/brit/

>edition
youre meant to write backwards u paki

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD 2bh

is it true? are sikhs really bro tier?

>>78577882
they read right to left

wish india would glass pakistan already

That Nadiya woman from Bake Off has a very attractive face.

can hear normies screeching loudly in the pub over the road

:DDDDDDD

had dinner, still hungry and also bored and also not looking forward to work

NEED SOME GOOD HEADPHONES LADS any recommendations innit

stop posting this thread is too early
fucking hell can't you behave

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anime

>>78577970
jog on nigel

>>78577969
Sennheiser

Not even that expensive

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>>78577972

just got banned from /sp/ lads

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what's Barron starring at?

The only tune

That I could play

Was fuck the pope

And the IRA

can hear rorke FUMING at this edition

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>>78578001

allah akbar bismillahi rahmani rahim etc.

>>78577970
no janny means no rules

>>78578001
ur mum haha

>>78577969
1) figure out your price range
2) find the applicable /g/ chart
3) compare and analyse your needs
4) pick something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3F3DsXLSaw

think this might be the best song i've ever heard

average iq of a bradleyposter is 65

>>78577999
nice trips
did you make a perro caca thread?

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APOLOGISE AUSTRALIA

>>78577969
Audio technical ATH M50s

>>78578049
just had to check it had sub 20k views before listening, I'm sure you understand

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>>78578001

>>78578063
Will I be reading all those words? No I will not.

i'll give you everything you need
i'll give you everything you need

>>78578057
>a
good lad

feeling quintessentially british

>>78578062
I posted a clothed female in a match thread

>>78578063
sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryMMzYp07Zs

think this might be the best song i've ever heard

LITERALLY PAKISTANI PROPAGANDA ON BBC 2 RIGHT NOW

FUMING

>>78578114
based muslim mods banned you because she wasn't wearing burqa then

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>stares down the sun bare eyed
>sun hides behind the moon
SOL BTFO

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>>78578025
don't like it when there's no rules

>>78578167
lmao

I Ii
II I_

anime
an i me
am i gay?
yes
yes i am

>>78578167
how will Apollo ever recover?

>>78574546
Most incels think they're hot shit and that girls are missing out on having an amazing boyfriend by not being with them. Me included.

The difference is that confident uglies had great parents and an amazing childhood so they grow up being extroverted and their looks don't hold them back

>>78578153
Given up watching/reading/browsing BBC

Want to go and eat some custard creams but my housemates are in the kitchen and I don't want to make small talk

>>78578244
are you?

whats the fastest way to a womans heart?

>>78578167
KEK

>>78578153
t. Pranjeet

>>78578334
up the bum

>>78578334
being a good cook

>>78578302
Are you steak-anon?

>>78578334
Act like you really care about what she talks about and then jokingly pester her for a week to date you.

>>78578299
this desu
so biased despite not actually being biased and receiving equal complaints from leftists and rightists

does pay to be a nice friendly guy sometimes. people do treat you better and are more likely to do favours for you.

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United are going to win the league, aren't they?

>>78578334
cash money
nah I don't really believe this

business idea: visit several different flatshares and purposely find one with a virgin type bloke living there and then spend all my time in the kitchen when i move in

>>78578334
Text her a picture of your willy

>>78578351
false
I made some banging potato waffles & beans for this girl on tinder and she never returned any of my texts after

hey n00b i chakked your blit in the wolsh yesterday

>>78578384
Huddersfield Town la

>>78578334
if you can make a woman laugh you can make her do anything

Lads what is that hyper autistic website that has ''documents'' on these fictional weird creatures that do random shite?

spiders are actually the good guys

>>78578384
mourinhos second season la

>>78578384
it's been 2 games

>>78578384
'no'

>>78578357
Certainly not, I'm (unironically) a vegetarian

>>78578391
I'm not a virgin I had sex once five years ago so the joke's on you

So /brit/
What went so wrong?

>>78578423
CPS?

Called someone a hysterical runt on a normie tech forum and got permanently banned

number 1 band ever coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1wzBI6EKxk

>*works in a coal mine in north wales for 50 years*

>>78578447
good lad
meat is murder

>>78578423
boards.ie

>>78578375
>despite not actually being biased and receiving equal complaints from leftists and rightists
This trope is older than my gran

>>78578396
>I made some banging potato waffles & beans
what are u doing??

