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me on a tinder date edition
road rash isnt going away
hey little mama with that tight dress on
ARE LAUREN
kpop desu lads
>>78522717
cute
need a husband
>>78522710
only good post so far (mine)
>>78522693
FIT
>>78522717
fit
>>78522713
dogging
>>78522717
>>78522739
Fruit
I need you out of business, /brit/.
>>78522717
WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS
TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDS
>>78522764
w2c sweater?
anime
have become disillusioned with this illusion
>the weekend is nearly over
*wipes brow*
NEED to shag a bint
This should be enough to tide me over for the night
Only £3 too
Probably tastes vile
>>78522671
the gf
>>78522833
she says lads in almost every tweet now
wonder where she got that from
>tfw no posh twinkboi to ravage anally
just started drinking
NEED to shag a boy
i roll the game
>>78522896
slow your roll
list of /brit/ communistas?
going to wathc netflix on ipad lying on bed instead of sat at desk on computer this will probably lead to sleepage
you have all been played
>>78522936
stop watchinbg netflix and return to the daytime
>>78522943
brexit
>>78522943
thanks glormbf
https://youtu.be/O8nXm2OmEqQ?t=25
:D
listening to royalty-free stock music and jumping around like a fucking idiot
>>78522953
Why?
want to go outside and do something but i dont know what to do and i dont have anyone to do things with
>>78523128
same mate
might play pokemon go
>>78523128
this is exactly why I got a bike
where do you live?
>when you meet that one old mate you used to wank with when you were younger
>>78523123
stop posting yourself love
>>78523159
going on Gumtree to buy a bike now
>>78522961
still a bit hangover and do not want you to that me
>>78523166
heteros are truly baffling
>>78523166
never happened
>>78523180
its a bit boring if you dont have lengthy cycleways/canals near you
Is it ok to use studying as a form of escapism?
used to use video games and anime before i went to uni
just woke up lads
did a poo and now i'm brewing some coffee
when is it my turn to be happy
>>78523210
radical centrist approach
>>78523123
>>78523123
I actually find the thot dog filter very charming/cute, not sure if that makes me a fool or a normie. My reasoning is this: the slutty girls I know just send me nudes unfiltered over snapchat. It's only the nice girls who use the dog filter to be coy.
had a very reddit day
>>78523207
there's enough near me, I've wanted a bike for ages I miss it so much
driving a car is boring
>when you see a stupid post and want to berate the poster, but then realise all he'll see is the (you)
People on 4chan are fucking shameless
>>78523238
>>78523194
>heteros
reread that post matey
>>78523238
The dog filter is fucking shit, but then you use snapchat so that's to be expected
>>78523184
stop drinking so much red wine! whats the deadline for this essay you keep avoiding?
would go out but its pissing rain and I don't enjoy being out when its pissing rain cause then I get all wet and being wet is generally kind of shit
doing a poo
>>78523282
Wew
why do women pretend to be dogs on snapchat?
>>78523233
love fringes but this one goes too far either side
>>78523282
i meant what i said
>go to a friend's house
>his roommate has karl marx books everywhere, has russian prison tattoos and is learning russian online
>tells me she isn't a commie
TRULY baffling lads
>>78523326
to stop paki nonces and rapists.
>>78523302
No!
also fuk off was out with friends at pub last night
also fuk off not avoiding done 50%
beginning of september
Just reinstalled minecraft
might start rating my poos
>>78523350
ok. im sorry for making assumptions
Just resigned drumpf
>>78523210
punpun wave
>>78522955
She must have some nig in her. No way she's white like she makes out
>>78523392
really abnormal sentence
normies would eat you alive lad watch out
>>78523380
post things for anime wank
oxygen is poison
don't fall for the atmospheric jew
stay woke
Should I buy a brand new low tier bike from Halfords or other bike shop or buy a second hand upmarket bike?
Don't really want to spend much more than £100 desu
rate the tattoos
>>78523444
WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
girl ive seen a few times just got a boyfriend and im jealous as fuck even though i never wanted to go out with her
>>78523486
glamdring and sting
nice
>>78523489
cant see any tits ass pusy
to the leftypol posters i know are here
please post 1464378968.png
>>78523486
i-is that you?
