lol

If you drive 16 hours a day without stopping at all, no traffic, this would take 6 days

my end goal for bicycle touring.
I'd go through washington-oregon-cali-arizona-new mexico though.

maybe one day senpai, before I die.

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>>78600565
Are you even trying

>>78600846

florida and alaska are part of the same country

>>78600846
Ah yeah right, but in that case I could do France-New Caledonia since it's the same country
I would never be able to drive there tho

Also is the Pan-American highway system complete ? I've heard there was still a gap somewhere in central America or something

>>78600996
Meant for (You) >>78600890

Also I tried an itinerary from Cape Town to Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky but doesn't work by car apparently

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" I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run "

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>>78600565
>>78600846
Didn't realise it's amature hour in here lads

>tfw no fully automated self-driving rv to take me on an endless road trip around the usa

>>78601292
>amature hour

Learn fucking English

>>78601388
British English faggot

>>78600565
how many hours would be added if a bridge was built from Key West to Puerto Rico?

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>>78601292
Best I can do without Corsica is this

>>78601369
>tfw no fully automated assault rifle to endlessly remove kebab around the uk

get your butterknoife loicense

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had to walk to school like this

>>78600996
no way through the darien in panama
jungle with drug smugglers and colombian paramilitaries

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>>78601463
try harder nerd

>>78601542

>ferry

GTFO

>>78601575
I suspected something like this but I couldn't be arsed so I just searched for the northermost and southernmost cities
Saved your pics for future use now

usa big

>>78600890

Yeah but you're driving through Canada you colossal cock faggot

>>78601710

I guess I should've taken the road that goes through the Pacific Ocean, dipshit

>>78601575
You can still go slightly further west

>>78601875
wtf is that dead end to the south m8, that doesn't count

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>>78601776
you should have

>>78601979
That goes through Canada

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So smoll gibe clay

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>>78601942
Tapachula - Chiapas
its not a dead end

>>78602014
google doesn't know dutch harbour-ketchikan-bellingham is a route that doesn't enter canada

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fucking amateurs

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>tfw it's almost close to call of Britain

>>78600846
There were some Zenit supporterts who went from St. Petersburg to Vladivostok by car to watch Zenit match against Luch-Energija. They arrived in Vladivostok, but the car has broke. Zenit got realized on this trip and gave them a new car.

>>78602201
I wanted to post Paris - New Caledonia but google can't even find a flight even though some exists, but anyway I think it'd be longer than Netherlands-Aruba

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fug lads :DDDDDDDDDDD

>>78602375
>Somerset
Hmmmm

>>78602332
true. its big enough to hold an airport though. i mean, why dont you use that island for agriculture and natural recourses? Im sure its filled with recourses

>>78602375
lmao at having to go that far out of the way

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a challenger appears

>>78602738
298 hours??? Why?

gotta open maps on my laptop and show y'all real shit

>>78602876
shitty infrastructure, rough terrain, inability to make bridges, driving on dirt roads on top of a mountain side that could collapse anytime.
de-colonization was a mistake.

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>>78602966
I'll do it for you mate

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>>78602966

you can't beat indonesia bruh

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>>78603026

>>78603099

lel

nevermind, it can't build the route

>>78603099
if russia were to be ancap then there would be a road there. i promise you

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are you even trying?

>>78602338
>Smalltugal

>>78603026
thanks, ivan
my maps are retarded for some reason

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Fug can only go through argentina

>>78602966
(too lazy to make a screencap and open int on laptop)
i used "measure the distance" item since NO ROADZ
> 8 921.9 km (5 543.8 miles)

>>78603171
Apparently, Russian far east is truly the Ancapistan. Nobody gives a damn about what are you doing there, you can even build a village and live in the woods without any permissions from the government.

>>78603299
Do people often travel from south to north and vice versa?

How different is the climate in south from north and vice versa?

>>78603299
you're a long boy, don't your country have enough roads?

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>>78603386
forgot the pic fuc

>>78603433
they're also 90% mountains in a seismically active area

>>78603414
i'm sure you can hide a body somewhere here and nobody is even going to look for the lost person.
ive jusr taken the red pill, instead of s*viet artificial Jewish autonomus oblast, let's establish The Independent Non-state Of Libertarian Ancapistan somewhere a few hundreds km away from the nearest human settlement

>>78603469

that would be cool adventure

>>78603414
Lol, I remember that 1 dude tried to evade draft there for ~10 years

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What exactly is everyone trying to prove ITT?

>>78603633
Who has the shittiest directions

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>>78603197
I never knew Syracuse was an Italian city

>>78603587
there is a train Kaliningrad - Vladivostok, the entire route takes more than a solid week (usually 7.5 days) and some people say that knowing the quality of our trains and the type of people who can be your fellow travellers, it can be used as a torture, kek

>>78603677
Its ancient greek
Its kind of like new orleans is french and la spanish

>>78603422
>Do people often travel from south to north and vice versa?
Yes, since it's pretty common to travel between regions for vacations, especially for the people of the capital (Santiago)


>How different is the climate in south from north and vice versa?

