/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

First for asian culture is superior

tell that to my b- in macroeconomics

Statutory Vape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X51rBxlz05k

The dwarf dies in the newest game of thrones

>>78553055
>tfw not born Asisn
>tfw I'll never have a BAC
Feelsbad

>>78553078
STOP

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>>78553057
the gf

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>watching GoT

The dwarf dies in the newest game of thrones

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>>78553063
this

>>78553078
You'd think the dragons were cool with him..... but no

gingers are white black people

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I havent read a single page, somebody wants to do it for me.

I mean who doesnt wanna learn what famous historian olson mancur thinks about the rise and fall of civilizations

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Reminder that no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself

I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET YOU NIGGERS
STOP

I work in an AMC theatre. Labor leaves me desirous to firebomb the customer base.

>>78553114
the dwarf dies

>not reading all the books after the masterful season and realizing it's all downhill from there and jump ship

baka

>>78553108
its one thing to post thots but pls dont post 10/10 perfect women

Can't believe the whitewalkers got a Dragon

>>78553114
>>78553123
spoil it more everyone

>watching game of plebs

an easy way to spot brainlets

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>I work in an AMC theatre. Labor leaves me desirous to firebomb the customer base.

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why are asians smarter than we

The dwarf dies in the newest game of thrones.

>>78553126
*first season

>>78553145
they are notorious cheaters

>>78553141
>not watching game of thrones
So you're that guy who just awkwardly looks around when everyone at the water cooler is talking about last nights episode

If you're "proud to be an american" you're legitimately a delusional 89iq moron. There is nothing good about this awful country.

>be american
>be monolingual
>get your dick mutilated at birth by a rabbi doctor
>owned by jews from cradle to grave
>have to pay taxes on everything
>forbidden from investing in certain lucrative things like startups and IPOs unless you make over 200k a year (accredited investor laws)
>have to pay taxes on cryptocurrency
>in debt
>manlet compared to europe (less tall than ITALY)
>fat, 1/3rd of the population is obese
>low iq
>cities overrun with rampaging niggers and spics
>fluoride in the water supply, lowers iq and stains teeth
>go to jail for drugs while niggers run free
>your country spends trillions helping sandniggers sponsor terrorism around the world
>women are all fat slobs, making it brutally hard to get laid with a slim girl unless you're a chad
>education system is nigger tier, among the worst in the world, to help niggers and spics pass, horrible mathematical abilities
>the universities that americans boast about are only available to old money WASPs and jews with family ties that buy their way in (and affirmative action nonwhites), average american university is as rigorous as the average euro high school
>culture that is obsessed with sex, but still shuns it at the same time, if you aren't a chad
>terrible healthcare system
>need to pay taxes in other countries if you expatriate
>american government actively contributing to the multicultural agenda, according to wikileaks cables
>government enforced affirmative action and quotas
>our own women prefer men with european accents, but it doesn't work vice versa and everyone in the world is disgusted by american men outside of saigon trannies
>our president is a moron who betrayed all his principles and sold out the second he was elected
>mega-capitalism
>obsession with sports and niggerball players

>>78553145
more disciprine

>>78553143
If you haven't worked customer service you've no idea how degrading and demeaning it is.

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>>78553161

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oh yeah 40 pages about the agriculture in mexico at hte end of the colonial period

really interesting lecture

dont know how i have been putting it off.

Just end my life famalan.

>>78553161
if you think theres "nothing good" about America, you're either stupid or a brat

>>78553161

good job, you posted it again

proud to be an American buds

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>>78553130
Manchester why are you always so nice

Where are the Asian barbershops?

>>78553145
Superior genes

We should give our women to the superior Asian male

40 pages

i meant 80

hahahahHahahahHAha

business idea: *spreads ass cheeks*

>>78553194
Berkeley

The dwarf dies in the newest game of thrones

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>>78553161

>asians are smart

Then home come whites win the majority of Nobel prizes

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>>78553193
im not

>>78553209
Bravery incarnate

>>78553210
nepotism

>>78553057
I genuinely enjoyed corner gas.

>>78553212
those darn delinquents

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My farts smell like shit

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>>78553212
Does this means what I think it means???!?!?!

