Our President edition
>>78576352
yes
I want to breed Ivanka
K so Im stuck in southern Illinois for another 12hrs because of meme train tickets and have no place to stay
Already been here for 15hrs
How do I waste time? Get wasted?
>>78576355
imagine having a sister younger than you who is an entitled cunt and got you evicted from your home, so she could fuck her manchild boyfriend
The eclipse was so fucking cool. Feel bad for the losers not in totality
>>78576424
jack off on the shitter
>>78576352
A L P H A
L
P
H
A
eclipse was good
>>78576478
LITERALLY me
>>78576430
>not beating the shit out of him
Hello fatties! lol
What I wouldn't give to breed 23 children from Ivanka
>>78576423
lewd
>some muslim holding up a sign in Catalan
>Islam = pau
>Google Translate says it means dick in Spanish
wew
>>78576518
>>78576502
will trade your sister for some heroin
>>78576355
I'll hold her hand ifykwim
1 - How is it feeling nothing after watching the eclipse? Taking a picture just not to feel left out? To pretend the hype was worth it?
2 - What the fuck is all this fuss about going blind and shit? Haven't you guys ever looked at the sun before? You don't go immediately blind, gotta be a retard to reach that level. Probably just American classic hysteria and a market plan to sell sunglasses.
Of one thing I'm sure, it's time for camera repair shops to raise their prices, dumb Twitter cunts will try to film it and burn their sensors all around the country.
>>78576462
>German
>Masturbation
>Shit
checks out
>>78576462
Been there done that
>>78576448
Same
>>78576504
she only dates kikes
saw a full eclipse once....
It was the sun in front of the moon, like wow.
>>78576589
Good thing I'm jewish
>>78576490
not wear i live
*converts to judaism*
>>78576534
Why does spain allow muslims ?
this wasn't very good. why do I keep falling for the "fun" meme
A lot of sour grapes about this eclipse ITT
Reminder that my whatsapp number is
+5215578301781
like if you wanna talk about the eclipse just hit me up
just came to the realization I need to find a young attractive white women who is willing to give me lots of children
who can i sue for the shit eclipse?
>sits in the back pew at a church
>laugh under my breath the whole time
Christians btfo
>>78576664
>yfw Spain has a higher percentage of muslims than Canada
Well they still have exclave cities in Africa that are Spanish clay but full of muslims since Spain conquered them. Also they used to own Spanish Morocco so you get the immigrants from former colonies.
>44500-58300 a year entry level logistics position as a civilian contractor for the army with upwards mobility
Thinking about taking it since I'm a shit hourly associate for a biotech company
My penis is average sized
how to tell somebody doesn't have a soul:
they weren't impressed by the eclipse
tfw no gf
https://youtu.be/mSyBGUBlZ5I
how to tell someone is a moron
he was impressed by his 70% eclipse.
>>78576761
Italy colonized Libya yet receives no Libyans, while France gets 6 million Algerian and Spain gets 2.5 million morrocans. Why is this?
>>78576814
soulless NPC detected
My professor is a fucking loser. He was so excited about the meme eclipse and refused to talk about anything else for like 30 minutes. This is a chemistry class, not anything to do with space
>set alarm clock to wake up before eclipse
>have trouble falling asleep
>turn alarm off so I can get a full 8 hours
>wake up early anyways
>5 minutes after the eclipse
>My professor is a fucking loser. He was so excited about the meme eclipse and refused to talk about anything else for like 30 minutes. This is a chemistry class, not anything to do with space
wtf
anti trump shit on my CUM
w
tf
MAG
A
M
A
G
A
GET THE FUC KOUT LIBERAL IDIIOT KEKS
KEKISTAN WILLRISE AGAIN
MA
G
A
A
i hope he goes blind
>chemistry has nothing to do with space
>>78576850
Italy lost Libya in WWII, they didn't have a chance to pour in when they were decolonizing like the Algerians did.
>>78576478
>tfw no train to wave to
>>78576912
love these posts
>>78576920
FUCK YOU NIGGA.. I KNOW I'M A BRAINLET OK. BUT I JUST WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MOLES AND SHIT
>>78576722
if you took that higher paying job you would have more money
women love money
>>78576921
Hmmmmmmmmm interesting, sucks to be frog or chorizo tbqh
>>78576933
>tfw too many anti suicide prevention near the rails so you cant get close to watch to zoom by without looking like a suicidal person
>>78576965
it doesnt has to do with space
didnt even get dark here
>it doesnt has to do with space
>>it doesnt has to do with space
>>78576856
If you're in Chem 101 the professor probably cares more about the eclipse than some shitty freshmen/sophomores
I saw a picture of Gaben in a window of a university building/hall
Who /totality/ here?
>>78577050
I often think about suicide when I'm at a train station. Not like I actually want to do it, I just think about what it would be like to step out in front when a train passes by.
