/brit/

anime is for nonces

>>78572974
actually, i agree

>>78572961
Am I the only person who has a love-hate relationship with London? In some ways I fucking despise it. But also there's money there. And it's got a lot of cool things I guess.

>>78572974
I definitely agree with this

rip london
financial industry killed by brexit :DDD

posting and staying in non commie edition. dont care. will just wait til the other threads done and post here alone if i have to

>>78574934
good lad

plymouth?

yes mate huge fan as it happens

just made a burger sauce of 6 parts ketchup, 3 part sriracha, and 1 part maple syrup

thoughts?

>>78575182
mentioned
>>78574969
hate commies

>>78575436
bad. siracha and mayo is a perfectly good burger sauce. 5 parts mayo 1 part siraca

>>78572974
this threads off to a good start

>>78575436
did you see the eclipse

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the ol' DNA test results are in lads

listening to kpop

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everyone laugh at this autist

>>78576126
hello white man

>>78576126
are you a saffer

>>78576126
n*****

>>78576126
Pic please

>>78576134
>42kb
shant

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>>78576126

love ritalin
hate doing work
simples

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>>78576126

>>78575894
3 options
English teacher in tier 888 city earning £500 a month, but rent and food is so cheap you have lots of spending money
English teacher in Shanghai earning £500 a month meaning you have to plan how many times a week you're going to eat 3 months in advance
Working for your western company in Shanghai earning £5000 a month with rent, a housekeeper, an on call translator, 4 return trips home a year all paid for by your company

there is nothing else

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>>78576126

Whereabouts in London should I move to?

State of britain. people having marrying and having kids at 40 and creating a nation of autism and downs

>>78572961
>london edition
almost as bad as a communist edition desu

>>78576217
monkey

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anime

>>78576203
Islington

>>78576115
75% of it

>>78576199
Option 3

>>78576203
bradford

>>78576228
good post

>>78576156
hello

>>78576161
>>78576183
>>78576200
alri rorke haha xx got a white GF too btw haha xx

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pure anglo genetics

London is the second greatest city on earth

>>78576203
tower hamlets

>>78576200
Oh no oh nononon.....
UHUHUHUHUHUHH
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

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electrolux

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Listening to prefab sprout

>>78576259
piff ting

new in case of pc hacks.. 21 august 2017

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>>78576257

>>78576199
Phone a friend

>>78576283
was about to post this exact post

>>78576256
Nice, make quadroon babies with her, is she northern, Eastern, or Southern European?

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close my eyes
feel me now
i dont know
how you could not love me now

>>78576311
l o n d o n?

>>78576305
I imagine 80% of /brit/ looks like this

>>78576245
yeah but you have to realise that option 3 is unlikely because it would mean you have actual skills a large company needs, and really needs in their office abroad

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wtf i thought I was white

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>>78576305

>>78576259
should be illegal having breasts that size

>>78576324
Vodka is shit and doesn't get you drunk unless you have half a litre

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RIP lad

>>78576325
kek

any wordsthatfollow man fancy a game?

>>78576323
no but I enjoy ironically posting as if I am a black roadman yute

>>78576361
ooo ur 'ard

>>78576305
oh deary me
reminds me of a gulag documentary

prefer flat chested girls ngl

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the eclipse was really disappointing lads and i'm a bit depressed about it

>>78572961
quite impressed how they managed to get the lighting just right to make it not look like shit
at any other point in the day you'd notice all of the rubbish in and around the thames, it's everywhere

>>78576365
the last cheeky nobend on /brit/ to show his face in wakefield

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Because of the taboo surrounding pornography, especially in America, no antitrust actions are going to be taken against MindGeek any time soon, nor has much attention been paid to the increasing bind that industry workers find themselves in as a single corporate behemoth gobbles up companies. With shrinking competition, de facto sanctioned piracy, and falling pay rates, industry blogger Lux Alptraum told Mademan’s Grant Stoddard that if MindGeek goes down, “it could take most of the porn industry with it.”

so, who are some /brit/ personalities
like, people that can make posts about themselves and you know who it is?

>>78576397
woman

>>78576407
nonce

sub saharan more like subhuman LMAO

Critique my budgeting strategy
>10% of my bank balance can be spent on leisure activities
I hope to see reasonable growth with this strategy. So at the moment I have £100 in my bank account, so £10 can be spent on fun things.

>>78576365
racist

miss prime minister's questions with cameron and miliband, so much lively banter. boring as fuck now with may and corbyn. joyless, humourless twits, both of them.

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Business idea:

English girls must sexually satisfy Irish men on demand as reparations for colonisation.

