fuck off commie bastards edition
>end of contract
>think i won't get a new one because i've been doing pretty shite lately
>get offered a job and a car
wew lids
ah yes
>>78572953
i was going to post my thread you CUNT
the virgin train
Calm down.
alri lads you beat me to it, we'll recycle my edition next alri
>>78572954
got a lifetime ban from the city ground for singing the 'you're just a small town in baghdad' chant when we last played Leicester a few years ago
had to start supporting a non league club instead. shan't post the name for fear of doxxing but it's actually more enjoyable
>Have gf
>She cheats on me with 2 guys at the same time
>Forgive her because too autistic to get a 2nd gf
>She breaks up with me because I didn't care enough that she cheated
good edition
i want to like london but i just can't
>>78573036
why
>>78573019
that's pretty cool if you're being honest.
>>78573032
Cuck
>>78572975
I thought you guys cycled everywhere
>>78573013
hmmm nope
>>78573054
the lads she slept with were white so I'm not a cuck
>>78573070
It's a kuomintang edition(the nationalist party, NOT the communist party)
If you weren't a brainlet you'd know that
>>78573059
i'm not going to live in fucking amsterdam desu
Yanks are welcome here
>>78573070
wow mao was shit
me in the white hotpants
>>78573094
china is shit simple as
>you arrive in the kingdom of the solent (AD 2100)
>haven't talked to her in over a year
>she texts me out of the blue
>feel myself falling in love all over again
HATE it
STAY AWAY FROM BRISTOL
>>78573096
rotterdam is nice and still cycle friendly
t. knower
>>78573104
He might have been a commie fuck but he was alpha as fuck, constantly outsmarted the nationalist party, and then took china from underneath them
>>78573132
t. brainlet
can I get blind from watching the nasa eclipse stream?
>>78572987
was prolly gonna be shit x
>>78573159
I heard rotterdam was a shithole
or I might just think that because it has 'rot' in it
decided i no longer like sihks
china is honestly my idea of utter hell
>>78573159
ye but they've got less of that startup goodness, i don't want to actually work lol
>>78573182
its nice north of the bridge
love bristol. wont be leaving any time soon.
>>78573116
>>78573070
>poverty rate falls from 88 percent to 6.5 percent in 30 years
!?
>>78572975
foy off yankoid
>>78573153
don't worry lad, it'll be easier to get over her this time.
you'll feel it's not the same, trust la'
>>78573019
what does you're a small town in bagdad mean?
>>78573162
t. never been to china
>>78573221
fucking hell do you still post here every day
>>78573204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUafLgYO3w
Honestly lads things like yellowstone and other disasters for the us worry me. If the US became a second rate power the western world would be fucked from behind from China and the rising powers.
>>78573159
>>78573182
roverdam*
>>78573118
CORR
>>78573257
If anything happened to the US China would be in ten times as much shit
>>78573219
don't understand this post
chips are up. looks like its going to be 'chips' and then 'steak an hour later' rather than chips and steaks
sharing accomodation with total strangers x
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
Name a better anthem
I'll wait
china?
naah, not for me
Taiwain and Hong Kong?
yeah, im interested
>>78572323
el etiopiANO
Which one of you lads runs this account?
https://twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD/status/899692917660549120
Feel like 'ciding myself
The floating rock flew past the floating ball of fire did it?
amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cNRr0OZxDA
https://youtu.be/Xt3C5MM7Jkg?t=1m26s
how freaking cool is this
>>78573281
Bollocks
>>78573296
the french one
>>78572975
>a car
what car
WHAT DOES SMALL TOWN IN BAGHDAD MEAN
BESIDES NOTHING
>>78573329
change food to willies
>>78572953
Well this got aggressive
how are you viewing the eclipse lads? i'm using 3 pairs of sunglasses
Love Scottish Twitter
https://twitter.com/Goudie15/status/899694561068560384
>>78573292
don't try to eat those so-called 'chips'
>>78573350
dunno yet i complained before public transport is such a hassle so they said they'll offer me a car on top
*builds a suburb*
>>78573296
somaliland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTPrr4zhcKY
Just got back from Paris lads
Holy fuck, it has been utterly inundated with Africans and Arabs. There are streets in both the centre and outskirts with nothing but dozens of niggers loitering. It's tragic.
