/brit/

all cops are bolices

ANIME

all cops are bolices

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Need a brit boi to treat me like the yank trash I am

all brodys are bolices

my willy just got like really hard out of nowhere

where do I pick up thots from? Tinder?

In bed, need to be up at 07:30 tomorrow.

Gonna for 9.5 hours of sleep. Reckon somehow I will still end up tired tomorrow morning.

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>only 40% of males throughout history have reproduced
>Tfw there are lost brothers like us all throughout history

>>78580039
Post jammies

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>>78580036
uh no m8 you pick them up using the podcast app

might play with my willy before bed

all cops admire baps

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20 years ago Diana died. We still remember you ma'am.

>>78580039
too much sleep

>>78580062
aggy CUNT

Only good part of this entire day was taking a poo

The reat of the day has been a dreadful misery as per usual

lads the asmr board on ate chan is fucking evil.

It's hilarious.

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>>78580062
cheers

>>78580048
I sleep in the nude

>post willy
n-no

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whats everybody up to?
for me, just drinking horrible polish beer listening to pavement
will probably wake up about 9:30 tomorrow and go for a shit and have a cup of tea
hear some people do a thing called work really early in the morning, haha imagine that

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>ASMR

>>78580047
half of ones genetic linage is female, don't tell me females have it hard, they just exist and make it.

>watch anime
>play a visual novel
>check the ol' FB to see normies having a social life
>rinse and repeat

rate the ol' life lads

>>78580096
LINK

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only two days of toil left AND there's a bank holiday coming

>>78580099
Post bedsheets

i would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits

>>78580128
fairly grim, not gonna lie

>>78580096
went there once and it turned me off imageboards and asmr for a few days

>>78580128
normie twat tier

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>>78580142
don't get bank holidays off

>>78580101
I've sobered up from my afternoon drinking so I am drinking again now
not much else

victory screech!

WOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLO

>>78580128
bit boring lad, what separates you from the other virgins on here?

>>78580128
>>watch anime
stopped reading

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anime

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>>78580150
I wish Jamie would've just spear'd her ass

>>78580128
delete facebook
very good for my self esteem, though tbf the only way was (and still is) up

>>78580139
http://www.strawpoll.me/13758654

im dyslexic can i claim benefits?

fuk wite pepo

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Left or right?

>>78580096
evil in what way?

>>78580227
cheers m8 x

>>78580240
I prefer the centre

(localized)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=891IsZ7fe-k

techno

>>78580252
basically /r9k/ to the MAX

>>78580240
based Rees-Mogg

>tfw you remember you're a weird autistic loser who is destined to never live a normal life

not pleasant

>>78580240
right

>>78580294
What's considered "normal" to you?

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>>78580252
Someone got nude photos of pic related and they're sending them to her father.

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>>78580294

>>78580167
plug sockets are needed all year round mate

>>78580294
dont know this feel

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Wewlads

Going to kill myself very soon lads

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mum said she'd call the police on me again lads what do I do?

>>78580317
Her arse looks CRACKING in them

>>78580317
well now i'm gonna have to go there again

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>>78580240
>Right winger on the left
>Left winger on the right

>>78580347
YOU'VE GONE FERAL LOUIS

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>>78580342
>>78580347
Haha cya

>>78580339
I don't understand how so many people praise the costume designs in this show.
They're awful.

>>78580339
"dany"

*Walks behind you*

Ahahah still using 4chan lose-, I mean anon.

>>78580342
but there's only 73 years until there's a total eclipse in the uk lad

>>78580355
gis a look

>>78580355
Is that a pun you cunt?
>>78580366
We haven't found a way to block slav ips but just so you know slavs aren't allowed.

just got home

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>>78580294
must have done some atrocious shit in my past life to deserve it tbqh

get comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm8dU4HEZL0

These heavenly honeys just pulled the pin on my genital grenade. Scuse me; got a mess to clean up.

>>78580412
YAY

>>78580378
80% sure I spoke to Louis' mum from that video at work. She called in and was talking about her autistic son - Louis - and she sounded just like the mum from the video.

Thought about winding her up then realised I would most definitely be fired (whether I was right about it being her or not).

