/brit/

anime

probably know more about test cricket than anyone else in the UK
also one of the biggest fans of the band pavement in the UK

anime

really want to catfish poley, corner it in a room, beat it to a pulp whilst he begs and squirms, then to finish I stamp on his tranny pills and make him eat them off the floor, I'd send the footage to his dad

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anime

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>>78581735
NOT A FAN OF THIS OP

Love Jesus
Hate Mohammad
Simple as

JUST crossed the threshold into tipsy

kpop

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this girl is very sexy and has amazing feet
i want a well read gf

>>78581785
post nips

>i want a well read gf
big mistake

facial hair is making me look good a f

>>78581738
Yeah but I'm not sure what that would do to it, I don't have a bandwidth limit

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Hhhmmmm

honestly know I have to leave 4chan if I'm to ever hope of achieving normaldom, but I'm just too afraid, cannot imagine life without 4chan

will the man punch the other man this weekend?

>>78581791
>300
Ahh yes, let me dedicate 3 years of my life adhering to this Internet article

>>78581785
Sing us a sea shanty la

>>78581775
chad dog vs virgin pup

Alex Jones would look mintage with a beard

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>>78581800

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF4Y0UyxDTk

>>78581816
haha

Alarm set for 5am. For what? You may ask. Perhaps I am waking up early to go for a morning jog with my dogs around my country estate, or perhaps I am waking up at 5am to jump in a taxi and head to Heathrow for a spontaneous shopping trip to New York with my loving girlfriend.

My friends the sad reality is I have set my alarm for 5am in order to be on time for Mr Slavestein. His mistress needs that new Mercedes after all!

>>78581808
Post beard

>>78581816
she has nice cheekbones and freckles

>>78581816
Ah yes the copy and paste roastie

>>78581824
just read a book a day for like a year with 65 days off

pussy

>>78581808
friendly reminder you are a fraud
friendly reminder you got laughed away by /r9k/ when you posted your pic there
friendly reminder you are a brainlet
friendly reminder everybody hates you

>>78581816
'é

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>>78581857
i hav the anser

>>78581871
so do i and i also like feeding ducks but im not a nonce

>>78581878
>read a book a day
Sorry lad I've got a life
*walks away, making an exasperated expression to my mate behind your back*

>Alt-Right Caller DESTROYS Shelagh Fogarty On LBC
ah yes, my kind of video

>>78581900
thanks

>>78581816
harvard? woah! and so young?? must be a real catch

>>78581895
I'm unsure how a retarded frog in a gay hat holding outdated tools is supposed to help Bruce but thanks for trying

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Matched with this bint on bumble

>>78581941
No fat chicks

>>78581838
what's the relevance of the apple in the image?

>>78581922
uploaded by Alt Right Caller

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>>78581835

always weird when u learn that someone you know got an std

>1.48mb

I'll pass

>>78581941
>the kitchen counter is 50cm from the sofa
State

>>78581949
kurva anyatok

>>78581947
>yank
so your gay?

>>78581865
doxxable info

babestation

Never had sex

>>78581808
fuck off

>>78581900
bruv...

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What I wouldn't give to be a normie who has the energy to go out after work and whip and nae nae his way to a girls place and sleep with her

cannot even IMAGINE lads

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>>78581959
looks just like conor mcgregor

The Liberal Democrats

>>78581985
Nothing wrong with that if I was

>>78581986
Insufferable cunt

>>78581976
woah

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Rah

Wouldn't even know where to begin with her

>>78581817
4chan is unironically making me pro-gun and paranoid about migrants

>>78582052
this
he's awful

The dad left home to kill himself once. Woke up to find a goodbye message from him, and dropped to the floor in tears because I was sure that the next message I received would be from the police telling me that they'd found his body. He didn't go through with it though haha

looks like miley cyrus wants a weewee

earthquake in italy lads

>>78582098
haha

>>78582072
Don't see how people are so attracted to this
She's just so fake

>>78582116
stay safe x

>>78582098
Haha same except he didn't leave a message and actually did it lol

>chuck movie
>it ain't sneed starts playing

>>78582072
lottie you hottie

why does 190cm master race still don the trip when he's so universally hated, literally never seen one person say a single thing mildly positive about him on any board he spreads his aids about on

REALLY gets the old neurons fired up

no more skeg

>>78582072
Robot

earthquake in Stockton upon tees lads

think communism would be good for us 2bh.

