/cum/

first for /cum/

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This thread is much better imo

Third for kill all white people

like this thread

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Reminder that my whatsapp number is

+5215578301781

like if you wanna talk about the eclipse just hit me up

>>78582650
pls be real

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>keep posting my phone number
>people think is fake

devilish indeed

>>78582659
A thread created by an OP whom is not a proxy?

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>>78582677
No need to lie

(Posting from phone so no flags)

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>whom

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Why did he do it, did he think the sun could hear him?

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I used whom accurately in that sentence

>>78582813
why are you doing this?

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>>78582856
i hope you don't really think that

>>78582858

idk i think is funny

not much you can do with that number

apart from talking to me of course

Why is this Kendrick lamar fellow so overrated? Jfc most of his tunes sucks dick

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>>78582882


>>78582905
Whom?

How many of you have watched the eclipse today?

>>78582965
I did. I liked how it was a bit darker outside than normal

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日本語を習っています

>>78582965
I did and went blind afterwards. I am not enjoying it so far.

>>78582965
didn't have any glasses just looked at the sun for a few seconds hahahahahaha

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>>78583076
you'll be fine

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>>78582965
apparently there was a partial one visible here, but not really where i live

>>78582965
Why did you clap at the sun?

>>78583141
literally this

>>78582965
i was where it was 100% and it was pretty cool

>>78583076
Did that too like 10-15 years ago when we had a total eclipse
Dad slapped me around silly because he bought eclipse glass but I was a bold kid and decided to go raw
Didn't suffer any consequence beside my crippling autism and lack of social awareness but I don't think the two are related haha

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rate my gf

>>78583335
not/human

>>78583335
beautiful

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>>78582965
I did.

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Nice

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i did a huuuge amount of japanese today

>>78582965
It was 94% where I lived. Very unimpressed.

>>78583335
she puts the no in kimono

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>all my captchas are in Spanish

fuck off I'm white

>>78583445
What does that mean?

>>78583445
i learned something

Im bored add me on whatsapp

why haven't we moved /cum/ to a Whatsapp group yet?

>>78583656
It's Chinese botnet

Join my elite /cum/ discord server

https://discord.gg/GyQzXw

>roommate that just moved in is a senior that's majoring in piano
oh no

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worked a 12 hour shift today
manager is probably gonna be mad about it since it will most likely lead to me working over 40 hours
my feet hurt

>>78583700
>>78583622
what happened to your flags?

>>78583656
some of us did

let's make love and not war

>>78583995
faget

>>78582536
Is it autistic if i desperately want to buy a steering wheel for my eurotruck simulator experience? my wife says that its going too far

>>78584043
steering wheels are comfy. go for it.

haven't slept in 28 hours 12 of which was spent at work. work again in 12 hours. don't want to sleep just want to savor my free time.

>>78584131
whats your job

>>78582965
was at 95% and not a cloud in the sky

>go to chemistry lecture
>go to chemistry lab literally 10 minutes later
>lab has absolutely nothing to do with the topic of the lecture

>>78584216
w*rehousing

>>78584252
hello first year undergrad!
how is college treating you?

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I think ive just seen an angel

>go to starbucks
>waiting on my frap
>theres this qtpi cheerleader hanging out with her mom at one of the tables
>tall, slender and white
>CUTE face
>years out of my league, but her voice is pure sex

Why did I have to be born so ugly

>>78584275
not first year x

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>>78584292
>ordering a frap

this is why black coffee chads like me fuck the cheerleaders

what should I have for a snack?

i got
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
M's
in my bank account

>>78584358
you sure had me fooled, acting like that

>>78584377
explain

>>78584376
>M's
Mexican Pesos?

Any students here? how do you afford the horrendous study costs?

>>78584436
debt slavery

>>78584436
I get paid big bucks by the university to take classes, because i'm not some brainless mongoloid
people who get student loans to go to college deserve the debt they put themselves into

>>78584436
scholarships

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mongoloids are really smart

nothing wrong with taking out 5k loans a year

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not the mongs i'm talking about

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>tfw couldn't enjoy the eclipse because so many Chinese families wanted to use my glasses and the kids take too long but I am too beta to refuse

>>78584436
tuition costs 3k per annum in quebec

>>78584436
get a scholarship, some places pay you to go

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>per annum

hello fatsos! hehehe

>>78584739
hello white boi

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Just signed up for a hunting safety class

why do ivory tower socialists refer to failed (read: almost every) communist/socialist societies as "State capitalist"

>>78584783
are you even allowed to look at guns in Illinois?

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>why do ivory tower socialists refer to failed (read: almost every) communist/socialist societies as "State capitalist"

How do I deal with being a manlet? It's eating me alive

>>78584856
grow up

>>78584856
how tall are you

>>78584829
The laws here really arnt as bad as they are cracked out to be.