The north its very dry in summer and cold in winter but it also has humid winds from coastal areas. The south has a lot more vegetation in comparison and it also rains a lot. Also to note that southern chile has more european descent because of german and croatian colonizers

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Check em

>>78603633
that sv*rige is inferior

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>tfw everything is close

>>78603433
We have a long ass highway from north to chiloe but then it gets messy because of the archipielago and climate

>>78603783
cool
i wish i could move to some small european cunt

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WE WUZ

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>>78600565
At less i don't have to enter in Canada to cross my country.

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>>78603738
>The north is cold in winter

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Don't think I can find a longer one outside of a couple km maybe

>>78603858

At least I don't have to enter Br*zil ever in my life

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>>78601292
Holy lul Britian is small

>>78603842
>Longtugal

>>78603945
DAS RITE!

>>78603863
I said it mostly for Coquimbo since i travel to Illapel a lot. I'm not sure of the rest since i've only went to La Serena once but i thought it had a mild desert climate.

>>78603783
is there anything in south east belgium?

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:)

>>78604046
anything thats not dutch influenced is not worth mentioning

>>78603931
n-no u

>>78603931
n-no u

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/thread

>>78603783
It's a good thing.

>>78603677
now this is an aesthetically pleasing road map. I bet the scenery is too

>>78604046
Nothing worth mentioning.

>>78603863
Their northeast is a dry desert, especially around the mountains, and like every desert gets cold at night. That city is coastal, and the ocean normalizes temperatures. This is highschool geography mang

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>>78600565

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are you even trying

>>78604408
Persia strong

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>can't even drive across the country without entering into neigbouring states
feels bad man

>>78603858
thank god.

>>78604444
that looks like some drunk finn tried to get home but got a bit lost

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this is the longest drive you can do from one point to another inside peninsular Spain without taking retarded routes

>>78604408

i lel'd heartily

>>78604530
you can, just avoid that piece of another cunt by driving closer to the south in the beginning, google always chooses the closest route

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>>78604408

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>>78604645
Can I?

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>>78604530
also that part of border looks really retarded, y do you have so many enclaves of other cunt and that thin strip with what looks like a border that's twisted several times

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>>78600565

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>>78604763

>>78604763
> y do you have so many enclaves of other cunt
Are you asking me? ruskies made that retarded border. It was so called "National delimitation"

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>>78604854
>>78604763

>>78604701
> look it up
> no alternative roads
> just mountains

sorry, my man, i was mistaking

>>78604774

brittany to southeast corner is 14.5 hours

also
>Dunkerque

>>78604582
>His """country""" is wider than it is long
Pathetic

>>78604900
wtf
i wonder if population density is different in those exclaves, since Bangladesh is much more densely populated

>>78604900
>>78605021
This is old, this mess has been fixed as off July 2015.

>>78604892
was it in USSR will like "as the Soviet Union falls apart, Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan can be free and independent, but only if you divide them the most retarded way possible so that their border will look stupid", or did some authoroties decide to make the border look like this later?
and as i remember there's no border control so it doesn't matter anyway

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Would go much, much quicker through Sweden and Finland tho

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>>78605153
>>78605021

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dahala_Khagrabari

>>78605241
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dahala_Khagrabari
>Dahala Khagrabari (#51) was an Indian enclave
>was

>>78605306

no shit, what's your point, i didn't say it still existed

>>78600565
>>78600890
What are you trying to say? Most of that includes driving through Canada

>>78605229
i know that Norway takes migrants but it's still 100x better than in Sweden, but i wonder if border regions are shit? it looks like there aren't any big cities near the border and even Swedish rural areas are ok

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many people don't know it, but we have an exclave in Belarus

>>78605372
I don't know what he is trying to say. I thought this thread was who has the most messy roads.

>>78605450
That's a military base, right?

>>78605373
Far northeast Norway is basically Sami country, almost no cities at all, more alcoholism, more unemployment, dark most of the year etc. You got some "cities", but really small. Often it takes a day to drive between towns and cities up there.

>>78605229
Man, it always take a shitload of time to make that trip in EU4.

>>78605626
no, looks like a usual bland town.

>>78605660
are you saying that Nor-Fin border zone is worse than Nor-Swe one? i didn't know that

>tfw countrylet

>>78605804
> Denmark is small
comfy

as i remember there isn't any coastal road between settlements in Greenland?

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>>78605921
don't know, i only know of nuuk

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>mfw you can drive through my whole country in 2,5 hours

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>Don't leave the EU, no ferries and no detour.

Is this the longest possible?

>>78605811
Germany is not a countrylet
we're much bigger than all of our neigbors except France
like, Bavaria alone is as big as the Czech Republic

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>>78600890
Alright here you go you pedantic cunt

>>78606240

Yurop is a continentlet

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>>78606388

>>78606459
pretty pathetic roads you have there if Russian can do more distance in less hours.
>American infrastructure

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>>78606459
This is further and would take longer, but it can't even calculate directions because there aren't any roads in the Russian far East.

Beat THAT.

