/brit/

ANIME and so one

What are they putting in the water over there in America?

https://mobile.twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/899017719189618688

>>78512320

>cant think of a single reason why i shouldnt kill myself
The fact that you are going to die anyway? So why not enjoy an absolutely free ride on this planet full of cool animals and places

>>78513693
Meth

My Reddit thread blew out. Wouldn't be surprised if some kind stranger gives me gold at some point

No one commented on my beautiful legs that might have well as been sculpted from marble by Michaelangelo himself simply confirming my suspicions that you're all a bunch of plebs

>>78513693
fox news false flag

>>78513700
Dubs confirm we /yank/ now

>>78513693
oestrogen from women who are on the pill's piss, water filters dont remove oestrogen from the water, not to mention theres a ton of bisphenol a leaching into any drinks stored in plastic containers and it acts as a xenoestrogen

what are the chances that we're being farmed by higher dimensional beings that feed off of the human spirit and in particular, negative energy?

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>>78513770
>he PAYS for 4chan

>>78513770
>paying to post on 4chan
Shan't be considering your opinions

>>78513749
oh.... *shrugs* didn't even seem 'em....

>>78513749
Was going to comment then didn't want my comment to be misinterpreted in the homoerotic atmosphere of the previous thread. It's impressive and makes me slightly jealous. Is your upper body as muscular?

just discovered honey isn't made from bees: it's the bees that make the honey!
dirty little bastards

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>>78513776
>paying for anything

Joining the French foreign legion sometime soon lads

>>78513693
why are people so violent?
I feel like an alien at times
humans are so weird

>>78513798
are you an 80 year old cambodian villager?

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Swansea lost

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what does /brit/ think of this man?

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Remember lads...just bee urself :^)

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>>78513770
I bet you buy bottled water, too

>>78513775
Slim to none

i denounce all forms of racism, nazism, facism, KKKism, and i also denounce all white people

>>78513820
yes

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>oestrogen from women who are on the pill's piss, water filters dont remove oestrogen from the water, not to mention theres a ton of bisphenol a leaching into any drinks stored in plastic containers and it acts as a xenoestrogen

>>78513860
I am white

>>78513829
lol not that impressive

>>78513829
What kind of high-quality woman is going to be on Tinder anyway?

>>78513829
don't believe this is real iibchwyf

>>78513876
im sorry but im not allowed to talk to you

>>78513839
desu i do buy milk and tea thats in plastic containers

>>78513874
this isnt tinfoil theres studies done on these things

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoestrogen

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bisphenol_A#Health_effects

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/02/fish-becoming-transgender-contraceptive-pill-chemicals-flushed/

>>78513910
if it was really bad for humans it would be banned

iibchwyf

>>78513829
>Remember lads...just bee urself :^)
Yeah it's absolutely not contradictory. Guys like this, with model looks, are like .5% of the population (and a significant proportion of them are gay IRL). It's absolutely neglectible statistically.
Besides only a 6 would be validated by being shagged by a male model (as evidenced by the looks of the girls in your little picture). Hot chicks indeed get wet for personality, energy, character, virtues.
This shit is just a convenient excuse for betas like you to never go out of their mancave and compete with the rest of the 99.5% which is fine by me tbqh.

>>78513922
third eye: cauterised

>>78513934
unironically this

the absolute hottest fucking girls i've ever met in my life have all been dating fairly average looking dudes who are just funny/cool as shit, personalities that make them vocalists in bands or whatever else they do

I'm a 29 year old virgin, awkward, and not that good looking. Could I get laid in the uk? I hear girls over there really like American accents.