>>78582116
ah yes, the tectonic plates of peace

>>78582129
this to be quite honest
a gentlesir such as myself would never stoop to a "lady" that wears this much make up

High upon the gallows tree
Swung the noble-hearted three
By the vengeful tyrant stricken in their bloom

But they met him face to face
With the courage of their race
And they went with souls undaunted to their doom

God save Ireland said the heroes
God save Ireland said they all
Whether on the scaffolds high
Or the battlefield we die
Oh what matter when for Éireann dear we fall

earthquake in my arsehole lads

haha poo, willies

>>78582205
pics

>>78582160
business idea: ban grime and drill

>>78582084
>>78581817
you can be normal and frequent 4chan though

how about no, ya crazy dutch bastard

>>78582159
Last year he started a thread on spee when Sir Bob Bradley got sacked and it turned into a thread of rare Kev posting

>>78582205
>>78582217
good posts

(both were by me)

>>78582225
no music should be banned thats fascistic

>>78582105
I'd take a mouthful, just to see what it tastes like

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1503347360727.jpg

Suck a fart out my arse, Kraut

>>78582147
Sorry to hear that m8, sounds like a pretty traumatic experience and I hope you're doing ok now xx

>>78581816
haha what an unlucky name

>>78582147
Lmao it's all your fault too haha

>>78581808
>fat neckbeard
lol getting depressed Swansea are going down the shittier signing shit players?

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halloween soon lads

go on, tell me what youll be wearing

>>78582286
Just wish he'd said goodbye to me. Go give your dad a hug mate

>>78582321
do you think you're funny when you say this lol ? you sadcase

>>78582360
BASED black man

whenever I check the top 50 songs in Ireland on spotify its always full of such crap.
Why are normies so fucking annoying? I feel like they ruin every genre of music, every tv show, every game that gets popular

>>78582360
FOY

edgy yank retard

>>78582367
>>>'dit

i literally never feel hungry anymore and my beard grows slowly

fat spastic

needs a good kick in the teeth

>>78582367
>french punctuation

>>78582360
adidas tracksuit & flatcap

what do you call a leaf in the fall? compost

>>78582355
people literally say this every season.

getting a bit old now.

>>78582397
kill yourself mate

The elite are all about transcendence and living forever and the secrets of the universe, and they want to know all this. Some are good, some are bad, some are a mix. But the good ones don’t ever want to organize; the bad ones tend to organize because they lust after power. Powerful consciousnesses don’t want to dominate other people, they want to empower them, so they don’t tend to get together, until things are really late in the game. Then they come together and evil’s always defeated, because good is so much stronger.
We’re on this planet and Einstein’s physics show and Max Planck’s physics’ show that there are at least 12 dimensions. And now that’s what all the top scientists and billionaires are coming out saying, ‘it’s a false hologram—it is artificial.’ The computers are scanning it and finding tension points where it’s artificially projected, and gravity’s bleeding-in to this universe. That’s what they call ‘dark matter’.
So we’re like a thought or a dream that’s a wisp in some computer program in some god’s mind, whatever, they’re proving it all; it’s all coming out.
There’s this sub-transmission zone below the 3rd dimension that just turned over the most horrible things—it’s what it resonates to. And it’s trying to get up into the 3rd dimension—that’s just a basic level consciousness—to launch into the next levels. And our species is already way up at the 5th/6th dimension, consciousining (sic) our best people.
But there’s this big war trying to basically destroy humanity, because humanity has free will. And there’s a decision to which level we want to go to. We have free will, so evil’s allowed to come and contend, and not just good.
The elites themselves believe they’re racing, using human technology, to try to take our best minds and build some type of breakaway civilization

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>>78582367

>>78582387
Sorry to hear that m8, sounds like a pretty traumatic experience and I hope you're doing ok now xx

just fuck off

>>78582464
no need to be overly edgy just for the sake of it though?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIsJkjImpdI&ab_channel=THEBIGLEZSHOWOFFICIAL

get the boys down with a pack of winnie blues and bud to choof out

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>>78582478
no I'm not

>>78582479
Are you Beto on vacation?

