/brit/

>>78568049
lol

ITS BLOODY PC GONE MAD

*sings away in a manger to put turtlemong to sleep*

>>78568029
yeah swilly is on the up as is devonport, I honestly don't know where all the scum are living now but they seem to congregate in town

union street is still rough as rats, still full of sailors and local pond life

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Massive Mohammad

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>he hasn't taken the Orbán pill yet

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>>78568049

>not /kurva anyátok/ edition
The time has come for me to leave. Farewell my friends.

>>78568103
haha corey dude that's so fucken sick

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Henry

your thoughts on me being a khv at 23?

>>78568116
im in the kurva one right now

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anime

>>78568119
corr need some pancakes myself

>>78568098
whys everything got to be pills these days

hey cody could you get uhh like a quart of mountain dew from 7/11 thanks dude

>>78568103
fucking despise weed smokers

>>78568128
alri turtle

>>78568139
big pharma

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feel like pure shit just want her back x

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hmm, no don't think i'll be clicking on this thanks youtube

>>78568133
post the image you know the one

just waht the hell is a curvy anna tok anyway

>>78568098
Good post tho.
>>78568132
Very good. I hope you receive a warm welcome.

>>78568169
keep getting this
some leftypol scheme I assume

>>78568172
means something lewd in Hungarian

>>78568049
This is fake, right? It's hard to know nowadays.

>>78568172
it's like "your fucking mother" or "your whore mother" or something

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>>78568170

>>78568082
yeah they spent loads poshing up royal william yard. which is all well and good. but people still have to travel through union street to get there. lol.

>>78568172
"your mothers"

>>78568169
that keeps appearing on my feed too
ffs youtube I only like millennial woes, the rest of these runts can get buried for all I care

>>78568172
>>78568188
Kurva anyátok means that 'your (plural) mothers are whores'

>>78568189
is ask jeeves broken

>>78568128
nothing wrong with it

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>This is fake, right? It's hard to know nowadays.

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>>78568139
>he hasn't taken the pillpill

Bath is hands down the most beautiful place in Britain

>>78568204
cheers

>>78568227
well is it?

magyar cigany

>>78568218
turns out Hungarians were Poles this whole time

>>78568133
shes so grim

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>>78568170
i dont know the one

>>78568233
It is a very nice city. And arguably the most aesthetic. I'll give it to you

ben shapiro ABSOLUTELY BATTERS THE ANUS of woman who calls for a nationalised health system

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>well is it?

business idea: go to a non english speaking general and become the resident pseudo trip

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>>78568218
why would that be the name of your general?

>>78568244
The word kurva is of latin origin (like your word curve). It means they stood at the corners of roads.

>>78568205
saw tom daley in royal william yard once

threw that fucking poof in the sea

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>>78568233
I prefer the countryside

love brendan schaub and joe rogan

don't mind eddie bravo when he's on topic

hate bryan callen

>>78568257
why do poor americans keep voting against it

speaking of pills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpXz39bV-aE

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GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN

Name Occupation Country IQ
Adolf Hitler Nazi leader Germany 141

>>78568298
because they don't like paying taxes because they're stupid

love willies
love vaginas
simple as

>>78568297
deserves a brainlet post

Plymouth is hands down the most beautiful place in Britain

>>78568246
shes a good girl

should i vote yes or no to fag marriage??

>>78568275
cum?

>>78568280
Someone was mad at /v4/ and started making threads dedicated to their mothers. It only became our general because /v4/ really was shit.

>>78568298
muh taxation muh theft

>>78568267
doesn't answer the question

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PJW banned off facebook and had his youtube video demonetised

back to cleaning bogs in sheffield for him

>>78568103
your average weed smoker everyone

Emanuel Swedenborg theologian/scientist/philosopher Sweden 205

we are all beys really
no parts of the south west are worse than anywhere else in the uk

any virgin man in?

>>78568290
seen him in exeter a couple of times. people here absolutely love the bender. if he wasn't gay, i'm 100% certain he could just come here and fuck all the women in the street at once

>>78568275
Kurva anyátok pls
We already have an austrian. That's practically the same, we would accept you.

tfw my dick was longer than my gf's pussy.

>>78568275
i know at least 5 words in deutsch, is that enough?

