Ever shit the bed?

>>78530212
well i mean no, i haven't, what about you?

>>78530327
Shit your mum's bed, m80

>>78530355
why do you want me to defecate on my mothers resting cradle

>>78530488
I shit in her bed when I scuttled her vertical axe wound.

No, but once I pissed in my bed due to taking a piss in the dream.

>>78530548
you fucking fuck, you had to say it didn't you, mark my fucking words, i will track you down and fuck your ass till it's red, just wait you fucking gaiboi

>>78530614
>i will track you down

No need. I live in Harrogate. Will meet you at Bettys Tea Rooms on Tuesday.

Bring lube and johnnies.

>>78530212
Not yet, but as they say you start life
in diapers and finish it the same way.

>>78530592
I've had those dreams and awoke in panic but never actually went thank god.

>>78530592
I had a dream where I blew a dose of man mustard into your mum's beaver.

The I woke up and realised I was actually being raped by your mum.

bawbs

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>>78530548
>>78530614
o christ

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mmm ... yes ... tits in op's picture
i wonder how long this thread will last

>>78531509
1hr30 so far

>>78530592
this happened to me once lol
also had a wet dream once. Never pooped the bed though

>>78533021
>this happened to me once lol
No it didn't

>>78532953
lucky bastard

MY ARSE

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>thread is still here

Yes, after i ate 4 liters of ice cream. It screwed up my stomach and game me diarrhea, i went to sleep and thought i was farting the entire night but it was actually liquid shit, i woke up in a pool of shit, smelling like sewer, it ruined my new $800 mattress i bought 2 months earlier. Worst day of my life, thank god no one knows about it.

>>78530212
Yeah, I was a kid and I had bad flu, and I shat myself at night

>>78530212
No, only my pants when I was drunk as fuck.

ill shit in your mothers chest awake you hell hench piece of volcanic shit.

>>78535233
Bit rude

yeah, all the time. my anus is rekt cos by bf has girth like a fucking pringles can and from all the anal we do and poppers i'm on i'm quite loose down there so often wake up covered in shit