>>78523326
brightens face (hides imperfections), thins the face ever so slightly, adds a nose to cover some of their face (less chance to show up imperfections like nose), meme quality, dogs are cute
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-40990174
Kicking off in Cromer
>>78523491
happiness is a state of mind
i know it seems silly but it's true
you gotta learn to appreciate the little things and ignore things that are out of your control
t. oldfag
>>78523502
orcrist
bait
>>78523505
remember watching a programme about fire-ants in florida years ago and being convinced the entire USA would be literally taken over by them with millions of people getting killed haha
>people go to the countryside to be away from society and be close to nature
>they don't realise the british countryside is more altered by man than our cities
honestly cannot wait to leave this sinking ship of a country
>>78523544
pretty sure its glamdring
http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/Glamdring
>>78523491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAn8t80lclM
ORCS GOTTA EAT
egg
>>78523544
ah sorry thought you meant the first one lmao
hmm not so sure now
the full-time insects
>>78523561
You're a bit retarded mate
>>78523541
I know you're right but I'm just having a rough couple of days
cheers yank
>>78523573
ocrist
>>78523550
maybe can get a very slight semi from this but thats it
I wish all of /brit/ could form a row and suck my wiener
Business idea: trains with designated exit/entry doors
>>78523600
Grim
>>78523572
eastern philosophy is such bullshit.
>>78523620
me first
http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-europe-40976998/the-migrants-making-a-clean-sweep-in-rome
14 heartbreaking videos that will make you say
>>78523620
No thanks.
>>78523608
swallow the samsara pill
business idea: get a motorbike and eventually die by crashing into something at very high speeds
>>78523640
immigrants pulling their weight for once is so rare its newsworthy. hilarious.
>>78523651
lol u lost gallipoli
>>78523665
Why not just ride it off a cliff ?
>>78523600
Someone needs to press a reset button on corporate civilization. Simply awful existence this. I honestly wouldn't mind going back to being some peasant boy in a small village. Work outdoors, always /fit/, not a care in the world, get to eat mom's tasty homemade bread everyday, mass in latin every sunday, get to fuck the Blacksmith's daughter during the harvest festival... sounds like a good life.
lady was just really horrible to me at work for no reason
had to restrain myself from kicking her head in desu, HATE that in retail you have to be nice to people even when they treat you like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg43tRhrDTg&list=RDQM6Wa3SLkKL-A
>>78523679
'bout the surprise innit
>>78523665
>>78523679
why not just spent the day outside topless with no sun cream
ravioli ravioli give me tarqs headiolis
Why couldn't the power have gone out on a work day?
GIZZA (You)
I'VE DONE A POST
GIZZA (You)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfsuose6EaM
the classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9-CV7cYQWY
>>78523683
i keep saying this country should go back to its agrarian roots and reduce the population to a comfy 10 million. the cities can be science/tech and university centres.
think we'd all be much happier that way.
>>78523687
forget about it mate, I had to deal with shithouses like that all the time
what did she do?
is there a single western country that has a worse standard of living than the UK?
even the shitty ones (italy and spain) make up for it with nice food, nice weather, nice scenery and sea.
NEED to get out of here asap.
>>78523687
>HATE that in retail you have to be nice to people even when they treat you like shit
that's your at fault. what's wrong with saying
>step off bitch
it's not your boss or whatsoever
love trains
just want to ride on them all day
Any tights gf man in
love cocks
just want to ride on them all day
>>78523687
I have a housemate who is incredibly passive aggressive towards me for absolutely no reason.
Its not like 'could you wash the dishes' passive aggressive (which wouldn't be applicable because i'm impeccably clean and considerate of others), its just a way of talking to me that constantly conveys dislike.
Disney actually has some fucking bangers
best label
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXbHShUnwxY
love bums
just want to ride them all day
my bumhole STINKS
within that last 24 hours, someone did THE biggest poo in the last 24 hours
mental
>>78523819
both look horrible
Hated these trains when in High school.
>>78523819
wtf let's not build anything new ever in case it looks dated in 50 years
>>78523819
if you prefer the left pic you're a dumb rorke
>>78523796
Are you a cute irish girl? You can ride my yank cock.
