/brit/

me on the right

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>>78512010
post rochas :DDDDD

NEED a british bf to whisper sweet nothings in my ear w/ his sultry voice

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>>78512023

>>78512038
grim

NEED a cheta gf to colonise

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>>78512038

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>>78512038
why do they look like this?

went to england and all the girls had sixheads

>>78512038
what the fuck is wrong with chav girls

>>78512038
1 3 4 2

lads get in the vocaroo thread its a great laugh

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1NrOyt46rYM

>>78512080
this photo always cracks me up

vocaroo wanker loves vocaroo

watching this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj-f_Uq7bcA

>>78512099
link

>>78512099
dont care

>>78512149
we need some northerners, too many poshos
>>78500141

>>78512099
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0iSjHgm0I7A

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>>78512080
>tfw have a 5head
I didnt ask for it ok??

Why cant we do banter like back in the 1300s ? Have we lost our touch ?

Watched an hour of silence of the lambs
Turned off cause it was boring garbage

break it down roll it up pass that shit what the fuck spinn and rashad got that lean in that double cup

>>78512169
its a scottish folk tune, dunno what that thing is you're talking about
>>78512128

>tfw Lancashire accent
got to train myself to talk like Sean Bean to get JF birds like

Yanks OUT

>>78512213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8jhb5NnADM
Well, maybe it's not exactly the same.

>>78512223
>talking like a yorkshireman

fuck off traitor

>tfw can go anywhere in the world and pull birds with my charming accent and fenian ways

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77MkMowiLxI

this is now a franco-british thread

>>78512038
Do you think chav girls hate the one in their group that's far better looking than the rest, or are they not even aware of it?

>>78512202
Watch The Wind That Shakes the Barley

YANKS

>>78512248
fuck, so it is

>>78512288
in

>>78512295
The bin

>>78512242
Was about to leave but I think I've changed my mind

>>78512306
which is a nickname for

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yanks IN

>>78512257
who do you think is gonna get more birds, Fred Dibnah (me) or Sean Bean?

>>78512314
my arsehole

Vocaroo yank is my bro and welcome here

>>78512320
the bin

>>78512265
Never try to understand girls, girls understand girls and they hate each other...

>>78512324
>man who can destroy chimneys with one fell swoop
vs
>actor who dies a lot

hmmm
I think women prefer a chimneybuster

>>78512355
reddit

>>78512331
Wow gay

>>78512363
shut up and get in
*spreads arsehole*

>>78512320
good post

Tim Finnegan lived in Walkin Street,
A gentleman Irish mighty odd
He had a brogue both rich and sweet,
An' to rise in the world he carried a hod
Tim had a sort of a tipplers way
With the love of the liquor he was born
And to send the man away each day,
A drop of the craythur every morn

Whack fol the dah now dance to yer partner
round the flure yer trotters shake
Wasn't it the truth I've told you,
Lots of fun at Finnegan's Wake

>>78512320
State?
>>78512353
Tip top post.

post that Fred Dibnah 9/11 pic

*dab*

love it when my farts get super smelly
on the other hand, probably means I'm not going to enjoy my next poo too much ;_;

Have you ever been to an Irish wake, /brit/?

>>78512361
Homo

yanks smell like poo

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Home.

Yanks are subhuman filth

>>78512413
Yeah, Finnegan's

Oh we're the boys of Belfast town
Rantin', roarin', rumblin' 'round
We're Irishmen of high renown
That's the boys of Belfast

We're the boys of Belfast town
Rantin', roarin', rumblin' 'round
We're Irishmen of high renown
That's the boys of Belfast

You will find us anywhere
In the church or on the tear
Brave and bold there's none so rare
That's the boys of Belfast

>>78512413
yea been to one here at my local irish pub x

>>78512426
I love you too, dad

Right said Fred, both of us together, one each end and steady as we go
Tried to to shift it, couldn't even lift it, we was getting nowhere
And so, we, had a cup of tea

yanks should actually be put in camps

>>78512407
Relatable (hate to say it)

>>78512426
>autismo brit is here

>>78512413
No but when one the head gypsies died about 10 years ago every business in town shut for the day.