>>78553221

it was a great show

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You gettin yo dick sucked and just when you bout to bust she pulls out her dick and starts jerkin off.
How do you react?

>>78553228
Yeah, doesn't mean a thing.

Just proposed to my girlfriend.

>>78553181
there's a lot of work to be done. this country is sick

>>78553209
>if youre not a braindead conservative who wants to choke on jew cock youre a leftist
further proof americans are retards

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>>78553228
no i try to stay away from boston

>>78553236
Suck her dick

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My friend told me how his uncle was pissed with his cousin because he bought 50,000 usd worth of bitcoin and ethereum

cryptocoins are a bubble

>>78553236
Start thrusting.

>>78553236
Continue to enjoy myself

>>78553243
Proposed what to you getting cuckholded?

>>78553254
do you really need to namefag

Am American taco
Ama.

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>>78553251
Were the juveniles poos?

Do poos dislike bears?

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Anyone excited for the eclipse tomorrow?

>>78553236
Give "her" a reach-around while jamming my girthy dick in "her" tight asshole and then cum in unison

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>>78553247
i see this runt mentality a lot among drumpf types
i post this image, and for some reason this means to them that i love trannies and niggers

>>78553261
Nah not that

>>78553270
it looks like it, but the bear is actually a black guy so maybe they just hate black people

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>trump gets impeached and we get Pence instead

>>78553275

your life will still be shit after the eclipse, it will change nothing loser

stop trying to put an emotional weight on a natural event just because the jew in a box tells you to

>>78553264
yes

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A good way to gauge your investments is to see how much brainlets disparage them

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>bravery incarnate

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>>78553227
how would she give birth to my child with such narrow hips

>>78553292
>your life will still be shit after the eclipse, it will change nothing loser
Yeah, but it's dark during daytime for a few minutes so it's sort of cool

i'm attracted to almost every asian girl i see

>>78553308

well, that makes sense.

>>78553292
You give two flying shits about any little thing.
Pathetic.

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>>78553312

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>Im attracted to...asian girl(s)

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>>78553303
She wouldn't touch your 3 inch weiner

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>>78553331

>>78553318

You sound like my ex.

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What's an eclipse anyways???

>>78553336
Think you might be projecting bud

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>>78553339

>>78553312
even the grannies

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>>78553336
that is because she is a faggot buttpirate

>>78553346
White people thing. Sounds boring

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>>78553280
they're simply too stupid to think outside of the jew defined parameters of american politics

damn my feet are throbbing and my mind is racing. Wish I could just let off all this steam somehow

>>78553337
Dude what the fuck

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>tfw my friend has a summary

i love her so much

Now i can shitpost all i want

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>>78553354
yes

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>they're simply too stupid to think outside of the jew defined parameters of american politics

there is literally nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with Jews

What did you guys do today?

>>78553349
Something a 3 inch cock pirate would say

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>>78553346
>tfw based Mexican saves your image

>checks stock portfolio

ah yes, it's been quite the good year. Little Jimothy might be getting that sportscar for his birthday. Hmm, and I guess it's about time I took the wife to the Islands. She's been hounding me for quite the while. Although, I could take the secretary.... Yes, I do deserve some "me" time. hahaha, oh, I'm such a card!

>>78553380
work

>>78553373
>he deleted it/got banned
jej

>>78553377
if you lie down with the dogs you get up with fleas

>>78553382
You seem to know a lot about them

>>78553365

Whats the matter a non

>jimothy

when I masturbate I can usually make
myself orgasm in like 1 or 2 minutes if that, every single time

If I got with a girl I don't think i would last 20 seconds, it's so embarrassing to think about and is one of my insecurities when it comes to intamacy/sex

Yet I was talking to my 100% chad friends (known them since my childhood,only reason why we still hang around) and they were saying they usually last 30 minutes and sometimes hours on end. Literally how? if I don't fap for like 3 or 4 days and I'm really horny I can cum in 30 seconds easily

Any other anons here share this issue? How long can you guys last?