The city feels like it's in the middle east. When you stop at a traffic light some paki in a burka holding her child comes up and asks for money. Every time.
At the tourist places there are these niggers trying to sell you these terrible plastic ''souvenirs'' or other shite like selfie sticks for 1 Euro.
The city is lost to blacks and browns. FUCK the colonialists who were short-sighted to not see the possible implications of teaching generations of Africans your fucking language.
>>78573296
>his anthem isnt really weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Ynt9HVMQM
High and drunk !
>>78573375
gook bastard
>>78573415
part and parcel of living in a city
>>78573323
thats fucking mental wtf I didnt know it happens like that
>>78572953
Bit mean
>>78573292
you cant use a single hob for 2 minutes?
>>78573441
ugly arab cow
>>78573327
No it isn't. China is not food independent, runs on a heavy trade surplus and has over a trillion sunk into US bonds. The only reason they aren't Russia-tier to begin with is because the US normalised relations in the early 70s.
If the US cut off all ties then China would crater overnight.
>>78573032
She had a threesome? Did you know the lads? Seems hot ngl
>>78573415
post this on /pol/, will get much more traction
>>78573427
what did you drink
>>78573398
business idea: detached houses with large gardens, each shrouded by trees (but not too many)
imagine living in a city, fucking SCREECHING
I earn £50,000 sitting on my arse at home, got a nice place out in the country where I walk my doggo and live a relaxed life, meanwhile wagies in the city are struggling on £30,000 working 80 hour weeks and living in flatshares
fucking HOWL whenever I think of it
>>78573473
might be a pasta from there actually
>>78573257
>>78573327
>how does the economy work lol
>>78573377
took me multiple reads to comprehend this
>WhenChristopher Columbuscame to theNew World—specifically, the north coast of Jamaica—he was able to use European scientific understanding to correctly predict a lunar eclipse. The event is known as theMarch 1504 lunar eclipseand occurred when Columbus, after he wanted to be seen as god-like, stated that he would make the moon disappear during the night of February 29, 1504. The reason Columbus wanted to prove he could make the moon disappear is because he and his crew were eating a great deal of the inhabitants' food, and the inhabitants refused to feed them anymore. Columbus was right in his prediction, for he used astronomical tables and local clocks in order to predict when the lunar eclipse would happen and was able to convince the inhabitants that he had the power to make the moon disappear and then reappear. After the inhabitants believed that Columbus was truly able to make the moon disappear, they begged him to return the moon to its previous form, and after roughly an allotted amount of time (the amount of time Columbus discerned to be how long the eclipse would last), Columbus agreed to return the moon, and the moon began to reappear. The next day, the inhabitants gave Columbus and his crew the food they desired.[6]
The fucking state of JFs
>>78573480
>you will NEVER EVER ever live anywhere live this
The next total solar eclipse in the UK won't happen until 2090.
>>78573489
shut up you horrible cunt
the sun will turn into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and terrible day of the Lord comes
>August 12, 2026
Guarantee it will be cloudy
fucking britain
>>78573413
>MIDI instruments
god bless
>>78573513
swear there was one here 20 years ago
>>78573480
business idea: start a construction company because if secluded idiots like that want electricity, internet and water it's gonna be very very expensive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egS5AjIZbzo
>>78573489
>I earn £50,000 sitting on my arse at home,
proofs??????
