anime
USA
any shia man in?
anime anime anime
>>78538190
jog on
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/the-state
the actual state
whats the worst thing you've ever done?
>>78538196
nah dem man are kuffar init
>>78538211
her name is bluewhisper
can't find the vid of her arse though
good luck lads, batter is about to di
why did professor mcgonagol send all the slytherin house to the dungeons? Did she just judge a whole group based on the actions of a radical few? #racist #boycottjkrowling
>>78538196
go away
>>78538210
about to go for a jog actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S975Inx4Nxo
if i respond to you post you MUST reply to it, manners lads.
>>78538221
ur nan
anime
>>78538221
I caused a girl to have a psychotic breakdown by breaking up with her haha
downloading some JAV
>>78538161
Does whoever made OP's pic not have a sense of scale or of how much a foot is? Assuming the men on the roads are 6 feet tall that woman would definitely be in the 100s, definitely not 50 foot.
downloading some jam
>>78538252
if you aint from my hood
you can get from round here
always put commie music on when I'm driving with the rorke GF, proper riles her up haha xxx
My car, my music, simple as
Ever seen Homeward Bound? Talking dogs and a talking cat get lost in the wild. Saw it when I was a little kid. Might watch it again.
>>78538221
nice try west midlands police ;)
>>78538287
With pixels or not?
>>78538291
>>78538161
imagine how massive her gash
must be like a fucking cave
>>78538221
not going to go into details but all i'll say is I thought she was consenting at first
>>78538324
without
Playing with the gf
>>78538136
>this entire video
>>78538324
with of course
technoid
>>78538343
they hate it when we call them alt-left
oi lad, nip downstairs and tell your mum to text me back
>>78538344
Thats nice
>>78538221
I used to camp a lot with a motion sensor on black ops
liked interstellar but I haven't got a clue what it's about
>>78538424
state of those folds. fucking fat bitch fuck off.
>>78538424
ruddy
nora
Can identify a nonce by his nonce skull, his nonce face, his nonce hands, his nonce employment,...
I need a girl who bleeds
>>78538437
they go into space and save the world
THE LADS FROM SLIGO ARE BACK WITH FRE$H BEARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lu4Zu7d3QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lu4Zu7d3QM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lu4Zu7d3QM
chicken connoisseur rude boi
>>78538468
all of them do after they meet my mate stanley
>>78538233
found it on the 'dit
>>78538221
stole a PSP in year 8 and blamed it on the trampy weird poor kid, never got caught and he got suspended.
Always the crafty one i was, even planted evidence in his bag, devilish
If the leaf here is the same leaf that likes horror and stuff like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGEee3pJHH4
then please share tunes
>>78538458
>croatia
post paki/muslim gf's
>>78538492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-adqMLEkVI
>>78538489
absolutely disgusting
>a fucking shield with a chess board on it
>>78538489
>blamed it on the trampy weird poor kid
literally think this might have been me
>>78538489
bet it was you that nicked my shiny frank lampard in year 6
we neva gon' have piece til we keel all da wypipo
*flicks tongue like a snake*
>>78538221
ran over a cat
felt terrible for days
when ausgods of /cric/ go to sleep i come shitpost here on /brit/
>>78538522
the proper term is "checky"
>a fucking pineapple
How do I become taller
>>78538504
>>78538221
unironically visit 4chan
>>78538221
accidentally broke into someone's house
>>78538511
fuck yeah
thanks
harry should have chose luna
>>78538489
actual cunt
wanted to move to finland lads but having second thoughts after the attacks tbqh
>>78538547
Holy shit me too
Didn't see it until it was too late
Looked back and saw it flopping around in my rear view
>>78538582
should have chose cho chang mate
>>78538582
patrician
>>78538522
the three lions symbolise the british betrayal
>>78538590
post >that kid from school
>that sikh kid with learning difficulties who kept repeating the same word and didn't seem to comprehend anything else
>>78538577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvRuxHiFeVE
>>78538620
wait really
>>78538621
aha
thinking of betraying another country lads
>>78538626
that nerd who used to do the anime run
hon hon hon
literally never read a single britfags post, just can't take that flag seriously, nothing they say is important to me
>>78538590
you would have never felt like one of us desu
>>78538626
>that kid who was still a virgin in sixth form
flopped me knob out
>>78538520
>>78538528
>>78538538
>>78538584
>mfw they searched everyone's bags, but I'd already stashed it because I predicted they'd do it
It was a master plan looking back, delightfully cunning for a young teenager, hijacking the mob mentality and manipulating the runts
I don't feel a shred of remorse
>>78538626
>that popular guy who started dating an unpopular girl and started hanging around with her spazzy mates and going on camping trips and stuff
fucking nerd
>>78538670
>that spooky skeleton that ran leaning forward witth his arms stretched behind his back, fell down the bleachers on the first day of gym class, and had his gecko confiscated when he was spotted doing a Nintendo DS photoshoot with it in the cafeteria
>>78538626
>that kid with the alcoholic parents who were domestically abusive to him/each other
every time i was at his house it was like a warzone. He was a sweet lad but if we'd been in the US i'm 100% certain he would've shot up the school
all jannies are bastards and they do it for free
>>78538679
more
Was eating a takeaway around 3am after a night out the other night when a lad came up to me and asked for my help in case a fight broke out involving him, told him I would, nothing happened in the end but just shows how feared and respected I come off as even to strangers, truly built like a brick shithouse
Why does Britain barely have a cartoon industry?