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I AM NOT A FUCKING "YANK" I AM A LIVING BREATHING PERSON AND I AM FUCKING TIRED OF BEING BULLIED EVERY TIME I ENTER THIS FUCKING THREAD, NO I WILL NOT "FOY" (FUCK OFF YANK) I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE HERE

>>78513985
yes you could

i was 33, a virgin, awward, ugly. went there and every girl thought i was a jersey shore character and wanted to fuck

>>78514011
FOY

>>78513829
can you fuck off back to r/incel

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>>78513860

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>no gf

>>78513985
Continue on the path to wizardry, you're too close to quit now

Looking into joining the army

>>78513794
Thanks lad, I have personally gone beyond thinking admiring other men's bodies is homoerotic and instead appreciate the dedication and work that has gone into realising their natural and god given potential, such as the amount of shrugs and presses that likely went into sculpting your shoulders, but this has made me a bit of a snob in terms of thinking less of the opinions of those whose bodies reflect a weak and sedantry lifestyle. I have big shoulders/chest/arms and can see my abs but I've always had naturally wide hips and that fucks with my proportions.

>>78514011
are colbear

>>78513829
Would like to see the other pictures on his profile desu. Only time a chick messaged me first was a chub telling me she had the Tolkien poem on my profile tattooed on her then stopped messaging me when I told her I had no social media. Tinder annoys me.

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When will we witness the great Alan vs. Jeffrey showdown?

can you honestly say you don't want to be the father to a cute hapa daughter like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENLIGHXbGfE

>>78514144
would clank them both into dust

>>78514084
come with me and join the legion

>>78513693
leftists are self destructing

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Wow, yeah/

>>78514144
why do you call Nassim "Alan" ?

>>78514144
whats up with the ethiopian being a literal animu grill

>>78514156
why does he regret buying property in China?

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-mika-sinno-s-nipple-5h8qsfe/answers/new.html

>>78514084
What role? Are you getting fit? Why?

>the confederacy was racist
umm no educate yourself sweaty xx
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1503181047547.png

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>>78514217

you lads like pickled onion?

>>78514234
idk didn't watch the entire thing, just the start

Alans fucking sound lads

If hes ever in Ireland ill unironically have a pint with the chap

>>78513922
absolute mong

/dead/

>>78514215
>very liked S_E_X
>indians

princess diana more like princess die-ana lol

can someone buy me a steam game?

>>78514305
Donald Trump more like Donald BRAAAAAAP haha.

>>78514305
The dodo died. Then Dodi died, then Di died... Dido must be shitting herself.

>>78514215
>Mindless vandalism and intentional destruction of historical artifact without any reason beside you not liking it
>A pipeline that will supply gas to the homes of human beings so that they can eat and stay warm

Hmmmmm. Also, what artifacts have been bulldozed?

>>78513821
Good

>>78514336
None, she's a mong

>>78514328
Griswald Flamf

fucking COME ON lads. be more intersting. more active. make better posts. up your fucking game. alright? I can't pull all the weight around here.

>>78514350
What do you wanna talk about? :3

>>78514348
Blonkeld Sprunf

SO fucking bored

dont know why im still up

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uhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm liberals aren't leftist sweaty ;) xoxoxo

>>78514361
there you go again, laying the burnden on old muggins here to grind the wheels of conversation. how about you state an opinion, and i tell you why it's bad. that's usually how things go around here

@78514382
You're why /brit/ is shit

Did leftists really exist brfore Marx?

>>78514392
Two Towers is the best LOTR film.

>>78514234
the apartment complex has tiles falling from the roof now and the elevator collapsed

>>78514392
Ummmm.....

British culture is...... Ummm.....

Cute!

@78514397

FOY yank imperialist

Why does John Oliver think that by calling him "Drumpf" that he somehow humiliating him?

>>78514402
yep, peasant's revolts were essentially early communism

>>78514397
it's been absolutely murdered these last few months. it's nowhere near as active as it used to be. i know it's late now, but even around 7pm i see 30 posters, when it was more like 60 or 70

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>Did leftists really exist brfore Marx?

>>78514406
FotR: EE>TTT: EE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>RotK: EE

>>78514407
oh ok, not related to chinese culture

>>78514415
It's late but its the weekend

This is prime Desklad willy posting hours

>>78514373
Flinchelt Roof

>>78514406
No. It's too long. they could have left out a great deal of Frodo sperging around the marshes and bitching out on the mountains

>>78514424
Go back to where you came from

>>78514408
useless

>>78514444
But not those numbers!

Why did they not put Tom Bombadil or the Barrow-Wights in the LOTR films lads?