>>78577135
whom
This is disgusting, I now know why the media cut the clip off when the statue hits the ground.
>>78577140
90% meh
>>78576896
My fellow American poster is a fucking newfag. He was so excited about the meme arrows and refused to lurk any second more before spewing 140 characters. This is an international board, not anything to do with microblogging.
chemistry is a sub branch of phyisics that has to do with hte study of matter
the fuck do i even put in my CV if i just finished high school and never worked...
>hi im anon
>highly proficient in cuteposting and shitposting
>>78577186
southern fatties BTFO
>>78577179
who
alcohol should be illegal
english is a sub branch of math
>>78576355
same
she can't even set up an xbox and they don't even have rgb any more
>>78577193
Feels good being in the path of totality master race
>>78577186
American Cultural Revolution
>>78577249
They tried that.
It just makes organized crime super rich.
>>78577186
>that guy with a guitar
>>78577186
>>78576352
ECLIPSE?
FAKE NEWS
>>78577254
HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEAJAJAJJAHOHOHOHOHOHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>78577249
>marry-your-hannah should be illegal
>what exploding costs?
>what mexican cartels?
t. reagan
>>78577186
Ever thus for traitors.
>>78577367
cannabis should be legal
alcohol should be illegal
>>78577274
how was it. you'd still have to be close to the middle of the path otherwise it may be a few sec of total darkness?
you can only pick one
>cannabis should be legal
>>78577407
Those are drawings.
>>78577338
Kumbaya my lord
*feebly kicks*
>>78577443
Its harmless
>>78577407
Right
Need an ayyrab gf tbqh lads
>>78577449
yes, and?
When Jordan Peterson says 'bloody' it just doesn't sound right, so I'd like to issue an official decree ordering Canadians to stop appropriating our dialect NOW
>>78577407
right
seldom has my dick been harder
@443
ddit mmick
>>78577402
Got 30 seconds of totality where it was all spooky and dark. It was cool
>>78577473
Pre or post nose job?
>>78577511
Preferably pre
America is losing global significance under this Trump clown.
By the time hes out of office our global force projection will be a fraction of what it once was.
>its harmless
>ddit gimmick
>Its harmless
>smoking the devil's lettuce
>>78577535
Delusional
nuke all you'reselfs
nonwhites should be illegal
>>78577535
this country is filling up with chicanos, do you want that to be the world power?
>>78577535
>America is losing global significance
>literally can't go a day without hearing his name
Seems like he is making sure the world never forgets about the USA
>>78577561
only if the nukes are filled with confetti and candy
we haven't had a massive fedora run like this one in a while
So are those eclipse sunglasses gonna be half off come tomorrow?
>>78576448
2024 is ours
>>78577566
Excellent post
>>78577550
How so?
>we haven't had a massive fedora run like this one in a while
>>78577629
how old is this pic? i remember seeing it in middle school a decade ago
weed makes me too self conscious
alcohol makes me lose all inhibitions
sometimes the only way to win is to not play.
>>78577676
Your delusional if you think America is not the number 1 economy, military, and cultural hegemony in the world
>sometimes the only way to win is to not play.
>>78577620
they are of one time use
In a mood for a sweet snack but I don't have anything small at home and a bowl of cereal would be too much because I'm going to bed in half an hour.
hahahahahahahahaha
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/samuel-l-jackson-magic-johnson-lazy-migrants-italy-tuscany-forte-dei-marmi-louis-vuitton-a7905026.html
>>78577222
maybe volunteer stuff, extracurricular activities, languages you speak, maybe rrelevant hobbies
In the US it doesn't matter because they expect you to call them and be desperate (unless you live somewhere with a lack of people to work). It's mostly just gaps of time where you do nothing that looks bad - which wouldn't apply to students.
I also wouldn't know what european and/or danish or canadian employers expect
>>78577599
Being popular for being REALLY stupid isnt the same as having significance.
America has lost so much credibility already, and with this clown saying stupid shit constantly its only getting worse. No country can even trust Americas word anymore because this idiot flip flops on shit constantly
Fuck the abyss
i should get a job
happening
I, too, want a korean gf who lets me give it to her in the hiney-hole.
>>78577710
I didnt say it wasnt, of course it is. Im saying were losing credibility and significance
>>78577792
>sleeping at 22:30
you are like a little baby
>>78577906
We aren't
>>78577812
Shitaly BTFO
calle call
dling music rn. I think my Ipod can store 20 GB. I kind of just want to fill the whole thing up and never have to bother searching for new music to listen to again.
I made a post relevant to the eclipse today on FB and didnt get any (you)'s
daily reminder
>>78577954
download good youtube mixes and put them on there. Minimum effort music to enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjGwHFm4-AQ
>>78577186
>lenin statue still stands in my state
TEAR. IT. DOWN.