>>78568353
big fan of Swedenborgian Christianity tbqhwy

>>78568317
>simple
that is not simple la xx

might post an image from my bed

>>78568333
yes you intolerant SHITLORD

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>deserves a brainlet post

>>78568327
What about the mouth of the Severn and the Bristol channel?

>>78568372
yes post willy

>>78568346
>sets up a patreon
>earns 100s in yank lunch money
take that REGRESSIVE left

>>78567873
Can't you improvise a pinhole projector? It's just bits of paper knocked together with a hole in it.

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/make-pinhole-projector.html

>>78568369
(although I'm more of a Blake fan in the end)

Kim Ung-Yong
--
Korea 200

>>78568346
>back to cleaning bogs in sheffield for him
more like walmart, he's a full time yank over there

>>78568378
MENTIONED

>>78568402
me on the left

>>78568421
This needs to go viral

We must blind them all

shitposting jfs need to vacate brit before I bring in mrs may's heem team to sort them out

>>78568402
>the left are the reactionaries now

*stares at the sun*

more so identify with the alt left than the alt right and the likes

>>78568482
is it happening in canada too

mental that Hannibal led literal elephants over the alps

everyone but me is a reactionary

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>>78568487

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>>78568421

>>78568498
didn't happen

>>78568498
Was he black or was he white tho?

>>78568498
never happened

https://youtu.be/n6mp3P70wYs

>>78568498
who was Hannibal

>>78568526
he was a kang from africa

>young people favour the left
>when our brains are at their peak

>old favour the right
>when our brains are struggling

REALLY makes me think

>>78568498
over the what?

>>78568514
why are they bullying the rad cen

>>78568530
instinctively shuddered at the immediate sight of that thumbnail

new big lez, lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIsJkjImpdI

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>>78568514

>>78568536
Anthony Hopkins then Brian Cox then Mads Mikkelsen

>>78568493
partial eclipse

>>78568493
A bit near the American border, I'm a bit too far north unfortunately.

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Andy Warhol Pop artist USA 86

>>78568525
>>78568528
brainlets

>>78568536
bloke from carthage who hated the romans and wanted to fuck them up by sneaking over the alps with an army an elephants

>>78568526
watched a documentary yesterday and there were loads of kangz in the comments. they think that just because he was from africa (north africa) he was as black as tar

>>78568559
Alps

business idea: expand londons oyster system to the entire country

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>>78568557

>>78568557
>people become less wise with experience
the lefty "wisdom" flows through you like a torrent.

>>78568571
they fear what they cannot comprehend

>>78568629
*invests*

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was sent to iraq with the salvation army

>>78568596
love how the rorke is a nice, sensible individual and the lefty is obviously erratic and ugly

It's literally the complete opposite irl, never met a clean, well-spoken rorke before, highly doubt they exist

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>mental that Hannibal led literal elephants over the alps

>>78568626
please provide me solid evidence this ever happened
you won't because it never happened

>>78568367
bump

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>>78568670
*blocks your path (while holding a flag)*

Just realised something

there are several people out there who are actually responsible for drawing apu, wojack, etc and their countless variants

Might fly to america and become a gangbanger, sounds like a better life than being an office slave tbqh

NASA's hour of deception and CGI trickery approaches, they warn that people will go blind looking at the ""eclipse"" but the truth is theyre already blind to the truth that is flat earth

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672
675

guess i'll just catch the next eclipse haha

most significant men of history were pakis

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well if you wan't Rorke this is what I'll give ya
a little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor

Why the FUCK does my 4chan pass keep forgetting itself?

I have to input the token and pass like 3 times a day

>>78568696
woah... so this... is the power of the "master" race...

great evidence

>>78568698
*cracks whip*
GET BACK TO WORK BOY

howling. one cargo ship has wrecked an entire US navy ship

do they scrap it now? that's an expensive waste

>>78568498
it was clearly a metal 4

>>78568729
i wonder what the natives thought when they first saw a white man

>>78568746
SAD!!!

>>78568557
>generalisations
I'm young and can see that the "left" is silly.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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>>78568732

why yes I do believe in impossible feats referenced over 2000 yeas ago

>>78568746
this is /brit/

>>78568729
5'11" vs 6'

I have periods of extreme productivity followed by depressive bouts of complete uselessness. How to mend dis?

