/cum/

Why no eclipse here??? I'm waiting

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thicc af eyebrows on fleek nigga

Buying gf 3m

Press 1234 for bf, I have rune

fleek swerve mugga fugga bix nood gibs me dat yo you holla aight then

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The total solar eclipse may be connected to biblical prophecy and the blood moon tetrad that occurred 2 years ago. There are two particular passages that could be in reference to it, and both are referring to signs that will appear before the lord returns at the end of days:
>Acts 2:20
>The sun will be turned to darkness and the moon to blood before the coming of the great and glorious day of the Lord.
>This is almost the exact same wording as Joel 2:31, which is the prophecy Peter is referencing
>Revelation 6:12
>I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red.

Now, pic related shows the dates of the blood moons that occurred during 2014 and 2015. They all fell on Jewish holy days. There was also a solar eclipse between them, which could fulfill the "sun will be turned to darkness" part of the passages. However, I get the feeling that the eclipse tomorrow will also be spiritually significant. It is the first solar eclipse since 1918 to cross the entire mainland of the United States and the first since 1776 (a very important year for the country as you might know) that it will ONLY cross the U.S. The mention of there being an earthquake after the Lamb of God opens the sixth seal in the verse from Revelation 6:12 is also interesting because other anons have noted that the eclipse will have its longest duration near the New Madrid fault line

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>morning crossword was eclipse themed

guys it's getting darker and darker outside, I'm scared

STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DB5vlYQtg

>>78570979
I couldn't find the glasses, all sold out where I am.

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>>78571161
you could always do this

or you could always go blind

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I've got a great view.

>>78571206

Thanks asshole, now I'm blind

>>78571204
too much work

>>78571206
looks like your camera is dying

AAAAAAHHHHH

>>78571249
>>78571272
It was suppose to start 1:16 where I am, my next class starts at 1:30 and still no signs of eclipse.

TOTALITY

>>78571346
eclipse confirmed for fake news

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>>78571204
FUCKING BOXHEADS

*shoots the dane*

Ah, peace and quiet

It was fucking beautiful. My god

>>78571346
doesnt start for another 10 minutes here and lasts like 3 hours

you barely see anything at the start

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>tfw eclipse is making things colder

>>78571346
It starts then, but won't have full coverage until around 2:44

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>>78571394

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it's spooky dark in Seattle

>>78571395
fag

nigger

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>tfw the darkness doesn't go away

>>78571404
makes you feel small, doesn't it?

*steals all your stuff while everything is dark*

>>78571503

Like your dick

how was earth blessed with a perfect moon in perfect orbit with a perfect size enough to blot out our star?
really makes you think about aliens

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>>78571503
No it made me put on another shirt

If only we could always be in this darkness

https://www.twitch
.tv/nasa

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>denmark doesn't get to see even a 1% eclipse

>>78571540

You really should take a physics/astronomy class

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>78571566

watched 99% eclipse
fake and gay

>>78571589
you should too, dummy

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>>78571540
please learn to love learning

>>78571626

I did

Got an A

>>78571651
in middle school? nice

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>>78571561
>do we h-h-have to worry about that?

That seriously made me scared.. the way he said it

>>78571674

In college

>>78571540
I am a powerful God.

uh guys, i accidentally just looked at a picture of the eclipse without any protection. am i blind now?

>>78571691
okay, guy, explain to me how the moon is so perfect that it wasn't aliums that moved it into a perfect orbit?

>>78571684
he knows whats coming

SOMETHING'S TAKING BITES OUT OF THE SUN IT'S THE END TIMES THEY'RE UPON US

>>78571701
>>78571701
you'll be rolling on the ground in pain right now

>>78571713

Because ayy lmaos aren't real

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i just went outside to water my garden with the eclipse happening, did i get skin cancer??

>>78571713
If it was perfect size there would be a much larger portion that would get a total solar eclipse

>>78571764

Did you do it while wearing protective gear?

what if i show the eclipse my butthole... something's going to happen?

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>>78571785
>>78571758
ok, dummies, you see how mars doesn't have perfect solar eclipses?
i hope this makes you believe in aliens now and how they changed the earth billions of years ago

Fuck yeah, I love science. This eclipse is so epic, I wish Neil Degrasse Tyson was narrating it.

