Average thots Edition
Really nice boob, pls show vagene
stop posting thots
>>78517631
What's funny?
Reminder that if you are not on the /cum/ elite discord you are a loser
the gf
>>78517673
That's the kind of problematic site that caused Nazis to take over Charlottesville shitlord.
>>78517689
wow create a new discord group call it cum
BRAAH IM SO SPECIAL FOR BVIENG THE ONLY ONE HEREc
>>78517689
Do you still make the list?
shit thread
>>78517723
sorry you dont like my jokes
i will try to do better next time, i just wanted to be funny
>>78517738
ok i wait
The woman on the right is the richest female in Canada.
>>78517727
Not really.
>>78517717
Man I thought you were being serious with that "kek"
>>78517758
really nice post, keep it up
>>78517794
,':^)
>>78517794
Fuck this is beautiful
>>78517648
What are some /cum/ cultural customs that are quintessentially Anglo?
friendly reminder
>>78517835
Why aren't you using reddit flags?
>>78517887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKCRHhmHvjg
>>78517885
Need to conquer others
I am a man of catastrophic mental deformities
>>78517806
Youre a nice guy cara, but you trigger my autism, if you need someone talk to message me on steam
>>78517921
maybe some other time, im watching anime
>>78517905
I get b& enough as it is anon
>>78517885
Flavorless sandwiches
>go to waterpark
>take off glasses so I dont lsoe them on the slides
>everythings blurry as shit because of astigmatism
>can see bodies and everything but its all fuzzy
>tfw missing out on the ass and tits all around me because I might as well be drunk
>>78517942
>t. Let's smother everything in pico de gallo and cumin so that you can't even taste the food
>not having naturally perfect vision
This is what happens without selection pressure culling the weak
>>78517935
No...
What i meant that if and when youre having a bad time can come to talk to me when im not busy, if you wish
>>78517961
i used to have perfect vision, from day to another i didnt
i think i twas playing on the wii u gamepad.
the gf
>>78517959
Their unforgivable crime is smothering things in cilantro
the gf
Are you a big guy?
>>78517948
Get contact lenses or just wear your glasses, nobody knows how bad your vision really is
>>78517997
>tfw 5'10 manlet
no
>>78517916
Fuckin' CUTE!!!!
>>78517937
I thought you were a bro
>>78517999
I took em off because you get smacked right in the face by water all the time and I didnt want to lose them
>>78517997
>tfw got up to 315 lbs on bench the other day
Felt like Arnold
>>78518014
Anonymity is better for posting tbqhwyfam
wish they would take the simpsons off the air already
Why are her eyes so far apart?
>>78518051
You no fun
>>78518083
Mongol ancestry
>>78518083
one quarter black
>>78518068
have no fear, we've got stories for years
>>78518083
I have that gym/duffle bag in the back. Woah.
>>78518085
Why do you care anyways? Only difference is another redditflags anon dragged into banter about city/province/state.
>>78518130
Forget I even mentioned it
>>78518125
really nice post
the gf
nigs in jim crow era:
>more likely to be employed
>black family unit still exists
>white violence against nigs, but still dwarfed by black on black violence
nigs in post civil-rights era:
>less likely to be employed
>black family unit destroyed
>white violence against nigs, but still dwarfed by black on black violence
So civil freedoms made them worse?
>>78518223
Freedom makes everything worse.
nethack leaf, what was that code you told me for searching
Gonna be playing Last Light redux
>>78518250
n
20
s
>>78518284
thanks
>>78518232
>the final redpill
working on a townhouse design for my current assessment lads
*wakes up and nibbles your ear*
>>78518399
pls crash this thread
>>78518392
Very nice. I want to build my own house one day. Father was a handyman and taught me everything he knew.
>>78518405
*crashs the thread*
>>78518232
Unironically this.
We have too much social freedom.
Watching early simpsons. I watched it everyday in my younger years but I really don't remember these early seasons at all. I probably started watching during season seven or eight and these first two seasons are a trip.
>>78518399
Why are Danes always huge fags. You have some of the most beautiful women in the world. Met a 8/10 Danish girl on a plane from Copenhagen to Tampa and ended up dating her for 3 months, wish I had kept her.
>>78518219
Patrician taste
>>78518412
tell me more
>>78518436
That's a very special """dane""" anon
>>78518480
I inherited 10 acres of land out in the country and haven't done anything with it.
can I put gems I find on altars?
>>78518509
why not
where is it
>>78518501
>>78518436
Ummm can you shut up? Sweeties? ,':^\
>>78518528
Yes but...
>>78518582
I dunno, maybe the gods like shinies
It's ok... put gems on my altars.
