ITT: Countries that have occupied Germany

At least three times

>>78524110
The world should have been French

:)

>>78524092
How does it feels?

>>78524345
Like locking up monkeys in a cage

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Been dividing and conquering Germans for hundreds of years. Really wish we'd kept Swedish Pomerania instead of being in a union with the supremely ungrateful Norwegians.

>>78524373
Then How does it feels to be occupied?

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Daily reminders that the Dutch are the rightful heirs to the frankish legacy

>>78524092
Good thread

>>78524559
WE

We tried to save them multiple times from themselves

>>78524439
Kinda funny when the monkey gets out of the cage, punches the zookeeper in the face and he runs away. And then the zookeeper is forever brandmarked as a coward by his own friends.

I wish Germany would occupy me

>>78524390
I was in Wismar a few years ago. They still have pictures your royal in the restrurants'n'shiet

noice thread ;)

>>78524672
Same

Oh jee, what a mean thread.

>>78524092
We were a part of Sweden back then, but take that anyway

>>78524110
Actually its much more than that
Multiple times under Louis XIV
Multiple times during the revolutionnaru/napoleonic wars
WW1 (Rheinland)
WW2

>>78524673
Well our queen is German so that might have something to do with it as well.

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>>78524654

>>78524835
I forgot the Thirty Years war too

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Less about occupying Germany and more about freeing the low countries from occupation tbqh.

>>78524559
It's this map a joke or is there a period of history that has completely passed me by?

>>78524990
it's retarded WE WUZZING

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>>78525031

>>78524990
The frankish empire controlled most of Western Europe
The Franks are a Germanic tribe and the dutch are their descendants (and Belgian too I guess)