>>78578447
Ah, in the old /Brit/ thread one anon wouldn't go and cook his steak in the kitchen because of the housemates in there

>>78578497
who doesnt like potato waffles and beans?

time for 2nd dinner

>>78578496
your gran is a fat whore

>>78578423
SCP Project
cringe whenever people speak highly of it

>>78578448
I blame John Major

why do normies expect us to view them as intelligent members of society

normies need to realise that they're nothing more than farm animals for social media and loans companies

>>78578508
eat my dick?

I probably should become a vegetarian
I feel uneasy about the treatment of animals in the food industry but on the other hand it tastes really good

>>78578486
You're not wrong, I've also delved into veganism recently (also unironically), mostly out of curiosity after watching those Netflix propaganda videos. Not really noticed any difference in health or vitality desu, think it was because I already had a pretty healthy diet before

>>78578505
It's probably something a lot of us struggle with I'd imagine

>>78578448
Too many rorkes

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>>78578544
good post

>>78578423
You're going to get terminated now lad

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>>78578560
>>>/britfeel/
This is a nerd free zone

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>I feel uneasy about the treatment of animals in the food industry

>>78578562
I'd like a healthy serving of that

>>78578460
Pavement are good but not the best ever
Respect your opinion tho

>>78578577
switching is easy and it's a positive life decision
obv up to you though, hope you join the mandem

>>78578606
*gently ushers you back to facebook as you dribble green goo on the floor*
sorry about that lads, just a stray normie
a yank, at that

>>78578637
/brit/ is a normie general
been getting shit since politics spamming virgins entered after brexit

OH NOOOOOOOO the animals :(

if only we'd just let them live! think of all the amazing things the aminals would accomplish if only we'd leave them to their own devices.... :( poor aminals they;re soo cute and fluffy and stuff

Why did Walker get sent off?

>>78578623
problem is I've got really into cooking the past year and so many of my favourite things to make have meat in them
do you know any good vegetarian cooking sites?

>>78578613
WTF

>>78578697
Greater London

pavement are a fantastic band

>>78578697
*kills you*
*eats your corpse*
it's fine, you're much less intelligent than me, cabbage

>>78578670
Don't know why you bother replying to me, drone, you have nothing edifying offer up to my intellect.

>>78578699
2 yellows

the second yellow was a bit soft 2bh, the ref thought he had elbowed someone going for a header but he didn't really

don't quite "get" your gimmick

>>78578543
You're very gullible if you fall for that old line mate

>>78578545
Why? It's turbo autism but I do really admire the premise and some of the stories are pretty interesting for fiction

Remember one about a staircase with a ghost at the bottom, that was spoopy

>>78578729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhF2a03i65Y

>>78578742
*makes a grunting noise and shits on the floor*
bet you regret killing me now! my life is just as valuable as yours

pavements are for walking on sweaty x

remember when david blaine was in that perspex box in london and people started throwing eggs and shit at him. love it.

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>>78578742
>people actually think that way

>>78578708
if you're worried about the cooking, there's meat replacements you can try that are pretty tasty but cook differently and are quite expensive (for what they are, roughly the same as meat costs)
I got books for my bday
there's loads though, give it a quick google. Also just normal cooking websites have veggie options

pavement is a bloody awful name for a band
it's not evocative, it's not cool, it's just what you walk on

>>78578750
Ok

How was the King Rooney goal?

Business idea: Band name: The muck spreaders

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>>78578823
MISSED IT MAKING DINNER AND I HAVEN'T SEEN A REPLY YET

>>78578790
how are you still moving and typing? I ate you?!

having a cheeky cup of tea after 9pm

>>78578715
baffling post

*parts cheeks and lays a big poo on the thread*

Marathon Downton Abbey

Yay or Nay?

>>78578780
For me, it is Perfume-V.

>>78578850
Are you the steak lad that can't get to the kitchen?