>>78512425
Fuck off yank bastard

>>78512459
Not a yank I swear to God

>>78512357
it's weird to think that actors who play hardmen are in fact just nancyboys that like dressing up and drama. probably right desu

>>78512407
You a fart fetishist?

>Protestants cant be Ir-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmPbC1rYYOA

Need to be punished by a Brit.

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>>78512443

>>78512448
They have FEMA camps.

>>78512466
tripfags are ten times worse than any yank

What other websites do you browse lads?

>>78512495
reddit
youtube

>>78512473
no, but everyone enjoys their own brew and mine are usually pretty mild

>>78512491
The trips going, just used it for the hols

>>78512495
Reddit.com/r/rickandmorty

>>78512407
Mine smell like pure sulfur sometimes
Nothing enjoyable about that

you guus should come over here, in France, to have a good time, go sightseeing, enjoy beautiful sceneries, eat good food and also so i can enjoy your tight little buttholes

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KILL LIBERALS

>>78512516
ok except the last bit

>>78512495
cripplechan
>>78512504
kill yourself

>>78512495
pinterest
youtube
cytube
assorted porn sites

>>78512261
Molyneux is the kind of yank prick that wouldn't last a minute in britain. he's so phony and theatrical he'd be laughed all the way back to the airport

>>78512516
Was there two weeks ago, where the fuck were you?

>>78512530
always gotta be that killjoy, huh ?

>>78512521
>authoritarian left

Haha alri Hillary Clinton

>>78512516
Where in France can I go to avoid the French?

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>>78512547
*bang bang*

you're ded, m8

>>78512425
at least it was before i fucked everythang up

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>>78512565
what did i do now?

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>>78512474
>catholics can't be unio-
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37309706

>>78512565
*glock explodes in your hands*

>>78512547
prob with some other brit
>>78512562
Clipperton

>>78512598
>Thinking Irish Catholics in the North actually like tan cunts

they only voted for this because NI would fucking sink ROI economically with you blood sucking orange cunts

love the smell of my own sweat and groin smell, turns me on, anyone else? it would probably drive my wild if i smelt girl sweat and groin smell

>>78512627
Would like to give you a hearty sniff

Going to go bursh my teeth

>>78512516
I speak next to no French... should I learn it? or is it a dieing language?

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>>78512627

>>78512627
it depends how fresh it is

>>78512638
>dying
It's already dead

>>78512562
paris banlieues or just go to algiers

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>Be Amerifat
>Driving your car on the highway
>Literally have the power to travel back in time

How can one country have such power?

>>78512637
Pics

rrrrrr

>>78512609
the highlight of black panther was shot in busan

>>78512638
good business and cultural language, and spoken in 2nd language by loads of people so its always useful

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>>78512643

Something on your mind, anon?

>>78512654
i always like to go WHOOOOOSHH in my car when i drive between central and eastern timezones which i do often

makes me feel like i'm traveling through time :3

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>>78512654
>tfw one timezone

>>78512671
horny for anglo cock

>>78512627
Yeah
Can I smell yours haha (no homo)

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>>78512668

>>78512643
love that gif. macron is such a qt. love his tooth gap

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>>78512654
>britfags can't reverse time
Are you retarded?

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>Time wise, we are closer to Cleopatra than Cleopatra was to the construction of the pyramids

That's crazy lads.

>>78512685
kek

>>78512654
also why does it say 30mins? our timezones are 1 hour apart

Sean Heem

>>78512654
>30 minutes
this just seems retarded. is it real

>>78512703
i was wondering that too
what kind of monkey business is that

>>78512671
Yes, actually
Do Brits call their jizz "lime juice"?