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DRUMPF JUST SIGNED HIS OWN IMPEACHMENT
UNFIT FOR OFFICE

>>78582360
>NSFCucks

I love Germans lads, they are so cute!!!

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>>78582450
saw this post and was gonna look up jokes about yanks

this is what i found

wish i were out there, right now, having sex with some girl inside of her drippy pussy

>>78582509
Americans were clapping during the eclipse.

>>78582363
Will do pal. If there's one thing I learned from it, it's that their way of thinking when in that suicidal state is completely different to normal. It's a bit of a cliche but it's also true to say that they're just not themselves at that point, so don't let him not saying goodbye taint the good memories I'm sure you have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0tzBpYnEdc

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>>78582509
ARGHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DRUMPF. YOU NEVER LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE SUN

>>78582159
best way to get rid of him is all of us get trips

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Just matched with this qt

>>78582504
>>78582509
>>78582535
>>78582547
snap

>>78582464
Heh... this is 4chan kiddo, the Internet hate machine - ever heard of it? You want to roll with the fat cats you've got to learn to play by the rules. Rule 1: there are no rules
Troll on *fixes V for Vendetta mask to face but then takes it off because the mouth hole gets sweaty*

>>78582565
I actually believe that could be true

pirates...

>>78582591
I'll snap you neck

>>78581941
>bumble
is it better or worse than Tinder?

INTERRUPTING THIS THREAD FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE

CARA ASMR, I REPEAT, CARA ASMR

CAAAAAARAAAA A.S.M.R

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hyr7ZKkQbQ

>>78582367
the best way to handle posts like that is to let them sit without replies. nobody liked it or found it funny so nobody responded, as it should be

>>78582589
people should stop saying that they like music since basically everyone on earth loves music

>>78582589
she looks like she eats her own scabs

steak lad here.

finally made my steaks.

first 2 were medium rare
3rd was a bit rare.

tasted good. had been marinading for a long time.

>>78582626
wa wa wee wow

>>78582492
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>78582581
favourite /brit/ poster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHyr6oBu5K8

>meet up with old friend group from school
>they talk about gaming, Reddit and the latest YouTube happenings and other normie shite and where they've been on their 'travels'
>all I do is work and lift
>haven't played video games for months
>still have 3 weeks leave to take
>sit there looking at my drink

hate normans I do

>>78582509
but it's bright
I take it he didn't ACTUALLY look at it during the eclipse

>>78582580
Yeah I suppose so mate, I never really had counselling for it. He left to go and do it while I was asleep so I'll never know if he said goodbye or not, sort of resent him for that.
Seeing his body in the morgue was one of the worst days of my life, but I wish I'd had the bollocks to go in the room with him and say goodbye

>>78582626
better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUHyjgxXjzg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUHyjgxXjzg

>>78582638
not me haha

>>78582610
https://youtu.be/Cm4abp079n8?t=470

Skip to 7:50, they are literally clapping.

>>78582656
Ughhhhhh no one CARES

might nick some of my parents' wine out of the box, hope they don't notice hehe

want to get drunk but there's only 3 tinnies of beer left and they've no spirits

>>78582618
just fucking try it sunshine. ill send my fist hurtling at your skull before you even knew it

>>78582690
>pass user since 2016
fuck off

>>78582509
"hey guys no one look at the sun while the eclipse is on itll fuck your shit up.... seriously don't do it"

meanwhile if you look up you get to see past our atmosphere and you'll realize that there are aliens up there constantly at war and in the minutes leading up to, during, and after a solar eclipse are the best time to see these aliens.

why do they cover this shit up? why do we have a dumbed down populace who listen to these elites and don't see the aliens?

