>assign an unescapable island as a prision for criminals and

>gets bit by a bug
>die

Post the pic

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>>78551661
jej

>>78551749
w-w-what pic?!?

>>78551661
Even the ocean tries to eat you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY9kyMUu0tA

>>78551754
A larger ratio of people die from poisonous creatures in the USA than Australia. This pathetic propaganda about Australia is super dangerous needs to fucking end already. It's just obnoxious by this point.

>>78552444
>not embracing it because of banter value and meme mining
Fuck off you glass jawed cunt.

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>tfw convict ancestry
>most of them were serious criminals

>>78552470
he's some redditor that spergs out every time someone mentions wildlife or convicts and makes a dozen threads a day
wish he'd just fuck right off and stop ruining our reputation here if I'm honest

>>78553513
My ancestors didn't say sorry to the natives ._.

>>78553559
reckon there's a lot of abo blood on my ancestors hands since some of them were in tasmania during the black war

>>78553591
as long as they didn't hurt the tassie tigers

>>78553595
probably did

We wuz convicts and shiet!

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how are they even alive?

>>78553694
no one has died from a spider bite in a long time

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>>78553722
what about snakes?

>>78553759
have to be a retard to be bitten by a snake

>>78553608
unforgivable, may your family endure a century of curses and poor crops and huntsman spiders showing up in unexpected places

>>78553778
>have to be a retard to be bitten by a snake
>graph shows over 100000 bites each year

Come on bro

>>78553513
My ancestors weren't convicts, so I die from the heat every spring to autumn

>>78553834
I mean you get some really fucking dumb cunts here

>>78553834
yeah there's a lot of retards here

>>78553851
what state mate?

>>78553759
You normally get rushed to a hospital and get the antidote and the worst thing that happens is you feel a bit sick... Most of the time.

Explain aussie history a bit to me. How did all the convicts reform to where they created their own country?

>stuck with shit coworker who does fuck all and leaves it all to me
>4 fucking hours
Lord help me

>>78553870
Mate I'm up at Queensland

>>78553950
Same.

>>78553954
So, Australia being prisoner island was just a very brief chapter in its history?

>>78553913
Kind of a meme.
Lots of people moved here from Europe at various stages of Australia's history.
>I bet that bogans tend to be more closely related to anglos than the rest of the country.

>>78553913
they served out a period of hard labour then got to work for themselves after that
property was cheap as fuck and often given away for free, so they just lived off the land. Settlers came over and unfucked out legal and administrative systems, each colony became self governing and then eventually they all agreed to federate as a single country except for New Zealand who didn't agree with the constitution and decided to fuck off and do their own thing.

>>78553954
the vast majority of Australians are anglo with a bit of irish mixed in with them, not just bogans. Immigration from other areas only started up after the war

>>78553950
ah yeah fair enough then, it's too fucking humid up there for me

>>78553987
Yes.

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Where do I find full time minimum wage work lads

I'm on part time atm

>>78553989
>the vast majority of Australians are anglo with a bit of irish mixed in with them, not just bogans. Immigration from other areas only started up after the war.

This is wrong unless you mean ww1

There were Germans living in Australia prior to ww2 and then when the war began they were kicked out of their homes and made to live in internment camps.

>>78553987
No, we were settled as a convict colony and convicts were shipped over for 101 years. Most Tasmanians are descended from convicts these days

South Australia didn't get any convicts though and Western Australia only had a few sent over to boost their population

>>78554007
"no"
literally a third of our history was spent as a convict colony

>>78554028
a couple of germans in south australia doesn't mean shit
there were dutch that came over from the dutch east indies and afghans long before that, but no one talks about dutch and afghan migration to Australia

migrants were overwhelmingly irish and english until the end of world war 2 with the populate or perish program.
this is literally established history

>>78553989
I got Scottish highland ancestory so I really can't handle heat. Fuck Queensland

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>thought winter was over a week ago
>got cold again

>>78554056
My parents are both Irish and I live in Perth so I fucking roast every summer no matter how much sunscreen I put on

Probably going to die of cancer at 50

>>78553759
>snektugal

>>78554052
Wasn't just a couple.

Lot's of Germans changed their last names after the war too so they could avoid racism.

Schmidt families became Smiths.

Australia is an Irish colony, just one of the facts of life.