>>78514435
Zogheim Puffe

>>78514431
it is. they don't care about maintaining anything and let everything fall to shit until it stops working

>>78514453
Too reddity

>>78513907
Why?

>>78514432
leftypol posting has unironically ruined it. not really sure what they gained by it. people will just go elsewhere. most of it is chidren just shitposting for the sake of it.

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>>78513693
>mobile

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>>78513670
Which one is your gf, /brit/?

>>78514527
Probably dorner but I have a soft spot for sophie

anyone played PAL region versions of n64 games? are they playable?

>>78514527

I forget her name, but the Redhead.
HOLY SHIT... would marry in a heartbeat.

Also, that is a really bad picture of all them. They look so awful...

>>78514459
Smurheim Xrackf

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>>78514568

>>78514587
Just beaming with pride I tell you

>>78514587
cried the night he won

>>78514587
He's not wrong though is he

>>78514587
I thought Dubya was a bad orator, fucking hell, how did this divvy succeed in business?

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>>78514527
>No Ygritte / Rose Leslie.
Nah, you're alright lad. Saying that the smirk wench and salsa are deec

>>78514476
Yeah I suppose you're right lad, would have detracted from the epicness and made it like that singing scene or radaghast the brown from the hobbit.
>>78514495
The Brody runts are hilarious mate, especially when you visualise the actual scrawny wee 'person' / triggered mahmoud posting

>>78514614
>>78514628
>>78514604
Triggered leftists

>>78514587
dragqueencheckinghisnails.gif

>>78514614
I drank Laphroaig and smoked hamlets with my pal counting my 800 quids bet winnings and laughing at the young turks / BBC meltdown

>>78514651
You really think Trump is a good orator?

>>78514568
Flobberd Quanph

FLUBERT PLONK BTFO

Sat with the gf lads. Dont anyone post anything she wont be happy with areet. Liable to peep over at me screen at any time she is.

>>78514674
He is a great public speaker yes

>>78514676
Hamnet Sprunkt

>>78514667
As much as I think Trump is a total mongo, watching TYT go full crisis mode and just start raging was funny as fuck tbqh. Might go watch it again right now.

>>78514690
Women are a meme

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>>78514692

holy shit drumpfkins are on SUICIDE WATCH

>>78514690
do her in to fuck

>>78514718
He is.

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>>78514690
post her hooves

>>78514690
Does she know about /brit/

>>78514718
he is though

>>78514693
Hinklupt Vruumpft

>>78514587
He conveyed a point. What's yours?

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>be Magdi Elgizouli, unemployed drug addict sudanese criminal on benefits living in london
>blame criminal behaviour on mental illnesses
>have a hatred towards white brits and the police
>walking down the hallway one day
>see a young policewoman walking the opposite way
>stab her to death for no apparent reason
>get arrested
>after a couple short years, get granted 4 hour leaves from prison
>a couple years after that get released from prison
>placed indefinitely in a luxury suburban community home and benefits for life
>police have special orders not to enter the area unwarranted to avoid setting him off

Holy fucking shit how do Brits even live with themselves

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Wonder if those depression lads from yesterday topped themselves

>>78514732
>>78514748
He's not though at all. He's fucking awful.

>>78514748
>>78514732
He's a rambling moron, not surprised thick yank twats would be impressed by him

>>78514732
>>78514748
He's fucking appalling and you know it.

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>>78514636

>>78514749
Hoorelt Blurpf

>>78514745
She used to nag me ear off for staying up all night on the 4chan site
I tell my workmates more about /brit/ than her desu

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>>78514803
>I tell my workmates more about /brit/
Really

Trump's not eloquent or passionate in his speeches at all, they all sound very rigid and boardroom like.

>>78514756
>quick fix culture

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>>78514775
Tbh

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>>78514757
>>78514762
>>78514767
He is. You are triggered leftists

>>78514826
Lobster dominance hierarchies and the regulation of serotonin desu.

>>78514833
>Trump just shit his pants triggered libtards btfo!