brit on vacation in florida here
yanks aren't any fatter than brits it seems
>>78572987
https://youtu.be/5U0fKDEoJFk?t=1m6s
like aussie's accent
>>78573415
Went to Venice it was basically the same right down to niggers wanting to sell you selfie sticks
>>78573500
Rocko loves sniffin arses
>>78573489
>t. cryptmeme moron
>>78573489
Oh fuck off
Sincere question laderinos
why are working class rorkes proud of british culture and heritage?
working class people were sleeping in huts with animals whilst paying rent to local gentry. working class people were being sent down cholera infested chimneys to clean. working class people were doing mindnumbing backbreaking work in factories. working class people were being sent off to die and get bombed whilst the royal family retreated to the scottish wilderness.
all of britain's achievements were done by the select cabal of the elites who went to oxford or cambridge or were higher up military men of noble origins or who were ruthless exploiters and industrialists.
rorke happily sings god save our queen, whilst the queen sends him down coal mines. takes pride in the intellectual innovation of oxford's students, the same students who launched pranks and attacts against him with impunity from the king of the day.
pitiful fool is the serf
>>78573498
I'm talking about long term not the minor inconvenience of China having some numbers on a screen go down lol you fucking spastic
>>78573377
haha they talk funny :)
*likes, reblogs, upvotes, superlikes the post*
>>78573480
Lived in something like this for my childhood, have to say it was a bit depressing as you don't get much sun. Also the internet (when we finally got it) was complete shit.
>>78573568
enjoyed every inch of this post
>>78573547
Yanks in the flyover states are ridiculously fat
*puts my jimjams and dressing gown on*
*gets comfy on the settee*
*cracks open the first dark fruit*
*turns on game of thrones*
ahhhhh this i-
oops aha almost forget
*turns off brain*
there we go
>>78573585
well we have 4g now and soon 5g
'out in the country' in australia just means in the desert right?
>>78573522
>>78573561
it's so easy to spot the cityrunts, poor guys, I pity you
>>78573560
Bitcoin has bought me a house, a nice car, and enough money to live on until retirement
But it's cool though, you get to work 80 hours a week for next to minimum wage and live in a flatshare haha xx
>>78573572
yeah me to you absolute fucking retard
>>78573489
how?
wonder how many people went blind in the past from eclipses
anime
>>78573568
>all of britain's achievements were done by the select cabal of the elites
incorrect
>>78573593
florida is the south though and holiday here has shown me they aren't much fatter here in the south than back in cheltenham
>>78573616
by telling lies on the internet
>>78573510
land is free in backwater canada and russia
and most of those places will probably avoid the war
>>78573542
>>78573585
i didn't specifically mean ultra-secluded forest houses i was just suggesting a more natural approach to suburb design
and the utter state of our social/council housing
>>78573568
not only are you wrong but orwell wrote about specifically how you're wrong
>>78573615
>to
Reckon you're the tard lad
pretty mental that successful pornstars have sex for an hour and get paid what i get paid in 2-3 months.
but then again its pretty mental that i do fuck all at work all day and still get paid more than double those hardworkers down at t' call centre.
so you know swings and roundabouts.
I hate everyone except my friends
>Bitcoin has bought me a house, a nice car, and enough money to live on until retirement
>
>But it's cool though, you get to work 80 hours a week for next to minimum wage and live in a flatshare haha xx
Wonder how many world's have gone extinct because of sentient life making the wrong decision or just disasters. Thousands probably. Insane.
>>78573653
reckon this is reason not to off myself until 2045
>>78573613
>>78573653
MENTIONED
>>78573643
>land is free in backwater canada and russia
how
>>78573647
>>78573635
name one thing the working man of this cunt did?
>>78573695
Bout a 2 x
>>78573704
is this pig meant to be hovering or what?
>>78573712
discovered the principles underlying electromagnetism or the steam engine?
>>78573704
fat brown dog
>>78573643
social housing projects shouldn't be any more posh than a 1950s soviet commie block. it's meant for impoverished runts to live there until they can get their arses up and look for work.
if these places are too comfortable it will deter people from getting their lives in order.