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>>78576325
not I

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>>78576407

being mixed race is a blessing, I have the power of a black man, with the intelligence of a white man, not to mention how good looking I am haha xx

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>Critique my budgeting strategy
>>10% of my bank balance can be spent on leisure activities
>I hope to see reasonable growth with this strategy. So at the moment I have £100 in my bank account, so £10 can be spent on fun things.

im the best looking lad in /brit/

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>>78576470
would never work

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AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>78576458
does that mean £9 of the rest will be spent on fun things etc.

>>78576499
lol fucked it

>>78576183
literally nothing wrong with this image

fuck off yank and go back to being shot

>>78576513
nah reckon i am

>>78576485
half abo?

>>78576434
Poleaboo

didn't realise the wakefield nonce still posted here

>>78576365
looks like ozil

>>78576325
i kind of do 2bh

>>78576407
nonce

same

whats that picture of the dead man about

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>tfw got a job
>everyone's a normie
>can't shitpost on /brit/ at 3am anymore

>>78576458
only after you've saved enough money so you can pay minimal expenses with 3 months of no work though illness or redundancy
and by minimal I mean doing things like stop going out to eat, no subscription services (unless it would be more expensive to cancel)

>>78576365
Jannah welcomes another proud muhajideen lion

>>78576579
grim

>>78576572
its thairad, the cops caught up with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbBvTEnhrBM

c h o o n d e s u l a d s

>>78576572
Barcelona Yodel driver who went mental trying to meet his quotas

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>>78576513

>>78576126
>t.greek

Imagine being some nonce who gets drunk off a few shots

>>78576434
mainly the internationals stand out

>>78576636
twot

>>78576485
same
Girls tell me they like dark, handsome men and I fit the bill. A lot of them say I look Portuguese when in fact I'm Anglo-Indian

Do rorkes realise we ALL come from Africa? Every single one of us.

the king of thailand personally went to thailads house and beat him up

>>78576572
Thailad, tried to go to Phillipines to evade his crimes but was met by Duterte's men

asked the Korean gf what k-on was and she said it was for nonces

>>78576531
£90 is saved until next payday at which point I re-assess how much 10% of the current balance is and use that number for fun spendings

I live with mummy and daddy fortunately so no bills, though they may be cheeky and start charging rent

>>78576584
you're talking about emergency funds aren't you

I'm not at that stage yet to consider emergency savings

>>78576666
wtf refugees welcome now

im the best looking lady in /brit/

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>>78576666
>he hasn't taken the vargpill

>>78576700
pics

>>78576666
whats your point
I left the shitty place I was born

the king of thailand is a dog fucking bender twat ponce shirt lifting poofter

>>78576547
half jamaican, am actually british

>>78576200
the Mum looks like a monkey as well, poor kid got the ugly genes from both parents

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Could I pass a native of the British isles?

>>78576686
well if you're struggling for money you shouldn't be considering "leisure"

I like to stroke my cock to sexual imagery.
And, on occasion, I engage in ribaldry.

>>78576700
how do women end up here honestly its so much easier to be normie if you're female

thinking of buying a bigger butt plug i can accomodate this one now

>>78576715
It means borders, races etc...all meaningless

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>>78576711

>>78576719
oh yea then you know jamaicans are cool theres loads of jamaicans in london and even more proto jamaicans
jamaicans welcome

>>78576718
*arrests you*

>>78576733
yeh

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>6666
turbosatan

>>78576744
jotted that word down in my notebook for future use

>>78576755
pics

is it eerish or the eyerish?

might make a Facebook page called the love life of a /brit/ lad

>>78576758
fucking hell she comfy

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>777
the saviour

>>78576737
I don't pay for food or rent mate, it's basically an accelerated savings strategy to accumulate money and also keep track of its growth

>>78576757
not really
my mum came from denmark but that doesn't mean denmark and UK aren't different countries

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>but warm out huh anon?

>>78576848
but what you slag

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>>78576774
I want qt Scottish gf

anyone here seeing slowdive in October lads

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>>78576820

>>78576848
yeah i guess
*goes back to reading my book*

>>78576826
here's something for your spreadsheet then
100% in savings

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>>78576838
GO BACK VIKING SCUM
REEEE

>>78576838
danish prat danes out

>>78576485
>intelligence of a white man
Intelligence is a white fabricated myth.

True knowledge is directly correlated with melanin concentrating in the skin.
The first president of the USA (John Hanson) was a black man but the white man couldn't let that be true so he re-wrote history so a slavemaster was the father if the country.

Instead we have the capital named after him.

Nobody lies about history more than the white man.

feel like metalocalypse is severely underrated by normals

>>78576848
>sunbathing in a car park
ah yes

>>78576881
>slowdive
oooooo v.nice la

kek currently watching how fedoras are made on how its made

>>77777777

>>78576733
in about 20 years you will

>>78576666
that's not true

>>78576936
proofs???????

we all came from the sea
fish welcome

>>78576936
Actually it is, every reputable scientist supports it

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEY

>>78576881
where? i'll buy tickets now

>>78576905
We pushed them out in the end.

any 'doras lads

*kills myself and dies*

haha woops

>>78576956
>>78576971
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2017/05/170523083548.htm

>>78576977
aww shit. just read your comment and then Flashscore sent me a notification confirming the bad news

just got my 400 quid deposit back
new deposit for new place is 300 quid

just made an easy 100 smackeroonies lads.