>>78514823
At last place i worked i used to tell them all about poleaboos exploits
Brit is less exciting now and new work gang is less receptive to my storytelling skills so i havent brought it up

I'm an alt-centrist

>>78514862
Trump has done a great job, he ended TPP, banned trannies, and made leftists go completely crazy

>>78514833
Has a doctor prescribed that ham-galaxy on the left a muzzle to stop her high fructose corn syrup laced products into her pie-hole? What an age we live in.

>>78514877
Do you tell them about your reputation on here

>>78514775
>>78514828
Ahh yes the glorified self-help guru

>>78514833
I'm not a lefty though. I just know Trump is a poor public speaker

>>78514886
He's passed literally 0 major legislation
His entire presidency has just been lurching from scandal to scandal

>>78514887
*there was meany to be a 'shovelling' in there

Touch my anus, lads.

>>78514894
Who in your opinion is a good public speaker? When Trump speaks he inspires everyone, if you are a bad speaker then you stand no chance at winning an election

>>78514886
Imagine being so petty and lacking in critical thought your main concern is to annoy the "opposition" party voters

>>78514913
Millions back in the stock market, thousands of new jobs, killed multiple globalist polices such as nafta and tpp

>>78514886
>banned trannies
No he didn't.

>>78514918
Obama

>>78514890
Nah i downplay it cos i dont want a load of bumbling normoids embarrassing me and exposing this place even more to facebook

This song is about me, a young lad shifting turf and spuds about the farm when I should be out fighting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osSO_T3X6zw

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Russia, Finland, Spain: all in the span of three days. When will the white man wake up to the muzzie menace?

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>>78514931
Seeing crying niggers on fox is. Worth anything

>>78514891
How could anyone dislike the good doctor?

>>78514933
NAFTA still exists you retard and he hasn't passed any economic legislation

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>>78514942

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4:13 am

should I go asleep and wake up at 4pm or read a book?

>>78514833
Clearly identifiable by their pink and yellow hair = dumb fattys

>>78514964
Democrats and rino Republicans literally refuse to accept any of his agenda.

>>78514976
Should I go to sleep for three hours and wake up at 7 to move furniture or just do a mad one and take 5 caffeine pills up the rectal cavity?

>>78514917
Only if you do some squats and let me feel your muscles oooooooh

>>78514999
Hey buddy I asked the question

>>78514933
He is doing a good job.

>>78514918
>Who in your opinion is a good public speaker?
Tony Blair was, Clinton, even Davey Cameron.

>if you are a bad speaker then you stand no chance at winning an election
May did, Dubya did, Trump did.

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NEED a Latina gf

>>78515025
https://youtu.be/WKSllUPbzCI

>>78515012
read the book, food for the mind and sleep is for the weak

http://www.motherjones.com/media/2017/08/teenagers-keep-going-to-town-halls-and-owning-republicans-and-its-amazing/
Haha lol

>>78515038
Women are a meme

>>78513693
Ouch

>>78515066
gayfag

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>>78515025
Hahahahahaha

>>78515038
oooo papi

>>78515038
theres a whole set

Are there any good documentaries on the Watergate scandal

if it looks like a cuck and barks like a cuck

>>78515052
Entered into suspended animation after those videos

America is dead

>>78515074
Most white women are fucked in the head and I dont want to date outside my own kind, I have just transcended carnal base desires desu

>>78515077
>i have no argument

Twas there we lay bleeding stretched on the cold ground,
both heads, legs and arms were all scattered around
I thought of me mam and me cleaveens were nigh,
sure they'd bury me decent and raise a loud cry

Wid me too ra na nya and me too ra na nya,
wid me too ra na noo ra na noo ra na nya

Well a doctor was called and he soon staunched me blood,
and he gave me a fine elegant leg made of wood
They gave me a medal and ten pence a day,
contented with Sheelagh, I'll live on half pay

Wid me too ra na nya and me too ra na nya,
wid me too ra na noo ra na noo ra na nya

TOUCH MY FUCKING ANUS, LADS

>tfw happy and content
>tfw don't know what to do
Give me a goal (apart from getting laid).