>their cunt has less than 12 timezones
pathetic

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>>78512687
instantly recogniseable

>>78512711
doesn't look shopped because as i said >>78512703 our timezones are all spread 1hr

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>>78512703
>>78512711
dumb goys

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>>78512692
>tfw it was only 50 years ago i was at school writing 200 word essays due in for the next century

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>>78512724
*dabs on the haters*

>>78512711
>>78512727
but it's weird because*

shid

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the outfit

Theres either a 12 year old boy or a genuine female in the vocaroo thread lads

>>78512623
>>78512623
>>78512623

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In 1506, one William Tilfrey, a pious man, was burnt alive at Amersham, and at the same time, his daughter was obliged to light the fagots that were to burn her father.

This year also one Father Roberts, a priest, was convicted of being a Lollard before the bishop of Lincoln, and burnt alive at Buckingham.

In 1508, one Lawrence Guale, who had been kept in prison two years, was burnt alive at Salisbury, for denying the real presence in the Sacrament.

A pious woman was burnt at Chippen Sudburne, by order of the chancellor, Dr. Whittenham. After she had been consumed in the flames, and the people were returning home, a bull broke loose from a butcher and singling out the chancellor from all the rest of the company, he gored him through the body, and on his horns carried his entrails. This was seen by all the people, and it is remarkable that the animal did not meddle with any other person whatever.

Pilot: You are now entering Scotland, please set your watches back 25 years.

- Jared from London

>>78512730
lmao

>>78512261
>As a philosopher
Ah yes the old trick of a jew posing as a philosopher, with no philosophy credentials whatsoever and telling the goyim what to think.

>>78512745
i like you

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>>78512671
THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
>THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
>THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
>THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
>THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
>THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
THE WAY OF THE FUTURE
>THE WAY OF THE FUTURE

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>>78512745
another for my collection....

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>tfw no qt gingie Antifafu gf
does it ever end?

>>78512749
dont care

>>78512745
Beautiful . I hope they burned it afterwards too !

>>78512671
A girl

>>78512752
more like the mob killed him and blamed it on the bull

>>78512774
Don't want a crazy gf

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r8 the foreign legion

Currently watching Terry gilliam's Brazil. It's A E S T H E T I C as fuck

>>78512735
>>78512777
I like this banta

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>>78512771
Et tu, France?

In the year 1517, one John Brown was burnt alive at Ashford. Before he was chained to the stake, the archbishop Wonhaman caused his feet to be burnt in a fire until all the flesh came off, even to the bones.

One Richard Hunn, a merchant tailor of the city of London, was apprehended, having refused to pay the priest his fees for the funeral of a child; he was there privately murdered by some of the servants of the archbishop.

In the year 1519, Thomas Mann was burnt in London, as was Robert Celin, for speaking against image worship and pilgrimages.

>>78512791
Maybe desu

>>78512666
But it is worth it? As in why not Portuguese or Spanish instead?

>>78512654
>watermark
Idiot

>>78512799
2/10 would beat the shit out of at war again

find the rise of the alt-left a lot more disconcerting than the rise of the alt-right desu

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>>78512812
was just being a bit chauvinistic, i still love you <3

>>78512749
underage as fuck

>>78512753
I like it
>travelling back in time
>..outside of the m25

who alt radical alt centrist here

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>>78512846
I agree

>>78512799
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Blood_River

STEP IT UP

>>78512843
you know we were crushing you during the war ? we pulled out because it wasnt worth it, not because you were winning

>>78512857
aww they were such optimistic times eh
does the average frenchie want britain to get btfo by brexit?

Wouldn't mind a Yellowstone eruption as long as the effect remain localized and Yanks don't bomb anyone in retaliation

>decide to an IQ test
>rack my brain for 30 minutes trying to identify patterns in shapes
>finally done
>please pay to see your results

>>78512887
Shut up Alan

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Christopher, a shoemaker, was burnt alive at Newbury. This man had gotten some books in English, which were sufficient to render him obnoxious to the Romish clergy.