>>78573712
they were the backbone of the industrial revolution you ungrateful cunt
>>78573712
URMMM ERRR
christ the BBC video of the 1999 eclipse is mental
the screams and the diamond ring, big chills
>>78573747
Are pigs brown in Britland?
what happens here?
>brits LITERALLY don't have any large fauna to hunt or sightsee, no bears wolves coyotes moose or ANYTHING
dire
What's the best English city outside of London and why?
>>78573689
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Filter
makes u ponder
>>78573706
you need to farm it (only in certain places like the northwest territory or siberia though)
>>78573771
alri toryboy
>>78573825
link
>>78573842
sounds dangerous
>2045
just sounds so futuristic and far away
Honestly don't feel a connection to most other people. Go on Facebook, look at Becky's Snapchat, go to the club rinse and repeat. Do they ever ponder existential questions? I doubt it.
>>78573851
hull
>>78573842
killed everything out years and years ago from these isles
>>78573834
>york factory
HOWLING
>>78573842
most americans dont see those outside a zoo
>>78573834
unemployment and alcohol abuse, also fucking COLD as SHIT
like arctic cold not pussy scandinavian cold
>>78573702
try this
>and a ton of you fucks know me as Riley
>>78573834
real canadians
>>78573761
never heard of em
>>78573775
done on the brains of ruthless industrialists
>>78573828
All sorts of colours - pink, brown, russet, black, black and white....
football yank here ama
>>78573888
lmao nigga i see black bears and coyotes weekly and deer almost every time i drive
don't see any wolves though they're out northwest and up in canader, same with brown bears and moose
are there still deer in britain?
>>78573842
>brits will never know the rush of hiking in the woods and coming across a mother bear and her cubs
>>78573828
pigs are banned in britain because they offend muslims
>>78573917
Cute!
>>78573943
yea
ever since growing facial hair it's became so easy to get female attention
lol
how is /gf2045/ coming along lads?
>>78573914
what do you mean you've never heard of them?
>>78573914
ruthless industrialists wouldn't have gotten anywhere without the workers they had
they ARE the backbone of modern british society
>>78573954
>the rush
no thanks
>>78573940
i said most americans. 80% of americans live in urban environments.
>>78573940
>black bears
husky black men
>coyotes
Mexican human traffickers
sounds pretty standard for America
are asian women objectively the best women to settle down with?
of course half white half half asian, not sure id wish that upon a child
>>78573954
Oh no....what a shame.
>took me 10 minutes to get it up
>shagged her for a good 2 hours
fucking love pavement
>>78573943
in london
>>78573954
do you have a gun
what happens here?
>>78573918
Any footy on today?
>>78573942
imagine all american and canadian posters in /brit/ to look like this
>>78573917
>russet
literally never heard this word before
>>78574002
Yes lad.
Mixy mix it up
>>78573943
plenty lad, even saw a muntjac not too long ago
>>78573986
>ruthless industrialists wouldn't have gotten anywhere without the workers they had
any workers could have done it.
its like saying newton wouldn't be able to do his physics without joe the pesaent tilling food that he would eventually eat.
when jim the peasant would have been an adequate replcaement.
>>78573968
the things you're talking about.
>>78573943
Yes, roe, red, fallow and some Chinese / Asian things at least.
>>78573942
>linea de policia
>>78573834
natives
alcoholism
murder
fishing
snowmobiling
polar bears
>>78574032
literally med tier
i want to live in boston/chicago
>>78574014
thats what your skull will be bouncing off if you carry on
>go to tokyo
>go out to a club
>it's literally FULL of chads
REEEEE you were supposed to leave asia for the incels!
>>78574079
akin to the bilingual signs in the highlands or wales
Can literally fly to Sweden for twenty quid and see as many bears and wolves and lynxes as I like without being surrounded by Mexicans, niggers and fat people or getting shot.
>>78573964
shut the fuck up you fraud
a huge cloud just covered the sun
>>78574060
electromagnetism is the reason you able to shitpost from a phone right now
>>78574094
turtle?? you already went to japan?