"Victoria’s first German immigrants arrived in 1849 under a British bounty to attract vineyard workers. They established a thriving settlement north of Melbourne, in what was later to become the suburb of Thomastown.

Hundreds more Germans rushed to Victoria hoping to strike gold. Almost immediately they were the largest non-British group in Victoria: 10,000 strong in 1861. By 1864 there were already around 13 German associations in Victoria's gold field towns."

>>78554098
that's an American thing mostly

they were the biggest non-anglophone minority, but that meant absolute shit when the vast, vast majority of people were from the isles

once again, german migration mostly came in after the wars

>>78554126
>10,000 strong
kek

KEK

K-E-K

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>Australia was filled with Germans
>there was 10,000 of them

>>78554142
Australia didn't have many people in the 1800's....

10,000 was a lot of Germans in Victoria back then.

>>78554179
1,700,000 in 1870 after the gold rush when your precious germans cropped up

really love your alternative take on australian history mate

>>78554142
So shit loads more germans came here after the war and yet you still think Australia is anglo?

It's full of mixed up european mongrels that are a mix of everything.

My blood test comes back as 18 percent anglo and 44 percent western european.

38 percent Scandinavian European.

>>78554246
>shitloads of germans
mate it was half a million and they're centred mostly in south australia
you're literally blurring together american and australian history
>blood test
fucking kek, we're done here

>>78552377
thats for me.

>>78554277
>>78554277
Blood, Saliva, whatever...

>>78554305
I'm not laughing at you for how the test was taken but because you think those tests actually mean anything
you're literally WE WUZing like an American right now

I hate when Aussies here say we are Poms.

We are so much better than the Poms...

Competing with Poms is such a proud part of our history but then you Unaussie neck beards try saying we are poms.

>>78554324
WE WUZ CONVICTS N SHIET!

>>78553759
At most its around 2-3000, of that about 5-600 might need antivenin and you might get about 2-3 a year on average that actually die. Which is an interesting and exotic way of dying I suppose, but we'll get around 1200 people a year dying from some fat chick talking on their phone, drunks and other fucking morons crashing a car

Mr Snek is not the worst thing around. Plus unlike cats they actually eat vermin

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>>78554328
>why don't Australians ignore our history and ethnicity because I don't like what it tells us

>>78554348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J5n8kzpbCs

In the 1870s an economic downturn and political unrest in central Europe saw increased immigration from the German states. Germany’s enthusiastic participation in international exhibitions in Melbourne consolidated links between the two countries, and German immigration continued into the twentieth century.

During the First and Second World Wars, anti-German sentiment meant that Germans were banned from immigrating, and some of those already here were imprisoned as enemy aliens. After World War II, large numbers of Germans began to arrive, many of them Displaced Persons. 22% were Lutheran, while almost 10% were Jewish. The number of Germans in Victoria increased five-fold from the end of the War to 1961, when 39,291 were counted.

>>78554382

Actually did the test though.
It confirmed I was highly german just like my parents always told me.

>>78554388
>During the First and Second World Wars, anti-German sentiment meant that Germans were banned from immigrating, and some of those already here were imprisoned as enemy aliens. After World War II, large numbers of Germans began to arrive, many of them Displaced Persons. 22% were Lutheran, while almost 10% were Jewish. The number of Germans in Victoria increased five-fold from the end of the War to 1961, when 39,291 were counted.
hmm this sounds like exactly what I was saying

>>78554408
>I was highly german
Sorry to hear anon, hope you get well soon

>>78554408
so you think your individual experience extends across the entire country despite the copious evidence to the contrary?

>>78554388
So basically germans were moving here even in the 1970's.

A lot of Aussies have at least little bit of german blood.

one of my mates is a boer and that must mean that everyone in australia has a bit of dutch in them too

>>78554467
>arrived in the last 70 years
>meaning two generations at most
>therefore a lot of Australians must have a little bit of german blood

>>78554473
Why is this all aussies are poms meme so big on 4chan.

>>78554538
because that's the fucking fact of the matter you dense cunt

you are unironically the stupidest person I've ever come across on 4chan

>>78554499
The germans went on and had kids with the people already here.


Two generations later and those kids are so Aussie they know nothing about german except their great grandad or grandma was from there.

>>78554588
Nah, you need to stop hanging out with uneducated people at the local rural pub.