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>>78576854
>sorry what? i think your mumbling

>>78577007
Not reputable.

Bit creeped out at all the statue toppling wank. Very odd that it's all happening out of the blue at the same time

>>78576932
Britan will be Southern Italian master race?

>>78577031
my mumbling???

Thieves that break into people's homes to shit in people's fridge want you to be afraid and lock your door. Don't play their game, don't let fear win
#openheart/openhome

didn't pay my jizya this week lads, local sharia council will NOT be happy

>>78577021
did you really if its already yours

>>78577065
Reductio ad absurdum

>>78577056
if only

>>78577037
>paying attention to normgroids foaming at the mouth over nothing

just leave them be, society is a lost cause, better to simply get comfy and embrace apathy and despair

>>78577067
jizya? sure
*unzips dick*

>>78577082
yes

>>78577034
http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0177347

read the study yourself then

The relatively attractive blonde girl next to me spoke to me today!

I was on a call for 50 minutes and I was really sarcastic at times
She had to stop herself laughing

I know she has gay friends but will she be open to a trans friend?

In other news, I saw the two trannies at work leaving the building together
Think it's the first time they've interacted

need a huge gf
the biggest you have in stock

>>78577099
expecto patronum

>>78577120
wanna make a quick ten quid?
lend me a tenner ill give it back to you tomorrow

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>>78577037

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>>78577104
Poor little white bois

*has some chocolate biscuits*
*gets crumbs on the desk*
*sweep them on to the floor*

>>78577165
deal!

just did a chicken out of having sex :[

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>>78577059
>anon if you're not going to open you're mouth to speak just shut up ok?

>>78577180
*sweeps you under the ground*

where can i watch the poofball online?

>>78577180
*licks them up after you leave*

>>78577194
:O why?

>>78577210
lol

need a big chebs gf RIGHT NOW

>>78577210
>Chad

>>78577194
you cockblocked?

>>78577210
lmao

>>78577194
done this too many times reeeee
most of them with the same minger though so not that bad

>>78576982
>We
And who exactly would "we" be? Because you don't have ANY Scandinavian blood in you right?

>>78577226
my streams just went down

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>>78577210

sporting idea: soccer, but diving players are rated on their performance by a panel of judges which can lead to more points for their team

>>78577207
looks a tiny bit like a friend of my sister but my sister's friend's tits are non-existent despite being 19

>>78577226
use your sky go account

>>78577229
don't know just did an anxiety
>>78577266
always feel ok if I've already shagged someone once

What about those leaked pics of Miley Cyrus pissing in the street then lads?

>>78577268
Outside Orkney and the Shetlands not really

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>>78577210
>melania with eye protection not looking
>trump looking at the fucking sun without any protection
>barron staring at the fucking ground
the fucking STATE

>>78577268
We is an admittedly ignorant personification of the English state

>>78577316
you are a normie 2bh

>>78577175
>manages to sneak in a little pro-israel statement
howling at americans

If a working class Englishman saw a bloke drive past in a Rolls-Royce, he'd say to himself "Come the social revolution and we'll take that away from you, mate". Whereas if his American counterpart saw a bloke drive past in a Cadillac he'd say "One day I'm going to own one of those". To my way of thinking the first attitude is wrong. The latter is right

>>78577357
not a normie desu

>>78577352
Yes, we can see what's happening in the picture without you needing to tell us, you fucking dumb paki

>>78577324
big fan (of healthy cereal)

walk on walker

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>Yes, we can see what's happening in the picture without you needing to tell us, you fucking dumb paki

singing sinking dying diving loving leaving pulling pushing falling feeling swinging swimming singing sinking dying diving falling feeling swinging swimming loving leaving pulling pushing singing sinking dying diving in the cold heat of the pool lads

remembering last year when I used to update you lot on the mental Chinese girl I was seeing lads

she wanted to stick something up my arse, started watching porn whilst we were in bed, would twist or bite my nipples if I slept earlier than her, took photos of me sleeping, bit my nip in the shower, once woke me up by covering my mouth with one hand and stroking my arsehole with the other

she didn't take it well when I cheated on her lol

>>78577382
fuck off thought police

>>78577423
>dating a chinese girl
they're all nuts
I would even think twice about just shagging one

>>78577423
recall a black gf gimmick but not a chinese gf one.

man city kickball club are such an embarrassment.