>>78574032
one v drunk ex /brit/ poster causiung trouble there on the daily base
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/search/image/hBz0966FIjyljZ5QhZCO7w/
juvenile
housemates still in the kitchen
looks like its going to be a 'no-food' evening for me tonight :D
>>78574029
No need as long as you act properly around them.
>>78574009
reporting you to the gardia for this x
>>78574149
grim as fuck you twat just go in there
jellybean desu
>>78574143
christ alive
>>78574149
i can relate x
>>78574141
Scenery showing the split between glaciated and non-glaciated land
>>78573842
>yanks are such runts they still haven't been able to exterminate all the animals that might cause them minor inconvenience
>>78573895
That sleep rhythm is grim, grim, grim. Been there done that for months. Hope I don't get stuck in it again, but I'm a student runt so probably will.
>>78574166
you've never lived in a flatshare have you
There's no socializing with turbochads, it just doesn't work that way
>>78574032
Scillyness
wtf it just got dark outside?? weird
>>78574060
doesn't change the fact that without those workers the revolution wouldn't have happened
not like it was easy work either, possibly hundreds of thousands of people died due to the conditions
>>78574168
too old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxCi4GyQgBE
why do women go crazy fucking and sucking at festivals
>>78574168
>>78574166
I need to cook steak
its going to be smokey
its antisocial to cook something smokey in a room full of people socialising
the cloud has decided to fuck off
there is hope yet still
>>78574206
>you've never lived in a flatshare have you
urm lived in a house of 6 in my first year of uni, 4 of them girls sweaty x
it's easy just talk or just sit there
>>78574206
>turbochads
lol'd
>>78573954
this is why i hike with a sidearm
>>78574193
we hunt to keep a properly balanced ecosystem full of things that can kill us because they're beautiful animals and the food chain needs them :^)
>>78574238
why not
>>78574238
grim
>>78574222
its like call centre workers taking pride in the functioning of the technology or something.
>>78574246
ah yea fair
>>78574168
belter of a post
>>78574291
except there were loads of working class scientists mate
>>78574291
call center workers didn't usher in a new age of prosperity for your country with their labor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bncJd9X6wAA
love this band
>>78574281
The thing is our medieval ancestors disagreed violently with this concept, and slaughtered them all.
how to stop hating myself?
don't understand how people seem to act if they're good looking when they're not and so on
reckon whenst WW3 happens europe will be completely conquered by the USA and thus't will begin the official american empire
My life is so empty
despacito
>>78574354
it's called confidence
you know that thing that you did
well
other people could have done that
so why are you proud of it?
My life is so full
>>78574382
old news
It's eerie. It's like someone put a sunglasses filter over everything.
