/sino/ - 中文

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>getting banned for a three hour old post in a long 404'd thread
>deletes all threads i made

janny needs some goodboy points today

>>78540903
>Why the FUCK was the last thread deleted edition
good edition
what was that all about?

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Who else /taichi/ here?

Is there any Chinese media or stuff worth learning it for?

Going all out learning Chinese just for talking to Chinese seems a little meh.

>>78541228
There are films and TV series, but production values are still a bit behind Western media.

If you want, check out a TV series called Nirvana in Fire (琅琊榜) for a historical fantasy drama with a lot of political intrigue.

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How am I supposed to learn all the names of the SNH48 members when there's like 100 of them?

>>78541329
>learn the names of SNH48 members
>end up with HSK level 2

>>78541228
My thought process wasn't any more complicated than this:

- I'm wasting my free time
- I'll learn a language
- I'll learn the hardest language in the world

You shouldn't need a reason to learn a language.

>>78541311
>>78541579
I get the impression that most of you were simply interested in Chinese all along is that correct?

>>78541741
Not really beyond watching kungfu films

>>78541228
yes. use the links i posted, the faggots who create the threads are useless nigger lovers who cant copy paste them

>>78540903
>>78540981
it's banned because footkraut is a disgusting SEXPAT

>>78541228
>>78541311
>>78541579
>he doesn't read chinese manga

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>>78541852
most of them are in cantonese

>>78541916
Not the historical ones like Hero, or House of Flying daggers.

>>78541999
>Chink movies are in Chinese
>Hong Cuck movies are in Cantonese

you don't say bud

>>78541999
>House of Flying daggers
one of my favourites

>>78540981

kek. what were you banned for

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>>78542310
posted a picture of asian soles and said you can't help but be aroused when looking at it and thinking of the smell of a nicely aged mature piece of parmigiano reggiano

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>>78542380

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Where will he go now?

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>>78542380

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>>78542494
Thailand

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shes perfect in every aspect

>>78542985

isn't she like 26? right at the cutoff point for a shengmu

>>78542494
back to suid afrika so his wife can get fokken lekker with some zulu brus

nothing like a good braai and cuckolding

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>>78540903
是时候练习中文了!
今天,你们吃了什么东西?我只喝了一杯咖啡!

>>78543297
26? Winston is almost 40

>>78543309
He never wants to go back there if isn't obvious. ZA is dangerous as fuck. He has personal friends that have died there.

>>78540903
Fuck white people

>>78543297
shes 40 or so

>>78543325
今天我吃了Mcdonalds

>>78543325
>今天,你们吃了什么东西?
我今天沒吃飯

>>78543361
the cape isn't that bad, I could name plenty worse places in the US or the UK

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>>78543433
麦当劳的一些东西还不错,比如McNuggets,哈哈

>>78543493
its like detroit but with less niggers per square meter

>>78543433
你喜欢吃胖国人饭?

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>China will collapse any day now, guys!

>>78543706
一個

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>>78543478
我也没吃饭,肚子好饿,不开心。瑞典有什么好吃的吗?
>>78543493
If he had any mind to go back then he would have done it years ago though. He doesn't seem to be in any actual danger of being deported.

>>78543608
喜欢

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>>78543772
>瑞典有什么好吃的吗?

>>78543706
>im your host Chris Chapelle. this is china uncensored

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>>78543706
>mfw "experts" have been predicting the collapse of ccp and dissolution of china into smaller republics a la ussr for thirty years now
China could never implode like the Soviet Union did. That wasn't just communism failing. The non-Russian republics of the USSR were a sizable chunk of both territory and population. Chinese separatists like Uighur terrorists or Tibetan monks don't have power or numbers.

china

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>>78543867
请。。。请告诉我,瑞典有什么好吃的吗??

>>78543772
>瑞典有什么好吃的吗?
大部分的瑞典食物是馬鈴薯+肉或是魚。最有名的應該是肉圓吧。因為我有自閉症所以我喜歡的食物非常少...我最喜歡的大概是義大利麵或咖哩飯。

>>78543867
no bullying

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>>78543353
>>78543380
Damn. The memes are true.

>asian coworker is ten years older than me
>she used to think I was older than her
>i used to think she was about my age

hmm

too bad she's married LOL woulda slam dunked my dick in that poophole

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how many of the "chinese national 50 cent party" posters in winston's comment section are actually white bois and frustrated expats in china?

