>the sun hates americans so much it hides behind the moon

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>americans will launch a rocket filled with cash into the sun to tip it

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>the moon is so far from having an American flag that it blocks out the sun

>>78576484
the sun is afraid of you lunatics

it learned from Japans mistakes

> be fat American
> block the Sun

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This board does not dissapoint me

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>the moon nearly de-orbited into earth when the Americans landed on it

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>be american
>see blue moon
>salute it while chatting "blue lives matter!"
>break out into applause

>be american
>see new moon
>launch a nuke at it for being black and looking threatening

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>be american
>see solar eclipse
>lock yourself in basement, because God took away sun

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>be american
>see rainbow
>shoot it for "infecting the children"

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>>78577785
holy shit

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>>78576484
The moon deserves to be nuked desu

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>>78576484