/brit/

>>78558103
whats that thailad? You think the king's a bender? Christ... I think the thai authorities will want to hear about this

Summer

Winter

THAIRAD! YOU GO SEE RADYBOY AGAIN?

tyelad

starting to wish I used a proxy to send that email about Thailad haha

Business idea: earn a wage in order to reliably live a comfortable life and afford luxuries

West Berkshire

too few hours in the day, can waste loads more

>>78558103
"I'm too scared to call the king a bender" edition

business idea: militia like force to enforce laws deemed necessary

Why would anyone move to Asia?

tedious nonce

My new mailman's a blackie. Wow, Ireland so diverse now.
(``v´´)
>>78558103
tie&dye dad

OHH WOOOOAH OOOOAHH

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my thoughts exactly

business idea: move to a third world country and slave away for gooky peanuts as a low-end web-dev but claim your standard of living is better than it would be if you happened to live in the UK (i.e not a high bar at all because the UK is also a shithole)

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/20/rescue-efforts-launched-us-warship-collides-merchant-vessel/

why are americans incapable of piloting their ships well? this is the second time they've hit a merchant vessel, the same thing happend on 17th of June this year and 7 people died

>>78558213
hmm yes, why would anyone move to a third world country notorious for lax child protection laws and child prostitution.

A total mystery!!

>>78558246
>17th of June
alri tim

Dont tell thailad but im actually really upset he wont call the king a bender

>>78558249
you live in a country where nonces get a couple of years and police defend rape gangs mate

>>78558157
what email about thailad?

any lads wanna talk about boys? :3

>>78558269
FORJT

>I'm not a nonce, I just happen to know how long nonces get in prison in my home country, i-it's common knowledge

yay my question for theguardian made it onto the paper https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/aug/21/27-year-old-virgin-should-i-see-escort

>>78558260
you live in a country where the head royal wears fucking croptops mate

you also live in a country in which it's illegal to string together five words on an online card sharing forum

>>78558274
Yeah. I like them :P x

>>78558274
god yes

the queen is a lesbian

>>78558286
what kind?
>>78558291
cool :3

Pæderasts
>>78558286
>>78558291
>>78558274

>>78558306
showing the nonce how it's done

>>78558269
I sent an email to the Thai police accusing him of being a paedo and cp producer and included the company he works for and the building he works in

>>78558283
whom are you quoting?

>>78558283
been in the news a lot recently, with all those paki gangs and whatnot

malcolm turnbull is a bender

>>78558285
I don't understand how the nonce can't FATHOM how ironic it is when he criticizes other countries,

he literally CAN'T say "the king is a bender", the absolute fucking STATE of that country

>>78558240

Take the weev or josh moon route lmao

That will end well

>>78558312
ones with nice willies and hairy chests x

just found out its cool to hate thailad
yeah fuck 'im

might filter king and bender

>order some drugs off the dark web
>send them to thailads work office in his name
>watch him get put in jail for 50 years

Sounds like a good plan lads

>>78558318
You realise you're not the first person to have sent things to and about that company though, right?

When nothing happens again are you going to pretend you still have something on me or nah?

>>78558321
hmmm... interesting how you're the only one who knows it here...

>>78558145
>>78558142
Rainy Season

>>78558351
good post

I've found the most reddit video in existence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GZYOK8G2ro

>>78558348
just told thailad
you're plan has been foiled

>>78558349
will probably keep trying to get you in trouble desu because it's a laugh haha

the cult of thailad

ooohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohoohohohohohohohohooohohohohohoh

?

>>78558358
call the king a bender you early making nonce twat

breakie is done

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10:21
REACTING TO KSI TWITTER BEEF & W2S NEW DISS TRACK
Joe Weller
22 hours ago1,506,501 views
Been a very interesting past few days, let's have a talk about it...

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>>78558347
filter this, bitch.

>>78558366
You should probably try to understand they'll need your corporation as a complainant by Thai law.

>>78558359
https://youtu.be/2lCFnEgx0PI

just filtered australians and brits

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Thoughts on the brave English knight, Sir Mo Farah?