>>78544116
有意思。。。你为什么像学习中文?
>>78544288
请不要shitpost好吗?

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>>78544181

>>78544288

did you sneak pics of her soles

>>78544398
no but when it's hot she often comes to work in those slippers

can't really see her toes in them as they're closed but sometimes she dangles them on her foot, pretty hot, seems to have super smooth feet

was able to snap a pic of her bare feet on the metro once but i lost it unfortunately, would def give her a succ

>>78541228
如果你不会说一点儿中文,不能有个中国女朋友

>>78544332
>你为什么像学习中文?
因為我的女友是台灣人,所以我決定學習中文。而且我覺得中文很好聽,至少台灣人的口音好聽...
你呢?

>>78544492
post her face

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Everyone post your favorite Chinese actresses. No Korean whores plox.
Of course Taiwan and HK and MAcau also count.
Shy Qi is just too goddamn sexy for this Earth. 舒淇实在太性感了!
>>78544616
我的故事可能太长了,但是基本上我就是觉得中国很有意思,所以决定学习中文的。

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>>78544556
其实,不会中文的男人跟中国女生约会时能做到的事情,可是我总是瞧不起那样的洋傻蛋。中文没人们想的那么难。

>>78544738
this is a whore

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>>78544924
But at least not Korean :^)

>>78544738
>Everyone post your favorite Chinese actresses.
I barely know any actresses actually. Singers, sure, but actresses..? I basically only know 章子怡 and maybe one or two more. 章子怡 is nice though, I like her movies where she's fighting with swords and beating people up.
>我的故事可能太长了,但是基本上我就是觉得中国很有意思,所以决定学习中文的。
那很好。你去過亞洲嗎?

I wanna fuck that deaf chick from Kung Fu Hustle

Any advise for a thirsty spic who wants to lay game on a chink grill?

>>78545458
what about the deaf girl in "Hear me" / 聽說?

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gf just sent me this wtf

>>78542494
Are these images real.
They seem so surreal.

>>78544379
Obviously got plastic surgery.

>>78544738
>actress

You can find pictures of her pussy on the Internet. I'm not talking about bush, her actual pussy.

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>he did nothing wrong
What a lie.
(So far) He is constantly angry and hot headed while losing battles.

>>78548364
anger is perfectly reasonable given his circumstance

>>78545590
protip : you wont

why do people copy and imitates me?

they're mocking you, Peru

>>78554163
same happens to me. welcome to 四产

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can you keep up with me?

try here: https://www.blackjackapprenticeship.com/card-counting-training-drill/

Btw to the German that asked yesterday about how Chinese people were able to remember long usernames consisting solely of pseudorandom letters and characters.

It's easy you just train you muscles to remember the keys as you press it on the keyboard.

By repeatedly typing the long set of "random" characters you train your memory to remember what your username (or password) is. In chinese this is called 只念 or otherwise known in English as psychokinesis.

FBI and CIA use this to train their agents to remember secret pass phrases and stuff. Don't ask me how I know.

>>78554197
>>78554268
I have hear that imitation is the more pure form of admiration

>>78554345
I can do this with a 6 deck shoe but it won't let me upload the video since 四产 only allows video webms to be 120 seconds long and under 3 mbs in filesize.....

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>>78554545

peru? who's the reseller peru?

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>on ADV china they booked a 5 star hotel and it was dirty and had mold on the walls and carpet
>I've booked a 3 star hotel

What am I in for?

>>78555813
Don't expect too much
It'll be ok
Might smell like shit and cigarettes
Caulking in the bathroom will probably be the worst you've ever seen and the electric sockets so wobbly you're afraid you'll be electrocuted
Just make sure there's no dead cockroaches and mouse shit underneath your blankets

>>78555813
I have a feeling you're going to be pleasantly surprised.

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>>78555813
They purposely went to a fake five star. Go to any 3 star legitimate hotel in any major city and it's guaranteed to be fine.

>Winston told off 50 cent party nationalists and then chuckled arrogantly at the end of his latest video

is he going crazy or just running out of patience lads

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How long did u guys had to learn for HSK4?

>>78556890
For me it was actually 2+ years. I finally knuckled down and decided to try and pass it by downloading the mock tests and listening to them with the pdf out while looking up all the words. I listened to them every day for an hour or two for a month and at the end could pass the test with a good score. I might be a braintlet tho.