While America and Japan are much bigger than us, it can't be because we don't have the economy to support it, because CANADA is more relevant to cartoons than we are.
I reckon there's a GIRL in this thread rn
>>78538626
that kid who used to nick his dads alcohol and drink it in a lucozade bottle
>>78538670
love obliterating france in that game, feeding little gascony and norman client states bits of core france until they're ripe for annexing
best part is the cheevo for establishing british paris
>>78538626
>that kid who mentioned 4chan in class
>>78538626
>that kid who only had female friends and later turned out to be gay
>>78538719
Sociopath
>>78538718
pics
>>78538637
thinking I might have a crush on you
>>78538800
nigel abroad?
>>78538761
what difference does it make? i'm just one of the 'lads' tehe :3
>>78538626
>that really poor kid who lived in a church and had a really dirty school jumper
>>78538800
>>78538732
>>78538777
I'd gladly invade them but
1-They have a shiton of ships, just like their allies
2-Liberated Englishmen would chimp out
>>78538764
NANI!?
>>78538752
me on the right
canny sleep aha x
>>78538626
>the fat rich kid that buys his friends because he was the most boring person in class
>>78538582
"No!"
>I post on 4chan but don't watch anime
uhh normie dear? you don't belong here xxx
>>78538828
>that camo
what a rotten vile cunt
Built like a fiberglass portajohn
think this 'muslims hate dogs' thing is a bit of a meme
saw a documentary about Bedouin nomads in Libya a while back and they literally shared their tents/blankets with their hunting dogs (they'd otherwise likely have frozen to death in the cold desert night) and they seemed to love them as much as anyone else would
>>78538844
>>78538823
>>78538786
>>78538773
>>78538762
>>78538736
>>78538721
>>78538684
>>78538664
easiest (you)'s i've ever gotten.
lads
There's no brit general on /bant/, need a couple of lads to get one going.This is the same decision your forefathers faced, stay around in the shitty Old World or head for a better life in the New World.
So what will it be?
>>78538886
all me
>>78538869
meet me outside ilkeston tesco and i'll camo your face with the ground mate
>>78538626
>that special kid who would casually quote spongebob in conversation
>>78538876
Thats not a meme, a friend of my father lived with some yemites in UK during college, they hate dogs
>>78538876
muslims believe dogs are impure-ish.
also muslims in the UK come from south asia, where dogs are already viewed with suspicion because they're either guard animals meant to intimidate or wild animals roaming the streets.
>78538886
>start a conversation with your /brit/ pals
>people respond and chat
>HAHA I WAS TRICKING YOU
i bet you have no mates
>>78538899
think ill stay x
>>78538886
baited for this exact response
>>78538899
cringe
>>78538899
Fuck off Archie
>>78538938
>>78538952
>>78538953
is that a yes
>that embarrassing lefty in school who though being a commie was cool and everyone made fun of them behind their backs
>>78538899
>lads lets set up a general on the most reddit board on 4chan
how about you fuck off the end of my knob
how's /gf2017/ going lads?
>>78538935
>>78538946
wasn't bate. you see i gave you all a complementary (you) back.
>>78538899
why would i want to post in a knock-off /brit/
>>78538962
aye go on mate set it all up I'll be over in two ticks
*winks to the lads*
>>78538910
will bash your head into a stain in bratislava
>>78538815
need a floppy knob english gf
>>78539005
don't think my fiance would like that much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dK3Tzf8KwA
choone
>>78538899
Yeah you go over mate rest of us will follow
>>78538962
Its a maybe later
>>78538977
Did have one of those, everyone just smiled, nodded and talked to someone else when he started
>Childhood is [insert common opinion here]
>Adulthood is realizing [insert controversial opinion here]
>560 replies and 235 image replies omitted, click here to view
Every time
>>78538256
but wouldn't it be an endless reciprocity of (You)'s?
>>78539038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1GnvlwE3g0
>>78538929
paki twat
>>78538991
ive been consistently cucking a bloke for a while now if that counts. I think it counts cos im getting regular fanny but it is taking a bit of a toll on my mental state
>>78539003
keep that tone up and you might just live long enough to get your sphincter wrapped round your fuck neck
did you know that at least 3 or 4 of the best sushi places on earth sell sushi?