You wouldn’t steal a car
You wouldn’t steal a handbag
You wouldn’t steal a television
You wouldn't call the king of thailand a bender

>>78558414
can he down a pint with the lads

>>78558414
not british x

wouldn't call the king a bender because im not rude

*does a right pong fart as i walk past*

don't get antique stores
why fill your house with shitty old clutter

ah yes,

>>78558396
if they get back in touch with me I'll happily cooperate with them

just had my morning eggs
now I will have my coffee
after I have finished and ONLY after
you m ay speak to me

>>78558312

Count me in lads I'm pretty lonely :')

if thailad was white he'd be thaiwhite

>>78558389
that post is more bizarre than what I usually produce from my backpipe.

>>78558456
good lad

whats up?
has thailad showed his willy?
why is he so famos here

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want thailad to do something for me so ill start insulting him that'll work haha

>>78558213
Depends where in Asia, but for most they would enjoy a significantly better lifestyle for the same work. A 20 year old white guy doing web dev might earn just above minimum and live in a shit apartment here, but in Thailand the same can live like he's earning $100k+.

oh fuck off buddy

craving a willy in my bum rn

not looking forward to the shit bit between summer and christmas desu lads

I get very miserable around these times

What do you do when faced with a very important decision that will affect your future?

>>78558431
he'd probably appreciate it and make advances towards you

if thailad was hungry he'd be thaihunger

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>>78558048
>You rang?

>>78558489
fuck it up every time

t. me

>>78558485
Autumn is great

>i-i'll post your IP on t-the internet if you get me a-arrested!

he says, as he'll be jailed for 50 years for even DARING to open his mouth, absolute fucking STATE of that country and their bender king

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>78558502
why

>>78558489
run away and hide until everything has blown over

>>78558507
mean

>>78558489
dunno
I've spent my entire life avoiding such decisions

any of you lads want some gum?

Investigate 3-11

>>78558523
yeh

>>78558523
what flave?

>>78558532
I speak Spanish

>>78558506
screaming

can't get over how much of a fucking coward he is

Why did the government push so hard for all those shitty East Euro countries to be let in?
The EU would've been perf without them

>>78558533
alri
>>78558536
bubblemint innit

lads - my laptop is still telling me that my Windows 7 isn't genuine. how do I make it think it it genuine without paying for the OS?

>>78558536
good post
>>78558533
bad post (dangerous)

>>78558551
because Russia
fool

>>78558500
>>78558513
>>78558521
Serious answer's only please lads

Surely you can't all be failures

*chews bubblemint gum*
tastes like double mint, ha!

>>78558551
because Tony Blair was an retard

love how all my "friends" take the piss out of me for being ugly every time we meet. they aren't exactly spring chickens themselves

>>78558577
choose an option you fucking dumb mick

>>78558556
>how do I make it think it it genuine without paying for the OS?
You just make it think it it genuine without paying for the OS.

>>78558556
steal it from the store

love spearmint gum but simply have not had it for YONKS

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>>78558577

>>78558577
what is this mysterious 'most important decision of your life' we're theoretically answering then?

>>78558585
*calls the king a bender*

now it's your turn ha!

>>78558569
It doesn't make sense though, why not just let Russia keep them and drive themselves into the ground failing to support them on their African-tier base?

>>78558611
dire gimmick

>>78558611
not playing your games, pal

*knocks your block off*

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all the wagies are sat an their desks right now toiling away for mr noseberg

fucking state of them

NEED kate bush to vocally wring my bollocks

>>78558635
physically impossible

>>78558650
some sort of 'tist are you?

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>>78558606
How ironic that I got that very same reply when I was on one of my rare trips to /éire/, but this time it's happened to another poster in Ireland in /brit/.

>>78558635
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78558672
good use of this gimmick well done

>>78558683
it's my gimmick mate

>>78558611
cringed

>>78558691
*fucks your ass*
nice try...

>>78558669
yes very ironic.the irony is palpable. cant move for irony

if thailad were thai he'd be ไทยเด็กหนุ่ม

>>78558724
ตลก

ching chong ping pong come here doggy hahahaha

I'm shit at life

NEED 2L of saltwater up my nose right now

dangerous and down right stupid

hate when famous women shave their heads
it's stupid and no-one likes it

>>78558759
watch it munter

>>78558763
sprog

fat lizard chebs

fuck off 4chan x

monero up 70% tried to buy just before the climb but transaction didnt' process what a rip

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>Thairad, can you come into my office prease?

>I've just received some... incredibry worrying news from the porice. They say you're a... a paedophire, and that you sragged off king and carred him a bender.

>I'm sorry Thairad but I'm going to have to ask for your ID badge. Prease make sure all your berongings are removed from your desk by the end of the day.