>>78580342
but y

Listen m8 just fuck off alright?

need to kill myself very soon dont see a near future in which i'm alive and well

>>78580387
go to sleep

>>78580406
just so you know, i'll fucking chin you if you set foot anywhere near bratistlava

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>>78580240

Right [spoiler]wing[/spoiler]

>>78580317
bit rude

>>78580438
Chortled

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>>78580294
do I look like an autistic loser

YOU CAN FORGET ALL ABOUT THAT OVERWATCH GAME LOUIS

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gib posh qt archiologist gf

Steaklad here

Literally been crying into my pillow for the last 2 hours

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>>78580339

greece was very nice lads btw you should go there one day or another

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>>78580399

>>78580520
Is that jellybean?

>>78580506
where about in greece?

>>78580520
wish i hadnt asked

>>78580520
Awful.
Would look better on her if she was black.

>>78580540
Ye

>>78580383
ugh
the writers this season have been absolutely atrocious

saw a very jewish looking person at uni today

just kept glaring

>>78580506
where'd you go cunt

>>78580543
patmos

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Chad is probably pumping his seed into her at this very moment.

Why even live?

YOU CANNOT BE AGRO LOUIS

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>that time I went to an anime meetup and even managed to not fit in amongst the spergs

>>78580520
>jellybean will never, ever be in prime condition again

the wall is tragic

En el nombre del padre, el dijo, y el espirit de santo.
Amen.

need an anime watching gf NOW

I shall gain access to your room by the window by taking the door off the hinge from the outside

LYNN WE NEED TO GO COLD TURKEY

*batters the shit out of Lynn*

>>78580604
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

>>78580576
you religious?

Getting drunk and watching old episodes of the Simpsons

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nobody finds me attractive enough to send my dad pics of me in my undies

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For me, it is Connor Doran. The epitome of this so-called '''''normie genera'''''l.

>>78580586
Fake news

STOP BEING SO BLOODY STUPID AND START HELPING YOURSELF

>>78580604
DES PA CITO

>>78580647
GOOD lad

What season?

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Give me one good reason why I should continue lurking here.

Once got called a racist for asking if a Spanish-speaking American online was Mexican, Cuban, or Guatemalan.
Then, he called me a racist for associating him with North American Spanish-speakers.

Why the fuck would I have thought that you were Spanish and not North American? This isn't Europe.

>>78580645
i don't abide by religion in my everyday life but i'm interested in catholicism and spirituality

>>78580647
can i watch?

Honestly might start carrying a picture book of memes around with me to help me express my emotions better, lord knows I'm completely incapable of doing it myself

saw the apocalypse today, it was pretty cool. its as if all of the light outside had its brightness turned down and its sharpness turned up a bit. a cute girl was walking not to far from me but our paths never met, but i was hoping we'd run into each other so that we could tell our grandkids we met during a cosmic event

>>78580676
Starting with season 5

Anything before that is utter tripe

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why are spaniards cannibals lads

Once got called a racist for being white

more than once, actually.

>>78580719
Where you at lad

>>78580721
No way Kamp Krusty is a Klassic

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>>78580608

Áve María, grátia pléna,
Dóminus técum.
Benedícta tū in muliéribus,
et benedíctus frúctus véntris túi, Iésus.[10]
Sáncta María, Máter Déi,
óra pro nóbis peccatóribus,
nunc et in hóra mórtis nóstrae. Ámen.

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Had a pic professionally taken today lads for a new job, t-thoughts? :/

>>78580604
amen *rubs your head*

duerme con los angeles

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY_cmEdbqvQ&feature=youtu.be

no bongs anymore

>>78580741
out here doin bad shit nigga

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>>78580608
completely forgot about this line

want to live on the mediteranean coast city life isn't doing anything good to me

>>78580767
what happened to it?

>>78580767
what will we do without the bongs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n9YWNX4rOk

why are pavement so good

>>78580721
>Anything before that is utter tripe
tragic taste

>>78580805
Tory cuts

>>78580741
south florida. we only got a partial eclit but it was still pretty neat. where you at nigga

>>78580805
insulted muslims

>>78580785
PSG lad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZuihDmYEvc

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Ywnhakh

>>78580805
public music prohibited by shariah unless it's the call to prayer

>>78580834
i don't support the neymar transfer i think it's utter bollocks

>>78580777
*blap blap*

>>78580854
Tragic.

