just think lads in 6 months I'll be spitting in the mouth of Brit girls while they imagine telling their friends they slept with an handsome Australian boy
unreal thought that and I'd be fucked if I leave the country without culling a few /brit/posters before i go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM6_Q3X5ngk
what a cute
>>78602592
wanna meet up
what's the difference between ET and a refugee?
ET learned english and wanted to go home
>>78602508
well that solves the overpopulation problem i suppose
>>78602582
Thanks for making my case for me I suppose
>>78602582
and then shits it all away
>>78602612
delete this vile post right now
>>78602580
avagadro's number
us nerds HUH??? XXDDDD
>>78602612
one's a movie innit
>>78602612
racists not allowed in brit
Full Faced Semen Assault: Australia Soldier Lands In Leeds To Capture Town Girls And Remove Savages (Full Colour)
For those who are still unaware:
/brit/ is a rorke general.
>>78602626
avagadro's CONSTANT grandada xdddddd
>>78602642
wrong
>>78602626
bet you had to duckduckgogo that you runt
new Norm is out
>>78602343
someone post the midge message
>>78602563
Don't they have to now arrest John Cleese for his nazi salute in Fawlty Towers? And I guess Mel Brooks can't come here now, not after The Producers.
This shit just lets the public know we're being ruled by tyrants.
>>78602666
USA: Ugly Stupid Arses
aha
>racists not allo-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QfHhFlTUN8
>>78602619
it's the fault of Catholics themselves tbqh. They enabled the degeneration and corruption of the institution rather than combating against it head-on.
Homosexuals make up for 3% of the population but male up for the 70%+ range in high Vatican roles. This didn't happen overnight, Catholics need to fix their Church.
>>78602608
yeah do you have a throwaway email
if not i'll /brit/post regularly seeking to fight/befriend the locals
>>78602687
haha yes
>>78602612
sick of searing that "im not just a pretty girl song"
>>78602691
*colonises BURMA (not myanmar fuck off u fkn brown chinese)*
just finished of a tiramisu and a nice cool glass of spring water
r/Scotland is active
r/Wales is active
r/northernireland is active
r/England is empty LOL
>>78602724
some days im poor some days im rich
some days im nice somedays i can be a bitch
positively guffawing at the memory of some cunt yelling 'pepe' at Hillary's Alt Right speech
*clutches my round tummy and laughs heartily*
quite the... quite the days they were yes hmmm
>>78602712
gp
fuck