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>>78553337
Americans, everyone

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>>78553389
I didn't do that because I'm a NEET

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>there is literally nothing wrong with surrounding yourself with Jews

>>78553383
>>78553346
15 years old

9000+ haha

Feels good being a pacifist

Not a huge fan of Jewish people

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>>78553383
Who's the thot???????

>>78553416
sex is different from masterbating, there is a lot of other stuff going on than just the pleasure part

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what is it? I don't want to click.

>>78553411
been working a lot, mentally and physically fatigued

>>78553419
>>78553373
What was it?

>>78553450
Underage

>>78553410
Why do you have a small penis? You're clearly sensitive to the issue

>>78553365
Jerk off to new fetish.

>>78553455

Where do you work.

>>78553454
Zelda cucking link with ganondorf using the hyrule warriors models

>>78553470
That reply didn't even make sense

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the gf

>>78553461
>>78553454
SFM. Link getting cucked by Zelda.

I ate nine potatoes.

>>78553472
cashier, clothing store

>>78553481
If you had an average dick it would

>>78553485
Seems a bit old.

>>78553505
Reported

>>78553504
Are you an authority on my dick or something? Who appointed you to this office?

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>>78553506
>"Say that again, anon. I dare you!"

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>Capcom publisher sale
>Mega Man legacy collection isn't on sale

>>78553488
>>78553480
>people get off to this stuff

>>78553518
He wants your baby carrot anon
He clearly craves your needle cock

Is homosexuality a sin?

>>78553526
Past her prime.

Just jacked off to furry porn for the first time

I mean I've clopped before (a lot actually) but that doesn't really count

>>78553527

>paying for the same NES roms for the 10th time

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>>78553518
Your mom

>>78553540
Enjoy your ban

>>78553540
nonce

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>tfw can't stop posting this picture of Frank Sinatra all over 4chan as a reaction image
Am I fucking autsitic?

>no Starcraft Remastered torrent

I'm not paying 15 bucks for something I bought at twice that cost a decade and a half ago.

>>78553562
My ancestor (:

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This thread is prety bad

>>78553538

not if its between 2 girls

I know that's you, Henrico. Thought it might be Oyster Bay because of the whining about crypto but I don't think he uses Krautchan.

>>78553567
i quite like it

>>78553562
yeah probably

>>78553567
The dwarf dies in the newest game of thrones

>>78553567
it's /int/ of course it's bad

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>it's /int/ of course it's bad

>>78553540
I know it's a pedofag meme to justify their sick fixation with prepubescent girls, but women used to get married off at 15 or 16 or 17 quite regularly up until the 21st Century. People used to marry a lot younger. The "marry older" meme was propagated by corporate culture to keep young people working hard in offices instead of running off and starting families.

Im so much smarter than everyone else here

>>78553552
Feels staged. Can't be that careless.

>>78553592
tell that to my b- in macroeconomics

>dude, this thing that I regularly participate in is so bad! xD this sucks! haha

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>I know it's a pedofag meme to justify their sick fixation with prepubescent girls, but women used to get married off at 15 or 16 or 17 quite regularly up until the 21st Century. People used to marry a lot younger. The "marry older" meme was propagated by corporate culture to keep young people working hard in offices instead of running off and starting families.

This place fills alien all of a sudden

>>78553592
tell that to my b- in macroeconomics

>>78553572
i copied the post from there retard

i dont want to move to europe either

also several of your points about me are outdated or inaccurate, i am a dynamic person

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reminder that if you arent on the /cum/ elite discord you are a loser

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>>78553539
fag

Got my 3rd dan blackbelt in TKD yesterday. Probably irrelevant but man I just love martial arts. Can't stop

https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov/eclipse-maps

Be ready you fucking faggots!

>>78553609
*fills alien*
Want me top it off for you?

>>78553598
got a C in that

/cum/, I am in love with a boy.

A Mexican boy.

Thought you should know.

>>78553615
Doubtful. My files on notable posters are incredibly accurate.

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>i am a dynamic person

just fyi: if we were to all meet in the Thunderdome I would be the only one to make it out alive.

unscathed.

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>>78553572
>>78553615
"What's going on here?"

>>78553624
Don't care

>>78553628
Pease kill me

>>78553635
tell that to my b- in macroeconomics!

