/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

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baby

How do I stop being dago American?

wow that was fast

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Reminder that this is my actual whatsapp number

+5215578301781

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>>78555195
the gf

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>>78555220
registering you for men with hiv dating

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The most Northeastern and most Northwestern Canadas are best USA tbqh

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>be legitimately afraid that hell will consume me during the solar eclipse
>don't do anything to try to change my fate
>lie in bed and contemplate all the shitty things I have ever done
>parents nagging me for years to get help and go through with treatment
>start neglecting everyday responsibilites more and more

Wew

liking jar jar is the ultimate redpill

*goes to bed virginly*

>>78555255
that's very canada

i was supposed to wash my sheets today but i forgot FUG!

>>78555286
*tucks you in and kisses you on the forehead*

>>78555304
stop touching my peepee

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>>78555262

You can do better anon

I have trust in you

*puts hand down pants and rests it there*

yep

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High quality /cum/ film

we should have /cum/ movie nights again

>be mexicuck
>have to pay for the wall
Lmao

/cum/ movie night when? like sharetube or something

we should watch boku no hero

>>78555303
Finland, more like dirtland.

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Mexicans, do tall women intimidate you?

sometimes i look in the mirror and dont recognize the man ive become. then i realize it's a window.

>>78555365
You should watch boku shut the fuck up

The highest quality /cum/ movie

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who /bugchaser/ here?

>>78555377

No, i think tall women are hot.

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Worse than 1000 Confederate monuments

i want a girl to send me nudes and then act like she is dead

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I had a dream last night that I was friends with kanye west. I havnt even listened to his music in years

>>78555385
gotta get em pozz loads, how old is your baby?

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>>78555384

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>>78555383
good post, showed that nerd whos the boss around here

Just made out with a cute boy.

>>78555385
I would tell you to kill yourself, but it seems like you already are.

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>>78555377
No

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>>78555320
I'm finally coming to accept that the only way I'll ever dig myself out of this is with professional help.

I'm waiting for my dad to get back to me with a list of psychiatrists supported by my insurance before I descend into an even worse state of degenerate drug and alcohol dependence

>>78555417
i thought you wouldn't tell :x

cum lol

movie night 22th 03.30 utc?

The highest quality /cum/ kino

https://youtu.be/GxKPBLjHAEA

Watch this while you stare at the solar eclipse tomorrow

>>78555437

there he is there he goes again

>>78555415
No one roasts them like I do.

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For me, it is the Big Mac. The best breakfast sandwich there is.

>>78555455
David lynch is a hack.

>>78555473
ok gonna get some water and get some sleep later
mfw capcha keeps having my name in it

>>78555496
dindu mean to give you
oh well have it for free

>>78555473
You shut your whore slut mouth you slut fuck shit

Give the discord for /cum/ so I can randomly join while intoxicated

When I see a nigger walking toward me on the sidewalk, I'm gonna cross the street. It's not because I'm racist. I just can't take the stench.

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>at last I truly see...

>>78555521
This.

Lynch is a genius.

Brainlegs cang comprehend him.

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Let's see who got it
>>78555555

gonna hotglue my zero suit samus amiibo

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>whole general goes to bed before RNH

>>78555521
t. 14 year old

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>tfw is 1:20
>have class at 10
>cant sleep

ah yes, my beautiful life

RNH WHO TF UP

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>>78555602

>>78555602
You should hotglue a dildo to your ass, gayboy.

>>78555626
Good to see you live in the best time zone

>1:20
>rnh
SOFT AZZ PUZZY NIKKA

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>tfw 200mbps internet with a 150mbps+ upload speed

I LOVE MY LIFE

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>tfw music IQ is too high to post in /cum/
It's probably easier if I just came down to your level.

The ohter day at a party people praised how eclectic my music taste was

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wow deep

>>78555654
>high iq
>trance
I bet ur like braah drugs make you see the worrld braah

How do we save cara from mexico bros?

>>78555696
this is why i like you

>>78555685
I like how they left out the loser commie flag in 1991

>my taste in music is so refined guys

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rate my ex

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>>78555707
>leafs
>based
pick two

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i only date between my race

the most powerful of all races

the SINALOAN race

>>78555702
LOVE MY COUNTRY

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>be me
>get a burrito
>Mexican made it

>>78555770
Autentica

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I eat spicier food than any mexican

Envy yanks
Solar eclipse

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>>78555770
I'm half mexican.
dont be mean

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>>78555811

highly doubt it

>>78555816

i envy how easily south koreans kill themselves

>>78555854
hot

>>78555816
Envy south koreans
Everyone's a barbie doll

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Does this board still hate Americans?