>>78523819
macmillian was a blithering idiot
can't understand how he still has a more or less positive reputation
>>78523819
love brutalism
hate false nostalgia for old crumbling buildings that aren't fit for purpose and cost far too much to maintain, making any business that owns them horrendously unprofitable
>watching every minute pass
>>78523838
>>78523836
>>78523834
ah yes the so-called leftypol invasion is real
>>78523835
haha yeah dude so relatable
Unless you've written a letter to the Queen you shan't have the permission to shitpost in /brit/ desu
>>78523798
I lived with a guy like that. Getting away from that situation was such a relief. He won't change. Get out of there ASAP, you don't have to live like that.
>>78523856
who?
off 2 costa del sol tomoz
me out with the lads last night
>>78523868
both of those pictures are disgusting lad
a cave is much more aesthetic, let's all live in one of those
wish there were more films like Gone Girl, Nightcrawler and Prisoners
absolute kinos
>>78523867
Nigga. Got to church. Get a hobby. Go to the gym. Read a book. Play videogames. Watch a good movie/tv show. Meet a cute girl at a coffee shop. See if your lads want to do anything fun. Not that hard.
>>78523602
how's that lad?
>>78523902
so you can only be consistent if you eat meat and do drugs or don't do either?
hungover
will trade pic of flaccid weenus for cure
>>78523913
get , this VILE "gimmick" off my thread immediately! no HOBBIES and SWEARING on my GENERAL please thank;you...!!!
Eating a bacon sarnie
>>78523925
that isnt what the image is asserting. can you read?
>>78523925
no, you just can't be sanctimonious about your diet
>>78523913
>church
don't believe in organised religion
>hobby/gym/book
going now to the gym
plan on doing some reading later
>videogames
easiest way to waste a weekend
>movie/tv
i never feel like i have the time to properly engage in a good movie or film
>meet a cute girl at a coffee shop
a. this almost never happens
b. i don't like coffee
>your lads
don't have any lads. i only live in this town for work's sake.
>>78523738
>"do you have [product we don't and have never stocked]?"
>tell her sorry we don't stock that item
>she proceeds to call me a liar and rant about how the store is shit, that I don't know what I'm doing, that I said we didn't stick it because I'm lazy and can't be arsed, that she's taken note of my name and is gonna contact my manager
>then have to go on to the staff computer inventory to prove to her that we don't sell this fucking item
>"WELL THATS JUST FUCKING GREAT ISNT IT" she storms out
worst thing was that I was on lunch break
>>78523931
half a knorr cube
shower
water and fruit drinks
now can i have willy
>>78522861
>alcohol from a plastic bottle
allri, proto-ladyboy
> i don't like coffee
>don't have any lads
>don't believe in organised religion
>i never feel like i have the time to properly engage in a good movie or film
>videogames? easiest way to waste a weekend
>>78523956
do martial arts
browse the 'der
take hard drugs
post sexy ladies
>How's it going?
>What's up man?
I-I don't know? Hi? Hello? I'm good? I'm talking to you?
read this:
fuck you
>>78522861
ah yes the so called tree alcohol
>>78523949
saying "i don't want that shit in my body" is pretty tame for people that consider you complicit in the killing and eating of sentient beings on a massive scale into the billions of deaths per year. You are disgusting to them.
>>78523947
explain it laddo
also what does "asserting" mean? that's a really big word, are you like a genius?
>>78523856
understood 5 words in the post haha
honestly wonder what would've happened if Mayweather threw the flag on the floor and stepped on it
would mcshit flip the fuck out?
>>78522861
You know that's cooking alcohol right
how many cups of tea do you drink per day
4-5 here
>>78524021
1 or 2
>>78523994
>martial arts
tryiong to bulk
interested in taking up martial arts when i start cutting
>'der
i swiped right every single girl in this town about 5 months ago and got about 4 swipes back, there are seldom new peoplea round me
>take hard drugs
actually would like to do this but don't know from whence they could be procured, also i don't think my housemates would be happy if i was doing drugs.
