What Happens Here

>>78515127
There's no internet access there so you wont get an answer

>>78515245
RIP

>most
Flat expanses of nothing but farm
>some
Rockies and woods

>>78515293
Alberta's awesome. Dunno how anyone lives very far east of the foothills though.

>>78515127
What happens here
[spoiler] stays here

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endless fields of rape
worlds biggest oil mine
really bad native reservations north of the tree line
second biggest uranium reserves

>>78515127
Piss on that, I want to know what happens in Nunavut and Yukon and the Northwest Territories.

>>78515127
High dropouts bitch about downturns in the economy and blame other people, natives die everywhere, rape farms, immigration is fixing once thought of dead cities like Winnipeg and Saskatoon.

>>78515843
weak bait teebeehaytch

>>78515509
>Alberta's awesome
Easily the worst of the three provinces shown. Total cultural cuckolds.

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>>78515814
Maybe there's oil. There's plenty of minerals and gemstones like diamond. It's mostly like my pic related and any resource can't be extracted due to all the water. You can't build anything stable for the same reason+permafrost.

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>>78515883
Basically, it's waterlogged to the point that even if there's valuable shit there it'll never ever be explored let alone extracted.

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>>78515859
It's true though.

>>78515127
i genuinly don't know. Farms and oil according to the news
>>78515814
Pipe lines above ground. Always covered in snow. Lots alcoholism but there is a very nice arts culture there. Don't be white

>>78516012
>Don't be white
Why, what happens if you're white?

Isn't it weird to Canadians that the northern half of their country is practically uninhabitable?

>>78516034
It certainly seems like it would be strange to think about. Kinda like it's beyond the wall, in Game of Thrones.

>>78516033
Natives generally don't like whites due to land stealing though it's more of an older generation thing. Forgot to mention everything is crazy expensive ($20 for cereal). Most places are very isolated and don't have connecting roads. Going to the movies is a huge deal since you have to drive out very far unless you live in Iqaluit or Yellowknife or whatever

>>78515127

90% nothing and 10% wannabe Americans.

>>78516077
>Iqaluit or Yellowknife
What are these places like?

>>78515863
Easily the best of the 3 provinces shown. Top 2 imho, BC being my favourite.

>>78516034
You could give us AK, WA, OR and CA if you want to make it right.

>>78515127
Hippies trying to sabatoge oil pipelines
Natives getting run over
Mosquitoes everywhere in summer
Cozy -30 icefishing in winter
Rockies are filled with chink tourists

>>78515127
From left to right:
Canada's Texas
Canada's Kansas/Nebraska
A depressing shithole

>>78516222
and the other provinces?

>>78516178
seconded

>>78516034
I guess, not like many go far north of the border anyway.

>>78516222
Why is manitoba depressing?

>>78516178
Dunno about Yellowknife but it gets surprisingly warm in the summer
Iqaluit is like how I explained earlier. Pipelines above ground due to permafrost. Very bleak due to all the snow. There is an arts culture that schools push and lots of bigger buildings are filled with art (statues inside and buildings are painted on the outside with traditional styles. Small communities so you'll probably grow up alongside half the town.
>>78516034
That far north is a mystery to most Canadians really. The Canadian Shield in Ontario is pretty much uninhabited. Basically anything outside of the big cities and it's surrounding suburbs are very small and isolated. Lots and lots of nature here

>>78516194
WA here. I'd probably be cool with this but I'm concerned that you guys might shitpost as badly IRL as you do on 4chan.

>>78516308
We don't irl

Cascadia would be awesome though.

>>78516297
>The Canadian Shield in Ontario
What is this?

>>78516324
Rock formation, used to be a gigantic mountain range at the beginning of the paleozoic.
It's all rosey red and black with quartz and stuff. Metamorphic and makes it difficult for non-acidic stuff to grow.

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>>78516324
>literally where the earth cooled first.

The Canadian Shield, also called the Laurentian Plateau, or Bouclier canadien, is a large area of exposed Precambrian igneous and high-grade metamorphic rocks that forms the ancient geological core of the North American continent.

>>78516354
>>78516358
That sounds cool as shit. And it's fucking huge!