>>78515117
None of those people you mentioned are good public speakers

Have you ever made an ironic thread and it actually turn out interesting?

>>78509575
>>78509575

>>78515126
You know the deal
>>78515009

>>78515132
Get a gf

>>78515132
Get ahead on your studies/career
Find a new hobby
Visit your local Cadillac dealership

Who /PLYMOUTH/ here?

>>78515158
Portsmouth?

>>78515158
You in the Royal Marines?

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>>78515132
Attain the beauty and strength of which your body is capable

>>78515174
Plymouth, cunt

>>78515181
why are all your pics fucking potato quality

>>78515182
Southampton?

>>78515179
Nah mate just on the piss. Always wanted to join the marines though.

>>78515158
Me lad, I sell litres of liquid ket acquired through knocking over vet practices and writing poetry about animals that talk to each other in human words and are really deep analogies of the soul

>>78515216
Fuck off then, weedy little cunt

Join the British army and be casted out by family and friends or join the French foreign legion?

The Irishmans dilemma

>>78515230
>>78515213
Yanks need not apply ;)
>>78515239
Say that to my face and not online. See what happens mate.

>>78515210
You're just seeing what you want to see Seamus? Do you know my auntie Rosemary by the way? She was from Edinburgh, that's near you right?

>>78515264
Yeah i bulled her lad, she was a decent fuck

>>78515240
Why don't you go work on a potato farm, you fucking paddy plonker?

>>78515263
Funk off mate my grandparents were anglos

>>78515240
Why don't you work for Jameson or Guinness?

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>>78514857
>big pharma lobsters
Getting sad and feeling uneasy is part of life. You have to take positive steps towards a better life not pills.

>>78515275
You must have been that Paddy manlet she ran away from

>>78515284
>my grandparents were anglos
That doesn't make you an Anglo, does it mate?

>>78515281
>>78515288
Wow look at these witty cunts

>>78515313
Still got my hole lol

>>78515300
So true sweetie xx very wise of you xx big hugs and kisses xx

>>78515240
What makes you think you have what it takes for either?

anyone want to play a game on steam?

>>78515338
Because I have that "it" factor

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>anyone want to play a game on steam?

4-aco-dmt research is going quite well

>>78515240
Why not the Irish army?

>>78515324
More of an Anglo than ''British'' Mahmoud Al Cousinwife and pals rapidly filling up your cities

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>>78515358
>Yeah! Let's play some PUBG!

>>78515369
Its a load of shite, I want to see combat

Lads I've just had the strongest toot of my life and I can't sleep.
Starting to feel paranoid as fuck for work tomorrow.

Help.

>>78515331
I love Americans/USA, its the land of the freaks (in a good way) The accent your woman have is generally sexy.

>>78515380
French Foreign Legion will be the best option then

Realizing the absolute state of my mental health hahahahaha

>>78515370
I live in the south west mate, barely get any down here. and if we do, it's the type of boys you got in the 80s.

>>78515416
You the lad always going on about psychedelics

Maybe take a break?

>>78515355
What do you think "it" is?
>>78515380
Up for killing kids? My mate did in Iraq. It's war...

>>78515399
I know 2 oul lads that used to be in the legion, used to talk alot of pub shite talk about their time there

They joined because they wanted to see combat but the British army wasnt viable at the time (obviously) so im in a similar enough predicament.

>>78515389
You'll be alright lad, listen to some comfy music or out on a lecture or something and get distracted and/or do some push ups and tricep dips, here's my suggestion:
https://youtu.be/7U8TjDsnVcE

>>78515429
Nah only messing about the "it" factor. Im a physically fit young lad who will do anything I am told to do and want to see some combat, make some money and travel about.

>>78515430
And "the irish man" in the British army will not be a good idea to your personal life, if want to live in Ireland after the service

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need an american gf right bloody now

>>78515395
What stuff did you enjoy doing over here? I'm finding it very enjoyable just striking up random conversations with people.
>>78515417
Am actually from another nice northern hire myself and am just on holiday over here but don't tell anyone or you'll ruin my bait potential. People from the south west I've met have been lovely, warm and generally pretty intelligent. Going to head on some trips down there when I get back to dear old Blighty.