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>only americans are posting

is c-c-canada, ok? yo canada? did you use protection?... canada?

>>78571801
an eclipse of the sun is a sign of judgement on the nations

youll doom us all

>>78571835
they're not going to see much

>>78571830
Cease your cynicism.

>>78571830
SCIENCE

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>>78571830

>>78571161
>>78571204
Welder's lenses of shade 12 or darker work well too. You can also get that or better by layering, like using a shade 5 set of glasses with a shade 10 helmet lens, that's what I'm using.

>clapping for the eclipse

i love this meme

>tfw the Moon BLACKS Earth

>>78571840
>yo judge i got an eclipse right here
>*shows smelly shitty asshole*

>>78571713
it's not perfect, bud.
what makes you think it is?

Who here /partial eclipse/?

>LOOK AT THE RAY STRUCTURE

>THERES VENUS

>>78571940
it blots out 99.99% of the sun
perfection in our world

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>>78571945
me

Did you guys see the alien base on the moon?

>>78571945
i looked at the sun for a moment and didn't see any eclipse despite the darkness
my eyes feel tired but i think they were just trying to adapt to the weird darkness

>can literally see the solar flares on the sun

so beautiful buds we are truly blessed

>>78571959
not true
this year we have complete solar coverage for a couple minutes
last eclipse, we didn't have complete solar coverage
(because the orbit of the moon isn't perfect, but actually an fat ellipse)

THE CORONA

>>78571959
only for like a fraction of a percent of the planet

>>78572030
meanwhile Mars has tiny as fuck moons and Earth has a perfectly sized moon to block out the sun

>>78572051
so?

Is the eclipse coming to naw jasey and when?

I looked at the partial eclipse without glasses for a second, am I fucked?

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>>78572064

>>78572065
ya

well fuck, the eclipse should be starting for me right now but there's a strong thunderstorm going on. guess god hates me

>>78572063
perfection beyond the development of the human species
aliens moved the moon

Should I go watch The Circle? It has awful reviews but /mygirl/ Emma is in it

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>>78572091
STUPID FLYOVERS GET ALL THE FUN

>>78572095
it should be spooky dark
take pics for us

>>78572106
the only aliens that exist are the one that come over the border and leech off our wellfare programs

>>78572121
all 48 get partial though, some <50%

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>>78571079

>>78572121
We never get anything, we deserve this

>>78572121
more like stupid flyovers get eaten by lizard people

>>78572172
I'm at the beach there are no muslims here. I'm fine.

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>>78572121

>>78572121
>flyovers get blindness
wooow

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wait

this is the first time flyovers see something in the sky that is not planes?

novocane

>>78572121
repent you filthy city dweller

>>78572297
they see UFOs too

reminder to watch the people around you during the total eclipse because reptillians can't hide during the eclipse

>>78572335
good lookin out

it's cloudy

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maine got cucked this time but 2024 will be our time

ITS DARKENING

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>tfw slept through the eclipse

This is proof the earth is flat

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GUYS TURN ON CNN ITS HAPPENING

23 September.... it's coming

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>>78572430
it looks the same

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Nebraska here, it's coming

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>you will never watch an eclipse in a comfy cornfield

indiana. sun looks like a small crescent already. but still bright day light. not fair

>watching cuckold news netword

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>>78572813

>>78572813
cornfields are super humid. they're not comfy at all

the eclipse is for gays

>>78572887
you won't be saying that in 7 years

>>78572901
he is saying he is jealous

>>78572887

t. couldnt see it

>>78572864
not to mention hot as fuck

>>78572887
Can confirm

>>78572887
sourgrapes?... yeah i know that feel

>wanting to watch a giant butthole in the sky
amerigays

>>78573005
Says the lord of the homos

>>78573053
go outside and watch that giant butthole, anon

;_;

AHH ITS DARK

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oqAU5VxFWs

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The volcano near here is about to erupt

SEND HELP

>>78573166

shouldve sacrificed more virgins

I would be so annoyed if I could see the total eclipse but I had to listen to these retards scream the entire time. They sound like fucking monkeys

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hope you guys celebrated!

https://youtu.be/gAacZoIJUN0#t=557

Trump rally in phx tomorrow which side should I go for?
>Nazis
>Regular people/antifa

>>78573205
Well they are monkey like at least

>>78573166
El Popo is unhappy

>>78573232
wear a greenpeace shirt who's rallying against antifa

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMM COMING OUT SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED

>>78573232
why did you lump "regular people" with antfags?
why do you think there will be any sizable amount of nazis there at all?

