/brit/

JOG ON chang

>>78572992
THIS

HI LADS X

a ching chong chang

>KMT hat
>PRC flag

what

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asian women aren't slu-

Everyones in here
>>78572961
>>78572961
>>78572961

>>78572961
>>78572961
>>78572961

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_fate_of_the_universe

Can't stop thinking about how I've never been loved

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anime

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Any DOOM man in?

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>as the sun started coming back people started chanting "USA, USA" and singing the national anthem

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78574591
Mao was a cheat and a liar, PRC is rightful KMT clay

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r8 the dindins

>>78574591
Secret agent for the mainland.

Why is it always the leftypol cunts making early threads

>>78574383
>>78574411
>>78574459
>>78574486
>>78574546

I just don't understand it, they will take loads of selfies etc making stupid faces and don't seem to realise how much is wrong with their face? I think there's this slight irony as well that the few good looking people I know rarely call me ugly but these "friends" who frequently also look a bit shit will call me ugly quite openly.

>>78574605
fuck off paki

>>78574599
cor blimey JESUS

is it still too soon to make 9/11 jokes?

>>78574622
nu or classic?

>>78574687
Classic

>>78574599
NEED to have sex with an asian gril
oh wait my gf's chinese
haha as you were

>>78574672
British people are just very ugly in general

If your face is remotely symmetrical then you suddenly become attractive

How exactly do we owe anything to the EU

>>78574690
nice, you gonna play /vr/s 300mins? one of the maps is mine

looks fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpmJVU8hwj8

>>78574634
GOOD lad
mine is literally the same except homeland is devon

>>78574672
Crabs in a bucket m80

>>78574705
i'm not debating what makes you attractive but how so many unattractive peopel seem to have tricked themselves into thinking they are alright

>>78574730
shill

>>78574724
I don't have 600 for a VR headset

why I can't see chinese anons here? Because they banned 4chan either?

>>78574721
they are trying to blackmail us by saying they wont give us any trade deals unless we give them 100 billion

>>78574721
things we said we'd fund when we were a member in the most recent funding round, we can't just stop paying without losing good faith needed to ensure we don't get fugged up during negotiations

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>>78574721
we dont and they made it all up

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>>78574702
why are you always talking about your ugly chinese gf you weirdo

brit is way to fast nowdays, I miss the old /brit/

>>78574796
it's slower than before tho

just sprayed some joop jump on my neck and put on my new shirt ready to see the bf later.

now going to cook us oxtail ragu

>>78574795
i have a chinese gf

>>78574750
Dont know
Maybe they look in the mirror and think they're good looking

I look fantastic in a mirror but I'm an ugly scrote in real life

duno 2 get dominos or not

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>>78574771
Alright well I'm somewhat sceptical we ever pledged to fund 100 billion fucking pounds lad
We've been a net giver ever since the EEC, don't see how we owe anyone fuck all

>>78574634
Consider yourself southerner or northerner?

>>78574796
this is slow for peak time. poster numbers have dropped a lot since janny left

>>78574831
this is an evolutionary tactic to make sure you have confidence

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>>78574833

>>78574790
Agreed

my internet goes from 15-20 mbps download speed to 0.5 mbps at 7:30 every evening

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>>78574790

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>>78574833
kinda fucked up desu

>>78574851
3 1 2

>>78574845
it's not Tuesday

>>78574854
radical midlander

only about 40% of men to have ever existed have successfully reproduced.

>>78574885
throttling

>>78574634
good lad

>>78574853
okay
well we have pledged about 60 to 80 billion, depending on how we work out pension contributions, and the fact we're a net contributor doesn't mean we can back out of funding things we have promised to fund. We'll be paying until about 2022-2025, then it's over and we're free.

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>>78574833

Right lads as payment for your past crimes against the Gaelic people of Ireland you must sacrifice your first born daughter to a Celtic Bull such as myself.

Only then will I and my country possibly forgive you.

Possibly.

>>78574831
I think it's just a case of fake it till you make it

>>78574938
how about we just bomb Dresden again instead? cheese-eating european cunts

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any ol' 'cide man in?

doing a think (about the ol' 'cide)

>>78574897
wat hapns on tusdy

>>78574960
>implying i'll ever have kids

>>78574960
i shit on your forgiveness.

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>>78574960
shant

>>78574982
Rasheed

>>78574960
mum was already sacrificed so am I forgiven?