>>78578872
waheyyyyy it's everyone's favourite balding african manlet! wahheyyy

>>78578863
it's dark out mate you're mental

>>78578770
Well thats the thing, turbo autism just makes me cringe, I feel like a manchild reading it. I used to be into RP shit as a kid and when I found out the other guys were 20 or even 30 year olds I always felt awkward like I was doing something shameful

>>78578819
I know I could search for some, just wondering if you had any recommendations
or even a specific cookbook

love test cricket
love pavement
hate wageslavery

>>78578926
are you watching bbc 2 brother
it's about india/pakistan and why they hate each other

>>78578742
are you arguing that eating cabbage is wrong?

shut the fuck off

>>78578911
no but the normies I live with did prevent me from getting back to my room

>>78578917
Alri

>>78578951
yes

>>78578936
nah so sites i know are good personally laddo, i'm a shit cook anyway, just make pasta or chinese shit with tofu

>>78578968
lmfao

>>78578946
wish they'd hurry up and finish testing cricket so we can play the complete game

>>78578977
why dont you marry a cabbage if you love them so much

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'kin hell

>>78578997
don't you laugh at me ;{

>>78578946
sublime post this

>>78578968
So you ate dinner standing in the hallway?

>>78579010
I hope you plan to give this specimen a jolly good talking to about proper grammar

>>78579010
Love me some autistic girls.

>>78578950
its really late now, 1:30 am so can't say i am
should be sleeping honestly, i'll catch it on youtube

>>78579010
post shirt

reading some jane jacobs

how to deal with being ugly and all the insults taht come along with that?

>>78579010
bot

>>78579056
This

>>78578545
it would make an excellent premise for a vidya if it was done right

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love pints
love dota2
hate the bradley poster

simple as

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>your shirt is just delightful

>>78579033
no I just went to throw something in the oven but I ended up having to talk to these gimps for like 3 minutes

feel small and weak now i've been on a cut for 3 months but getting lots more attention from women

unsure what to think

Greater London thinks I'm the Bradleyposter

footage of the eclipse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAacZoIJUN0

when the money's gone I have to pray for a million

>>78579112
think you should fuck off to bloggit you facespace cunt normie fuck off

>>78579082
actually it's been done but the current iterations suck
it's the sort of thing that should have triple A production

>>78579119
DON'T OPEN THIS IT WILL BLIND YOU

love the bradley posters
hate rocks

simple as

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>the bradley poster

Why is /brit/ so shit now?

>It's a friends post about a night out to which you weren't invited

ah yes

Why are the BBC giving time to confirmed bullshitters like this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40995165

For me, it is Zurich Is Stained.

>>78579112
height/weight?

>>78578822
Yeah it's a fucking shite name, way to kill your chances of any success

>>78579139
The Bradley poster

>>78579151
5'9 203lbs

>>78579154
they are good in spite of their name

....3/3....so in conclusion stay soft and cuddly /brit/ i outtie, peace!

>>78579139
russian hackers

>>78579140
did you stay up all night

>>78579168
fatty haha

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>5'9

>>78579177
bye

>>78579168
ey fatty boom boom

new gimmick idea: pavement

5'10
90kg/200lbs

come at me

>>78579223
that extra weight better be muscle haha

Update: Heard a cessation in activity in the kitchen, seized my moment to run in, get 4 custard creams, and then retreat back to my room

Fucking state of these wastemen on BBC1

KEK the guy on bbc 2 is basically saying feminism is leading to a drugs problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

>>78579223
No you'll eat me

>>78579082
Yeah it would be a fucking mental vidya, LOONEY levels of autism as well

might join the order of nine angels

>>78579258
>>78579260
dont fucking care

brodys out

>>78579260
>>78579258
WHICH ONE DO I WATCH

>>78579258
>>78579260
do you even care that your third eye is crusting over watching that lowest common denominator sludge?

>>78579258
>>78579260
BBC shills out

>>78579151
6'0 80kg rn, about 14% bf i reckon

>>78579168
What have you cut from?

*hops in my van*

>>78579300
t. 4channer

PAKI PIFF TINGS ON BBC 2

>>78579325
I browse 4chan ironically.

>>78579139
Full of rorkes

>>78579315
I'd give you the succ.

>>78579315
pic of bum and i'll estimate your bf%

>>78579139
its alright

>>78579258
Fucking licence fee

I've posted my balls on 4chan a couple of times but never the penis

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Wut 2 wank 2?

>>78579402
gay fisting

>>78579266
i figure a free-roaming rpg style would suit it as you could accumulate things like ranks and clearances, and because of the variance of the SCPs themselves there would be a lot of possibilities for the gameplay
would fund it if i could

>>78579402
gay fishing

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23.0 BMI
0.104 WHR

>>78579396
Why so?