>>78577382
>If a working class Englishman saw a bloke drive past in a Rolls-Royce, he'd say to himself "posh twat"
ftfy

>>78577459
thought the same

>>78577475
this is the correct one

>>78577498
no you didnt

>>78577383
was it the gay sex?

>>78577406
horrid post

wasnt there a gimmick about beating the shit out of the chinese gf every day? think it was australian

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>once woke me up by covering my mouth with one hand and stroking my arsehole with the other

business idea: ban rudeness from /brit/

>>78577454
you have to date them just to shag one usually lad, don't know why I did it, admittedly she was a rebound and she had a nice flat I could stay at and would often pay for din dins but still, wouldn't do it again

>>78577533
yeah always is desu not very good at pulling girls

>>78577553
the mentally ill parsian used to post about leaving his gf bloody on the floor

bum smells like poo

so bradley poster is a paki?

hmm makes sense

>>78577423
>once woke me up by covering my mouth with one hand and stroking my arsehole with the other
lucky bastard x

can't think of anything more pathetic than being young but right wing

cringe

arse smells like shit

>>78577613
this desu
the virgin ideology

>>78577568
fuck off

>>78577587
Do you mean an Iranian Parsi or a Frenchman Parisian?

hate it when you have a new a gf and feel obliged to stay up all night talking after sex. bitch i just want to go to sleep.

>>78577556
it was more like a forceful rub actually, felt proper weird

I find myself missing her sometimes

>>78577624

well it's not gonna smell of rainbows and ponies is it

bellend smells like bellend

botty smells like sludge

arsehole smells like arsehole

wonder why that it

>>78577669
take a shower

Bruce Foreskin lmao

>>78577540
i like the song

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>>78577641

crotch smells like rotting fruit

want to retract all you lad's foreskins and give your bellends a big old sniff.

>>78577732
got a thick layer of cheese on mine

>>78577749
pics?

why is /brit/ the only good part of 4chan lads, genuinely get irritated whenever I venture outside of here

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want to bung these in the oven but I can't eat six and they don't taste very nice the next day

in a bit of a pickle

not interested in the smell of your arsehole and/or genitals

>>78577749
pics?

Watching life is beautiful, wish they'd hurry up and gas this jew wop

ah yes it's the time of day where the joy of being off work is replaced by the crushing realisation that i'll be back there in 11 hours

women smell

wayne rooney scored a goal

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It's a secret society
All we ask is trust
(All we ask is trust)
All we got is us
Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty
Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty

>>78577761
/int/ used to be so comfy used to learn so much

>>78577793
nice

>>78577761
because you're a monolingual virgin who can't appreciate /lang/
but besides /lang/ and /brit/, 4chan is worthless

>>78577769
put in one or two and put the rest in a tupperware box
mong

just rimmed myself

>>78577794
who?

>>78577786
>>78577786
>>78577786
NEW

>>78577786
>>78577786
>>78577786
NEW

>>78577795
I embark on life, my path is all math.

>>78577824
not a virgin lad so I suggest you take back that little remark sharpish, will have a look at /lang/ though

>>78577827
says once opened use immediately :/

>>78577851
early fucking cunt
>>78577861
alright, I take it back friendo
/lang/ is possibly the comfiest thread on /int/ but no point if you're not learning a language

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choisich mi cuide ri mo thuigse
a-muigh ri taobh a' chuain:
bha sinn còmhla ach bha ise
a' fuireach tiotan bhuam
an sin thionndaidh i ag ràdha:
a bheil e fìor gun cual
thu gu bheil do ghaol geal àlainn
a' pòsadh tràth Di-luain?
bhac mi'n cridhe bha ‘g èirigh
‘nam bhroilleach reubhte luath
is thubhairt mi: Tha mi cinnteach;
carson bu bhriag e bhuam?
ciamar a smaoinichinn gun glacainn
an rionnag leugach òir,
gun beirinn oirre ‘s cuirinn i
gu ciallach ‘na mo phòc.
cha d' ghabh mise bàs croinn-ceusaidh
ann an èiginn chruaidh na Spàinn,
is ciamar sin bhiodh dùil agam
ri aon duais ùir an dàin?
cha do lean mi ach an t-slighe chrìon
bheag ìosal thioram thlàth
is ciamar sin a choinnichinn
ri beithir-theine ghràidh?
ach nan robh ‘n roghainn rithist dhomh
‘s mi 'm sheasamh air an àird,
leumainn à nèamh no iutharna
le spiorad ‘s cridhe slàn.

>>78577654
Pics?

>>78577918
Are there any Danes there to help me with my Danish?
They're barely here.

>>78576183
this enrages rorke

>>78577962
pretty sure I saw a Dane once or twice, but they don't seem to be overly present on /int/ in general
there might be non-Danes who can help you too, though

Jesus saved me, thx

>>78580135
No I did not

>>78580981
Jesus, pls

Gays