>>78555542
The guy who is responsible claims he wants to inform non specialists about the human body. But in reality it's art made out of corpses, and people could inform themselves better with 3D models for instance.

>>78555907
Yes

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>>78555991
Nonsense, I wanna fuck Americans

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>>78556017
/cum/ is the safe harbour, it's always been the Euros who hate America the most here anyways.

>>78556017
Are you a ginger girl with a cute spic accent?

>>78555991
Why?

>Been trying to shit for one hour
>But there is a small fly buzzing around nonstop
Im going mad and i need to shit.

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>>78556040
A combination of shitposting, memes, politics and ego. Trump alone still rustles some foreign jimmies here.

>>78556017
Don't you ever sleep?

does it hurt to get a tattoo? I don't want to cry

>>78556088
Not unless you are getting it on your hands or head/neck

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>>78556038
No, but my father is a ginger.
>>78556083
Who's asking?

>>78556070
Oh yeah, I always forget that Yuros and Canadians hold each individual American personally responsible for dumb shit Trump says or does

>>78556088
Not really.

>>78556138
Continue

>>78556146
>>78556104
Where is the least painful spot? I really don't have a high pain tolerance

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night night cum

>>78555195
the problem with yellow fever comes from not man's fetish, but shittiest personality of white women.

>>78556203
Your butt. Nah, but in all seriousness the more skin you have around there the less painful I believe. I got one on my chest, which I wouldn't recommend if you can't deal with small amounts of pain

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>>78556185
Grosero

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>>78556237
Not my problem they don't like Asian men, Hatoshi.

>>78556255
Go to sleep mexinon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVbTkFsCc24

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>>78556293
Nose rings are unattractive, but gingers are the ideal female form.

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>>78556337
Gonna watch this crap

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>>78556362
The girl I posted is a ginger????

But yes, gingers are pretty cute

>>78556370
the original anime film is better desu
you do you plenanon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPCY-0cm-Bg

le monke face

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>>78556473
>you do you plenanon
Go to bed

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>>78556362
>>78556388

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>>78556559
already in bed plebanon, come join me

>>78556594
hahaha what did you want to type??

>>78555195
Just had a dream that I got captured by the Chinese army and they turned me into a cute asian girl for breeding purposes

>>78556636
welcome to/cum/ you'll fit right in here

>>78556636
Hot. please elaborate

>>78556636
/dixie/ is the thread for you.

>>78556673
Well I got wounded in a battle and played dead but the chinks won and found me still alive so they captured me and forcibly operated on me and assigned me a husband from the army to make new soldiers

>>78556524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrXTS10h2WI

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Wrong image
Well changing the subject.
This is fucking disgusting looking. Its no wonder people in New England hate living so much.

Poop caca

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>>78556838
I'd eat that

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>>78556873
You probably have four stomachs.
That webm is actually worse than anything i've seen in the chinese rekt threads.

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>>78556906
Yes I have 4 stomachs

>uni starts in the morning
>i'm shitting and vomiting my guts out
>have to somehow make it through a 2 hour lab

>>78556631
Glad you're finally asleep mexinon :3c

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I have returned to /cum/

i hope you didn't miss me too much

Why do I keep accidentally wasting my fedora posting images.
>>78556923
Thats disgusting why ruin a burger with that much cheese.
>>78556979
Please stare right into the eclipse when it happens.

thanks for the (You)

>>78556999

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>>78556979
Nigga it's 4am go 2 bed

>>78556995
I have glasses silly boy

>>78557022
thanks for the (You)

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>PAY FOR MY SHIT!

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Ahaha I love boom howard he has many clever quips

rip cum

Oh year well how about this
>>78557159

>>78557163
Why do weebs literally ruin everything?

>>78556812
>shiro sagisu
Absolutely based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbCaWRB6zEI

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>>>/mu/74679343
Made a post please upvote and buy me 4chan gold!

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so when is trump going to make magic real? i want to follow my calling and become a wizard.

Hello

umm hi

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eclipse

>>78558439
hiya

>>78558519
Made it to corvo

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mmmm free healthcare, so good.
just walked right out with no charge, senpai.

they said I might need to come into work early today at 6

now it's 5:45 and I'm here but it's going to be awkward and really annoying for me if I go in and they say they didn't need me to come in

>inb4 why didn't you call
Idfk I'm too autistic

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>>78558677
Just go, the boss will like it.
If you're not needed at least you woke up properly on the way.

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>>78558660
>>78558704
Hvordan har du det?

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Thinking about powdering me balls and gooch today, lads

The native tribes in my area were prominent in the practice of slavery. We should tear down their totem poles. Fucking racist red ppl celebrating their racist monuments.

>>78558922
What type of cheese is that?