The mother’s gaze is the child’s first mirror; the child’s identity or notion of itself as a whole being is first formed in that gaze; it is a narcissistic manoeuvre that underpins the development of identity. This may lead to an interesting reflection upon the development of the child’s identity if the mother’s gaze fails to be the baby’s first mirror. Studies of institutionalised babies, made in the mid twentieth century, showed that even when adequately cared for, they failed to thrive: they became listless and depressed and some began to fall behind severely in their cognitive development too. Explained in terms of the formation of Subject, this could be because the baby who spends its Mirror Stage in an institution gets, in the place of the clear pool of the mother’s steady and loving gaze (and in the consistency of her hypotheses), the shifting waves and ripples of many different and indifferent carers, and can see no image of itself upon which to found its sense of self. The failure of the Mirror Stage may be catastrophic for the development of the Subject.
>>78524021
tea? none i'm not a shirt lifter
coffee? about 3
>>78523963
mate don't let that get to you, nothing will come from it - honestly you should find that situation funny if anything, she's a pathetic woman
>>78524014
Wow. Didn't know Mayweather was from Ivory Coast. Nice to see him representing his home country.
guarantee connor mccrackhead is the type of deano who spends half an hour every day staring at himself in the morning imitating boxing moves and recalling lines from Goodfellas or some shit
I see no changes, all I see is racist faces
Misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
We under, I wonder what it takes to make this
One better place, let's erase the wasted
Take the evil out the people, they'll be acting right
'Cause both black and white are smoking crack tonight
And the only time we chill is when we kill each other
It takes skill to be real, time to heal each other
>>78524067
You posted this yesterday
>>78524021
one large mug
coffee I drink like seven cups, if i'm converting my portions to cups correctly
>>78439540
>"they" in the singular sense
Femishits are beating plens into conformity with the New Left by surreptitiously co-opting mainstream–media to inject their glossic cancer.
[image]
>>78523095
from Audio Network?
>>78524046
What was that thing you posted about Bethnal Green yesterday?
DUDE COFFEE LMA;O
hungry lads
>>78524091
need to get out more mate
met my hero at the Dublin Comicon
>>78524008
it was just a funny image you autist
any stockport man in
>>78524121
br*tish aren't even the top tea-drinkers, how does that feel?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_tea_consumption_per_capita#Tea
Me before I've had my coffee
>>78524099
Enjoy your insomnia
anyone ever been to a really deano-targetted barbershop?
>poster of a $100 american dollar with al pacino as scarface as the portrait on it
>3 posters of muhammad ali
>bmw poster
>poster of the godfather
PAIN IS TEMPORARY
GLORY IS ETERNAL
might go to a black barbers and ask for a richard spencer cut
>>78524151
speaking of that, WHY DO TURKS DRINK SO MUCH FUCKING TEA?
I mean there's a BIG gap between number 1 and 2.
Rank Country Tea consumption
1 Turkey 19.65 kg (693 oz)
2 Morocco 4.34 kg (153 oz)
what the fuck man
>>78524021
2 or 3 during the week
5-6 at weekends
>>78524142
ahh so you missed what the words meant
no worries lad you'll get there
>>78524177
because tea is great. although they probably drink it like faggots
>>78523836
Query: why not build things that won't look dated in 50 years and plan neighborhoods according to a general style
LOVE being tipsy at 12.30 on a sunday
>>78524157
i don't drink any coffee after five o'clock
>>78524054
>shirt lifter
looool
>>78524151
this is definitive proof that the Irish are Brits in denial desu
pay reperations white boy
If you don't drink tea you are not my friend simple as
>>78524207
jesus have you told the entire architectural and planning community about your amazing breakthrough?
might actually unironically give up booze. never enjoyed it if im honest. get sick too easily and i dislike feeling drunk.
>>78524234
im convinced those people have been corrupted by Chaos or something. Slaanesh specifically.
>>78524256
Not 420ing allday everyday is your problem
listening to that REM song about suicide
won't commit suicide because the boss will be livid if i did it.
*does dance*
>>78524019
Shit really?
I can still drink it though eh? It's only like 30%
>>78524277
i smoke weed most days.