>>78574960
>he doesn't just take any woman he wants
You're a disgrace to your ancestors

>>78574982
war isn't good or noble or fun
it's just the proles being sent to their death for an international pissing contest
shame on you

GIMMICK IDEA FOR THIS THREAD ONLY: EVERYONE TYPE IN CAPS

>>78574954
BILLINGHAM MENTIONED

>>78575008
She looks long

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>>78574833

>>78574989
two for tuesday is still a thing right? I haven't ordered dominos in a few years now

>>78575008
seen this lass in a fake taxi video

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>>78574983
always

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>>78575023
ah yes here comes lefypol with his stupid opinion again

In: fit slags clearly under the age of 20

Out: latex birds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5knXHyaKC18
any kaytranada man in?

>>78575038
reminds me of that polite allcaps guy from me 'dit days

>>78574915
me in the 40%
she got it hoovered out though
don't need a grubby little baby ruining my life or hers

>>78575013
more of a rorke really

>>78575080
is that you in the picture?

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>>78574833

>>78575107
revolting

>>78574790
1 3 2

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>>78575087

>>78575107
me_irl aha

>>78575135
quite mad how Karen Gillan made the jump so quick from Dr Who to multimillionaire hollywood star

>>78575135
Crazy eyes
Nice hair tho

cheeky wank y/n?

was thinking of just eating subways everyday lads.

instead of cooking.

like oats and milk in the morn
subway for dindins.

>>78575086
>the bogrorke
haha
your small, desolate, isolated town is a shithole and no one loves you or ever will x

don't worry, friends. WW3 will not be happened, maybe.

>>78575072
oh that
well i dont get the 2 for 1 even if its offered me its too much for babbys stomach

>>78575135
karen a cute!

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>>78575172
I live in dublin you absolute clown

going to save up some grot tonight for a beautiful scalding hot shower tomorrow morn

>>78575135
love her

>>78575014
>>78575007
>>78575005
Comply or I will have no choice but to come over there and take them back or would you rather leave it to the 'sheeds.

That is a fate worse than death.

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>>78575148
bit stocky there lad

>>78575189
1,4,2,3

did you make a mistake with your post lad?

>>78575200
haha fuck off you cringy little bellend
listen to yourself
would vaporate your jaw in seconds

>>78575194
oh, i don't really care about irish posts so i just assume you're all the same person
well still, no one will ever love you

>>78575200
i'm in the north pet i unironically miss when our only immigrants were paddies

>>78575200
Seriously, have you seen the state of women here...

>>78575189
completely wrong
dire taste

>>78575230
>>78575254
fucking state

>>78575233
if anyone loved you then you wouldn't be on here 10 hours a day talking to anyone who will listen about communism

>>78575186
eat it the next morning for breakfast

>>78575186
you need to be put down for medical reasons honest to christ

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>>78575254
>>78575230
>muh blonde womyn

>>78575164
>>78575188
>>78575199
good posts

>>78575263
missus loves me

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>>78575148
Prime

>>78575263
i don't talk about communism sweety ;)
i mostly talk about fun stuff and correct a few glaring factual errors that are being spread as gospel

>>78575278
preferred 3 personally x

>>78575280
dont have one you spoofer

>>78575263
>anyone who will listen
(no one)

COME ON EVERTON

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>>78575299
God's work

>>78575322
Not him but I do
(she's chinese)

>>78575322
don't project your loneliness onto me
i pity you

>>78575346
eugh i hate her so much

spending time with the twitch gf

Really need to choke the snake lads but the polish cleaning lady is taking hear sweet time. Might just do it anyway in the shower.

>>78575299
CORRR

>>78575346
these are just shit now

the 'clipse is over lads
bit disappointing 2bh

>>78575267
dont like cold pizza
>>78575276
dont like

>>78575302
heres a glaring error
>war isn't good or noble or fun
>it's just the proles being sent to their death for an international pissing contest
shame on you
do you forget about all the middle and upper class men who fought for britain in world wars? You just say "muh common man" and think its an argument against whatever you don't like

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>>78575077
link it

>>78575299
cow

>>78575347
2,3,1

>>78575394
you can warm it up in the microwave like they do when they make it

>>78575393
was probably fun thousands of years ago when we thought it was something to do with the gods so we'd have a big festival and consume lots of drink and drugs.