>>78580854
I'd just settle with Tormund desu
comfy guy

>>78580805
it existed during the british empire so is being removed as it's insulting to the countries we colonised

>>78580294
was thinking about this earlier: what kind of treatment do psychiatrists give to pedophiles that keeps them from going crazy due to never being able to have the romantic relationships they desire?
could they give the same treatment to autistic losers who will never have a gf? because their situation seems similar.

*Louis's breathing becomes frantic and audible*

Just got called sexy in greggs

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>>78580854

Get that horrible goblin out of here.

>>78580870
neymar and al-kahalaifi may be sponsors of terrorism through their financial ties to the qataris but man that nerman kid can sure play ball

>>78580854
wonder if maisiebro will ever return

>>78580854
peng ting called Madison

>>78580943
>bro
FUCK OFF

>>78580828
Montana, we were at 93% but it didn't seem like it got very dark

>>78580854
Modern women, everyone.

>Northerners eat katsu chicken bakes from greggs as something 'a bit exotic'

all about Japanese Citypop at the moment

>>78580942
neymar is very good but 222 millions is just too much innit
where are we heading to if a man who can kick the ball costs 222 millions

>>78580870
Maybe you missed his rainbow flick and solo wonder goal but spee can help you out

dum duuuuuum dum, dum duuuuuum dum, dudadum dum dudada dum dudadum

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>>78580943

What's a masiebro?

>>78580990
He's worth it but he went to the wrong team

wish i was talented or even slightly passionate about SOMETHING

Loretta's Scars
In The Mouth A Desert
Fillmore Jive
Frontwards
Grounded

5 best 'ment songs

>>78580854
At least she's honest with the last bit eh

IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU

having a cheeky wank to old siri vids while the gf is asleep

>>78580805
maintenance in preparation for the rebranding deal, they're calling it massive muhammed

>>78581014
nah in PSG he's going to be the leader and the number one guy and that's what he wanted

>>78580990
>where are we heading to if a man who can kick the ball costs 222 millions

and women who can suck dicks are as cheap as $5


i love this world

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>>78581013
a man who cared so much about his waifu, he flew to Syria to fight in her name

>>78581019
did u see the cricket

Is /brit/ still a reddit flag lemon party?

>>78581015
you don't find passion, passion finds you. just go out there, live your life to the fullest, and something will come your way

:)

>>78580805
it needs repair

theyre actually gonna use £29 million to repair it lmao

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a black person touched me todays lads

>>78580837
favourite moment is when Louis starts hyperventilating

had a wank and still feel horny

>>78580854
>this is a British female celebrity
Why did you let the labour class out of their factories?

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The only time I wasn't depressed due to loneliness was when I was a wageslave, but then I was depressed about working 40 hours a week

There's no winning is there lads

>>78581099
222222

>>78580608
what is this a reference of

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>>78581055

>>78581105
AHHHH

>game of thrones
the only thing that the reddit friends talk about these days

>>78581059
He wanted to go to a club that he is bigger than but he should have joined a team in a better league

>>78581105
w-where did they touch you

>>78580905
got a yuge cock as well

>>78581162
>friends
no need to lie on the internet lad

Started seeing a new girl and accidentally stopped being an alcoholic, lads

>>78581128
Louis confronted

>>78581059
Should Arsenal sign Draxler?

>>78581072
which cricket lad

>>78581019
>no Summer Babe
>no Gold Soundz and Range Life
>no Silence Kit
what the F**K?!

went to my local mosque and called them what they were

bunch of rasheed paki nonces

got kicked out but it was worth it

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>>78581199
this one hahaha

>tfw my mates don't get that I need AT LEAST a week to recover socially from a night out

how the FUCK do those turbonormies do it

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>>78581105
wish anyone would touch me

>>78581128
see>>78580837

>>78581188
im sorry

the guys at uni*

went to my local mosque and said i was english and got arrested and thrown in jail

>>78581230
*grabs your cock with my mouth*

>>78580608
LYNN SHUT UP

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my mate is literally a jewish communist and a cuckold

memes really do come true

>>78581234
kek oh yea same vid as youve gone feral

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>>78581218

>>78581196
he should be a good fit in arsenal if he doesn't get injured but he's a very good player so i believe he should stay in paris