In 1532, Thomas Harding, who with his wife, was condemned for denying the real presence in the Sacrament. He was then chained to a stake. The priests told the people that whoever brought fagots to burn heretics would have a permission to commit sins for forty days.

Richard Byfield was cast into prison, and endured some whipping, for his adherence to the doctrines of Luther. The sufferings this man underwent for the truth were so great that it would require a volume to contain them. Sometimes he was shut up in a dungeon, where he was almost suffocated by the offensive and horrid smell of filth and stagnant water. At other times he was tied up by the arms, until almost all his joints were dislocated. At last he was burnt alive in Smithfield.

*sticks a trumpet up my arse*
*farts*

>>78512880
>We didn't lose, we just didn't want to win
>But we still held to Algerian until the last minute, almost assassinated De Gaulle for signing the indépendance treaty and still have people who are nostalgic of French Algeria to this day
>But we totally let you win
Howling

>>78512929
Alright miles davis

>>78512929
I see what you did there (meme)

>>78512910
religion of peace

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>>78512944

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>>78512932
Is this town as nice as it looks?

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>>78512875
Have this one thats actually not against primitive spearmen
>>78512886
had a far right friend explain to me that Brexit is good no matter the result, because if its succesful, we can also pull out of the EU, and if it sucks, it doesnt matter because theyre just brits

>>78512900
Do you live in the west of the US? Are you scared of Yellowstone?

>unironic paki flag in /brit/

shant

>>78512965
all lies and slander never happened

>>78512975
That's Pakigeria. It's different from Pakimenistan and Paki arabia innit?

>>78512968
Yes
No I'm scared of an earthquake

>>78512932
>almost assassinated de Gaulle
Everyone almost assassinated de Gaulle, he survived like 60 attempted murders during this time

>>78513006
>innit
New Zealanders' aren't allowed to say that

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>>78512960
Yes it is and great history too but the people are kinda shit. Béjaïa (pic related) is much better on all accounts. Fun fact it's also where candlelights were invented.

>>78513024
>Coming from a Yank adopting /brit/ vocabulary

You first sweetie xx

Umm... can we please use gender neutral pronouns for the rest of the thread...

>>78512890
You should rush to the end of online tests/quizzes to find out if it's a waste of time first. At least they said "please".

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>>78512975
>yank education

In the year 1538, one Collins, suffered death at the stake with his dog in Smithfield. Such was the force of Popish power, such the corruption in Church and state, that both carried to the stake in Smithfield, where they were burned to ashes, amidst a vast crowd of spectators.

Nicholas Peke was burnt at Norwich; and when the fire was lighted, he was so scorched that he was as black as pitch. Dr. Reading standing before him, struck him upon the right shoulder, and said, "Peke, recant, and believe in the Sacrament." To this Peke answered, "I despise thee and it also;" and with great violence he spit blood.

One Thomas Sommers, an honest merchant, with three others, was thrown into prison, for reading some of Luther's books, and they were condemned to carry those books to a fire in Cheapside; there they were to throw them in the flames; but Sommers threw his over, for which he was sent back to the Tower, where he was stoned to death.

Official poll:

https://strawpoll.com/96yh9258
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Very important, do not forget to cast your vote!

>>78513019
>I'm scared of an earthquake
Me too tbqh. Was here for the last big one in 2003. It's so unfair. Stay safe anon.x

post belters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pYMZKVZ9Ws

>>78513094
What was the magnitude?

anyone remember the cuckio meme

anyone remember the fat bugs meme

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>>78513044
Thanks lad. I'm really keen to visit North Africa, especially the old Roman ruins.

>>78513020
Based General.
And to think that he was kicked out by a bunch of 18 years old Jewish students. Shamefuru display.

>>78513120
fuck off that's not a real meme

cuckio is

>>78513108
6.8 but it was deadly with the infrastructure we had at the time.