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>manlets

>>78584888
5'8

>>78584910
i don't envy you

>>78584885
sublime post

>>78584922

t. 5'7

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please post your best gondolas

>>78584967
just go to /r/gondola, redditor

>>78584993
not worth the risk

>>78584915
you're taller than the average american woman

how many of you are spics or niggers

can't figure out why this script isn't working, and it's bothering me

>>78585034
these people >>78584910 >>78584894 >>78584856

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>>78585034
0

how many of you are estonians

>>78585068

Im whiter than you are, my amish friend

>>78585097
t. enrique gonzalez
no one is whiter than the amish

>>78585097
CHI

>>78585114

t. Jebediah ezekial Harriman

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>>78585128

>>78585084
Me

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>I'm not of English descent

>someone took the time to photoshop a somalians dick and post from different proxies
wew

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>>78582536

Fuck that meme hurt to read...

im taking a multimedia content creation class that's basically photo editing stuff. should I just make memes

>>78585184
they should've placed them from ascending or descending height
looks stupid

hate amerifats so much

there are 6 other brit threads up why is int so slow today

tried to fix my watch but I made it way worse

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>let black woman use my eclipse glasses
>she puts them on
>looks the opposite way of the sun
>"I don't see anything anon"
>tfw

really made me think

>>78585294
they're probably trying to deal with big somalian cock

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>>78585313
you are what you eat

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>>78585348
well im eating a banana right now so I guess I'm a banana

Im white

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>american actress

cara youre posting a lot lately, is everything alright bud?

>tfw no jewess gf

>>78585444
good

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>mexicANOs

I'm so excited to move, although I don't know exactly when or where I'm moving.

REALLY frustrated that my code isn't working

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>>78584967

>>78585540

war is hell :D

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>>78585698

is every1 on the discord?

thank god for novacaine, but I still cant feel half my face

>>78585895
no

>>78582536
>trump
>stopping giving money to israel
In your dreams right-wing scum

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Gonna create a Tulpa, lads

>>78585892
the future president of the United States

>>78585033
hi

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eating ramen again

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baby

>>78586104
cute

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>"h-hi anon"

>>78586095

absolute MADMAN

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>>78586144
Oh hheeeeyyyy

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i love her lads

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>>78582536
If only Trump wasn't just another Jewish puppet.

>>78585527
your fault

>>78586231
*chokes on your cock*

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>>78586277
Post armpit.

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*religon of pieces myself*

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>armpit fetishists

>>78586335
no way pervert

>>78586222
marry her

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>>78586379
C'mon qt just a little sniff.

>>78586394
*blushes*
n-no pls stop

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>>78586448
Hmm yes that's quite fragrant isn't it? Maybe let me just get a little taste as well...

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>dont rush college bro xd take your time!
>alright let me see how long it'll take to get my degree if i just take 3 classes a semester
>mfw
i think im getting memed

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>>78586509
>doesn't know he'd be literally paying the same amount of incidental fees per year regardless of how many courses he takes
Lmao you're a fucking idiot.

does voting for donald drumpf make me a racist? asking for myself

>>78586634
yes if you're from the south

>>78586634

yea

you literally elected HITLER, you white male

is Snowden's gf single now?

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what is the consensus on girls with babyfat?

absolutely HATE commies, buds

>>78586654
Hitler was smarter

>>78586634
racism is good

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>asian women

>>78586700
thats not baby fat, that's called being korean

>>78586700

very positive

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>>78586727
big fan if i'm honest

>>78586700
babyfat?

not to be the racist girl of the bunch but black people nigger nigger nigger nigger

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>>78586731
yes it is, it's jessicababyfat
and she's Taiwanese

https://youtu.be/9ZxLlirprF0
https://youtu.be/RDfjXj5EGqI
http://rainymood.com/

liking girls is so gay lol

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babybabybaby phat

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Be honest fellas.

>>78586789
what baby fat am i looking at
are you and her trying to say the cheeks are baby fat or something? because that's retarded

anyone ever watch this family guy show? this Peter guy is a hoot! lol

went to the park today and wrote that the holocaust was a lie on the bench

I feel pretty good

ok, seriously tho, this Novocaine can go away now

oh shit guys take cover. Antifa is on their way.

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>tfw 30 yrs old and posting in /cum/ threads
at least I have a gf right?

>>78587003
who

Cute:

Y or N

?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrovdP-C1Ng

watching Rainbow Gate

>>78587113
>woman
N

Listening to KMFDM

>>78587113
fucking gross

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We posting cute traps?

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>>78587258

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>>78587268
It's only a little gay

add me on whatsapp

>>78587306
>>78587258
who is this semon demon? does she still have a penis?