>>78579402
audio porn

>>78579364
bit gay that

>>78579376
shan't

>>78579364
how eclipsey was your lands?

>>78579428
I am proud of my balls but ashamed of my penis

>go out with girl
>messages me after saying how much fun she had
>ask her out again yesterday
>she says yes and seems all keen
>ask her if me picking her up at 6:30 suits
>no response

oi ye awesome totally going to sit by phone all day at work waiting for a response ay

>>78579431
does this work?

everythings so fucking boring lads

>>78579463
Didn't see it.
Also, the freeways and probably the highways were all blocked up because everyone were traveling to see it.
Don't really care tbf.
Saw a lunar eclipse once and thought to myself, "eh."

>>78579507
r/gonewildaudio

Best wanks of my life until VR came out

>>78579525
edgy

>>78579512
edgy

>>78579507
it's a happy medium between pure imagination and video which is psychologically damaging. I love it

>>78579531
yes, also eraudica and literotica audio.

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>5'10
>90kg/200lbs

>>78579531
Shit you're jerking off with VR? Don't you feel a little ashamed after you ejaculate, wearing all that equipment just to rub one out?

gimme a cheeky limerick

>>78579531
a VR wank is like nothing else desu, love dusting it off now and then for one

>>78579564
>all that equipment
not really

>>78579564
its not like it's good for much else

>>78579564
See >>78579586
It's totally worth looking around at ass n tiddies in your face

>POOVERTON

>>78579564
it's just the goggles and headphones. using a flesh light is a bit too far gone territory but a regular VR wank is unreal

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think i'm just going to eat a cinnamon roll play fifa and go to bed desu

>>78579646
SHUT UP

>>78579607
I suppose it would bother me keeping a third person view of myself in my head, imagining how pathetic I looked in the process

>>78579501
tell me about it.

>go out
>meet girl randomly
>have a good time
>"here anon take my number"
>text her
>ghosted
LOL

>>78579662
kek itll be normal one day

can't even remember what it felt like to have a social life

>>78579671
*the norm

>>78579551
just bored lad not edgy in the slightest desu

>>78579659
Didn't see the goal I've got talksport on at work

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What do you think she is listening to, lads and lasses?

>>78579692
salty bags of coins

did the man kick the ball

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no toil tomorrow.

anyone here used interpals?

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For me, it's the fuck my big black ass mega masturbator. Imagine THAT with added VR

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>>78579662

>>78579010
you are shirt lol

>Love liberty
>Love capitalism
>Hate populism and authoritarianism.

>>78579722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HjpL-Ns6_A

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getting kicked out soon lads might end up homeless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnHfmnMzPvQ

>you will never be in south london 1999 seeing out the millennium with the last ever pavement show
literally why live

>tfw no weenie roast gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVytXppIFw0

>>78579750
have the white version of this and use it with my VR headset all the time

>>78579778
Bunk with Poleaboo

>>78579778
get a job

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>>78579402

Girls do porn
Tumblr
Gonewild audio

>POOVERTON

>>78579722
The Beatles https://www.youtube.com/embed/qvypQtn4bVc

She likes the heavy sounds of proto-metal

>>78579778
get a job your runt

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>>78579778
if my mum ever kicks me out I will do myself in in the front garden the moment the door closes behind me

>>78579795
this sort of racism is now the norm in drumpf's amerikkka

>>78579790
50s life seems nice

>>78579778
how the fuck can this happen? your parents can't LEGALLY force you in to homelessness

>>78579861
i'm black

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for me, it's legendarylootz

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wish this were me after being gang raped by a group of barbaric brit conquerors haha

>>78579915
stay away from our sex toys

>>78579778
where you from lad? got a spare bed near manchester

>>78579912
Sure if he's a legal adult

>>78579932
>>78579932
>>78579932
NEW

>>78579932
>>78579932
>>78579932
NEW

>>78579917
amber cutie for me

>>78579954
>30 posts early

fuck off cunt

>>78579975
second time the cunt does it

>>78580098
report it

>>78579666
ive seen her like 5 times at this point. thing is in order to see her tonight, i have to race home from work, clean up, get changed and leave within like 20 minutes.

just say no if you arent interested ffs, now i have to wait for a reply to sort out my evening

Jizzum