WHO DIES FROM FOOD POISONING
YOU FEEL SICK A DAY, YOU SHIT YOUR GUTS OUT, YOU'RE FINE THE NEXT DAY
THIS GAME'S SHIT
>>78518655
Well if you were to throw them at unicorns of the same alignment as yourself it might prove slightly more useful....
During the eclipse I will reach my true form. Just wait.
>>78518544
h-hello
>>78518696
Don't ever eat old corpses anon, they spoil after a random amount of turns.
>>78518745
Shut up
finally gonna start my hip hop project.
>>78518805
don't quit your day job honey bunches xoxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkaNazXB3Rc
>>78518805
are you black?
>search "bra" in Russian on youtube
>videos of massive titcows getting fitted for bras for 10 minutes
thank you based Chernobyl
>>78518910
Nah I'm white as hell
>>78517648
salsa por favor
>>78518941
>white people rapping
ew
>>78518956
racist af
>>78518929
this guy has his priorities in order
>unless the eclipse is over 90% there won't be much of a difference
Wow what a scam
why is /cum/ so pussywhipped?
>>78519027
That would imply /cum/ has pussy to be whipped by anon
>>78519064
good point
>>78518544
Out in the country. About 2 hrs from where I live. Sorry. I'm at the gym.
>going to the gym at 1 in the morning
>>78519117
Actually is a good time desu
>>78519064
true, but posters here worship various women based on appearance
Can we all agree Herbert Moon was right?
Going to sleep now. Wish me good night, please.
>>78519149
That's not being pussy whipped.
>>78519117
It's 4am where I live.
>>78519163
gnight, im probably gonna do the same
It's fun to stay at the
>>78519180
Thanks. Sweet dreams.
Will he do something funny if I do a gay meme post @ him?
>>78519195
*pats your head*
>>78519251
*does something funny*
*sits*
>>78519426
*sits next to you and starts masturbating*
>>78519446
VERY good post
why do anieymays look european?
>>78519446
>>78519558
>tfw only redheads are remotely attracted to you, inexplicably
i swear to god normies subconsciously think tan whites are of a higher social class than pale whites
>tfw I see Canadians or Americans being big prissy faggots about hunting
When did people start worshipping animals?
>>78519766
>Humble bragging
>>78519796
im still a virgin, i just have better luck with gingers
>better luck
>still a virgin
anyone else here a virgin alpha male?
try it bro if you're slightly tan and talk to a ginger bitch she will be more pleasant to you than tan girls 9 times out of 10
>>78519877
The tits on that ginger, Jesus Christ
>type up big post on /adv/
>delete all of it and close tab
every time
goodnight /cum/
>>78520568
What is wrong, Denmark?
>>78520626
nobody wants to play with me..
>>78520626
REEEEEEEEEE
just woke up dudes
life is only marginally worth living without a titcow ginger gf
>>78520496
>actually consulting /adv/
just post a shitpost on various threads throughout the website and you'll eventually get some solution. It may be a terrible solution but its still something
i go to /fit/ sometimes to deliberately give incredibly shitty advice
>>78520701
>>78520728
Alright
GOOOD MORNIIIING
>>78520857
hallo was geht
>>78520496
4chan is not a good spot for advice bud
>>78520870
Habe mir eben eine Packung Instant Nudeln gemacht und die brennen mir meinen Mund weg, SAU scharf.
>Burning Dry Noodle
heh...
mmm vicodin
>>78520950
heil hitler my friend
/cum/?
/cuUuuum/?!
/CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM/!!!
>>78521088
good post
flossed my teeth and the floss string smelT fucking RANK
cum lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
don't think Gwen Stefani in this MV will ever stop giving me nostalgia boners.
Wanna slip up that blue dress and stick it up her smelly ass
>people that say 'civilisation' without even knowing what it means
>>78521280
>>78521332
>>78521739
>>78521833
sweet, RNH cum is in full swing
>>78521739
Are you a German or a /cum/ expat?
>>78521019
>>78521057
>>78521088
What happened to this Dane to make it so retarded?
>>78521739
thats how i feel about the chick in Garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypr18UmxOas
>>78521935
he's asian, likes feet, and generally should be avoided
Indians, why are they so fucking retarded?
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1fb_1503026056
>>78522203
fk i bit into a kalamata olive an dit had its seed should I see doctor? costs $500k or 13 euro
I'm fucked up, depressed, empty, passionless, miserable and sedentary.
Think I can find a good job?