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>THIS IS AN ACTUAL AUSSIE POSTER HERE
THIS IS AN ACTUAL AUSSIE POSTER HERE
>THIS IS AN ACTUAL AUSSIE POSTER HERE
THIS IS AN ACTUAL AUSSIE POSTER HERE
>THIS IS AN ACTUAL AUSSIE POSTER HERE
THIS IS AN ACTUAL AUSSIE POSTER HERE

>>78558805
really funny... FOR PEOPLE WITH SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS MAYBE

hey x

doing 3 (three) separate poos at the same time

dread the day when my face is posted on the chon

>>78558823
simply not possible

>monday morning

ah yes. truly undeniable proof that God loves us

>>78558823
Dangerous and down right stupid

It's been 10 years since I first posted on 4chan and absolutely NOTHING has changed

>FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS IMPORTANT NIGGER NIGGER xDDDDD
>I agree, call the king a bender to prove your beliefs
>WHAT NO! HOW RUDE, DISRESPECTFUL

the absolute FUCKING STATE of the nonce

>>78558836
do it yourself then it's done and you can stop worrying

>>78558861
nice try, sweaty x

>>78558836
We all dread it too

Fat cunt

Feel like delivering a right telling off to you lot for being such knobcheeses

>>78558836
whenever i see ugly people posted I pretend they're me because we're both ugly

>>78558884
come on. i bet you're cute

>>78558885
>>78558892
not ugly nor fat

would get worried about the benders and leftypol x

>>78558909
Only fat ugly people are afraid of posting their face

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pic of me (right)

>>78558909
even "friends" make fun of me for being ugly so can only imagine what strangers do

>>78558836
did this once and got like 10 yous

all the neets are at their desks hoping their mum won't fling them out

as for me, I only have seven days of toil remaining for the next month and life is grand

>>78558940
Me front and center

not fat, nor ugly, just love my privacy.

i love fanies

White racial imperialism

privacy (priv-ace-ee)

i love fanise

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What does /brit/ think of tall women? (6'3")

>>78558858
same lad

>>78558985
absolute peng

Privacy (prye-vuh-see)

>>78558985
not a fan
women aren't meant to be that tall

>>78558985
peng but couldn't do a relationship

>>78558985
utter FREAKS

>>78559018
according to WHOM

>>78558985
want to do horribly emasculating dirty things with her but wouldn't want to be seen in public with a girl taller than me

>>78558985
1)what's her name?

2)any legs shots?

3)my willy is harder, is it normale?

>>78559018
>>78559019
>>78559028
alri alri alri

>>78558982
I never heard the second syllable pronunciated the same as "ace".

>>78558985
Want her to crush my face with her amazon asshole

privacy (pur-ivac-acey)

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>>78559037
Elizabeth Debicki. An elegant beauty.

>>78558985
Debicki is a goddress

What does /brit/ think of

privacy (pry-vay-see)

>>78559077
don't care

*towers imposingly over everyone ITT*

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>>78559034
>>78559037

>>78559063
pathetic freak of nature lanklette

just had what may prove to be the business idea of the century

naturally I won't be sharing it with you lot x

>>78559107
the manlet post

>>78559063
Loved her in game of thrones x

found an absolute PENG webm lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zd4NsMwKLx8

like these

>>78559119
gissa look then

>>78559128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE

>>78559137
it's a blue board x

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>>78559115
>moved to manlet: the country
>says he wouldn't date a tall girl
>projects and calls others manlets
hmm...

>>78559161
delet this post mate

>>78559117
this is unironically true if you're a white male between 18-25

>>78559157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_x-x0gawck

>>78558985
t.f.w. 6′ 3″ whilst walkin' in Tronno.webm

>>78559159
link us then fuckhead

>>78559188
janny would be FURIOUS if i did that

>>78558618
The idea was to keep Russia from making allies by trying to help rebuild the nations after the collapse of the USSR

culchie accents are fucking disgusting.

>>78559194
STOP HOGGING THE SMUT

>>78559194
describe it in vivid detail

>>78559117
>move to china

windirstat is an extremely useful program

>>78559246
nonce

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any fash bashers in

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>>78559194
janny isnt here though.

