>foreigners come to our beaches with no idea how to swim or

It's steve Irwin's fault

>>78520559
>go to an australian beach
>get eaten by sharks/ mysterious bacteria
>death.gif

>>78520924
Sharks don't eat people.

>>78520559
stop making these reddit tier threads

>>78520559

bondi fucking sucks tbqh

>>78522866
>oy vey, our golem turned on us

http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/news/bondi-synagogue-ban-over-terrorism-risk-leaves-jewish-community-shocked-and-furious/news-story/6ec6252d613583df7797c7cac2b25de4

>>78522866
Don't be self-hating

>>78522866
agree
surfers paradise is a bit shit too

like cottesloe myself

>>78520559
Do lots of chinks and gooks die at your beaches?

>>78523725
Yes

>>78520559
Same.

Americans who never driven a scooter before drives a scooter when they come here all the sudden and gets into accidents all the time.

Same goes for American tourist on Jet Ski accidents, Scuba accidents or even a shark attack.

>>78523755
Why do they come to Australia?

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>>78520937

W-what?

>>78523793
because it's nearby and has things they don't have

>>78523822
they kill

>>78523822
Sharks do not actively hunt people. Nor do they like the taste of humans. They mistake humans for other animals and take a bite out of them.

Did the education system utterly fail you?

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2015/jul/20/sharks-dont-like-to-eat-people-attack-statistics-contradict-untested-theories

>>78524122
They don't. At most they'll take a single bite of you and you'll die from blood loss.

>>78524201
What happens if you try to fuck a shark?

Idiot foreigners go into the alps with zero knowledge and no equipment apart from a bottle of cola and a sandwich. And of course they don't take the safe, comfy tourist routes, no they attempt routes meant for experienced alpinists.

Though nowadays that 4G cell phone coverages allow emergency calls even from the most remote areas less tourists die than 10 years ago.

>>78524220
It'd swim away and you wouldn't be able to keep up with it.

>>78524171
>take a bite out of them
That sounds painful. I wouldnt want to lose a bit of me when on vacation.

But i am that lazy type of tourist who would spent whole vacation in a hotel area anyway, so i guess i would survive even in kangaroo land.

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>>78524284
You underestimate the power of my sexual appetite.

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>>78524317
Obviously if you get bit in the water, there's a chance you'll lose too much blood and drown. Or go into shock. But if you're not mentally retarded, you'll probably survive.

>>78524427
I guess this is another reason why i will never go to kangaroo land.
Too expensive (compared to EU vacation countries).
Need pass.
Put sharks into hotel pools.

>>78520559
We have the same problem but instead it's climbing mountains.

>>78520559
Seriously though why would I go to Australia for a holiday? If I want sunny beaches, I'll just go to somewhere in the Med. If I want to go further abroad out of Europe, I'd go somewhere interesting like America. What would possibly draw me all the way to Australia?

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>>78524171

I guess got brainwashed by (((Jaws)))

>>78523755
how?

what dangers lurk in the water? is it true that you can get meningitis from swimming in australian waters???

>>78525088
This
I'd be down to visit Australia but I'm more interested in seeing the outback or Tasmania than beaches
I know some of the coastline is god-tier but I'd tour it, not just lay down on the sand all day
And the countries surrounding Australia also have great beaches so even though they're closer to Straya than us it's still not worth it

>>78525088
people who are culturally similar to you?

Australian beaches suck anyway

>>78525321
why?

>>78520559
What about the crocodile stalkers?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/02/crocodile-stalked-new-zealand-kayaker-western-australia
>Every time he tried to leave, the crocodile would make his presence felt, leaving the adventurer stranded for a fortnight.

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>>78525180
Not that isn't true. It's mostly asian tourists that have never seen the ocean before and don't know how to swim. Then they get caught in rip currents, sucked into the middle of nowhere and drown.

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>>78525477
He probably hated New Zealanders.

>>78525256
America are about as similar to us as Aussies, and why would I care about that anyway? I like seeing different cultures.

>>78525954
we're much much closer than americans

america really is it's own thing culturally

>>78525519
ahaha that gator is missing one of his hand :D

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>>78526519
http://www.baka.com.au/environment/animals/brutus-the-monster-crocodile-eats-bull-shark-in-northern-territory-20140806-100xwq.html

>>78525088
ask the 1.2million brits living in australia

>>78526979
I understand moving there for a hotter clime, but just doesn't seem worth it for a holiday.

>>78523678
Scarborough is best, but Cottesloe is nice. If you're on the Gold Coast, then Kirra or Currumbin. Surfers Paradise is a concrete jungle.

>come look at our beaches that we've poured concrete over to accommodate the people who came to look at them

>>78525088
>What would possibly draw me all the way to Australia?
I dunno, getting sentenced?

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>>78520559
but aussie people often have accidents in our snowy mountains

>>78520937
sharks = fish of peace?

>>78520559
This looks very nice. But it is a damn long trip for of us. We have similar beaches much closer. People travel to Australia and go to the beach?

>>78520559
>If you die in this country, there's a 99% chance it's your own fault.

Is this bait? I have more ways to die than the whole population of your shite desert island you emunigger

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>>78530040
You'd probably mouth of and get beaten to death. For people that aren't mentally retarded however, Australia is safe.

>>78530641
*off

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Better stay at home, it must be safer there.

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>>78530827
Not only are Hunstman spiders harmless, they keep the house clean by eating other insects like cockroaches.

>>78530987
t. Spider Sharkossa

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>>78520559
Why not come here? Better beaches and no killer jellyfish

>>78530040
Do you retards realise that every time you try to push these memes they only make you look stupid?
More people have been killed by cows and dogs in England over the past 25 years than people have died from spiders, snakes or sharks in Australia. In fact most of our animal related fatalities come from horse riding accidents and stings from European bees. Fancy that, the statistically most dangerous animals in Australia aren't even native to Australia.

I fucking hate you braindead gaijin. Stop coming to Australia in droves.

>>78531283
>Better beaches
Objectively wrong. Australia has the best beaches in the world.

>>78531283
And cheaper prostitutes.
I heard you can fuck a whole family for a few bucks.

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>>78529301
holy shit