>>78513127
are you Berber ?

anyone remember that time I posted my willy and everyone called me small fry ?

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TOOT

>>78513127
come to the vocaroo thread alan

where is fat cam

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>>78513120

Wew my uber driver just raped me

>>78512677
youre gay

pakis and alt-rightists are both very antisemitic

always blame jews for anything they don't like

>>78513152
Makes sense
Hopefully you're in Thailand during the next one

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>>78513120
Anyone remember the Anglo boy marrying a cute french girl meme?

Henry Voes and John Esch, being apprehended as Protestants, were brought to examination:
Priest. How came you to quit the bosom of the Church at Rome?
Voes. On account of her abominations.
Priest. In what do you believe?
Voes. In the Old and New Testaments.
Priest. Did not Martin Luther seduce you both?
Voes. He seduced us even in the very same manner as Christ seduced the apostles.
This examination was sufficient. They were both condemned to the flames

>>78513124
Yeah it's fascinating. There's a lot to see in Algeria and Morocco too and I'm sure you'll receive a warm welcome in both countries. Mary Beard did a great documentary series on Roman Algeria for a foretaste.

>>78512320
imagine them marching with their dicks out heh

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I hope this nipple proves to everyone that i am in fact not white

>>78513156
Yes from Béjaïa but I was born in Algiers

When I see a countryman, I don't see a Red man, a European, an African, an Indian or a Chinese - I just see an American.

>>78513082
your choices overlap

>>78513234
non whites are not American and we know it full well

>>78513222
Stop posting this

>>78513227
i thought Berbers did not like de Gaulle because he put an Arab head of state in place during the independance

>>78513222
Fucking shave your nipple

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>>78513222
France has like 5% white people by that standard. White<>Nordic

>look at the last fb conversation I had with my oneitis some years back
>10 unanswered messages and then one reply saying she doesn't have time and she can't fulfill my expectations

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>78513280
Proofs

>>78513280
My one in high school ended up blocking me when I started stalking her haha

The reign of Elizabeth I saw the rise of the Puritan movement, its clash with the authorities, and its temporarily effective suppression.

Large numbers of the people were committed to and sought a return to Catholicism.

Several eventsled to a reinforcement of Protestantism in England: Pope Pius V issued the bull Regnans in Excelsis, absolving Catholics of their duty of allegiance to Elizabeth; and the Ridolfi plot sought to replace Elizabeth with the Catholic Mary, Queen of Scots.

In response, it became a treasonable offence to say that the queen was a heretic or a schismatic.

gyas

going to sleep hate you all bye

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post legs

>>78513305
Same thing happened to me. No joke. I couldn't take a hint.
Really woke me up. Holy fuck I was awful with women.

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me and the lads

>>78513261
As a fellow American you full well know we are a country founded upon Christianity and in the Bible it says: "God wen get so plenny love an aloha fo da peopo inside da world, dat he wen send me, his one an ony Boy, so dat everybody dat trus me no get cut off from God, but get da kine life dat stay to da max foeva." (John Tell Bout Jesus 3:16)

Race doesn't matter, only the love of God and fellow countrymen.

>>78513333
May I join you?
:3

>>78513269
Not Arab but from the west of Algeria (probably of otoman/Andalusian heritage). People from the west of Algeria dominated presidential and governmental positions since the independance but De Gaullz doesn't have anything to do with that.

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>>78513359

>>78513111
yes - and i loved it. keep doing what you do brother, massive fan of your work. *shakes your hand*

>>78513353
I never knew Chileans were so racist. What a shame.

>>78513353
>white polo and beige pants
autism

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>>78513336

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>>78513305
>tfw stalking someone
>accidentally liked a picture of their pet
>they follow me and start commenting inside jokes on my pictures

Willies

>>78513351
Yeah it's pretty embarassing just thinking of what I used to do. Thank God I never ended up posting about women on facebook.