Any spicy memes lads?
>>78539115
i'll allow it
>>78539124
>your sphincter wrapped round your fuck neck
unironically got a semi from this
>>78539115
>it is taking a bit of a toll on my mental state
why?
Girl just texted me asking "Why are you going round telling people you rid me in a diasbled toilet"
what's a fuck neck
the spyropill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKlA5tRu6f0
comfy choon
>>78539161
did you?
>>78539110
II best album
>>78539038
Air War best song
>>78538991
Couple of solid bites but haven't landed one yets
>>78539164
the virgin enquiry
paki bender sex offender
>>78539180
Absolutely not, my mates were talking absolute dung to her outside a club and the stupid cunt believed them
>>78539164
come to hucknall lebara and you'll find out
>>78539132
Here's one
>>78538221
did a poo in the shower ;_;
*joins the navy before 1955 to avoid being drafted and being sent into the shit*
>could deadlift 210kg
>got injured
>spent a year out of jim
>dedlift recedes to like 120kg
>started building it back up
reached 160kg after about 3 months. not bad right lads?
>>78539230
ok x
>>78539221
maybe she knows its a load of shite but wants a reason to talk
>>78539250
did the man lift the heavy thing?
suka
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother
>>78539256
I honestly think thats it because I used to be going out with her
She can fuck off though she disgusts me
could launch any of your runt skulls clean off your neck in one swift elbow to the temple
>>78539250
wouldnt know, i only do Calisthenics
just read on /tv/ that Stephen Fry and Elton John nonced 1400 children
>>78539250
>he doesn't climb
Sad!
>>78539302
i'd like to see you fucking try meet me outside southall train station in 20 mins if you wanna turn spastic
>>78539161
creasing
>>78539159
because I want her to leave her bf and be with me instead, she said she will but wants to do it in person and won't be seeing him for ages (he's a yank) and i don't know if she even will leave him in which case ive ruined some bloke's life for no gain
>>78539250
terrible
OH DEAR
>>78539328
alri panjeet singh
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3NJf9GtvCw
LADS, did you follow Lei Feng's good example today? Remember to live a selfless and productive life and be loyal to the party
>>78538985
the sperg squad
>>78539308
>not going for the big 1488
terrible shame
>>78539250
want to go to the gym but I'm skeletal
will I get bullied?
>>78539345
urm acton sweaty but im in southall all day if you wanna shit in a bag for the rest of your days too x
>>78538977
this is the guy >>78539350
>>78539375
This you?
>>78539250
>reached 160kg after about 3 months. not bad right lads?
recovery progress should be much faster than that. Check your diet
>>78539342
oh dear oh dear oh dear
>>78538221
stole some sour patch kids from a 7-11
>>78539334
if she won't leave him, you've probably not ruined his life
I thought I was cucking someone too, and she also said she'd leave him but she never did, so I don't know who cucked who
>>78539432
a real web of lies and cuckoldry
*enters thread*
>>78539415
after a year out of the gym, not just like 2 weeks out pham.
>>78539342
Took me three tries to figure out that her right arm wasn't a big dick
off to the kitchen lads
there's one slice of pizza left
got called a goof in save-on-foods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctriMuXYS0
QUITE a fan of this national anthem lads
havent eaten pizza since november
havent eaten curry since october
>>78539495
jog on gook
>>78539494
AY YO SCOOCHIE, SWIPE UP ON DAT CARPENTERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ymI54DuMj8
>all these plebs moaning about having to wake up at a normal time for their 9-5 jobs
Try waking up at 4:30 you fucks!! Try spending 15 minutes deicing your car at 5 in the morning, you cretins
The next cunt to moan about having to wake up at 8am is gonna get a fucking slap
ON MY MUM!!
lads say you end up in a jail cell with another person how are you supposed to masturbate?
>>78539531
Quite a lot of male mistresses in this thread
Don't tell me you're their personal assistants at work too
>>78539519
not a gook, just like china, simple as
>>78539472
TO ME
>>78539516
Here's your medal
>>78539531
nice spacing. really makes the post easy to read
>>78539471
still by two-odd months you should be close to where you were before bc your body already has all the neural adaptation phase done and you wont have atrophied that much unless you were in a coma
>>78538681
where can i watch this???
>>78539551
>>78539536
when one is snoring the other is wanking
Can't stand going to the gym anymore lads. Seeing all the cute girls in their skimpy workout clothes on the treadmills, chebs bouncing up and down, knowing that I will never get to see them naked. It's too much for this khv to take.
>that one leftie in secondary school history class
>>78539536
use eachother's bumholes
would anyone like to zuck on my zipple?
>>78539606
never experience this
>>78539494
is there a way to still use the race filters??