>>78581941
grim

>>78582666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_QY3xsLQNI

>>78582638
one of my coworkers just doesn't listen to music ever

>>78582738
delete your post

>>78582669
become passionate about something you bore

>>78582656
did you eat 3 steaks or were you cooking for other people


imagine eating 3 steaks at once lmao

>>78582644
bet she also eats her own pussy

>>78582748
Me 2bh

>>78582072
voldemort

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>>78582738
top lad

>>78582638
some of us like real music though
not that grime shite you listen to

>>78582763
They were small steaks. made from ostriches. :)

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>>78582705
fucking yanks

>>78582748
some might not listen to music on a regular or sporadic basis but show them some miles davis or whatever has been universally agreed as great and they will like it
but no one goes out of their way to say that they dislike every music too

>>78582791
>germany wanted war
forced into war, more like

Anyone here ever use oxycycline?

>>78582755
shan't

>>78582638
i think it's 95%

>>78582710
I'll bounce your head off the concrete at speeds that cannot be recorded by human science

>>78582680
Nothing stopping you from getting counselling now if you think that would help, you don't want to let these things build up too much. But yeah, that sounds fucking awful having to do that, horrible thing to have to go through. It doesn't really make a difference that you didn't actually go into the room with him to say goodbye in my opinion, you can do it in other ways

PEE PEE POO POO

>>78582808
ohhhhh

>>78582705
lmfao he asks the guy a question then completely ignores him

>>78581735
Oh class! I don't fecking understand a word from this gobshite... gob

I started angry posting! it was me! ME ME ME!

>>78582801
>real music
the virgin concept

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https://a.pomf.cat/jlhcir.jpg

chronicles of wew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS9HS2pdRcU

>SOLAR ECLAPS

>>78582883
t. ivan who bought a "british slang" textbook

>>78582831
yeah on it now

>>78582883
ahh yes the irish russian

>>78582936
how long in?

>>78582893
ah yes
the quintessential plebeian post

heads really itchy
just KNOW i'm going bald up top
reeee

>>78582923
is that the best comeback you can come up with, abo? I challenge you to spell your next post entirely in Welsh accent

http://hoofoot.com/?match=Manchester_City_1_-_1_Everton_2017_08_21


guys help me keep my comment on top

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

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Matches left right and centre tonight lads

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>>78582509

could not give a shit about yanks and their stupid ecilipse

we had that decades ago

>>78582944
got to be at least 8 months now

>>78582840
apposed to what, monkey science? would rattle your skull but doesnt seem to be much in that noggin of your kiddo haha

>>78582715
wb me

>>78582923
also, i'm not really russian, akhper

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>>78582948
yep you just made it

>>78582987
got this on the ol' 'yl

>>78582883
saying class isn't an irish thing though? They say it in german too I thought

Thoughts?

>>78583035
do you really think someone is going to read some pretentious wankery written by a twat from the music board?

>>78583009
hows it going? skin clearing up? (assuming its for your skin)

>>78583051
Gobshite and class are quintessentially Hibernian

>>78583020
I'll rattle your bones so fast that the vibrations will cause white finger so in later life it will be painful to grab things and your fingers will always be cold

>>78582829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7WK8AWcMIc

I cry every time

>>78582989
this is hilarious


donny T got bored of being a new york billionaire plugged into the new york social scene and decided to live his life tempting the fates. going against the establishment and risking his life, catching a glimpse of something that could blind him for banter purposes

its like hes trying to prove to himself every day that hes invincible. hes upping the ante at every turn

>>78583064
couldn't give 2 wipes of a monkey's arse if i'm being completely honest