>>78558959
Frumunda

>>78558932
I am an Indian

>>78559020
*tears down your statues*

>>78558813
I am fine, ameribro. Checked out my lungs to see if I had lung cancer or not, I fortunately didn't.
>>78558959
People said it was camembert last I saw it posted.

>tfw can't visit the doctor regularly
Ahh land of the free

>>78559075
Spent the summer in Flekkefjord with Norwegian cousins. Lovely place. I'd like to go back some time.

>>78559147
I'd like for you to go back. permanently

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>>78559169
FUCK YOU!

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*pshshshht* This is the Dutch Royal Air Force speaking. You have been ordered to surrender to the Dutch overlord. If you do not comply, we will not hesitate to use force

How do you rsspond?

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>>78559596
Fuck you

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>>78559596
No.

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Ok I just got done watching Ghost in the Shell 2017

Why in the living fuck did they give Major an origin story?

wh*Te

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>watching anime-inspired hollywood movie

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>slaps the gf ill be getting this year on the butt

>>78555195
liking asians is not a fetish, it's a way of life

im here

Good we need you here

canada and france are the best allies

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I think this is the right place

>>78555529
https://discord.gg/YZ9gQ4

i miss the lol cum australian

anyone wanna play WoW?

I just got on my level 100 and can start leveling in legion now

up at 7 for this eclipse

better be worth it, god dammit

>>78566168
theres like 3 hours until the eclipse

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>>78564693
true

>>78566210

there's 1 and a half, and I dont trust my alarm

>>78566236
cuck

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トトロ!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xf4urgGANQ
wew lad

>>78566271
hi

I really wish I was born handsome guis

>>78565904
>playing retail

https://youtu.be/T0TYCEXmi90

north koreans are literally the best east asians

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I'm PROUD to hate white people. This is the FIRST TIME in history where it is openly acceptable to hate the majority. WHAT A TIME TO LIVE IN! Some people SACRIFICED their LIVES out on the FIELDS for this day. Their sacrifice will not be in vain.

bad post

reminder after the eclipse some zombies will spring up and reclaim the earth

>>78566868
the NEET uprising is happening after the eclipse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY7iGa4t9-I

nice

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>Will you watch the eclipse with me anon~

the number one way americans commemorate the eclipse is by buying a t-shirt

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>oneitis is obsessed with space
>cant try and ask to watch the eclipse with her because she's up in Washington for some reason

>>78567148
should've gone to washington with her, now she's going to meet some chad under the eclipse and fall in love

couldve been you

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>new hampshire least toxic state
>vermont the most toxic

really makes me think

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>>78567247
Vermont is basically just a more liberal NH though, does that mean liberals are toxic?

>Watch Reviewbrah
>Get really hungry for fast food
What should I get?

I'm at the beach and am almost out of clean Hawaiian shirts.
What do?

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Are you kidding me?

>partly cloudy until the eclipse ends then no clouds the rest of the day

>>78567314
Are you north, south or what?

It's not fast food but I really enjoy Olympus pizza lately but it's in manchestah

What's the latest Trump crisis?

>>78555255
>chopping off the Texas triangle
Wtf is your maple sipping nigger problem

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>>78567387
Trump rumored to have plans to block out the sun later today

>>78567376
South

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>>78567412

>>78567412
I actually believe that, though building the wall proved to be too much for him so we'll see.

hello fatties, lol!

>>78567426
Yeah I'd go for Olympus pizza or Nadeau's or something like that. Not really fast food but yeah.

>>78567479
wtf dont say that

>>78567479
The midwest isn't up yet I think. You'll have to come back later to say that.

Who /KentuckyEclipse/ here?

>>78555409
that pic makes me cringe

>>78567509
>>78567650
how many hour

hate that i see fat people when i go outside

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My cousin is paying $900 a month for his car

That's more than my apartment costs, he's not rich but he gets a new car every year and is already looking at next year's model. He offered me a job where he works doing the same thing but I turned it down, kind of seconding guessing myself now.

MY PENIS WAS MENT 4 UR BUT

Smack him if he's yellow. Smack him if he's black. Smack him til he fucks off and doesn't come back.

>>78567650
everyone in usa is a fat fuck except me, don't lie fag

>>78567782
you made a mistake, if that job pays more than your current one

>>78567924
Life ain't all about money

>>78567935
but jobs are.
you can have hobbies and pleasure on your own time.

>>78567956
That job would mean I have much less of my own time. I currently work for myself and choose my own hours.

>>78567976
well, it's up to you to decide how much your time is worth and how much of it you're willing to give up for some money.
i thought you already had a regular full time job

>>78568048
Nope I'm a contractor right now I can choose what days and hours I work without answering to anybody. The other job would have more hours on average and I would have 1 week every month where I was on call 24hours a day.

