You wake up on the train...

*sits as far away from people as possible and never moves eyes from window*

*sits as far away from people as possible and never moves eyes from window*

*sits as far away from people as possible and never moves eyes from window*

Go back to sleep

*loudly debates politics with the terrified swede who says nothing contrary*

Whoa did I accidently travel back in time as well? This train looks like it's from the 1950s

>watch on netflix
>sleep
>read books on kindle
>listen to calm songs on apple music
>sleep

feel like ima dambu merikan.

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*moves to the smokers car*

>>78569318
It's clearly some first class car. So I get up and walk back to my third class car.

>>78569782
>that
>first class
I'm not sure that I want to know what a third class car looks like in Russia

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>>78569812
Standard russian sitting third class, close distance (intercity shuttling)

>>78569318
>Check my pockets for my wallet/phone/keys

>>78569940
What the fuck vladimir, I hope the long distance trains at least have proper chairs with neck pillows

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>>78569940
Jesus

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>>78569812
>>78569812
Standard third class for intercity trains, medium to long distances (5 hours or longer, up to 144 hours).

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>>78570006
of course

>>78569318
Check /int/ to see if there is any interesting threads. Since there are only threads with American OPs, I go back to sleep

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>>78570006
You can use those pillows

>>78570443
BRRRAAAAAAP

>>78570570
> *brrp*

>>78570443
Her body is 10/10 but I'm sure her face is ugly as sin
>>78570570
You are not funny

Some anthropologists regard them as elements of metalanguage, or cultural 'code words,' which allow people to identify their carriage-fellows. The longest of these is the expression used by the pygmies of the Cannabis plateau in Central Africa, which sounds as follows:
"Oo-koo-le-le-oo-koo-la-la-o-be-o-be-o-ba-o-ba"
The shortest of these auditory representations is the plosive [p,] which is used by the inhabitants of the upper reaches of the Amazon. The following is a list of the way wheels sound in various countries of the world: in America 'ginger ale-ginger ale', in the Baltic countries 'pa-duba-dam', in Poland `pan-pan', in Bengal `choong-choong', in Tibet `dzog-chen', in France 'clicot-clicot', in the Turkic-language countries of Central Asia `bir-sum','bir-som' and `bir-manat', in Iran, `avdal-haladj', in Iraq jalal-iddi', in Mongolia `ulan-dalai' (It is interesting to note that in Inner Mongolia the wheels sound quite different `un-gern-khan-khan'), in Afghanistan `nakshbandi-nakshbandi', in Persia 'beet-zebub', in Ukraine `trikh-tararukh!', in Germany `yril-schrapp', in Japan `dodeska-zen', among the Australian aborigines `tul-up', among the mountain tribes of the Caucasus and, typically, also among the Basques `darlan-bichesyn', in North Korea 'uldu-chu-chlche', in South Korea `duldu-kvan-um', in Mexico (especially among the Ouichotl Indians) `tonal-nagual', in Northern China 'tsao-tsao-tan-tien!', in Southern China `de-i-chan-chan', in India 'bhai-ghosh', in Geor-gia `loba-tsap', in Israel, `taki-bats-buber-boom', in England 'click-o-click' (in Scotland `gluck-o-clock'), in Ireland `bla-bla'.

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Recline the chair, look out through the wide window and enjoy the ride

i fucking love riding trains

>>78571080
>Cannabis plateau
DUDE

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Is this simulation of somekind? I'm a attack helicopter pilot hello?! and who is this girl talking about some good advice?

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*finds every fucking fugee and throws them off the fucking train*