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>>78573269
Bikers for trump lol

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OH SHIT BOIS

>>78572129
nah, it's just a normal dark thunderstorm. the cloud cover is so strong you can't see the obscured sun at all, so the fact that it's being eclipsed doesn't matter

just took a shower :)

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>>78573166
Imma let you finish but Mt. Helens had one of the best eruptions of all time.

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>>78573307
regular people are against fascism. regular people are antifa. duh.

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>>78573256

Everything will be fine

>>78573346
wtf it should be spooky dark

>>78573370

>you will never hold a qts hand while watching a total solar eclipse and then kiss her

>>78573318
50/hr? where do you sign up

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Accidentally looked at the sun, now my eyes are bleeding

>>78573370
köcsög

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>>78573388
>le "you're either for or against fascism" logic
Can I also only be for or against Israel?

>>78573392
Why is the volcano's name "the poop"?

>>78573434
i wanna know too

>>78573440
this aint tru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg

get in anon, we're going on a comfy white 90's roadtrip while some bald guy whispes in the backseat the whole time

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my hydrogeology textbook is coming tomorrow!

>>78573463

Is named popocatepetl, literally means "hills that takes out smoke"

El popo is just used because is shorter, Poop is popó, pronounced differently than popo.

People also call the volcano Don Goyo.

>>78573528
sounds dank

>>78573521

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT INNA CAGE

>>78571018
Your to far, the angle from Canada is so bad it just looks like the sun and moon side by side.

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BLACK HOLE SUN

>>78573388
your dubs have outed you, neo-nazi scum

Gettin dark

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>>78573388

tfw looked directly at sun and am now experiencing a permanent solar eclipse :^)

>tfw you get quads by complete accident in another thread

>>78573655
taking pictures is counter productive to masking up ya fool, so is that flash banda

>people clapping and cheering
Wtf

>>78573727

waitaminute, this lesbian bar doesnt have a fire escape!

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>this blares over the speakers of an all white college campus in the 90's
>skateboards and plaid is everywhere
>girls wear converse and tops that expose their midriff
>the grounds are rife with toilet humor and bawdy shenanigans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPAEFnVZVOs

we have to go back bros

>>78573717
>americlaps

Also, this has been one of the shortest eclipses, the one in mexico in 1991 totality lasted about 6 mins

>ameritriggers

what the fuck there are flys all over the place today

do they hatch during eclipses or something this shit is annoying

>>78573717
USA USA USA
S
A

U
S
A

U
S
A

>>78573812
why is your computer outside

After watching the eclipse i do not hate liberals

we all should unite as one

>>78573907
fuck you i hate libertarians

>>78573904
better cooling

>>78573904
I just got in from outside

every time ive gone outside theres been a fuck ton of flies

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it was too cloudy to see

Apparently it's supposed to be 75% totality here but the peak time has past and nothing looked different whatsoever.

WHAT A SCAM

just gave the eclipse 1 star on yelp

>mexican humor

>>78573945
r u dumb

>astronomy club says they have viewing stuff for 70 people
>1000 people show up

didn't get much time with the thing to look at the sun

>>78573974
20 minutes until we get our 60% or whatever

>>78573974

thats what you get for not reading my posts yesterday

Basically, totality or just stay inside

idiot.

Where is it?!

eclipse over hopskinsville ky is lasting forever. lucky fucking yokels

wow cara is really rude

it's getting noticeably darker, but the sun looks normal on my phone

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>tfw 7 years until i can experience totality

Hate the lucky americunts today

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Anyone got any juicy eclipse pics?

I only stared directly at it for a second

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FUCK THESE FUCKING CLOUDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ready for the 12 revelation, lads?

>>78574069

Not true i am really nice.