>>78577973
Post more, and don't forget to put as much information into your posts as possible while clicking on ads you like.
>>78578014
do it, coward
>visit eastern europe
>'lol we dont have any lenin statues anymore but check it out we turned one into Darth Vader!! XD isnt that wacky'
god i hate revisionists
I FEEL SO INVINCIBLE
I'M THE SCULPTURE MADE OF CLAAAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNDknB7UpFo
>>78577992
just found a site where it converts youtube audio in 320 kbps. gonna go looking for random genre mixes.
>>78577906
protecting the ocean (and it's airspace by extention) the most important job ever, and is very significant. a single US aircraft carrier with all of its soldiers, sailors, and cargo is a larger navy than what most countries have.
>>78578014
It's privately owned. iirc the guy who brought it over just thought of it as a curiosity.
>>78578150
come on its not the only song they have made
>be me
>wake up this morning
>whole place is shrouded in utter darkness
>remember Eclipse is today
>but Eclipse was 2 hours ago
>why does everything look so bleak and desolate and without hope right now??
>remember Dronald Drumpff is still in office
oh yeah, that's why.
>>78578149
You think they'd just put some statues of victims of gommunism beside them or something to make a point.
>>78578168
do you think antifa would care if a confederate statue in a public place was privately owned?
ink was a really important invention
>>78578231
*retweets*
RESIST
His sword, sole companion....ALWAAAAYS THEEEEEEEERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffF0e2h4TU
>>78578258
Calm down you faggot, nobody even mentioned the antifa bullshit. I don't give a shit.
>>78578150
is this the same vocalist as the jester race? it sounds nothing like him
>>78577928
I have to get up at 5:45 to be at work at 6:30. The upside is that I'm back home at 15:30.
>>78578387
why are you sperging out?
>>78578429
yes la
maybe he went through puberty xD
>>78578473
You were the one who started sperging out about antifa randomly, as if I was defending them even though they were never mentioned.
>write a lengthy helpful reply on reddit
>he asks a follow up question but didn't upvote my first response
heh...expecting another reply? think again kiddo...
>>78578536
you just seem a bit defensive
>>78578591
You came out of left field with this presumptive accusatory nonsense, so yes I defended myself.
>go to bars
>girls walk up to you
does this happen to you?
>>78578521
compare that to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H12juqO77o
not a fond of that clayman album. think i'll stick to the jester race thanks very much
>>78578664
yes
>>78578664
Yes
Bud/buddy > all others
>>78578641
squats are fuccin' hard work, buds
>>78578706
who /pal/ here
i miss my bf
>>78578664
yes, how else would I order my drinks?
>>78578706
why'd they leave out the south?
Been holding in a shit all day
>>78578706
prefer "cunt" myself
reminder to hold love in ur heart for the rest of this century
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAacZoIJUN0&feature=youtu.be#t=557
>>78578964
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw
>>78578967
gay
>>78578967
there will be one in 2024
>>78578812
fag
>Chinese people aren't ants they are hu-
>>78578955
Good honest working-class breakfast desu, perfectly sets you up for a day working on a construction site
>>78577591
anchor baby here, i wish to go back
>>78579066
fuck you
>>78579181
good luck
>>78577689
try crack instead
Fucking hate fags
>>78579221
no thanks, homo.
i don't swing that way
I live in this house
>>78579136
so comfy
>>78579255
Please remove all the new mexican ones from here.
>>78579280
>ranch-style
>>78579280
doxxed
I HATE FLORIDA SO FUCKING MUCH
Me in the red
>>78579424
>D.C
what
>>78579462
district of columbia dummy
>>78579462
Despues de Cristo
>>78579416
Hating the reason Trump got elected and ZimZam isn't in jail? Un-American tbqhwy
why are posters obsessed with me?
best girl
Gimme the beat boys and free my soul, I wanna get lost in your rock n roll and drift away
>>78579509
who
>>78579462
I stole that from some spics
>>78579503
this, florida is cool
is cara a trap
cara is ugly
>>78579166
>t. not a construction worker
That would give me indigestion, and the last thing I want is indigestion on a jobsite that doesn't have toilets.
>>78579559
might as well be, you fuck something that mannish looking and you're basically gay anyway
>>78579559
Ayy lmao mutant actually
>>78579526
I hate that song more than almost any other song.
i want a qt irani gf pl0x
>>78579644
Day after day I'm more confused
Yet I look for the light in the pouring rain
You know that's a game that I hate to lose
I'm feelin' the strain, ain't it a shame
really fucking hungover
>>78579663
>turns out it's actual a boy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexuality_in_Iran
muh based islam fighting degeneracy
spooky
>>78579644
you need to get the beat from the boys and free your soul. you have to get lost in their rock and roll and drift away.
you just don't get it yet.