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>>78568670
true

>>78568802
Take anti-depressants

Then you can be useless all the time

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>the next time big ben bongs, we will have left the EU and hopefully the civil war against muslims will be underway

can't wait

>>78568739
>ayo foo, wachu lookin at

*pulls out my gat*
*you keep walking nervously*

>das right whiteboi

>>78568771
The black hair one looks like to have dawn syndrome

>>78568498
hmmmm, i don't remember that part of silence of the lambs...

anyone seen that new netflix show about autism

don't enjoy the turtlemong moniker

>>78568816
Um... No, thanks

Somebody over in /ka/ said your memes were shit.
Just wanted to let you know.

>>78568816
Explain? please.

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>>78568848
they are

>>78568848
shut up nerd

>>78568848
>memes
Jokes on them, here we deal exclusively in gimmicks

>>78568846
i just call you turtle

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>The black hair one looks like to have dawn syndrome

>>78568848
dont know what that is aha

>>78568848
where

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>why no I don't believe that Hannibal brought elephants over the Alps into Italy

>>78568883
Blow me you Swedish faggot

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>don't enjoy the turtlemong moniker

>>78568802
Yes, they're called "moods"
Believe it or not, Humans tend to feel differently from time to time

>>78568896
>>78568889
/kurva anyátok/ --->/ka/
>>78568793

>>78568857
is this an homage to Tim?

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>>78568802

>>78568902
Bet you believe in Troy too

>>78568848
dude /ka/ lmao

>>78568735
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hannibal%27s_crossing_of_the_Alps#Ascent_of_the_Alps

any lad man in?

>>78568802
Pomodoro method.

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>I have a history degree and couldn't get a job so I moved to a third world shithole. I also believe in fairy tales told 2000 years ago

all my opinions are extrapolated from metacritic scores

had 3 wasps fly into my room so far today

>>78568924
üzleti ötlet: learn hungarian

>>78568961
yeah this definitely proves it

I am so smart

s-m-r-t

is phimo about

>>78568967
who are you quoting?

>>78568972
why not close the window

>>78568932
how did he get them into Italy then?
bet you couldn't even make it past the catalog of ships in the Iliad

me and the buzzy boys were terrorising this autist earlier

was going to sting him but thought nah

really hate any form of greentexting accompanied with whatever picture. it's such minimal posting, it's worthless. completely anti discussion. it's really gone through the roof here, it doesn't happen much elsewhere. if at all. what is even the point?

What should I have for lunch

>>78569016
love this gimmick, didn't know we did it here

https://www.change.org/p/ronnie-was-beaten-on-an-essex-train-by-his-owner-he-died-3-days-later-as-a-result

why do normies have no understanding of the law?

>>78569012
yes

>>78569027
carrots

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ah yes, the eclipse

the cosmic ballet goes on

>>78569026
Someone fedora this guy!

>>78568966
giving a gander

>>78569043
hows yer willy

>A similar attack was perpetrated in Stratford on Sunday when a man had acid thrown in his face after he refused to buy cannabis from two men.

fart and parcel

>>78568169
mine is "H3H3's ethan responds to Sam hyde as a geust."

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watching nasa

there is literally no proof hannibal crossed the alps
merely stories passed on from antiquated vocal traditions and classical """historians"""

>>78569047
hilarious mate. original too.

>>78568975
Where did you learn that?

>>78568103
Haha what a lad

>>78569017
to hot

can't wait to hear the vehicular manslaughter statistics from today

>>78569086
kurva anyátok

>>78568986
nice refutation :)

>>78569057
same old

>>78569119
Post it

just had my first shower in 3 weeks

>>78569077
how did he get into Italy then?
he couldn't have crossed through Nice

The good ol' days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1dakp4FT0w

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a solar eclipse

the cosmic ballet

goes on

why do women love flowers so much? bought my sister a bunch of flowers for like a £5 for letting me stay in her london flat over the weekend and she nearly cried

>>78569148
it was the gesture

>>78569038
Essex is literally entirely of Irish descent

working class emigrees from London

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>>78569019
>he doesn't get all his information from personally funded archaeological digs

>>78569147
>>78569160

kurva anyátok has a better waifu than barb

>>78569110
Nem, tiéd.

