Total eclipse

>>78556441
Yeah it's a special once in a lifetime event i'm gonna stare directly at it

I'm trying not to fap right now, hopefully will wake up in time for the eclipse but it's going to be cloudy so probably won't be able to see it.

>>78556441
I'll be enjoying it.

at work.

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>>78556482
good

>>78556494
five faps a day keep the clouds away

>>78556496
Do you work at McD by any chance?

>>78556441
lame, i'm only in the second outermost layer. still gonna see it

Will thee be 4chan livestream

imagine all the idiots whose eyesight will be damaged

>>78556944
Beautiful... Darwin is smiling

>>78556441
Supposed to be 91% coverage where I live. How do I look at it without going blind?

>>78557014
Buy some protection glasses?!?!?!?!?! Do people not inform you about the dangers of looking directly into it? I thought people would make mad profit off of the eclipse by selling this stuff?

>>78556543
wtf thats really nice

>>78557070
No, they've been selling a ton of glasses, but people pre-1900s looked at eclipses some other way before amazon.com.

fuck off hans

>>78557137
Ok, Tyrone

Just watch the livestream.

>>78557128
>pre-1900s
those people must be really old

>>78556543
>Do you work at McD by any chance?
No I'm a chef at Wendys making $8.75 /hr

>>78556441
Headed to a local lake. I live in an area that's going to be about 85% coverage but it's still gonna be a good time I'm sure. Tourists likely won't be coming here so it's gonna be all locals.

There's also going to be beer.

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>>78556441
>t. Someone whose last total eclipse was hidden behind a cloudy sky in 1999
iktf. When will be the next one in Europe?

>>78558053
2084 or so... RIP

>>78558089
wtf i hate eclipses now

I have made special plans
I drove 40 minutes north and went to bars
the first words out of one woman that approached me was "fuck you"

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>>78556441
The Eclipse glass are just a meme,
r-right? I'm apparently only going to be able to see a partial Eclipse, but do I still need glasses for it? I'm already myopic. What's the worst thing that could happen?

>>78558334
just some grilled retina
nothing grave

I remember when we had an eclipse when I was a kid and the government didn't let anyone out on the playground in case any retard starred at the sun because of it

fuck tony blair

I'll watch it. It'll cover only like 40% of the Sun here but I least I know the chance of it being cloudy is very low.

Why can't europeans afford eclipses?

>>78558334
>staring into direct sunlight
you'll be alright senpai.

>>78556441
My parents spend hours driving further and further south to get the blue sky and the eclipse.
Worth it.

>>78558053
>>78558089
apparently the next ones in belgium will be on 23 september 2090, 25 may 2142 and 14 june 2151
The good news is the one in 2090 will be very special, as it's a total eclipse combined with a sunset
The bad news is i'll most likely be fucking dead by then

>le specialized equipment meme.
All you need to have is friends with regular old sunglasses.
Just stack 5 or six of them and you can look at the sun all the fuck you want.

>>78556441
bump for interest

bumping one last time
please respond, murricans :'(

>>78556441
The eclipse is a sign that america will fall in 10 years

>>78558462
we already had one 2 years ago

>>78564769
you made this thread at like 3 in the morning burger time; they're only starting to wake up now.
It's still 2 hours before it even begins

>tfw clear skies today

gonna be a beautiful day to see the partial eclipse

>>78556441
I'm in NYC so it's only 50%. I'll still attempt to see it. My father is in South Carolina and says he will watch it.

>>78556441
I plan on sacrificing 3 virgins at the height. I found them on /r9k/.

>>78558006
>chef at Wendys
>Wendy's
>chef
It's nice to pretend.

t.Admiral of the 6th fleet

Will this help Americans to finally accept that the world is round?

>>78565662
>Will this help Americans to finally accept that the world is round?
Most of those videos on YouTube seem to be Brits. I've never actually met someone who thinks the earth isn't round. You can go on a hill or on the ocean and see the curvature.

>>78565281
Is Wendy's any good?

>>78565855
Yes. For fast food.

>>78565855
Better than McDonald's generally, although their chicken sandwiches and fries aren't as good.

isn't it like habbening at the east coast right now?

>>78568361
shit i meant west

livestream?

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Idaho. Got a perfect viewing spot.

>>78568772
>not cucked by the eternal atlantic
nice. anything happening yet?

It's fine to look at a 90% eclipse for 5-10 seconds without glasses right? All the people saying you'll damage your eyes are memeing/exaggerating so retards don't gawk at the sun for half an hour right?

I'm living in Oregon right now. It's clear skies, and a total solar eclipse.

>>78558053
2026 in spain, unless schengen falls every european will be able to easily get there

>>78556441
>because it's either too far away
It's visible in all 50 states afaik

I'm at my grandparents house and we're taking turns with a welding mask

>>78556441
I'm going to watch it in an hour. My dad minored in Astronomy in college and he's traveling to Tennessee for it and bringing our telescope. We have a sun filter for it too so whatever

>>78557014
phone camera

>>78558432
fucking police state