>>78583062
V bored

>>78582708
brother had his runt mates around for a party a few months back, runt mates invited other runt mates and it became a bit of a mess. I was up visiting and parents went out for the evening, only instructions were to keep people away from the good stuff

found some lad with a bottle of tattinger. Walked up to him, took it off him, looked him in the eye and said 'if you ever show your cunt face here again I'll give you a second shitter'

never seen a lad quiver so much, if I was less angry I wouldn't have been able to
keep a straight face. Bear in mind I'm 6'1 and unironically built like a brick shithouse

Most underrated gimmick:

>Replying to a leftie post or image with "woah... powerful"

>>78583051
I feel generous tonight, so let me break the spell for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJFayFOASMg

>>78583065
it wasn't bad to start with but after the first few months my skin got completely clear
I've recently been a bit lax with my morning dose and I've become slightly spotty again

>>78583065
then why the fuck were we taught to say it in german class like it was somehow a normal german thing?

>>78583127
Thats great, how long did it take to clear up? Acne vulgaris? Just popped 50mg right up the shitter

>>78583120

>>78583114
things that didn't happen: the post

remember the u wot m8 meme

>>78583159
I never had a German class, what, are you a posh jackeen or something?

>>78583159
Fuck up lad, making boring posts prattling away like an aul woman

>>78583117
heh.... weak

i hate you all

>>78583166
have ye da got dikky, old boy?

>>78583214
even me?

>>78583120
cannot fathom the type of person it takes to make video like this

>>78583117
tragic taste in gimmicks

>>78583163
>50mg up the shitter
Didn't know you could put it up your pooper.
Yeah Acne Vulgaris. Maybe 3 months? Can't really remember now but once it was gone, it stays gone if you keep on top of taking it
I take 1000mg a day split into two doses. One in the morning, then one in the evening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU_68xRikG0

don't see how anyone can watch this and not fall in love with the band pavement

>>78583181
don't project lad, a 24 year old intimidating a 17 year old isn't an impressive feat in all honesty

not speaking at LEAST a second language fluently is a sure sign of runtdom

*does a jig*
*does a reel*

>>78583214
hope you're ok x

>>78583193
>cant cook
literally the worst red flag for a woman

>>78583214
debate us

>whisht

thought only Scots said this

Will never EVER visit India or Bangladesh or any country in that region

Id visit literally everywhere else but NEVER those fucking shitty countries (literally shitty countries)

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>>78583218
BAFFLING post

>>78583120
the way he said savage was quite funny

>>78583196
we had german or french but only 20 of us chose german. Don't know why everyone chooses French, I went to paris as a child and came back with a disdain for france

made a /brit/ thread on leftypol for a laugh and was going to link it but i actually can't

fuck sake

>>78583232
i could vaporise you into a fine cloud of red, john

>>78583251
missin out lad
bit smelly but they're amazing

>>78583242
thought only the Irish said it

>>78583120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRkzEAEf6Z0

>I have news Anon!
>What is it?
>Guess!
>*spend ages guessing and not getting it*
>haha I'm going to bed now Anon think it over I bet you'll get it soon!
Fucking HAAAATTTTEEEE women

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went out with the gfs

>>78583230
Fucking hell lad, 1000mg? Im on a recommended dose of 50mg a day but doctors always give recommended doses in fucking peanuts. (I took it orally btw)

>>78583251
they rape anything that moves over there
wouldn't be my cup of tea

>>78583193
>asian

NOW were getting somewhere

>>78583114
only alcohol mate calm down

>>78583233
I'm learning a second language now, and would like to take up at least a third then maybe when I'm confident with those, one or two more

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Howling

>>78583284
was going to quote this post with a picture of a paki typing on a laptop but cba opening google aha

>>78583274
The Germans are everything an Irishman should dislike

I'm not saying trump's perfect but

>>78583299
she likes you, retard

>>78583333
checked

>>78583274
France is literally my favourite country ever lad, how can you dislike France? Germans a harder language 2bh

rather dislike russian posters

>>78583281
prepare for the heeming of a lifetime kid

>>78583322
goodo
what language?