>>78553631
tell that to my b- in macroeconomics

>>78553623
Can you beat people up?

>>78553567
hey you've gotten people filtered right?
want a adblock filter that removes those leftovers from hiding shitty posters?

>>78553634
what do you know about me

>>78553632

guys cant love guys

hopefully I'll be allowed to take lunch at like 2:20 pm instead of 11:30 tomorrow so I can see the eclipse

10 hour shift tomorrow too I want to KMS

>>78553624
lol who gives a shit

>>78553653
I said notable posters.

>>78553656
tell that to my b- in macroeconomics?

>>78553646
"""""""Pease"""""""

>>78553653
your a cuck

>>78553651
Probably. But I don't want to
>>78553632
Gay

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>>78553652

he didnt filter anybody

he is just upset with me because i left the discord

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Male and female bladders are not the same, position, size and muscle strength are all different.

>>78553632
Mexican boys belong to Mexican men. Fug off.

>>78553663
Us and not you. Be gone. Eat a dick.

I got my glasses ready

>>78553632
Fag

>>78553638
he has been accusing random posters on krautchan of being me and now you too, so far with zero accuracy

>>78553675
tell that to my b- in macroeconomics...

leavin for my 12:15 internet bullying survivor's group

>>78553677
yes thats why women have to piss all the time

>>78553236
Just saw this post on Krautchan. Looks like there's another one here with us.

>>78553664

i am the most notable poster

Dont even try and say you are notable baucse

1)nobody realized you were gone for month
2)nobody realized you changed your flags

>>78553680
K Y S
Y
S

this is a quick thread

>>78553677
meant to reply to
>>78553594

>>78553701

for you

>>78553695
"""baucse"""
Just literally ugh

>>78553695
Don't care.

*posts notably*

>>78553701
tell that to my b- in macroeconomics

I don't get mexican humour

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>>78553693
Its a facebook meme dunce, the most normie tier meme of all

>>78553705
for me 4chan batman big guy mask

>>78553707

I can type faster that i can amaze thoughts

amazing considering i think at really high speeds compared to you brainlets

>humour

>>78553719
tell that to my b- in macroeconomics

I may be wrong about who you are but what's important is that I can smell your presence. It smells like old paper and stale coffee.

>>78553733
amaze thoughts

>>78553740
i switched to tea now

>>78553736

Why does it matter to you so much

You also got upset when i wrote humour

>>78553728
It's also on Krautchan with the same exact image and text except he changed he to she.

>>78553736
me me meme
arrow >meme

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>I use british(french) spelling

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>>78553740

you gotta make 7 digits in order to get dem 7 digits, if you know what I mean.

A big wallet is just a big dick you can show off in public. Women only care about two things: money, and security which is provided through money.

You gotta have the cash to get that ass.

Mastercard, accepted by pussies everywhere.

dickpig

>>78553765
tell that to my b- in macroeconomics

>>78553736
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/humor#Old_French

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>"Execute order 66."
>"Y-you want them all dead sir... each and every last poster, indiscriminately?"
>"Yes. Carry out the mission. I will not accept failure."
*Kssssssshhhhhhhh* *phone static*

>>78553779
eclipsed by meme

11
HOURS
37
MINUTES
32
SECONDS

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Post your English type speed:

Link: https://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english

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tell that to my b- in necronomics

*sharts*

>>78553679
nothing is more pure than the forbidden love of a white boy and Mexcian boy desu~

>having gay sex for the first time
>condom broke
FUCK

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>>78553797
i got banned once by replying to this

the eclipse saved my marriage

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>>78553807
>>78553802

There's nothing wrong with racemixing as long as the man is white.

>>78553817
Shut the fuck up.

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should i call my ex during the eclipse

maybe she will love me now

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DEEEEGEEEBEEEE?

>she

>>78553827
good to know

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*votes for dramb*

>>78553839
Stayin' alive.

im white

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>tfw no tall gf

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>>78553849
thats racsyt

who here /listening to eurobeat/

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>>78553849

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>>78553857

>>78553857
"""""im"""""

>>78553821
Ya scared I'm gonna try to fuck you? Don't worry, I'm a bottom

>>78553849
nazis>communists
death-toll wise, communism is far more dangerous

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>>78553865
Looked up eurobeat once and it's just the soundtrack from initial D

Is looking at the eclipse more dangerous that just ooking at the sun normally?

