>Tfw you weren't born in Israel

>>78555254
I mean, you can get some subsized settlement home there dirt cheap, if you don't have any moral qualms about doing that.

>>78555254

That picture looks depressive as fuck, I could not stand living in a place with that palette.

great feel

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>>78555254
ok with me

>Tfw if things go to total shit I can get free citizenship because half jew

It's a mixed feel

>>78557864
If you want to escape from terrorism I have bad news for you.

>>78555254
is that galilee? looks so comfy

>>78555254

Tiberias is a fucking dreadful town. Poor, ugly, full of dossim. Terrible.

>>78555254
>3 years of conscription instead of uni
>Army reserve service twice a year until 40 years old
>Astronomical prices and taxes coupled with low salaries
>Endless political bullshit
>Arabs everywhere
>Stuck up women
>Shitty education system
>Shit gun laws
>Mediocre nature

Wahy would you even want to

>>78558757
>Stuck up women
are they?

>>78558787
Alot of them are
Sure, you can find decent women but in my personal experience foreign women are alot nicer in general (said experience is with Americans)

>>78558757

This.

Well said. I'd add horrible over-taxation too.

This place isn't very good.

>>78558757
>>78558989

Actually somehow missed that you did put in taxes. Ignore my retardation.

>>78555254
Good for you.

>>78558191
Yeah it looks like the Sea of Galilee. Probably Tiberias. The Galilee is indeed the only comfy region in this shithole of a country.

>>78558989
>>78559014
Sometimes the memes write themselves

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>>78559088
Fuck off you don't know what's it like

>>78559223
I'm too busy fending off the schwartzes to worry about taxes desu

>>78559088
Eichmann actually came here in the early 30's to look into an option to deport all the Jews here, he wrote back to Germany about the pre Israel Jewish community, saying the lacking gentiles to cheat and steal from, the Jews cheat and steal from one another. I guess he was right after all

>>78555254
It's pretty comfy having nobody fire rockets over the border at me.

>>78559407
are the "blecks" really that bad?
got any stories?

>>78559740
>lucky son of a bitch doesnt know borders
fuck you dingo!

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Feels good having murderous fauna for neighbours instead of murderous people.

>>78558152
I want to escape from being miserable and lonely senpai

>>78559817
Ja they're crazy man. Home invasions here are like something out of a horror movie.

They're way more racist than us too. They literally beat African foreigners to death for petty crimes. "Necklacings" are pretty common as well.

>>78560086
Are you armed all the time?
Do you hire blackies to do things around your house?
Kom naar huis witte man

that's good

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>>78558757
>3 years
>3
>Three
>THREE

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>>78555254
>tfw you were
i hate how everything is expensive, low salary, atrocious weather, no proper weekend
its shit

>>78560086
What parts of Africa do most of your foreigners come from?

>>78561722
Russians serve around that long too I think

>>78555254
>wanting to live around jewish arabs
>wanting to live around ashkenazi arabs who think they're white
>wanting to live around arab arabs that will try to knife you

If I want that experience I'll move to London.