>>78574354
accept that you ugly nikka and move on
docs thinks i'm getting liver cirrhosis lads
In Chewy, I'm some hot nigga
Like I talk to Shyste when I shot niggas
Like you seen em twirl then he drop, nigga
And We Keep them 9 millis on my block, nigga
And Monte Keep it on him, he done dropped niggas
And Trigger he be wilding, he some hot nigga
Tones known to get busy with them Glocks, nigga
Try to run down and you can catch a shot, nigga
Running through these checks 'til I pass out
Your shorty gave me neck 'til I pass out
I swear to God, all I do is cash out
And if you ain't a hoe, get up out my trap house
I been selling crack since like the 5th grade
Really never made no difference what the shit made
Jaja taught me flip them packs and how to maintain
Get that money back and spend it on the same thing
Shorty like the way that I ball out
I be getting money 'til I fall out
You talking cash dog, I goes all out
Shorty love the way that I floss out
Free Greezy though, let all of my dogs out
Mama said no pussy cats inside my dog house
That's what got my daddy locked up in the dog pound
Free Phantom though, let all of my dogs out
We gon' pull up in that hooptie like we cops on 'em
With M16s, we gon' put some shots on em'
I send a lil' thot to send the drop on em'
She gon' call me up and I'm a sick the hots on 'em
Grimey savage, that's what we are
Grimey shooters dressed in G-Star
GS9, I go so hard
But GS for my gun squad
And bitch if there's a problem we gon' gun brawl
Shots popping 'out The AR
I'm with Trigger, I'm with Rasha, I'm with A-Raw
Broad daylight and we gon' let them things bark
Tell them niggas free Meeshie, hoe
Someway, Free Breezy, hoe
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teaming, hoe
Mitch caught a body 'bout a week ago
Fuck with us and then we tweaking, hoe
Run up on that nigga get to squeezing, hoe
Everybody catching bullet holes
Niggas got me on my bully yo
I'm a run up, put that gun on 'em
I'm a run up, go dumb on 'em
Niggas got me on that young shit
Got me on that go dumb shit
>>78574409
sounds spooky
going to make spaghetti Bolognese and eat it with fucking loads of parmesan and garlic bread
>>78574347
Always time to reintroduce
Except most of your island is inhabited so bears might be a bad idea
>>78574415
Nigga you ded
>>78574409
stop posting spoilers
it hasn't happened here yet
Why can't we see the eclipse here lads
>>78574320
*takes a pack from the bottom of each tower*
whoopsy hehe :) x
such a fucking shit shift tonight lads
looking after some people installing air conditioning n welding n that
>>78574354
accept it or grovel over it for the rest of your life
>>78574447
the jews decided against it
>>78574393
A second person doing the same thing as the first person does not necessarily diminish the accomplishment of the first person in and of itself.
>>78574354
Because they didn't take the redpill
When you take the redpill you lose. It's a trap. You fall into a hole of self-hate and anxiety with little chance of escape.
>>78574430
put down the fork fatty
anyone from swansea here?
T O T A L I T Y
>>78574447
tory cuts
Anyone listening to the British woman watching the eclipse getting interviewed on BBC News?
>as the sun started coming back people started chanting "USA, USA" and singing the national anthem
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
business idea: don't pay the brexit bill and tell germany to go fuck itself
feel like pua shit just want him back x
>>78574447
broken britain
>>78574382
me amigo blanda pico
>>78574457
hope they don't burn down your ends
haha joking
>>78574354
Delusion is key.
When people say confidence they mean bravery. Confidence is the expectation of success on the basis of prior positive outcomes.
Ugly men just delude themselves into thinking they're God's gift to women and occasionally get sex and gf's thereby supporting this delusion through time.
big fan of mid-late 80s sophistipop
>>78574522
id do the same
>>78574431
I would like to see wolves. I think they're going to try in Scotland, but sheep farmers are a problem.
>>78574522
What's wrong with that?
Hello Rasheed
>>78574447
we strayed too far from god's light
>>78574485
sorry mate but i did not see a single indication of your lordship or oxbridge degree in this post, so i'm going to disregard what you said
please do not respond any further
>>78574524
that's what we need to let everyone know just as we drift into the big wide world, "we won't pay our debts if it might be hard to sell at home". I'm sure our massive current account deficit will appreciate a good knock to our credit rating
>>78574558
Yeah wolves and coyotes don't seem like the best idea for an island full of sheep farms
That's why they were nearly exterminated here and virtually are exterminated anywhere south of the most northern states
>>78574606
reckon the world dislikes germany enough not to care
>>78574567
Apologies m'lord....
>Tugs forelock and grovels away to stinking hovel
>>78574546
>white eliot is chad-tier
ree
>>78574032
lived there
not much
Is Communism still alive? I heard that Communism is gone after the Soviet Union collapsed. The purpose of communism was good, but this created a number of the worst dictators. For example, there are Mao and Stalin. It's good to have everyone live fairly, but unfortunately this plan has failed.
someone post a real new. report commie threads
>>78574720
Communism fails to account for lazy fuckers