Is falungong good?
Many pracrice in the park nearby

>>78557078
Shoot them dead if you have a chance

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Almost good enough to pass HSK3, how long till I unlock a chinese gf ?
On a serious note, when does it start feeling less like a grind ? I feel like I'm just grinding vocabulary all the time and I can barely make any use of it.

>>78557078
Funded by CIA/washington think tanks against CCP
Anyone with a functioning brain won't fall for their bullshit

>>78556555
it's more like he needed an extra 2 minutes of random conversation to bump up the video to 10minutes (when the ad money kicks in)

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>>78557294
Eventually it will become less of a hassle, trust me, Pierre. But Chinese is a continual learning process, much harder than learning any old Western language just because of the sheer differences. Getting to native speaker, I reckon, would take at least eight years and at least a few of those years living in China.

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我想练习中文
有人吗?

Guys, I have been trying to buy in taobao but every single time they told me that It's out of stock.

I want to buy 2 Weloop Hey 3S

Can anyone help me find one not out of stock?
I think that they say that it's out of stock in the description but google translate sucks

https://world.taobao.com/item/550718992454.htm

>>78558538
Maybe ask in /csg/ in /g/.

>>78558647
Mmmm, I will thanks.

>>78558538
Ask peru

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Would you?
And if, what?

>>78559097
Need a better shot of her face

Bump^^

>>78559097
Yes

Why does Winston pretend to be British

>>78564391
He probably is tired of explaining to Chinese people what a white south African is.

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one of the worst insults I have recieve during my adulthood was to be called taobao reseller

>>78565181
The worst thing that happened to me was when I lived in Taiwan, and a 45-50 year old bald guy started hitting on me when I was waiting for the bus to school
He said I had a beautiful face and long eyelashes "like a girl"
Creepy as fuck

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Let's bring this thread back to life, y'all.
Is anyone actually studying Chinese here? How goes it?

was Mao anti or pro confucianism?

>>78559097
I would buy her a pair of shoes, poor girl

>>78568668
he was anti body hygiene

>>78568370
我学习中文五个月
我中文不好
我应该学习法语

>>78545590
It's funny you say that, Chinese actually came to Peru and married loads of Native and Mestizo women, which is why there's many descendants today.

>>78569574
法语太没意思了

Taipei is the capital of Free China's Province of Taiwan.

Free China is ALIVE AND WELL.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBmx-eipQSM


Mildly interesting video.
My aunt used to go on business trips to Taipei back in the mid 80s and she said she was always blown away by the modernity of the city kek.
Guess she only ever got to see the richfag parts of it.

Ximending looked really cool back then.

>>78571054
你说的对
中文有用又用意思
还是我对中国有兴趣

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>>78571752
真好,英国应该有很多中国人,你可以跟他们练习中文。以后你还可以去中国!

>>78571834
我有中国朋友所以我可以练习中文
我11月要去中国旅游

>>78558538
>>78565181
Help me Perú pls

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>>78571969
11月的话,你应该多穿点儿衣服。中国北方的冬天特别冷!

>>78558538
looks like all 3S model are out of stock, even in offical store
u can either buy a Hey 3 model instead or just wait until Sept.

>>78572544
我要去杭州

我认为天气不错

>>78573428
Damn, the official store had stock 2 or 3 days ago but when I ordered it to my intermediary looks like they run out of it.

Thanks for your help m8.

请问,
谁会是我的中国朋友?

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北京的人为什么很爱用儿?

where are all the chinese

are you all using vpn???

>>78579517
英国人为什么很不爱用 -r?

Peter = "PEE-tuh"
Jennifer = "JEN-iff-uh"
等等

>>78581994
90% of English accents don't do that.

>>78580976
nobody in China is going to pay to bypass (((google))) captcha just to post here

>>78558538

stupid spic. taobao won't deliver to spen

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*hacks your election*
*hacks your ships*
*hacks your LoL account*

Can anyone stop him?

>>78584460
> >>78573428

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What did yellowfever mean by this?

Fact: if you gotta get a gook, you are barely a man. But if you can't even get a gook, you might as well kill yourself.

>>78584709
C&C Generals 2 looks pretty nice on the graphical front I see.

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我好累

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>>78584536
You fake chink I know that. That the reason I pay to a chink to buy it and send it to spen.

They want to sell it here for 140€ and in China they sell it for ~80€.