The English, are they human?

Nasty, aren't they?

Continentals aren't human

>>78520111
>>78520319
Aren't they dreadful?

>>78520514
The bongs... I hate bongs.

>>78520514
They are, aren't they?

>>78520514
I don't like them at all. Do you?

>>78520659
I don't like them at all, do you?

We bring you savages civilisation and this is what we get? The empire was a mistake, we should have exploited you for nothing in return, that's what all the other continentals did.

>>78520971
This so much

>>78520971
Ah, yes. The famous colony of Britain, Finland. How could I forget such a thing?

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>>78520971
>The empire was a mistake

Hollywood depict Englishman as a handsome and charming man

However,it is not a case,,,

When see Englishman in Asia, they r fat, creppy, smelly, old purvurt and pedofile. Yes it is true. And very sad. We want Hollywood Englishman in Asia,not this creepy old one

>>78520971
You are so clever, aren't you?

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>>78520111
Where did you find these?

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>>78522392
George Mikes was a Hungarian journalist who traveled to England in 1939 but got stuck there due to the war, and eventually married an Englishwoman and got naturalised. He wrote a book on the English to basically air his frustrations with them in the late 40s, "How to be an alien", and to his surprise it instantly became a best-seller.

There's also another book literally called "The English, are they human?" written by a Dutch immigrant in 1929 but I can't find it back for now.

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>>78522856
apparently it even got translated into German

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here's some more

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>>78522856
Here's the intro of a later book, where he describes how it all went. When he vented his frustrations in 1948, to his surprise the English all bought his book and said things like "yes, were are quite silly, aren't we?". Ultimately it led to him becoming more English, while due to the times the English became less English (starting from the fall of the Empire to what you see now). It is written tongue-in-cheek of course.

>>78522856
Thanks for posting these, they're brilliant

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>>78523740
He has a certain witty style of humour I really like.

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I forgot to add: in his original book from 1948 there was a chapter on 'Sex'. It was just one sentence:

"On the Continent people have sex lives, the English have hot water bottles."

>>78520971
fuck you

>>78524127
I'd give them one thing though, I tried steak 'n kidney pudding with an expat here, and it was quite good.

>>78525406
Accurate

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>>78525406
As a side-note here, one of the best, most talented classic British movie actors ever, Peter Cushing, had an uncle that didn't speak to him anymore because he didn't approve of his chosen profession.