>>78575347
2 has shite chebs

>>78575395
here's a glaring error:
>you thinking you have the intellectual capacity to even slightly comprehend the posts i make
just don't bother mate

>>78575393
We had one a few years ago and it just went a bit murky like a day in November

>>78575299
NEED a darker white gf OVERFLOWING with breasts

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>>78575347

3 is absolutely gorgeous

>>78575453
quote me and post a brainlet wojak to make yourself feel less stupid next time

>>78575347
all mingers

>>78575394
I'm sorry that post wasn't very nice or supportive

Are the blues playing the blues?

>>78575475
Weird knees though

>>78575347
3 2 1 to be h

might take a gander at /x/ for the latest episode of "huh, looks like the world didn't end"

>>78575475
no 2 is
https://www.instagram.com/lindsaymariebrewer/?hl=en

>>78575489
bender >>>/hm/

>>78575475
3 is me

>>78575453
weak

really getting too depressed over this flatshare thing

i've just been sitting in my room for the last hour ruminating over the fact that i can't cook.

i haven't watched tv, i haven't read the book i wanted to, i haven't carried on learning the language i wanted to, because i'm hungry and i want to eat but i can't.

i want to die lads, this sort of life isn't worth living.

its either being woken up too early or its not being able to ues the kitchen. the two most basic needs in my life are being fucked with simply becasue of flatsharing.

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>>78575087
*looks at you with disdain*

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post psych tunes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ojrruaMYYg

watching the footy lads
http://theblackmamba.ml/soccer3

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lol

>>78575299
sauce?

>>78575530
Stop being a bitchnigga

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STOP POSTING STACEY'S

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>>78575531

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really really REALLY want to cum in her nostrils

>>78575530
should have mentioned it mate

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Documentary about TRAINS on BBC Four

>>78575530
twat do you having nothing else to cook except steak

POST MORE STACEY'S

>>78575576
No apostrophe please

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The DNA results are in

>>78575597
sorry watching jamie olivers new show on C4 x

>>78575589
phwoarr she's a looker

>>78575530
why cant you cook

4CHAN DISCUHVAD THA' THIS ANGREH LI'L MANLUHT
STILL LIVES WIV 'IS PEARANTS

>>78575480
i said don't bother laddo, move on x

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>>78575597

>>78575628
rasheed

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Post sports Stacy's

>>78575628
Post photo

>>78575530
i can relate

>>78575597
Documentary about YOUR MUM on BBC Whore

>>78575530
pathetic, you post about this every other day and still haven't done anything to change things, utter runt

>>78575628
WE

>>78575611
the steak will get ruined if not cooked today
its a fancy steak.
i was going to cook it yesterday but had to just quickly make some chicken instead.
marinated it overnight and planned on eating it today.

>>78575596
>please can you stop socialising and leave the kitchen so i can cook some food that will produce a lot of smoke

hmm

>>78575628
>yanks WILL class this as white

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>>78575597

Watching university challenge innit

>>78575628
>0.2%
HELLO N*****

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>>78575669

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explained the anti-white movement to my dad(who's pretty old) and he says it's been going on for decades

>>78575669
GROW UP

>>78575530
being woken up can be solved with ear plugs. i use them myself.

as for the cooking situation, go down there and start socialising. after a while pretend you've just started feeling hungry and say you might cook anything. then just ask if you can cook steak due to the smokiness. people will just leave if they're keen on smoke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzm2EXcGs6o

poor girl :(

>>78575696
That is an odd percentage tho

>being too retarded to ask your flatmates to fuck off so you can cook
jesus
no sympathy
you're past the point of no return, just end it soon

>>78575628
>Unassigned

ayy lmao?

>>78575674
What can be done?

my job is in london.

>>78575717
this was not supposed to be capitalised

>>78575711
It started after WW2

>>78574790
Are those your percentage chances that any of those girls will ever sleep with you? 3%, 1%, 2%?

Because you're giving yourself very generous chances there. I'd say it's next to nothing.

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>>78575659
>>78575655
>>78575676
>>78575687
>>78575696
>>78575728
Pic is me

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>>78575669

the mandem deserve life

>>78575189
4, 1, 3, 2

finished eating my dinner an hour ago but standing in the kitchen to see how this autist sperg will starve himself for

still no sign of him hahahhahahhaha

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which one lads

>>78575762
grim

>>78575687
No we won't.

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>>78575762
you look familiar

>>78575762
state of you

shave all your facial hair and get your eyebrows trimmed

>>78575087
But the latex birds are making my imagination run wild...