I just hate that some people werent even bothered to google "eclipse in my area"

>>78574074
Same. It just got dim here but where I'm at it wasn't covered enough for me to really tell it was covered, it just looked like a blob

I'm fucking disappointed

>>78573939
t. alt right NEET

>>78574159
I saved it

>>78574129
CLOUD'D

>>78574169

like if i read some of you were a 2 hour travel away from totality i would be pissed.

>>78574129
THAS RIGHT GROUNDBOI
YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THE BIG WHIT CUMULUS

>>78574101
>tfw 64 years until
I mean, I've seen one in 1999, but this is a god awfully long time.

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I think this is peak darkness for my area

Which was supposed to be like 90% coverage or some shit. Through the glasses I can see that the moon is covering all but a tiny sliver of sun.

this is QUITE underwhelming I must say and I can feel it getting brighter already

Fuck me i shoulda driven just two hours south

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>>78570979
>turn on tv
> americlaps clapping at the eclipse

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Reminder that my whatsapp number is

+5215578301781

like if you wanna talk about the eclipse just hit me up

>>78574247
okay bro

>>78573370
Fugg

>>78573370
Wew

>>78574309

>>78574247

...idiot.

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>>78574159
spooked

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Any DOOM man in?

>>78574309
JUST

>>78574247
I had work

I shoulda taken the day off to go god damn it

Whens the next one?

>>78574395
how do i play the dlc

it says theres co op too, but I cant find shit

>playing Doom
>not playing Blood

Any totalitybros got juicy pics to share?

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>Huge thunderstorm blocking out the sun

>>78574420

2024.

>tfw Sinaloa gets the total eclipse first

GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE

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>why yes i am most certainly a libertarian

>>78574443
Didn't even know there was dlc

Any Florida Anon's here?

What time does the sun get BLACKED for us?

I'm supposed to see %80 I think

>>78574445
>doom is pronounced ''dum''
>blood is pronounced ''blod''
english is retarded

>>78574340
>>78574340
Yeah people in my neighborhood are clapping right now
What the fuckk

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>>doom is pronounced ''dum''

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rate my shitty eclipse pic

im so tired

i think the eclipse is stealing my life energy

just looked at the sun

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>>78574420
also could take much longer that 2 hours for obvious reasons
but i agree, it was meh. could see a tiny crescent through glasses but it was almost as bright daylight as usual

>>78574464
Nah, Kentucky is

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Kentucky

>>78574464
well shit that's not long at all

>>78574516
>not saying it like dome and blode like in shakespeare times

>>78574632
NO FILTER!

>>78574632
that's not kentucky
It looks more like oregon

>>78574632

almost went blind by opening that pic

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>tfw only 80% obscuration

>>78574492
they recently made it free

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FSzFCHz-F0

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why is it blue??

>>78574878
because the sky is blue nigga

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>tfw

>>78574899
nah some kind of abberations

>>78574899
hah! good one
*about to high five you*

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>still not a single job interview

when will this meme end

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I put my phone up to glasses and this is what I got.

>>78574935
put pepe faces on the teddy bears

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went out to look at it

you guys lied it was really fucking cool even only at 60%

there were some girlies outside who didn't have glasses and I let them look through mine too

>>78574999
luckkkkyyyyyyy

Holy shit its dark in my house wtf

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>>78571830

>>78575082
DRUMPF BTFOOO

>>78575082

BTFO

lunar eclipses are also cool btw

one happening in january 2018

>>78574935
very good post

>>78574986
where do you live

Was fucking beautiful in Idaho.

disappointing tbqh

Mario looked at the sun and he went to heaven

dont be like mario

https://twitter.com/JamesLandino/status/899677505744887809

who else saw the totality?

i did in south carolina

>>78575213
Southern California. Trying to get a real job since graduating

Native Americans are genetically closer to our North Eurasian hunter gatherer ancestors than they are to modern Asians.

>>78575082
Climate change isn't real

Looked at it without glasses. Idgaf

God, having a sister is the worst

>>78575312
brown eyed subhuman

>>78575327
It is. They're annoyin af

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>>78574986
>not a single interview for an internship
DARKNESS, IMPRISIONING ME

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>>78575327
can i have ur sister

I'm in the eclipse right now. I don't know how people get so excited over this shit. It's literally fucking nothing.