>>78600727
I want to ride from Perth to Sydney myself. I just worry about getting cleaned up by a truck and left to die in the middle of nowhere

>>78602420
our area names are either after some officer on the fleets that came over here, the abo name or some place in England

>>78606705
Somerset is a lovely place here, how is it there?

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>>78606413
oh really

>>78603863
that's a bit chilly

>>78606742
yeah I'm actually from Somerset myself
never been to the one over here, but given that it's in north Suicideland it's almost definitely going to be a tropical shithole

>>78606753
Amerisharts blown the fuck out once again

>>78606753
How embarrassing for the USA

>>78600565
Just fly, poorfag

>>78606236
>don't leave the EU
>Serbia, Macedonia

>>78606102
c o m f y
o
m
f
y

i know that your cunt is literally full of good roads, at least it looks like that on map

>>78600565
That's crossing another state, that's cheating.

>>78604408
Made my day.

>>78603858
You have to enter the Amazonas so I wouldn't be too smug about it

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>it was not possible to calculate the routes

>>78607143
is Brazil our NO ROADZ brother?

>>78607111
Are you afraid of indios?

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>>78606942
fuggg

>>78607201
National reserve. A big chunk of our country is simple managed by Indians.

Also, that place is filled with malaria.

>>78607201
Dunno why it didn't work, it worked for the other BR, but yeah, i've went to Para once, and you have to take a plane to get to some cities, or a boat, because there is only jungle and no roads there.

>>78606513

I think it's because of the ferries in Alaska

>>78606753

Continents are supposed to be bigger than countries ya big goofball! I don't like it when you're so SILLY!

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>>78606009

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Longest I could find in the Netherlands without ferries but with toll.

>>78607202
yes

>>78607219

who the fug still calls it Hellas

>>78607370
> his roads are unnamed

>>78607413
> België
wait, does Niederlandisch have ë? how do you pronounce it

>>78607443
Norwegians and Greeks

>>78607522
yuh

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Use islands is cheating?
>i just realize that we actually have some kind of border with UK. WTF

>>78607522

<ie> is a digraph pronounced [i:].
in <ië>, the dots indicate that it's not a digraph and pronounced [iə]

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>>78607647
>oi vizinho
>shut up monkey

>>78607723
was just searching for a proxy to post this pic

>>78607673
thanks
i always fucking forget the English name for your language and use German name instead, why tf do they call it "Dutch"

>>78607773
which proxy won't lead to ban?

>>78607522
иe

>>78607776
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?allowed_in_frame=0&search=dutch

>>78607819
just connect to the neighbour's wifi for a minute

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>>78607723

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The absolute longest I could find for Monaco

>>78607850
TheMoreYouKnow.jpg
so, wait, anglos used "Dutch" as "something odd, incomprehensible" at first?
Russian word for "a German" came from "mute" because they didn't speak out language and at first it was used to describe any foreigners
that's interesting

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Nauru

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antarctica

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wanted to search a proxy but I'm too lazy

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Knysna to Magadan is 348h but it doesn't fit on the map lol

>>78604408
oh fug :DDDD

>>78600565
>miles
Use first world units, mate.

>>78606459
that's not really alaskan...

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>>78604408

>>78610257
good joke

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Anything more than a 2 hour drive here is something people loathe. Don't think I'd be able for this suffering.

>>78600996
Colombians are incompetent as fuck.

>>78610745
My brother lives an hour and a half away
Haven't seen him in months

>>78603738
>people from Santiago
>traveling

>>78611029
>your count?

Bridge between Europe and USA on Atlantic when?

>>78610745
there's no road along the west side?

>>78611446
There is, hundreds if not thousands of them. But the fastest way is to take the national routes and motorways.
There's no west coast motorway if that's what you're asking.

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>>78611363

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Wew

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>>78611446
Here.
But me personally? Wouldn't step foot in Northern Ireland. Shithole and full of degenerates.

>>78601292
I want to believe you measure distance based on pubs

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>>78611589

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>>78611777

>>78611977
What? Is that part of Sweden?

>>78612065
Yes

t. Karl XII

>>78604854
what the fuck is that

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>>78600846
>>78603026
>>78603056
>>78603469
>>78606388
I've always fantasized about crossing Russia like this. Just to escape from reality.
However I know I'd probably be murdered, robbed, or die of some natural phenomenon.

I'm useless with cars. I only know how to change tyres and basic shit. Your roads are horrible and non existent beyond a certain point. Noway would I make it without getting stranded. At least in any western country I could get assistance easy.

pic related: one of your "highways".

>>78612322

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baarle-Nassau

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>>78611363
the only possible way to connect the new world with the old world is by building a bridge/tunnel between russia and alaska, but that's never gonna happen

>>78607219
>My path in 2015
>t. Sven al-Sham, neo-swede

>>78612577
>he wants adventures without difficulties
you shouldn't come here whiteboy

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>>78612577
>>78612959
It's not an adventure if there's perfect roads and infrastructure everywhere, and when everything is safe

>>78613689

derelict_concentration_camp_roads.png

>>78603197
tfw

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>>78614639
forgot bic