>>78553865

DO YOU LIKE?

MY CAR

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>Don't worry, I'm a bottom

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>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE FART

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>78553865
do crickets count

>>78553879
Literaullly not figuratively unspoorting the "Strasserites"

Seriously do you even Long Knives

>>78553891
I like this 2D creature's attitude

>>78553886
yes because your eyes are dilated from the dark

>>78553909
Not gonna get too dark here m8.

Only like 40 percent will be covered by the moon.

>>78553886
It's safe to look at without safety eyewear for as long as you please. Eclipse glasses are an advertising hoodwink.

>>78553885
theres way more than that its a subculture in japan
https://my.mixtape.moe/cxubwb.opus

i failed AP physics

>>78553897
>screenshot from the new RTS game

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>>78553897
Tenochtitlan?

wait I meant communism is worse and has killed more people
I'm bad at math

>>78553895
>tfw just don't use vices such as cigarettes and alcohol to try to become the ideal version of myself
Fucking normalfags don't know about my self improvement

Could literally drive 30 minutes to see the full eclipse but I'm too lazy

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>go to alcoholics anonymous
>first thing they do is ask my name

>>78553926
tell that to my b- in macroeconomics

>>78553926
lol, i got $100 for passing AP physics

>search gorgon
>just a bunch of roasties who completely missed the point of what a gorgon is supposed to look like
hate wom*n appropriating my culture

>>78553923
rare eurobeat in the file
normie only know the english songs

Ive always liked to look straight into the sun for a few seconds

really like how you look at colors afterwards

>>78553938
woah

>>78553933
>Amemerican
>too lazy
Eclipse yourself

>>78553946
did you ever get to the point in which the sun turns into a revolving gray circle and the sky purple?

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RÄÖYHGH

>>78553939
I never got this either
>medusa and the other gorgons supposed to be hideously ugly with serpent hair
>almost always portrayed as an attractive youthful woman who happens to have serpent hair

>>78553966
sorry i only speak english

>>78553962
>>78553946
this is why people don't have blue eyes

good night /cum/, next time i talk to you it will be under a new sun

>tfw my wit is on par with the writers from early Simpsons but I have no one to riposte with

can I survive on minimum wage if I rented a place to live with another person?

It's $11.25 here for minimum wage but if you budget and watch your spending it is possible, no?

I live in really rural area with no friends or anyone to talk to. Completely isolated. but my friend I met at college said she would be my roommate and share a house with me

>>78553982
???

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>>78553966
I lek thees apus, kep postin tehm

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>>78553980
vell i speek enklis too vi leern it in skool

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>>tfw my wit is on par with the writers from early Simpsons but I have no one to riposte with

hi can i move to one of your countries? will one of you let me sleep on your couch for a bit? thanks

>>78554013
>will one of you let me sleep on your couch for a bit?
that's dangerously gay

>>78554013
i have one free bed here

>>78554013
Nah, stay in your fucking country. Literally 200 non stop years of emigration

>>78554013

can you speak english, work for a living, and spit on the crown of england?

>>78553994
Maybe
Be careful with taxes on your income. Make sure you know for sure how much your paycheck is before you sign a lease

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>>78554022
>its considered gay to sleep on a couch in russia

>>78554027
yes yes (depends what work) and yes

>>78554024
really? i wouldnt mind going to finland for the memes and depression maybe I can brighten up your life

>>78554022
ever heard of couchsurfing?

>>78554013

sure

i have an air mattress

>>78554047
>>78554047
>>78554047
>>78554047
>>78554047

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>>78554008
he looks so sad, i want to hug him!

>tfw have to share at AA, but the only way I can do so is by being drunk so now I have to drink just to hand AA

uroborous circles the drain again

>>78553740
that doesn't sound like a bad smell really

>>78553765
check this 7 digit

>>78553794
63

please kill me

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>>78553974
and then they add an echidna body
I found pic related on the medusa depictions wiki though