>>78522218
idk that's totally up to you man
>>78522252
yes. Why not?
need some
Nigga finna learn how to run
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=33f_1502752031
>>78522252
Yeah. Just go become a handyman and get a job doing manual labor like construction or landscaping. Low entry gate for skill, easy to work your way up, and pays quite well. ~$600 a day doing a "job". Great job security too. People will always need handymen. It solves the sedentary bit too. You'll be working hard and sweating.
armpits are the new feet
lmao i mean yeah fuck up on the driver's side for not closing the door but how retarded is (was, RIP) that granny?
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=70b_1502490824
>>78522474
>literal race war
I like it
>Finna
You're not German
>>78522378
Why do americans make burgers that go upwards, in height? That doesn't make any sense, just increase the diameter, like normal people do
>>78522636
that's a pisspoor excuse. Please leave
Why does this thread like Taylor Swift so much?? No ass, no tits. Looks like a skeleton
>>78522692
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaahHHhhhhhmhhhuhUHmmmm
>>78522692
>shitty stale shredded lettuce
>retarded tomato
>disgusting pickle
>two meatloaf "patties"
>inedible height
oh yeah great burger haha let's stack five more patties hmm that would make it epic right?
where is the bacon anyway???
America is fucking done
http://krautchan.net/files/1503221908001.webm
>>78522854
>disgusting pickle
wtf is the problem with people and pickles
pickles are objectively one of the best parts of any sandwich or hamburger because of their crunchiness and saltiness
>>78522927
they taste like anus
no actually that's not true because i love giving cute girlanuses a lick!!
pickles are trash
if you like pickles you also like pickle rick
wake up cumbums where are you? :-)
lol
american are fighting on the streest because they do not agree with each other
>>78523071
woah
never in history
>>78523058
Tampa, FL.
Haven't gone to bed. Very tired.
would you rather have a gf or a shiny mew?
He's right guys...
this is my future girlsfriiend and not yours
enjoy her face
>>78523148
Tough call.
>trying to learn french
>can't make that phlegm sound at the back of my throat
>>78523411
loser vocal chords desu
i love sloppy wet blowjobs mmm so hot mmmm
>>78523594
What's wrong with you?
>>78523712
mmm so hot
>>78523712
I ain't got no motherfuckin' friends,
That's why I fucked yo' bitch, you fat motherfucker.
First off, fuck yo' bitch and the clique you claim
Westside when we ride, come equipped with game
You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife
We bust on Bad Boys, niggas fucked for life
>>78523735
>>78523843
Why can't we get any charming Europeans like /brit/? Why do we always get the mentally defective ones?
Just had this idea where I would go on fiverr and let Asian girls record videos of them wiggling their toes on camera but I don't think this service is available.
>>78523877
Check this out, you motherfuckers know what time it is
I don't know why I'm even on this thread
Y'all niggas ain't even on my level
I'ma let my little homies ride
On you bitch-made ass bad boy bitches, feel it.
>Can't post in my general without a non-cumian replying to me
https://www.fiverr.com/jungleboyz/find-your-message-while-we-are-hunting?context=adv.cat_7.subcat_321&context_type=rating&pos=43&ref_ctx_id=6ccec44f-e538-4cda-9f7f-e559a139f0cf&source=gallery-listing&funnel=4e115330-8ec1-4545-85e8-99dcfbc2132b
lol
hmm
maybe I wasn't alone with this idea
>>78524166
That's a boy
my name is waki chiki bubu and welcome to this week's special episode of dingbat shoesocks
welcome everybody take your seats you're too kind.
in this week's edition of dingbat shoesocks, we will explore the meaning of spitting wildire
do the mucha cha shake your hips shake your thighs
cause tonite hamehazusu gonna hypnotize
looking like omocha cha
Baby boy wachu gonna do
Tell me wachu gonna do
watchu gonna do
Don't be shy oshiete ageru
Follow me it's as easy as 123
>How's it going?
>What's up man?
I-I don't know? Hi? Hello? I'm good? I'm talking to you?
rate my punk rock getup
Based
>>78524299
>hey what's up man
>oh you know the usual haha see you man
>right see ya
>>78524353
that looks incredibly uncomfortable to browse
are you a wannabe 1337 h4xx0r or what's up with the black background
>>78524444
it's 4:50 AM and even Yotsuba B would burn my eyes
>>78524467
go to bed ya fuccen loser
>>78524480
it's the weekend bitchnigger
I can do whatever I want
>>78524467
It's 7:52 am nigga go to bed
a little less conversation
and a little more touch my body
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ekZEVeXwek
早上好
>>78524770
misa doesn't deserve sunlight
>>78524770
こんにちは
This is the part when I say I don't want ya
I'm stronger than I've been before
This is the part when I break free
Cause I can't resist it no more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eRzOYhLuw
>>78524882
你好!
I wear my sister's pajamas
>>78524882
>は
How does this work? I thought it was suppose to be わ but after I googled it seems to work either way?