IT'S A

SECRET SOCIETY

reading jane jacobs

Watching the Alex Jones Joe rogan podcast

>>78580854

why is she pointing at her pussy

>>78581194
bet shes fat and ugly just like all yanks

>>78581024
GET OFF THAT FUCKING COMPUTER

>>78581261
>my mate
think we should implement some mccarthyism itt, you fucking commie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxH4-4MU23c
>yanks

listening to the H3 podcast

jake paul is alri

>>78581295
planlet
>>78581299
brainlet

>>78581194
there's a bender virginia poster now so watch your back

got called a nazi in Denny's lads

getting drunk

AND ANGIER
AND ANGIER
AND ANGIER
AND ANGIER
AND ANGIER
AND ANGIER

>>78581292
what is

>>78581309
nah not at all lad
quite short though

/brit/ is a SHIA general

>>78581319
>their reaction
>the like/dislike ratio
i feel so detatched

>>78581319
can't FATHOM how this could be enjoyable

spending my evening around tradies
a baffling folk
very rich though

>>78581336
dont do it

>>78581336
DO IT

>>78581365
What is it?

>>78581334
I'll bash his 'ead in

>>78581376
too late, i'm 4 buds in

>>78581350
post pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrYL07hPw4w

This one overtakes Louis confronted

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>>78581299
good lad.

one of the most memorable things on the internet, ijust wish joe rogan wasn't such a pussy on that one trying to reign alex in and i really wish eddie bravo wasnt there since he was just a distraction.

reading jane jacobs lads

>>78581364
There's definitely something wrong
Maybe the video is only known to reddit niche rick and morty idiots

NEED a shit ughhhhhhh

travelling again in a few days

>>78581397
crack open a sparkling water and watch anime

canny wait for the great race war to reach its peak this Saturday

>>78581392
a bunch of turbonormies packed like sardines in a bar to watch game of thrones

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very lewd barbi

I see these two/three hearse funeral cars almost every week. Is that normal?

>>78581404
>german
>brony and furry
bit sad now

you don't play enough to play with us
you're just saying stuff

>>78581439
With the three feminists at the front?

lionel richie's daughters are surprisingly white

walked into spoons wearing full Saint Laurent and got called a poof

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>>78581432
see you there~

>>78581432
whats happening on saturday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9KYC_uMRJI

hahaha

>>78581455
best part is when he admits to wanking into a stuffed toy

>>78581105
don't want to hear about your wank if i'm honest

>>78581477
the great race war

>stamp collecting
>reading a book
hahahaha
no idea what this videos about though

>>78581465
I think so

>>78581439
>turbonormies
No. theyre insane yank hipsters

>>78581477
the man punching contest

>>78581513
>tfw have ketchup phobia

http://www.listchallenges.com/reddits-top-200-books

how many have you read

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>>78581549
BOO!

>>78581513
these are just getting ridiculous

the virgin trance
the chad techno

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>>78581584

*waits for new thread to post the post he has in mind*

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>how many have you read

>>78581577
only non-reddit books in the top 50:
>the bible
>lolita
>the road

>>78581582
looking at it gives me a bad taste in my mouth but honestly when i see it in real or the smell my heart starts pounding and i used to get very angry because of it

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>>78581629

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>the bible

Love Jesus, simple as

>>78581633
You're on the spectrum, you dirty fucking french pig.

>>78581584
that's actually a decent one that sticks to the original format of virgin normalcy vs chad extremes

too many of these newer ones seem to think virgin = bad while chad = good and don't bother to have the text on each side actually contrast much at all

fucking internet started throttling at 7.
Nearly 3 hours later and I'm still getting 0.5mbs download speed

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>that's actually a decent one that sticks to the original format of virgin normalcy vs chad extremes

>too many of these newer ones seem to think virgin = bad while chad = good and don't bother to have the text on each side actually contrast much at all

>>78581649
this image has been doctored

i dont knife for fun but i'll knife your mum

>>78581707
Is it to be implied you were on the internet at home all day?

>>78581735
>>78581735
>>78581735
NEW

>>78581735
>>78581735
>>78581735
NEW

>>78581721
see now this is a misuse of the so-called "dora"

allow me to explain...

>>78581629
how can you even get through lolita
jesus fuck is Nabokov boring
was he reading the dictionary while writing his novel?

>>78581724
fuck off

is it runty to raise a child in a flat / apartment / whatever even if you own it

I have enough bedrooms in mine and don't really want to move out haha