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fake news

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It had long been a custom in England that Sunday mornings were dedicated to Christian worship, and were then followed by sports and games.

King James issued the "Book of Sports", a declaration declaring that it was lawful to play some sports on Sundays, but not others.

The declaration listed archery, dancing, "leaping, vaulting, or any other such harmless recreation" as okay sports.

Amongst the activities that were prohibited were bear- and bull-baiting, and bowling.

The king commanded all Anglican ministers to read the Book of Sports to their congregations.

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>>78513417

>>78513336
Nah don't want some dirty frog wanking to me

>>78513417
go in fannies

>>78513450
*wanks harder*

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>>78513441
Very good post

would probaly fuck the girl from grimes given the chance

>Holocaust survivor: This is the not the America I came to

ahh yes

>>78513481
Fuck off DTA shill.

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Just watched Saving Private Ryan again lads. Pretty mental to think that the "better world" all those lads died for was one of fag "marriage" and cuck porn.

>>78513336
no, I haven't shaved recently so it would look silly

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Any Scots in here? Big fan of Innis & Gunn so I decided to try this McEwan's ale tonight. It's also very good. Has Scotland always been so good at beer? You whisky is good everyone knows, but I think scotch beer is either way underrated or I have been under a rock.

You guys like this stuff? Any other recommendations that will be available in Canada (no microbrews)?

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>>78513336
My shoulders alone have more muscle than your entire legs

>>78513515
*sucks your cock*

>>78513501
pretty gay

>>78513515
Alpha Algerian.

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>>78513494

>>78513488
Awful lot of Holocaust survivors popping out of the woodwork in the past 2 years

>>78513515
lmao
thought your head was a haggis

>>78513529
umm sweetie xxx

>>78513515
holy shit you lost all your hair lmao

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>>78513494
We all know who really won

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"Pastime with Good Company" is an English folk song written by King Henry VIII.

As with every man of noble birth in Renaissance times, Henry VIII was expected to master many skills.

The young King himself was a skilled sportsman, excelling in horse riding, archery, wrestling and real tennis. The song was penned during this period, and presents a general praise to all these entertainments.

It was one of the favourite musical pieces of Queen Elizabeth I.


Lyrics:
Pastime with good company
I love and shall until I die.
Youth must have some dalliance
Company methinks then best.
Company with honesty
is virtue, vices to flee.
Company is good and ill
but every man has his free will.
My mind shall be,
virtue to use
vice to refuse
thus shall I use me.

>>78513515
>bald
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAYA

>>78513515
You look a bit small, your arms are what? 16"-17" tops?

>>78513504
Deuchars IPA bro

>>78513557
>tfw King Henry VIII was a great man with great morals and attempted his best to improve his Kingdom for the good of all
>all Americans remember him for is having a bunch of wives and killing a few women

>>78513559
t. Foreign legionnaire who lost his 130 year old headquarters to Algerians

Should I join the army lads?

feeling a bit down

>>78513593
Thanks but is it overly bitter? I like an IPA done well but after the recent IPA overload from the states I am hesitant, apparently taste had become secondary to IBUs.

>>78513612
nah

>>78513612
do it, beware od the stds though

>>78513617
Me too

i would not be caught dead wearing a printed t-shirt

>>78513612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSGWoXDFM64

>>78513539
Kek

>>78513612
if you want to fight for gay marriage and the flooding of your country with third worlders then yes

>>78513612
Unironically yes, but do what you're told, work hard, and be very careful with the gals.

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>>78513543
Just shaved it. You can clearly see all the follicules where the hair will grow more than ever after this
>>78513562
This angle doesn't do them justice sweety. Although I haven't really lifted since I came here. Will measure when I get back to lifting in Bangkok
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going to have sweet dreams

cant think of a single reason why i shouldnt kill myself

>>78513670
>>78513670
>>78513670
>>78513670

>just realised its Nassim

>>78513674
Can we have a non-yank thread?

>>78513612
nah
airforce is much more bants