>>78583311
don't flatter yourself

>>78583306
each time I get the prescription refilled I get like 8 boxes of the stuff
it's crazy

my self-esteem couldn't possibly be any lower, can't even FATHOM how a fellow human could like me

WAHEY

the swedish arrogant neet

>>78583334
That doesn't unmelt my FUCKING HEAD

>>78583299
she's literally testing if you actually listen to her you runt

>>78583345
i am of political stock

>>78583339
>not Spain

>>78583323
good post

>>78583360
chin up

>>78583114
When I was 16 I had a house party and a load of 30 year old lads just out of prison showed up. Luckily I knew one and they didnt wreck the gaff, stayed up all night sniffing coke and drinking my mas wine. True story, good carpet got destroyed tho.

i like cocks in my fanny

>>78583366
The "clues" I'm supposed to have picked up happened in passing conversation over a year ago. It's fucking stupid.

>>78583399
pics x

>>78583292
too long to wait for the punch line.
Here's a shorter (and funnier) one
https://youtu.be/-UI0eXr7DQc

>>78583254
I tried my best - cheers. Now you do a Rostov/Nizhniy Novgorod yokel (bydlo) impression!

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howling

>>78583362
there's two of us

>>78583327
such as? I quite liked all the ones I met even if they are autistic

>>78583339
arrogant people even though their city was filthier than dublin (only city I've been in with more rubbish laying about than dublin). Atleast we know dublin is shit, parisians think they're great.
And I reckon German is easier, its similar enough to English

>>78583354
Shit if it took you 3 months for it to clear up on 1000mg a day, how long will it take for me? like 5 fucking years?

>>78583398
Your ma's carpet was destroyed by a load of men?

Haha

never hosted a house party cuz im not a mong so much shit got stolen and broken at other people's gaffs

>>78583408
>no Irish butter
Hello plebbo

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-antifa-terrorist-organization-0

signed this and felt like i made a difference in the world

>>78583408
this was the first thing I saw on the 'dit today, immediately closed it afterwards

>>78583363
guess better next time x

>>78583349
Mandarin now, going to try German later, then after those, French, Spanish, Russian, or Arabic. I know two native Russian speakers and two Spanish conversational level speakers so it would be better to try them

>>78583318
got to lay down the law or there'd be nothing left by the morning

>>78583086
he truly is playing quantum chess

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going to wank to pregnant bitches and go to sleep goodnight
will wake about 10ish tomorrow a few miles east of chelmsford to enjoy a long leisurely day spent doing whatever i fancy, hopefully the weather's nice for when i mow my vast law, at my own pace of course

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monetarists are quasi-autistic

>>78583423
who the fuck is bradley walsh . he seemed to come from nowhere and got a quiz show right away

>>78583292
really like irish accents

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>>78583423
please be real

>>78583436
Too serious, too obsessed with work. Too conformist. Too rigid. Too responsible. Too Protestant

>>78583441
ha, never thought of it that way xD you impervious minded fellow :P

>>78583436
>Dubliners know Dublin is shite
My fucking bollocks. They think they're the only place in Ireland worth a shit and they're not even Irish to begin with.

>>78583440
guess it depends how bad yours is
it didn't completely clear up for 3 months, but got quite clear in the first few weeks

>>78583473
>he seemed to come from nowhere

FOY

>>78583399
let's see your front bum

NEW

>>78583495
>>78583495

>>78583416
cyкa блять кдe мoя вoдкa
how did I do?

>>78583408
>tfw that stuff is much less healthy than real butter

never use Tinder when I'm in the UK because I only match with fat slags here haha

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>>78583423

KEK

>>78583499
there's no yankism in there

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>>78583423

>>78583509
eh, "run of the mill" generic.
Try out any quotes from STALKER videogame series is a good place to start.

>>78583509
just copy-paste "пoлзи нa цыpлaх блять, шoб фpaepoв нe paзбyдить" to make the rus speaking slav's jaw to drop

Gonna kick in the pool today, lards.