Rural towns are shit btw.

>>78553694
>spiderbiteugal

>>78554612
>post war migration
>great granddad or grandma

doesn't add up mate

if they had a single great grandparent that was german, that doesn't make them german. My great grandmother was french, but I'm sure as fuck not french when every single other one of my great grandparents were from england

we're also talking about half a million genuine german migrants across Australian history, with that being front loaded. We're currently a country nearing a population of nearly 25 million, so that's 1/50th of the population.
Compare that to the 1 million currently living Australians born in England, the 500,000 kiwis, chinese and indians, the 250,000 south africans etc etc etc. meanwhile the German born population is a whopping 100,000

going off listed ancestries, we have a third list themselves as english, another third listing themselves as australian which means that most of them are also english ethnically and only 4.5% german, and they're centred rural south australia

so yeah you'll have to forgive me for maintaining that australia is ethnically anglo and not german just because you happen to have german parents

>>78554633
literally live in Melbourne mate

>>78554742
>if they had a single great grandparent that was german, that doesn't make them german. My great grandmother was french, but I'm sure as fuck not french when every single other one of my great grandparents were from england

Proves my point that Aussies are just mongrels cross breeds.

>>78554839
you have eight great grandparents. If one is german and the rest are english, you're english and not a "mongrel cross breed"

this is not a difficult concept to understand

>>78554742
>just because you happen to have german parents


My parents are only half german.

>>78554886
oh well that invalidates my entire post doesn't it

just fuck off to another thread with your retarded headcanon

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>Australia

>>78554903
There are lots of Aussies with very mixed european ancestory.

I bet there is more of us than there is Asians.

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>>78552444
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>78554927
yes, a mix of english and irish

>>78554920
Fuck off dickhead you are just the shit version of Australia.

You are basically Australia's Canada.


Tell your Maoris and Samoans to stop moving here and pretending they are African American gangsters btw...

>>78554945
quintessentially reddit post

I really can tell you're half german with how fucking autistic you are

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>>78554945
>can't even play airsoft
please tell me more about your great country

>>78554981
Shut up New Zealand / Australia's Canada.

>>78555015
autism

>>78553694
>Portugal

>>78555019
It must be embarrassing for you guys, at least some of you are alright.
I'm almost convinced it's a american proxy if he thinks that "Australia's Canada" is an insult.

>>78555015
aspergers

>>78555087
You aren't even a real country.

You are basically a state of Australia except you are only not by a technicality.

>>78555087
I wish he was

unfortunately he's been here sperging out on /int/ with his alternative facts and reddit threads for ages
9/10 australian threads are made by him

>>78555164
They aren't "Alternative" facts.

>>78554886
This retarded obession with muh ancestry is fuckin pathetic. I thought it was the one thing we didn't ape the Amerifats with.

Go anywhere Europe and it's full of landwhale Amerifats in matching (name of last place they visited) t-shirts telling the locals how fucking connected they are to (insert name of place they're currently in).

>>78555231
>Not caring about your history or identity

Bogan scum.

>>78555223
you literally do not have a single coherent argument for how australians are apparently heavily german

shan't reply to your drivel anymore

>>78555258

Germany is a made up nation.

>>78551587
G'DAY M88

DIGGERYDOOS HUH M8?


EHEHEHEH MAAAATEE GOOD ON YA MATE

>>78555259
>how australians are apparently heavily german

I didn't say this.. That's a strawman argument.

I said a lot of Aussie are part German.

It means a different thing.

wow...

so..

you......

be.. saying.

we. were. germans...

and shit.

>>78555325

If by a lot you mean <4.5% (2011).

>>78555370
no because you see in his mind having a great grandparent that is german counts while the other 7 are anglo celtic, which bumps it up to at whopping 10%

>>78555393

Mental.

>>78555258
Hipster snowflake filth

>>78554633
KEK, are you the bloke that went on an autistic rampage after someone said that country towns preserved undiluted Australian culture and said that they just copy the south of America because both groups wear hats?

I genuinely treasure every post you make. They're easily some of the most ridiculous things I've seen on /int/.

>>78551661
>he isn't immune to bug bites
embarrassing desu

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>>78554633
>Rural towns are shit btw.

All you have to do to realise Australia isn't as Anglo as they say it is...

Look in a school year book.