>>78559209
>>78559214
https://dl.phncdn.com/pics/gifs/012/613/201/12613201a.webm

love thailad

>>78559246
whats that x

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anime

>>78559246
not a windows peasant wouldnt know x

>>78559274
virus

>>78559117
I'm 6'4" and wayyyyy taller than anyone else in my city. Having 6'6"-6'9" be desirable is unrealistic, you lanky fucks.

>>78559258
https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/899017719189618688

why are yanks incapable of getting the joke lads?

>>78559117
had a gf that was taller than me

>>78559323
hot

>>78559322
yanks are the joke

>>78559322
Kraut blood

>>78559282
It lays out your hard drive in visual block forms so you can see what is using up space. You'll find irrelevant shit that you haven't bothered with for ages that you can delete.
>>78559293
KDirStat if you're using Linux then, just a smug laugh if you're using OSX

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>>78559314

>>78559300
thats the joke. the pic is making fun of height charts, not the heights themselves

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the master race

>>78559369
>expecting yanks to understand banter

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>KDirStat if you're using Linux then, just a smug laugh if you're using OSX

>>78559376
WE NEED CHAD NATIONALISM

>>78559343
of course!

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hat posting is my cryptonite

>>78559389
with a bit of love and patience, we can make yanks understand jokes

>>78559291
wnak

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Stop using proprietary software

>fairly certain I downloaded windirstat a while ago
>can't seem to find it
hmmm
windows is being silly again

shouldn't go on /brit/ at work because I look silly trying to hold in the laughter at my desk

was honestly fully howling at that post about thainonce's boss in the last thread

business idea: start up a crypto currency trading site called cryptoknight

why do south americans all call us pirates

>>78559483
it's from francis drake i think

new thread needed

>>78559462
Impossible
>>78559471
I like it

might play some oblivion

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business idea: start up a crypto currency trading site called cryptorchid

need a new thread

wait wait wait

is thailad alan? the manlet balding ugly algerian?

>>78559483
because of the falklands and general wave ruling from the empire

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ah yes I found it after windows decided it couldn't

very pretty

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I don't get it

>>78559532
wish not

new thread when

making a new thread

>>78559483
The only times when South America has cared about England was during the Colonial Era/Golden Age of Piracy and the Falklands War. Take your pick.

>>78559532
oh fuck off you absolute new cunt

love when you drink water after having mint

>>78559570
good post

>>78559565
>>78559555
>>78559524
>>78559504
we don't need a new thread

wait until this one's at least at page 3 you impatient runts

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>>78559161
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/thread/70571471/#70571646
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/thread/70571471/#70571885

>>78559584
I'm not really making a new thread

>>78559536
heheheheh sneed fuck and suck xD

>>78551201
>>78551201
>>78551201
new bread

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*pshshshht* This is the Dutch Royal Air Force speaking. You have been ordered to surrender to the Dutch overlords. If you do not comply, we will not hesitate to use force

How do you respond?

>>78559459
lets pray to god instead

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>>78559620
you tricked me you did

>>78559625
>meme aeroplane belonging to a meme country's memelitary

>>78559625
trip over a stair lanklet

>>78559534
good lad

you've got some big blocks there

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>>78559630

enjoying this ethernet gimmick, so much faster

>>78559679
pious su

>>78559624
Très bon post

islam is bad

>tfw your gimmick is worth too much to post at 280 posts
hmm

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HOWEVER

Chuck, I'm Sneed

post faster you lingering cockswine

I just remembered that this was Thailad's fantasy, luddites.
'tis just a shame ha can't be six-three and an Italian d.j.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEFYMzy6lwE

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>>78559679

>>78559664
(the big blocks are mostly just video games since modern ones like to package things into these really large files

>>78559772
)

>>78559785
thanks, I was wondering where I put that

just going to pretend its friday until it actually is friday

:)

>>78559796

) ----> ( ).( )
my bumhole on the right

making soup de jour today

The radical new (dont bite, dont bully):
>>78559821
>>78559821
>>78559821

>>78559767
choon
>>78559772
Managed to clean about 15GB of useless shit off the SSD last night. Thought the program deserved a shoutout.

>>78559828
the thread isnt even going fast, there was no risk of someone sniping your new. why post it so early? try again in 10 posts

>>78559770
Kek

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>>78559859
i said dont bite la
i hardly make a new but when i do it gets taken from me either by the jan man or some commie runt :£

>>78559884
dont post like a coward and dont make early news

>>78558456
yes but will you corporate with them?

>>78559919
i also said dont bully la