Really really bored and considering doing a bit of the md i have
Can doing it alone be enjoyable
>>78539536
back to back
how did rowling make billions when it's obvious she has no idea what she's doing
>>78539621
no mark
would anyone like to sneed my feed?
TO ME TO YEWTREE
>>78539640
apk probably still flying around
>>78539644
Post willy
That's always fun
LOVED watching the olympics, get to hear the Chinese national anthem so much haha xx
>>78539638
come to think of it my teacher had great admiration for all prolific Communists of the 20th century
>>78539668
christ mate we get it you want some sideways fanny
>>78539650
yea an anonymous virgin on a racist anime website knows what he's doing, not a world famous celebrated author philanthropist billionaire
>>78539656
>>78539644
yh it can be
t. friendless
>>78539656
>>78539699
dont get it
>>78539659
deze niggas be messin me about n shiet... swipe that shit down nigga... my nigga tyrone's always got tha swiper
>>78539572
don't think that's true lad.
i've been dieting fine and i've been making progress at a steady rate.
probably made gains faster and more smoothly than had i been doing it first time round.
i think my muscles did atrophy. i lost like 10kg (and only 40% of that was fat)
>>78539659
dont fuck with me sunshine nigga stop fuckin with me
are these autistic?
>>78539650
I'm assuming she got an incredible agent and possibly sucked a dick or two, or else she's secretly an actual witch, and magic is unironically real.
>>78539750
not at all
>>78539659
Chink tim looks half normal
>>78539750
Only the virgins will say yes
>>78539650
>>78539753
>>78539740
can you do ash and sara?
>>78539750
yes
>>78539650
luck. luck that her idea got promoted in the right places and caught hold in the imagination of children.
not really skill, because im sure plenty of people wrote wonderful novels for children at the same time and ended up nowhere.
>>78539740
oh my days
>>78539695
>>78539784
have you heard her talk about her own books?
>>78539740
would asian/hapa aisha
>>78539659
>>78539494
SCREAMING at these corkers
the state (C4) is starting in a minute
>>78539750
pointed out the autistic bits
>>78539843
>he does the virgin pointing out
>>78539821
would you 2bh
>>78539792
someone made fun of me last night so never posting in these again jog on
>>78539843
?
finna go work tomorow
Seen any kino recently?
>>78539883
hello polish pedo
>>78539870
i would
2bh
>>78539750
depends on the setting you wear them, if you're wearing them casually then yes
>>78539905
kek not him
>>78539883
What'd they say?
Getting ready to watch "The State" on channel 4
Glad we're finally going to get a scathing show about the abhorrent views some pakis here hold
>>78539859
the serb is right though
>>78539937
OF COURSE nigel abroad is a virgin
>>78539902
triumph of da kaangz
>>78539916
Why aren't you in jail yet?
don't reply to (((((it)))))
>on date
>she tells me I have nice teeth
>asks me to put my finger in her mouth and feel the back of her teeth
>do it but say that was a weird request
>"Yeah I usually wait for the second or third date before letting them put things in my mouth"
Lads lads lads
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haven't done one in a while
pw is brit
>>78539531
>Try waking up at 4:30
how long of a shift
feeling melancholy
>>78539955
Trial was adjoined until October
>>78539957
Would be nice if there was no him/her,/just it
>>78539951
is that eddie murphy
>>78539951
shieeeeeeeeeeet so you be saying deez jews been ruining europe n shiet? you be saying we wuz da aryan masterrace n shiet? shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>78539957
what does quintuple parentheses mean?
>>78539983
6-6
>>78540012
means fuck off yank
Can tell the lads are annoyed I cut off all contact from them for two weeks
Tata_Latina on MFC lads
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password is brit
get in here
>>78539999
Monica baby just plead guilty, they'll be lenient on you, if you try to fight it you'll get a longer sentence and I just can't bear to be away from you for that long xxx
>>78539981
virus do not click
>>78540041
fuck you
MY GIRL WANTS TO PARTY ALL THE TIME PARTY ALL THE TIME PARTY ALL THE TIME
>>78539638
neither did i, because I was the commie
>>78540121
lol
>>78539957
>>78539955
>>78539916
is that poleaboo
>7 dead from shootings in Chicago since yesterday morning, will probably rise to 10+ by this evening
>predominantly in black neighbourhoods
>more and more blacks and '''asians''' in the UK with disproportionately higher crime rates
Multiculturalism and nigger 'culture' fetishisation was a mistake
>>78540150
Damn right, bitch
quick reminder for everyone to filter this guy >>78540265
>>78540150
yea his real name is amer
>>78540349
prat
>>78538161
don't understand the giant fetish. can someone explain?
>>78540906
>explaining a fetish
you literally can't
>>78540906
imagine living in that fucking cave of a cunt
hot