>>78516034
probably weirder for them that the US wraps around them with alaska. wonder if canadians feel encircled or safer with a US buffer against russia

>>78516386
Trees and rocks man. When you're driving north, they have to blast it away for the road so there's all this exposed rock with trees everywhere and a road going through in Ontario.
You want really cool, drive to Tofino on Vancouver Island from Victoria via Nanaimo. That's an awesome drive.

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Winnipeg is actually a great city despite the weather and that native ghetto north of downtown. Everyone thought I was crazy when I moved out here but I like it. Great nightlife, restaurants, strong economy, and it has professional sports (although I will never support the Jets or the Blue Bombers, I only go to games when Toronto teams are in town.)

Is west Ontario just an extension of Manitoba or what?

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>>78516386
Then when you get there, you can check out the beach (bring your dry suit), surfing and hike the rain forest.

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>>78516436
You mean Winterpeg

>>78516437
It's referred to as Northern Ontario, and yeah it has much more in common with Manitoba than it does with Southern Ontario

is this the new /RAPE/ general thread?

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>>78516437
>>78516493
ANNEXATION OF KENORA NOW

>>78516473
That's clearly Montreal

The buildings and trees are typical of Montreal, and on the "no parking", it's hard to read but it seems to say "mardi", which means "Tuesday".

>>78516533
POSTAGE STAMP PROVINCE

>>78516034
if it were habitable it wouldn't be canadian

>>78516493
there's people that live in northern ontario though
sudbury, the sault, thunder bay

only other city in manitoba is brandon

Is Canada like the US where the west is far superior to the east?

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This is as far north as you're going to get in Ontario by road

>>78516616
Yup

>>78516616
somewhat

canada doesn't have an eastern seaboard, atlantic canada is small and poor
great lakes/rustbelt is where people and power is concentrated
then there's nothing for 1000 miles to the west where western canada starts

western canada is mostly farming and the asian real estate scam of vancouver

>>78516259
Have you ever been to Winnipeg?

>>78516548
I think the frost is clouding your vision

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What would it take you to live here for a year?

>>78516720
Food, water, internet

>>78516688
Can't remember, been to saskitoon though.
I wouldn't base the entirety of ontario off toronto

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>>78516729
you know what i mean!

>>78516761
Oh, and coffee. Yeah, that would be enough.

>>78516720
>>78516775
To keep you ALERT?

>>78516775
Where do you plan on buying coffee in Alert?

>>78516800
It's tasty.
>>78516801
No clue. Is it really hard to obtain?

>>78516837
It's literally just a research station located on an island that makes it the most northernmost settlement in the world. Which it would make it fairly difficult to obtain coffee

>>78516867
military would probably have a bunch of coffee there
navy guy told me you get a medal if you go there, they're really lax on discipline too

>>78516867
Oh. I'd just buy in bulk before I leave, then. It might be fun just to make threads here to show it.
>>78516885
Why a medal? Is it really that difficult?

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>>78516885
I would have no idea. Just thinking about Winnipeg makes me nervous
>>78516897
I wonder if they have internet there

>>78516897
it's a station at 82 degrees north, 600 miles from the north pole, one six month long day, one six month long night

>>78516918
satellite, get to skype family but no media

>>78515127
Farming, drilling for oil, football, bitching about Quebec, etc.

>>78516243
>BC
bunch of pot heads, environmentalists, and Asians, so i guess California
>Ontario
Our New York since it's what everyone imagines when they think of our country, plus everyone in Ontario thinks they're better than the rest of Canada (and this is coming from an Ontarian)
>Quebec
Louisiana, since they both used to be French colonies and have civil law systems
>Newfoundland and Labrador
New England
>Nova Scotia
Maine
>PEI
Wyoming, since they're both small and irrelevant
>New Brunswick
IDK

>>78517170
Based on that, only BC and ON look like some relevant parts.

>>78517170
>bunch of pot heads, environmentalists, and Asians, so i guess California
bunch of pot heads, environmentalists, and Asians, so i guess California without the excess

what happens in labrador?

it sounds like a place name in lord of the rings

>>78517461
it's a cold and inhospitable patch of land filled with wilderness and very few towns, so not a lot happens there except for drinking, hunting and fishing

>>78517664
>fishing
and not a lot of that anymore, so drinking and unemployment is popular.

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>>78515245
Say that to my face fucker
Not online but irl