>>78575718
>being woken up can be solved with ear plugs. i use them myself.
i have them. they fall out of my ears quite often.

also there is osmetimes banging noises or noises they can't properly block out.

>haivng to socialise just to eat
ffs.

im just waiting for them to leave the kitchen but they're taking their sweet old time.

>>78575776
how I live now obv

>>78575747
reddit

>>78575776
Manchester but it's sort of pretentious and it's not what you will be expecting at all

got a huge french benis for a british manlet

>>78575762
you look like my arse on a bad day

>>78575789
havent seen this
is this actually bena

>>78575762
you look like that picture of what jesus would have looked like

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>>78575789
I actually hate Indians, there's tons where I live
>>78575791
Here is me clean shaven

>>78575780
wrong

>>78575530
just cook the thing bender. its a steak it takes 3 minutes to do

>>78575818
>Here is me clean shaven

literally 900% better

>>78575692
You reckon Jackson in Warwick team is a tranny or what?

>>78575776
kidulthood

any tips and tricks for shaving round your bumhole?

>>78575762
King in the North

>>78575762
LOS

>>78575818
you look vaguely now

>>78575839
get it waxed

>>78575762
>>78575818
swarthy cunt

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>Are those your percentage chances that any of those girls will ever sleep with you? 3%, 1%, 2%?

>Because you're giving yourself very generous chances there. I'd say it's next to nothing.

>>78575839
don't cut yourself

>>78575839
dont do it bender

Is it possible to be hungover 24 hours after your last drink?

What's life like in China for the average westerner?

>>78575774
Cook his steak and eat it

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>>78575837
how has this mutant 12 year old boy had sex and I haven't

>>78575729
move somewhere else, you work to live so what's the point if your life is shite

>>78575747
london?

>>78575888
of course

>>78575888
If your last drink was a pint of whisky, maybe

>>78575894
>>>/int/sino

Top three Joe Rogan podcasts in order of views:
1. Alex Jones
2. Neil DeGrass Tyson
3. Ben Shapiro

Amazing xx

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>>78575774

>>78575776
manny by the sea

>>78575900
he was being himself

you should try it

>>78575839
it's actually really easy, you won't need to shave far enough in to cut yourself as the hair doesn't grow there

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>>78575762

>>78575886
If you are a man you should have hair.

>>78575894
godly
endless qts throwing themselves at you, money is good and you can afford to live like a king in everything except housing

twitch gf ruined her hair by dying it too much and she looks like a goblin now

did a wank to one of those bailey jay joi videos

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>>78575933
I SAID HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS BUT HE TALKS LIKE A GENTLEMAN LIKE YOUD IMAGINE WHEN YOU WERE YOUUUUUUUNNNNGGGGGG

>>78575957
Grim

>>78575957
golly

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>>78575900
you just gotta go up and talk to them bro

>>78575762
>>78575818
>with hair: "hey you got some work for me esse?"
>without hair: nathan for you

>>78575923
best joe rogan podcast for me was #666 or either of the ones with louis theroux

>>78575947
whats housing for westerners like then?

>>78575894
everyone stares lad

not a fan

>>78575980
Helps if you're jacked tho

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did a poo
looked in the loo
and it reminded me of youuuuuuuu

is the swarm gimmick still around lads?

lads which yank is liam

>>78576021
Autismo

any man from the subcontinent in?

>>78575894
watch serpentza or advchina on youtube. comfy and informative, especially serpentza's older videos

what is it about University Challenge that attracts mentally ill trannies ?

remembering the time a girl invited me to go to China with her and I accepted for a laugh and hated it so much I left early

got loads of cheap ciggies though

>>78576031
more like subhuman continent lmao

new in case of commie editions
>>78572961
>>78572961
>>78572961

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saved

>>78575988
it's fine, just if you're in a big city it's not far off western prices and in smaller cities you'll end up in a gated community. It's a hassle getting it as well

>>78576055
not sure but i have the same opinion, there was that horror story of a tranny last series and now we have skinny bloke in a dress.

>>78576021
the one who posts cats

>>78575894
3 options
English teacher in tier 88 city earning £500 a month, but rent and food is so cheap you have lots of spending money
English teacher in Shanghai earning £500 a month meaning you have to plan how many times a week you're going to eat 3 months in advance
Working for your western company in Shanghai earning £5000 a month with rent, a housekeeper, an on call translator, 4 return trips home a year all paid for by your company

there is nothing else

Jesus save me, pls

>>78580091
No.

Chubs