>>78587175
>another band I stopped listening to after seeing them live

>>cara
kys

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OcsGovFbZo

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>>78587396
>She

He's a redditor and yes he has a dick

Was listening to this cover then I read the description:
>it wasn't intentional but the thunderstorm was aptly fitting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VfQKn0oH6Q

What does "aptly fitting" means?

plenty of people joined the /cum/ elite discord

but had to kcik them out since they werent elite poster

is sad, but i had to do it

add me on facebook

>>78587418

one of the most jumbled accents Ive ever heard

almost as bad as a boston accent

>>78587452
Sent ;)

>>78587418
cute

am i elite

>>78587479
no you didn't
don't mess with me like that :(

>>78587502

who are you

>>78587459
how is it jumbled lmao ill jumble your face you thick fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPimeofm3ws

>>78587558
is malia the hot one?

im bored

somebody talk to me

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>>78586902
>what baby fat am i looking at
jessicababyfat. retard

any trannies here?

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post a more iconic intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHnfX1RmZX8

you literally cant

remember

Don't reply to Cara.

>>78587629
BTFO
T
F
O

>>78587667
Reminder to filter Cara

really bored. Think I might just go to bed

Hips and Thighs >>>>>>>>>>>> Tits >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ass

>>78587711
THIS

>going to bed at 6 PM

>78587616
maybe if you were a bit nicer

>>78587724
It's 8:04 pm

>>78587711
Armpit > all

>>78587746

uh....its definitely 6

>>78587748
kys

>>78587558
MDMA for sure

>>78587757

yeah, definitely 8:06

Trump is actually not fucking up in this speech

>>78587777
nice dubs friend :)

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How come we age older but not younger??!?!

>never buy cigarettes but bum them off people constantly

who /mooch/ here

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>smoking

no reason to watch the eclipse unless you saw the 100%

What should I fap to tonight

there should be a tax on single mothers

>>78587879
Yeah, it kind of sucked, I should've just gone down to Woodburn.

>>78587418
you be sayin u be best street figtar there is? whats your main?

>>78587879
>TFW nobody believed me when i said this yesterday

When i say im the smartest here i aint kidding

>>78587886

/s/6bc7d6dc2d/513925-1

>>78587894
>>>/pol/

>>78587657
my two (2) balls

>>78587930
t. no father

https://medium.com/reclaiming-anger/on-tina-fey-9ddf45d16c8e

Is he right?

>>78587878
it's ok if you don't pay for it

>>78587894
there is, it's called the rekt pussy tax

>>78587879
i did

Why is trump's vocabulary so cringy?

it's too hot

>>78587982
he's jewish

>>78587914
Boxing old boy, everything else is childs play

>>78587942
no.

we nuking pakistan now

I'm an Asisn supremacist

>>78587994
Jews know how to play with words unlike trump

>>78588014
your a nigger

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>>78588014
good lad

>>78588010
it's about time

>>78587982
he's never read a book in his life.

Trump likes to poo in the streets confirmed

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>>78588010
What is he saying in his speech?

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>>78588037
是
But I'm also an Asian supremacist

>>78588041
谢谢

Donald Drumpf the Globalist Cuck

>drumpf sending americans to die overseas
>"America first"
lmao

>>78588177
He like pajeets and he hates pakis

>>78588177
Said that we arent nation building anymore and we are just gonna kill terrorist and shit. Sounds like hes gonna do some shit in paki land also

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>>78588204
>tfw my lockheed martin stocks about to moon
Always bet on war boys

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>>78588229

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>>78588262

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what club or organization should i join at my university?

i am an upperclassman now with no particular talents or special interests.

also i have no friends

>>78588282
anime clcub

>>78588282
Anime club

>>78588282
ANime club

RACE WAR WHEN

I hope I'm getting deployed. Time to take it to the taliban

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>>78588282
The Crypto Club

CHI's put in concentration camps WHEN

How unattractive is an underbite to girls?

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>>78588309
明日!

>>78588331
SPEAK A REAL LANGUAGE YOU DUMB FUCK

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>SPEAK A REAL LANGUAGE YOU DUMB FUCK

>>78588309
Probably not in our lifetimes.
>>78588329
As unattractive as one on a girl is to us.

Been gone so long I forgot how small single flag Pennsylvania's brain is

Some african american just knocked in my door and told me his car wont start a bit down the road and he needs me to come give him a jump. This is gonna be a robbery right? I shouldn't go?

>>78588398
you don't mean it
you are intimidated by my intelligence

>>78588388
I dont think I've ever seen a girl with one

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>you are intimidated by my intelligence

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>>you are intimidated by my intelligence

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R8 my scabbed zit

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amerishits

FOB

>>78588486
hello

>>78588481
find some dank in the library?

>>78588486
what anime is this from?

>no more nation building
Trump could not be more of a pussy.

Fresh Off the Boat?

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>>78587669
baby jessica baby baby baby fat

Baby-baby-baby-aby-aby-AAAAAHHHH!!!!
Ooh yeah,
Dada-dada, dada-dada,
Baby, baby,
Da-dada-dada, dada-dada

>>78588529
He is a cuck

Migrate
>>78588544
>>78588544
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>>78588541

f*ck off Brit

>>78588486
Lyndon Johnson looks more like Ted Cruz.

>>78588525
Nop
I'm just dead