A lot of the white kids will have none anglo surnames.

>>78555540

Yet to see any facts.

>>78555579
Fact.
>>78555540

>>78555608

Sure, if you can show me the percentages of non-anglo surnames in school year books.

Why are people with German ancestry so insufferable? You never get this with any other European ancestry except for Irish.

And what a delusional fuck this bastard is. Only 4.5% of Australians have German ancestry and keep in mind this includes muh heritage LARPers who have one or two German ancestors way back but consider themselves of German descent.

Also as others have mentioned, this is the same pathetic faggot that spams threads about how much he hates poor people and country people. He also seems to be unable to type without using reddit spacing.

>>78556640
He also does this ... shit that really bothers me

>>78552444
thats because you are more urbanized than we are

>>78552444
nerd

>>78556657
Yeah it's very unnecessary and out of place.

Also to anyone who's interested, I checked Victoria's census from 1861 and the population was apparently 540,322. So Germans were ~1.85% of Victoria's population back then.

>>78556710
kek

KEK

>>78556640
>country people
I always feel a bit crappy after spending some time on the farm and heading back to Sydney. Its just a big hole full of stuck up cunts and people in a rush. At least in the country people are a bit more chill, will say g'day and will help you out.
Mind you, just about fucking done building fences to last me a good while

>>78556710
german americans are a meme too because of that stupid 2000 census chart

>>78556772
at least you did have significant german migration so there is a bit of justification for it

>>78556788
its a meme and quite possibly partly responsible for your meme too

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>tfw aristocratic ancestors were among the first to head west and settle in what became the best state in Australia

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>>78556772
True.

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>>78556816

>>78556805
nah

LARPing isn't really a thing here beyond claiming indigenous heritage
even people with irish last names wouldn't realise they had irish ancestry until someone pointed it out

this cunt here is the exception

>>78556835
a nation without hyphens

sounds good

>>78556852
we do get it for italians and lebanese tbf, but that's a very recent thing and they will have parents or grandparents who are still alive that were from italy plus they tend to be slightly different to the rest of australians culturally anyway. reckon that's going to die off soon though since it was born out of a bit of racial tension in the 20th century and that's not really a thing anymore

>>78556882
Given that Australians gave them a tonne of shit for being Wogs, I don't really blame them. But yeah, aside from Middle Easterners and some Greeks no one really cares anymore.

>>78556816
We aren't talking about full blooded germans.

>>78556755
You should go to the country and stay there then.

Also rural people are less chill and love fist fights because they have nothing in life to care about.

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>>78556925

>>78556905
I know, my point is that most German-Americans are just LARPers who base their ethnicity on having one or two German ancestors. The randomness of the number of German-Americans in America compared to English-Americans shows how arbitrary it is.

>>78556882
sounds about right

im from eastern usa loads of guineas everywhere
they're alright if you pretend they're not ugly and most are solid dependable people but fuck if they arent so goddamn greasy
plus they're fat cause america so the girls more often than not are really unattractive vs. italian girls in italy

>>78556905
you are autistic and humorless enough to be a kraut

>>78556755
Also nice made up story btw.

>>78555458
I see that maybe it's just one or two straw man arguing bogans that same fag this whole board now.

>>78556968
>LE FUG LE CUNDRY XD XD

>>78556993
Or maybe every single Australian poster disagrees with you because your opinions are always completely ridiculous

>>78557007
reminder that any form of XD posting is the sign of a mental midget

>>78557051
/int/ homeboarder detected

mattposting is has long been recognised as an elite and muscular technique of arguing

>>78557028
Nah, it's just you who types that exact same way.

>>78557077
fatt sighted

>>78557115
I've made two posts in this thread.

some of you bastards are as cringey as americans, christ

Half you shit cunts don't even like ac/dc...

So don't try say you are Australian.

>>78557143
and a whole bunch of others in other threads over the months

>>78557365
>...
>reddit spacing

>>78557464
I don't get this meme.

>>78551587
welcome to being white not that you would know anything about that

>>78557486
I think its time for you to stop posting mate.

>>78557365
ad/dc is shit

>>78557464
It makes writing much easier for the eye.

>>78557077
>puting a space between XD and XD
>mattposting

fuckoff newcunt

>>78559562
This.

Why do people here hate it?

Also it helps get the point across better.