>>78569182
i meant they're posting business ideas in kurva anyátok
>>78567860

>>78569148
she wants to fuck you

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>>78569026
``I really hate greentexting with whatever picture. It's minimal posting, it's worthless anti discussion. Gone through the roof here, doesn't happen much elsewhere. What is the point?"

>>78569077
Wasn't there some frozen shit recently discovered that proved it?

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uhh, sorry globecucks, but care to explain?
i thought the moon was tiny?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUEZV6LqiU

>>78569209
is duckduckgogo down?

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>High-flying This Morning producer with a nut allergy who was left brain damaged after eating ONE bite of a meal re-joins her colleagues on air as they vow to help ban nuts on flights

wew lads

>>78569203
I was just taking the piss mate.
>>78569177
Happy to see you accept the truth.

show me proof that alexander the "great" existed

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any of you lads ever used rogaine/finasteride?

asking for a friend definitely not for me

>>78569237
fucking hell

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>>78569266

>>78569148
obviously dont do nice stuff for your sister very often

>>78569237
not actually particularly funny though is it

can anyone explain what happened in the third picture?
https://twitter.com/keetpotato/status/875017681145081856

>>78569128
can't be bothered

>>78569209
http://www.sci-news.com/archaeology/hannibals-route-alps-03763.html

idk why people are arguing this
there's no way he could have gotten into Italy without crossing the alps, unless people want to argue that the whole second punic war was a myth.
this is what happens when mindlet cuttlefish speak out of their depth

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>>78569272
how old

>>78569119
grim

>>78569237
>High-flying

had a giggle at the pun

>>78569237
bit fucked now isn't she

>>78569291
t. spacker

>>78569292
I don't understand it either

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>I'm balding

>>78569332
who are you quoting?

>>78569237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEb5a-I0kyg

most of his stuffs crap but sometimes he says stuff that's on the money. like this.

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Picture of the eclipse (from my room) for those who can't see it.

>>78569237
terrible

imagine how much of a brainlet you have to be to care about the eclipse

can't even FATHOM how low your IQs must be

Is scouse eaten outside of Liverpool/Merseyside?

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>>78569237
im sorry god

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>>78569298
24

>>78569237
bet she had premarital sex. deserved if so

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>bet she had premarital sex. deserved if so

>>78569292
>>78569331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rjDNVKoDVo
its from this

>>78569350
But what if the sun never comes back anon? We have to be sure

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>the Bradley poster is here

solution to this hannibal argument: they were actually mammoths

whats all this about london and the bongs of big ben

>car insurance up for renewal
>Last year's premium: £1100
>New premium: £1650

WHAT THE ZOG

>>78569237
nutty stuff:^^^^

If I could potentially make millions doing something mildly embarrassing, is it worth it?
Nothing sexual/illegal

>>78569396
they're thinking of playing the bongs 24/7 to mask the sound of terrorist attacks

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>>78569358
that's some bad luck lad.

I've got more hair than I know what to do with

>>78569359
t. virgin

>>78569402
>waaah muh car insurance!

then don't drive, simple as, roads are for those who can afford them xx

>>78569413
like what

>>78569402
The Tories doubled the tax on insurance premiums.

wanking to surgery vids on youtube

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>>78569377
screaming

amazing to think ive got more hair between my arse cheeks than some 20-something lads do on their heads

fuck me the braindead girls twitter was last updated 3 years ago before she got nutfucked
why keep these people alive

>>78569338
>if I repeat the same jokes twice, I only have to tell half as many jokes

Geniuo

>>78569435
Packing up and leaving this country for the US ASAP tbqh.

Have a visa already.

my hair's so fucking thick you could lose a biro in it

>>78569457
always shave my bumhole, only use about 3 sheets of toilet paper when i poo now

>>78569488
>>78569488
>>78569488
>>78569488

>>78569421
finna get on the finasteride then who'll be laughing??!!!!!!

>>78569377
www
thanks!!!!!

>>78569486
i don't use toilet paper for poos i just have a shower

Delete my number baby, leave me like a dumpster baby
Treat me like trash, cause that's all I am

>>78569496
well still me because I have plentiful hair without having to buy chemicals

>>78569457

youll lose your locks one day turtle

>>78569413
LIKE WHAT

>>78569470
Fuck off we're full