>>78568117
how much of a pay change would you receive, and could you get more by increasing your working hours as a contractor?

I wish I could fuck a fat American in the ass

>>78568173
Kind of hard to say but yeah I can get more money by working longer on some of the jobs I do

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You call that a... HAHAHAHA! Ohohohoohoh! Hehehehehe!

Going to work now, later buds

>>78568193
>fat fetishist
neck yourself, toothpaste

>>78568239
bye

>>78568215
Yeah Canada's not much of a country.

>>78568264
I don't have a fat fetish, I just want to fuck an American as possible person to show dominance.

>>78568414
t. ape
no human treats sex like some kind of power display
get your rape-culture propaganda bullshit out of here

>>78568461
I like how submissive you are. Why don't you bend over, pretty boy?

say it with me
A

where is eclipse livestream

>>78568562
L

>>78568561
eat shit, machmed manlet

>>78568562
FUCKING

>>78568653
Please stop, you're making me hard.

got a filtered (You)

who /rapture/ here

Are there any products that don't contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm?

>>78569127
deionized water

>>78568562
CITO

My sister had an extra pair of NASA eclipse glasses :)

*barges into /cum/ and interrupts what you are doing*

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>tfw already noticably darker outside

G-guys?

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Misa is what keeps me from killing myself

*HEEMs the "Dane"*

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>>78569922
good lad

>>78569914

Only a bit shady here

Noticed a bunch of bugs freaking out

wonder if it's habbening

>>78567375

I swear the moon has stayed in the same spot for like 45 minutes, wtf

77% visible my ass

>>78570155
Me

>>78570157
Where are you? It doesn't start for almost an hour here

*kicks you in the nutsack*

>>78570241

California

>>78570249

*Takes off protective cup and kicks you in the nuts even harder*

Most Americans believe that the first 30 Pharoah were all black Africans, built the pyramids, temples, sphinx, valley of the kings and existed as a civilization for over 3,000 years before the many invasions began in 671 BC. Any accredited historian or scholar will tell you that. Or just vist the Cambridge or British museum. The first recorded Pharoah in Kemetic history is King Narmer from Nubia in 3100 BC when he unified lower and upper Kemet and Kemetic hieroglyphic were developed. The last black African Pharoah was King Tantamani of the 25th dynasty. In 671 BC the Assyrians invaded Kemet and ruled for 150 years, followed by Persians in 525 BC. Then in 332 BC Alexander the great invaded Kemet and at that time the country's name was changed from Kemet to Egypt. In 305 BC Alexander the great's General Ptolemy became the first recorded European Pharoah in Kemetic/Egpytian history. In 30 BC Cleopatra became the last recorded European Pharoah in Kemetic history. However she was mulatto mixed with black Egyptian blood. Then much later in 642 AD Arabs invaded and took control of Egypt until present day. This is why soo many people in Egypt have Arab ancestry because they've been there since 642 AD. Inter breeding.

Tl;dr

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>there will be a total solar eclipse in new hampshire in my life time

7 years from now baby boos

>>78570372

>completely misses the west coast

O-ok

*falls on the ground and groans*
WHY?

>>78570403
the west coast wont exist 7 years from now

Jesus christ. Should not have looked at the eclipse

>>78570372
i wonder how they figure this stuff out but i also don't care and the answer is probably not interesting

>>78570526
your going to wake up blind bud

>>78570474

>implying

We've survived earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, hippies, Japanese artillery balloons, and hipsters. We can survive anything

>>78570562
FUCK

>>78570526
all i see are green spots everywhere. fuuuuuu my eyes

*takes your protective glasses as soon as the sun comes out*

Wtf it's moving across the face of the sun, not down it

*sips on cup of coffee, does the morning crossword*

yes, quite

wtf aliens are probing my butthole

probing some ameridumb right now. kek

>People actually are looking at the eclipse without protection

DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME

>falling for the protection jew

slept through the eclipse by like 5 minutes. didn't really care desu

expecting skull knight to burst through the sky any minute now

I glanced at the sun and now my eyes kinda hurt am I fucked

eclipse glasses are just to make sure nobody sees nibiru during the eclipse

>>78570814

>People fucked your mom without protection

BLACK HOLE SUN WON'T YOU COME

AND WASH AWAY THE PAAAAIN

>>78570872
My dad did

WAKE UP

buds, I stared into the sun, and now I think I have x-ray vision. the boobies buds, the boobies.

CAN'T WAKE UP

>>78570979
>>78570979
>>78570979
>>78570979
>>78570979

>>78570978
SAVE MEEEEEEEEE

RING RING RING BANAPHONE

DO DO DO DO

>>78571049
oh shi

>>78570978
compliments on the redditflag