If I'm blatantly pinging in a nightclub and it's really obvious what will happen?
>>78524256
I've more or less given up on booze and im fairly happy with that
i still have a tipple in social occasions, but don't drink besides that.
have 4 sugars in my tea
don't drink tea or make it around anyone else because they always make a big deal about it
>>78524306
nothing
>>78524306
you'll be arrested and thrown in jail
So many times out there
I've watched a happy pair of lovers walking in the night
They had a kind of glow around them
It almost looked like heaven's light
I knew I'd never know that warm and loving glow
Though I might wish with all my might
No face as hideous as my face
Was ever meant for heaven's light
>>78524302
dude weed lmao
I cannot comprehend living the rest of my life with zero alcohol. It just makes life go by easier, and it needn't be to get drunk to the point of stupidity.
>>78524021
'tis not as if I measure it, I drink however much I want.
+ sugar: never
+ milk/cream: only if I want to get the last wee amount out of the bottle.
>>78524327
only if he says he's english
>>78524274
its basically just echo-chambering taken to its logical conclusion. happens on both sides
>>78524323
>they always make a big deal about it
and rightly so you fucking freak
This? This is a fascist!
>>78524306
group of lads will laugh at you.
>happened to me twice
>once it was up north and these northern deanos were just stood there laughing at me
>once it was in london and some black guys were trying to make fun of me for being dizzed up
want to go back to bed
https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/comments/6uqxet/anyone_here_london/?st=j6kgz93m&sh=92a2f46c
>>78524350
nah she's just dogging lel
>>78524363
night
>>78524350
literally a nazi
>>78524306
depends on the type of nightclub but generally nothing
>>78524357
But the club staff won't do anything?
lol i'm living in a country where i dont even know how to read what im buying
truly baffling the anglo
holding in a big shit because the toilet's far away and i can't take my laptop
>>78524350
post more. any arse pics?
>>78524350
What are those gaming chairs like? Are they worth the money?
>>78524350
She'd be very cute if her eyes weren't so far apart and she didn't have that nigger nose. High quality tits, tho.
>>78524349
fuck off sugarlet
>>78524378
don't wanna wake up in the late evening
>>78524400
if you're not causing trouble they wont give a fuck
>>78524306
literally nothing unless you're totally fucked up or being a fucking creep
>>78524367
wtf? I hate white people now!
>>78524207
>plan neighborhoods according to a general style
>plan
http://tass.com/society/960773
>>78524400
yeah but its no chill getting made fun of for having fun.
depends on the nightclub i suppose. better off going to rave-ier ones.
>>78524457
based. delete that tyrant from history.
>>78524338
>happens on both sides
>using drugs
literal losers desu, Chad doesn't do drugs
>>78524457
good lads
i like drugs
>>78524505
hmmm nice try sweatie
>>78524505
who is chad?
>>78524531
the amog
>>78524457
bet leftypol is gagging to condemn this but wont due to the inherent hypocrisy by doing so.
and willies
>>78524505
>Chads don't do drugs
Tell that to the fraternity bros in Unis who do an eight ball of coke then plow through a dozen virgin freshman pussies
reckon i should start doing opiates
life is proper dull when all you do is go to work and come home and post on 4chan.
>>78524505
all chads do drugs
>>78524572
have considered this myself as well
and slags
watching the 1000th Joe Rogan podcast and its 3 middle-aged men talking about taking explosive shits
Godfather is also shit
ate too much
>>78524572
Start off slow with just prescription painkillers
>>78524531
Chad is you but good looking
don't get how NEETS lack motivation and shit.
as a wagecuck i feel even worse than neets, because not only have all my energies been expended doing mindless tasks, i don't have any time to engage in anything else.
NEETs both have energy and time, but choose to be le depressed because le purposeless life.
>>78524623
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>78524635
i have no idea where to put all that energy and time
>>78524666
In books on how to become a wagecuck
>>78524666
video games + masturbation
what I should be doing: homework
what I am doing: shitposting in /brit/
why is my life so miserable
>>78524635
Honestly as soon as your life idles your mind and motivation start to idle. When I was a NEET I could get even less stuff done than today. Took me a week to put a letter in the mail.