>>78579710
degenerate
>>78579743
what could it be
>>78579809
my god
>>78579799
nuke yourself
>>78579809
>>78579827
It's the same principle as the pinhole eclipse projectors...
bazinga
>>78579866
or could it be demons and aliens?
>>78576352
piss toilet poopoo is not my president
>>78579839
I'm not the alcoholic with a hang over
Violent online hate groups shielding their identities. Sad!
>>78579946
duh. he couldn't run a third term
>>78578240
There's a park in Moscow that has one next to an old statue of Stalin. Makes less sense for the rest of Eastern Europe though; they don't feel responsible for communism and blame Russkies for it instead
I like how every white person has become a "racist" in the last 2 years.
where was all this talk in the 90', 00's? the more time that has passed since the end of segregation the more desperate liberals have become to latch onto a problem to fight for.
I'm being derelict in my work.
anyone from r/incel here?
>>78580146
all the oregon posters
>>78580146
r/volcel here
>>78579602
Just do a huge sloppy shit in the portaloo and then tell all your construction worker mates not to go in for the next half hour because it stinks so bad. It's QUINTESSENTIAL working class humour
>>78580146
No, you fucking loser.
kys
>>78580085
all of the nazis came out of the woodwork
hey.... fatties........ hehehe
talk to me on whatsapp
please
>>78580085
>where was all this talk in the 90', 00's?
they looked at a sheet of paper and noticed that women and black people were getting payed less, and connected it with civil rights
anyone from r/cheeseandrice here?
>>78580179
Stop being such a condescending fuck.
he's back
>>78580202
99 people in line for bread
99 people in line
one gets a loaf and takes it home
98 people in line for bread
>>78580221
Are you a woman or POC?
>>78580221
they dont' get paid less
they earn less
>he thinks the wage gap is real
>>78580234
t. someone from a backwards society with no well-developed class system where those in the upper-middle class can look sneeringly down at the so-called 'working' class with a mixture of condescension and bemusement
>>78580403
no one thinks that
>>78580421
america has a well developed class system based on income and race
>>78580189
>commies come out of the woodwork
>nazis start banding together to retaliate against them
Where have i heard this before?
Business idea: Canada, but governed by the British
what's new buds
>>78580189
Yes, like all 20 of them
>>78580510
could work
>>78580403
who?
also the greentext is redundant for this post >>78580221 (if it wasn't obvious)
>>78580274
nope
>>78580384
but on paper it shows up as "pay" and they don't care. Probably something similar with police violence
>>78580571
no it doesn't.
BLS data says "earnings"
me in the blue and red
/cum/ in the green and white
>>78576352
ummm..why isn't ANYONE talking about how Trump is looking at the eclipse without protection??!
Who is the most powerful poster on /cum/?
>poverty ball
jk, i'd rather soccer to be popular in the US than nigger-adball
>>78580720
That Lativan dude
>>78580720
me if i do say so myself
Me on the left
Cara on the right
>>78580720
Me.
me on the left
/cum/ on the right
>>78580722
You do know soccer is popular with niggers too right?
im fortunate enough that i wont have to work a day of retail never in my life.
>>78580202
Damn estonians!
*trips over belly fat and falls face first into a big mac*
I took this picture last night
>>78580938
spooky
>>78580938
Donde vives?
i keep seeing this on my phone
>>78580720
catposter
>Who is the most powerful poster on /cum/?
well me of course
>>78580997
tells us what you have been up to, son
Alright, interesting.
But who is the weakest poster on /cum/?
>>78580997
don't think the idea of such a drug existing in the future is too far-fetched. all exercise does is trick your body into thinking "you need to do that a lot huh", no reason why a drug couldn't have the same effect
wish i had a vagina
fuck, how do i read a text document into python?
>vaginas
>mexicans dont wear sombre-
>>78581374
that's a big hat
>>78581321
file = open(“testfile.text”, “r”)
print file.read()
>>78581512
while this didn't help, it actually did.
thanks
>>78580659
oh. oh well.
>women still earn less than men
im sure they still don't/didn't care
gf sent me a selfie
>>78581970
tits or gfy yourself
>>78581970
What does her right breast say?
>>78581998
>>78582012
that's a trannie, buds
2024 ECLIPSE HYPE!!!!!!!!!
>>78582012
it's in russian in that picture, here's the english one
>>78581998
not gonna poste her tits
>>78582012
not sure it's actually a new tattoo
>>78582060
everything for you is a tranny
fuccin' early posting retard
>>78582314
it's 305 and everyone earlyposts... dumbass
>>78579734
>second only to Thailand
Damn
>>78580659
>farming, likely the industry with the most conservatives, pays women better than any other industry
Really makes you think
>>78581970
I can't imagine that this lady has a very good relationship with her father, or that she would make a good wife.
Nice tits, though.