>>78525150
pronounced wa but spelled は when it's the topic particle as it is in こんにちは aka 今日は
>>78525150
>>78525204
>>78524882
Learn Chinese
>>78525361
maybe later
>>78525415
don't be sad it'll happen some day
hate commies, buds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_U5iOxej0s
have you ever banged your desk and growled over politics
>>78526001
no
i did get into an argument with a gay liberal yesterday, and he couldn't keep his temper
>i will never be born in a town near the alps
>i will never go to the hills when my heart is lonely
>i will never experience the bliss that is central european nature
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>78526001
he is a brit
why does he care so much about US politics
>>78526039
you argued with sargon of akkan?
the grass is always greener where it's white
>>78526077
how did you interpret that from what i said?
>>78526076
autism
muh kekistani MAGApride cuckold shit
is bernie sanders the final ultimate redpill?
>>78526151
no, according to the_donald hillary clinton is since shes a maximum authoritarian racist dictator who would get into wars with everyone
>>78525204
So some words are pronounced differently than the kana that makes it up, what is this called so I can research it more?
>>78526413
it's just the case with this one particle and wo を being pronounced o
It's time to wake up my little cucklets
Tried to tell my friend about my vacation and he starts sperging about alex jones and google and lizard people
I watched the Bill Burr Netflix special yesterday and his rant about those full body xray scans at airports being population control made me think.
>>78526511
already am, dumbass... it's 15:10
this coffee is terrible
>>78526046
Go have a slab of vb and walk yer arse around town cunt, she'll be right
>>78526556
Sounds like you need to be enlightened
just ruined canada's coffee. don't tell her
>her
just because you act like girls doesn't change the fact that you are manlet brainlet losers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnb6uYAzuno
>>78526704
>implying I'm not already
He was telling me about ADL but he doesn't even know what B'nai B'rith is
>>78526794
i really like this video
>>78526873
What is it a video of? Internet here is too shitty for youtube to even load the title
>>78526945
A guy dropping a screw into a turbine but instead of the actual sound it makes (which is quite interesting, i have seen the original video) it cuts to the intro of "Down Under" by Men At Work.
>>78526989
That sounds mildly humorous, I'll be sure to give it a look in a few days when I head back home
I will be leaving in 10 days, that means I will shave my pubes today so by the time I get to Taiwan they will have grown back to a nice and good looking length for the welcome blowjob
Any white person who converts to Islam Should be executed
>>78527497
this whole "whites converting to islam" is just a fad. I rember that it used to be Buddhism the popular thing back in the day. now it's islam.
>>78527834
Irregardless, anyone foolish enough to do this needs to pay with thier life
>Irregardless
>Islam
this is not a very good thread desu
Hey John. How's your phimosis?
>>78526935
>>78526788
cat! I'm a kitty cat! and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaA_cs4WZHM
John is... A rather pretentious virgin.
why is vidya so shit now
>>78528328
because of the culture around it
>>78528328
It's always been shit. You grew up.
>It's always been shit. You grew up.
You are what you eat
The government is always watching
>>78528685
nice picture of an adult whom plays video games
If you're a virgin, you don't deserve any extra rights or liberties.
Put your name back on fisted flamer
Thank you for reminding me John.
I'm going to turn off my filter and see what /cum/ is like for all the plebeians
also post anime pics fisty
i really love people using names
gives a sense of community
You all love me
BECAUSE you all need me
>>78528161
>>78528238
these girls are pretty.
this thread is terrible. i need my filter
Considering improving the world
>>78529156
considering suicide?
>>78529065
cute
>>78529187
Kind of a rude post if you think about it
haha xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNFRuHyntW0
i wished no one used reddit flags DDDD:::
>>78529333
stop posting gooks Ryan
>>78529366
don't listen to this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3blwjWXfp-o
I'm about to start going to UofT. I heard there's plenty of asians on campus can't wait (´・ω・`)
This general is such a shithole
Heeeeeeeeeey /cum/!
tfw have a chromosomal disorder
>>78529464
I hear there's a lot of smelly pajeets too
oh lala
Asian girls are not pretty
>>78529600
kys
Eating some puss
>>78529703
fuck off fake ryan
>>78529746
gross girl
>>78529746
Empowerment.
>>78529814
>fits of autism
won't be posting in a dane thread
>>78529884
Fuck you and your shitty threads
>>78529934
i thought we were friends?
love how defensive fuckers on /fa/ get when you talk shit about haute couture and how it's pretentious garbage
>b-but it's high culture you're just too stupid to understand it
i will keep bumping this until it can't be bumped any more
i will NOT respect proxydane attempts at disturbing the integrity of /cum/