>>78515462
Yeah thats the predicament

>>78515468
why on earth do people find her attractive?

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>>78515489
Because she is beautiful aryan goddess

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>>78515468
Could you grab one for me too thx

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AUSTRALIA!

>>78515468
Do you really find her attractive?

>>78515486
So go to LEF, you'll be able bang lots of fine french chiks during the service

>>78515480
Sounds comfy. Where you planning on going mate? Bristol? Cornwall? Or Plymouth?

>>78515497
>green eyes
>giant forehead
>terrible facial proportions
>looks like she's 5 foot

hmmmmm
no
she's shit

would anyone like to play a game on steam?

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>>78515506
hello there

>>78515442
Generally why people join I suppose. Could you waste a kid? Deal with having no legs? Getting the piss ripped out of you to begin with for being a paddy until who knows when? Having some cunt tell you what to do all the time? Going on stag for hours? Possibly never seeing combat...

>>78515543
Soz Oz

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>>78515543
what the fuck is this

>>78515556
average yank

>>78515563
it's an abo you STYOOPID FUCK

>>78515548
Sounds like my personal heaven tbqhwyf

I could beat the shit out of a fucking weak child

>>78515548
>Could you waste a kid?
Depends on the circumstance, I mean if hes armed and poses a threat but its all very hypothetical

>Deal with having no legs?
No

>Getting the piss ripped out of you to begin with for being a paddy until who knows when?
of course

>Having some cunt tell you what to do all the time?
Yeah

>Going on stag for hours?
Yes

>Possibly never seeing combat...
No, I think my time would be wasted there if I never seen combat

>>78515575
Could heem you in 8 seconds flat kiwi. Don't test me.

>>78515428
Yeah mate
The 'delics are exactly what are helping me realize it. Ironically i think if i stayed off them I'd feel like i was running away from reality. Same as taking ssris or whatever. Dont wanna just ignore or mask the symptoms while the root causes linger.

>>78515530
Would love to go to Bristol and Bath and see the cities as I love cathedrals and old stuff and all that jazz, got a pal between the two I'll stay with, then on to stay with some more pals just outside Plymouth. Would by nice to visit Cornwall as I've not been since I was a lad and Exeter seems nice. Not really got the dosh to stay in hotels and the like on my own at the moment though.

>>78515574
well then go join the army you fucking spastic

hope you get hit by an IED, thats if you pass the physical you weak little cretin if not we will have to put up with you, bloodsucking drain on society

want to play a game on steam anyone?

>>78515580
What I'm saying is don't take the decision to join up lightly. But what do I know... all the helmet cam footage looks like some rush from the comfort of my home.

>>78515647
Yeah add me bro:

Tarquintus Superbusk

you know this mick is smart because his ancestors were the ones who survived the great potato shoah

Feeling woke af

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>>78515647
We can play Factorio. But I think you could HARDLY grasp the concepts of such a complicated game.
>condescending look

>>78515543
Man, poor guy.. I can't even laugh.. Just imagining being born like this and not the 6ft Aryan superman I was. Rhodes really was about being born an Englishman winning the lottery of life. We really must preserve ourselves and the future of our beautiful Anglo-Saxon / Celtic race.

any great british baking show lads in?

>>78515680
>>78515680
>>78515680

>>78515652
For me right now it seems the only thing I want to do with my life

>>78515666
you know this yank is thick because his ancestors were the ones who dodged the great potato shoah

>>78515667
O rly?

Need to 90 pages about life in the colonial Brazil, i hate college sometimes, simple as

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>>78515685
>implying i'm a fucking MICK

>>78515629
Ever go to Plymouth mate give me a shout (improbable I know, but just post in a brit thread).
>>78515630
IRA pls stop the 80s are over

>>78515714
Very kind of you, will post something along the lines of 'Any /PLYMOUTH/ man in' or something equally as obnoxious

>>78515693
My third eye is so open right now. Might have to give this microdosing malarkey a try if it makes you feel like this all the time.

>>78515714
plymouth mentioned