>>78575312
How long?
>inb4 retina damage shows up 12 hours later

>>78575082
wtf i fucking love science now

Some of my CHI family is upset in facebook.

>>78575295
In general Europeans are closer to Native Americans than Natives are to modern Asians.
That also includes the fact that some Europeans have Q haplo from Huns which can be mistaken for Native American ancestry on DNA tests.

>>78575383

please

take her

Great eclipse, it looked like late afternoon, nice lying (((media)))

>>78575327
I wish I had a sister so we could have sex

>>78575462

kys

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING BROS. IT'S GETTING DARK

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>>78575419
Don't fall for the Bering strait meme, some injuns came from Western Europe.

it looked like night here, it was very dark and all the birds and cicadas were panicking

>>78571204
the idea of someone wearing this fills my lungs with roaring laughter

>>78575462
Same

>>78575494
If you are dark red r1b m269 then your a wh*te subhuman

>>78575223
>>78575456
Anything less then 90% coverage is not going to make much of a difference.

>>78575462
this is my one regret in life, not having a sister to have sex with

>>78575467
Nah.
>>78575529
Maybe I can try for my cousin

>>78575595
its never too late

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Glad my eclipse wasnt covered in clouds

>>78575656
Fuckin gnarly dude

>>78575494
14-39% of Native American genes come from Malta.

>>78575504
I saw a bird flying into a window repeatedly, but it wasn't even that dark here so it was probably just retarded.

>>78575656
tell ur mom to move out of my light

>>78575295
that's odd, because the yamnaya were 50-75% ancient north eurasian but they were also huwhite
also the ancient north eurasians lived in the arctic circle. that's why the indo-european religions share the sun and the moon being carried by chariots since the arc of the sun and moon rising in the arctic circle is much more gradual and actually looks like chariots moving across the sky
also explains the land of the gods in indo-aryan myth being lost to snow, and 1 year being the equivalent of 1 day to us humans since half of the year the sun barely sets and the other half it barely rises

>>78575688
Malta in Russia btw, not the island.

lol wtf paying for flight lessons ASAP

https://twitter.com/TheRickyDavila/status/899690881518907393

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>>78575681
>>78575712
Yeah I was pretty worried for a bit
A big ass cloud came out of nowhere 10min before totality and it was completely covered until it reached totality and then by the grace of g-d an opening formed right where the sun was for 2min and I got to see the whole thing

>>78575767
thats my president

fucking based

>>78575767

was about tp uload it

what an idiot

>>78575327
Wrong, sisters are great. I rely on my little sister for everything. I am retarded when it comes to everyday stuff and also relationships, so I just ask her.

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>>78575767
TO HELL WITH THE SUN

Science is fucking gay and boring

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Just how fucking bright the sun really is

just look at this pic

>>78575767
>trump goes partially blind while in office

Just like best president Teddy Roosevelt.

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I SAID HE DOESN'T LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS BUT HE TALKS LIKE A GENTLEMAN LIKE YOUD IMAGINE WHEN YOU WERE YOUUUUUUUNNNNGG

Was pretty neat in south carolina man. Was out in the neighrborhood and it got so dark.
However there were a lot of little kids dabbing out here so I am a bit concerened

>>78571835
So they're busy driving to America for beer, milk, gas and enclipselies.

>>78575914
It's so bright only around +11% needs to be visible for it to still look like a late afternoon.

the Killers a SHIT

this might be my only chance to jerk off during an eclipse so im going to do that

later

>>78575891
This, fuck science

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what the fuck is my life coming to

>jagoff on NASA broadcast
>"I'll never see it again"
Lmao btfo by being remindes that it happens 7 years from now
Why are amidumbs so dumb

>>78575767
this has got to be fake

>>78576093
nothing
why would you expect differently?

>>78575767
our guy

>>78576129
He took a quick glance. They all put glasses on right after thag

Stuck here for another 12hrs...

>>78575273
come up north, i got you

imagine having a sister older than you that needs you to hold her hand every step of the way just to start up and play windwaker

>>78576352
>>78576352
>>78576352