/brit/

>>78509757
i'm a yank

>>78509757
im a yank

>>78509757
im a yank

>>78509757
im a yank

crawling in my skin

i'm a greek

>>78509787
oh dear that's awful to hear
I hope you get well soon although I've heard it can be terminal

>MGM CEO Blasts ‘Hate Mongers,‘ Will Match Civil Rights Donations

oyyy veyyyyyy

I'm Japanese

im a frog

What is the best county?

if im going to stream a movie, it's going to be in about and hour
going to use netflix so leave a suggestion

ive become so numb

Got an unusually high alcohol tolerance, never got crazy drunk, only tipsy

Pour myself tons of vodka in front of mates and they all tell me I'm crazy and going to die from it

http://www.bbc.com/news/amp/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-40975669

>Bedfordshire detective jailed for filming sex act in child's bedroom

You're a cantaloupe

Use loads of phone and computer screens

My vision will eventually deteriorate up until the point I need glasses right?

im breaking the habit tonight

I really really like movies from the late 90s/early 2000s

Any lads wanna cuddle

>>78509876
haha what a party animal, you!

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>>78509834
doc told me it was terminal

>>78509910
*spoons with you*
*keep putting my dick between your arsecheeks even though you say not to*

Is London actually, against all popular belief, a good place to live?

>>78509876
stunned my mates once by drinking a pint of 151 and being fine

bleed it out

>>78509961
ooh you're hard

>tfw you will never shag a crossdresser
>ywn take them from behind and loom over their big bum and broad shoulders

>>78509945
Lots of nice bits. Shit bits are easily avoidable and aren't even that bad. Much nicer than anywhere relevant in the country really

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*tags Deano*

urgent pls>>78509894

/pol/ fuck off
leftypol fuck off

>>78509930
Very nice
Nothing as good and comfy as a willy on my bum when spooning

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Picked up an Irish whiskey at the ol' bottle shop laddos

>>78509945
ye

>>78510053
this, only radical centrists allowed

>>78510066
youre a gay!

dont care

>>78510126
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kTClzGLWtn

>>78509945
When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life

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Lol

>>78510078
>blended
Runt

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>>78509958

i work 60 hour weeks at a dead end low wage job that is way below my intelligence level and i'm too old to do a reset and go to uni or whatever

>>78510078
>irish whiskey
>>>/eire/

Good morning lads.

apparently mushrooms can hydroxylise more tryptamines than just psilocin
interesting

>>78510124
Oh :(

>>78510177
no not really

morning bruce

>>78510156
Go cry to your mom about it bitch

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>>78510124

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cocaine comedown

i know its my fault but i honestly feel suicidal

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>>78510174
morning :)

>>78509945
LMAO is that ironic or what

>>78510210
hahahaha, sweden is filled with freaks.

>>78510210
haitiANO is one fucked up faggot

>>78510220
Tis alright lad happens to us all

>>78510210
ah yes haitiano

>>78510220
Just watch some comfy shows
Listen to an audio book x

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>comedown off cocaine

What is your height/weight?

>>78509945
if mummy and daddy are rich, or you earn more than £60,000/year then sure

If not, you'll be living in a flatshare in a shit area and saving ZERO pounds per month

>>78510210
WTF I HATE SWEEEDEN NOW????

>>78510290
dont wanna say x

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>>78510290
5'10
90kg

>>78510294
england btfo, how will england ever recover?

>>78510290
5'4", 11 stone

>>78510290
Hight around 185 cm & weight around 73 kg.

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>>78509945

>>78510290
173cm
54kg

>>78510290
6'0
69kg

>5'8

considering claiming disability benefits because of my short stature

I see them long, hard times to come

>>78510290
186cm
125kg

>>78510338
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>78510290
185cm
70kg

>>78510338
took 15 years to replace all of you

mad ting

>>78510361
>5'8"
lmao. come back when you're in the bottom 5th percentile

>>78510361
I'm 5'6 and get no neetbucks

>>78510344
you a girl?

>>78510380
is that with shoes

>>78510403
grim

>met a guy who was around 150cm
>most cheerful guy at the party
my hero

>>78510385
shut the fuck up you swedish faggot

>>78510361
don't worry about it, girls think you're taller than you really are anyway. but thinking height matters is a limiting belief and you shouldn't let it get to you.

Is it a crime against humanity to have children with a short girl? The offspring may be short as well and grow up hating themselves

might do an exceptionally terrible post before i go to bed lads

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ever get aches in your arms after drinking?

I want this shit to go away, its very uncomfortable.

>potatonigger is coming onto me

>>78510410
no

>>78510408
no. it's what happens when you cheap out on food and realize it's made you sticc

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>apparently mushrooms can hydroxylise more tryptamines than just psilocin

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>>78510459
then stop drinking lmao

>>78500141
>>78500141
>>78500141

>>78510454
but the majority of people have short mothers
the son will still take after the father

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>>78510413
Suicide is always on my brain. It's ruined my life tbqh

>>78510442
this desu, never had any issues with my height and im 5'11

>>78510469
I'm about 185 cm with shoes

>>78510523
you make it sound like you're 5'5 of something
of course you havent had issues at 5'11

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>never had any issues with my height and im 5'11

>>78510361
tfw 5'7
tfw still taller than most women

>>78510504
I have three femlet sisters and one thats 6'2, im 6'1

genetics are weird

>>78510505
pretty sure everyone on this site has this malady

>>78510567
state of british women

>>78510459
I just get a super bloated painful tummy

trump promised to declassify area 51
still waiting

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I AM A MANLET I AM PROUD I AM A MANLET I WON'T BACK DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HCAF30qU6s

OwO ooooooooh

virgin Internet doesn't work in my bedroom

>>78510454
>what is HGH

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*rubs your tummy without your consent*

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>"alright?.. rockbusters n that"
>"why are those jamaican fellas swinging a fish around?"
>"D S for that one"

>>78510614
>giving children HGH

child abuse

>>78510655
De trout Spinners

PLAY A RECORD

>>78510655
RUDE BOY BASS MOSH UP DE BASE

WHORP WHORP WEEER
WHAWHAWHA WEER WURRR WIRRRR

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100% sure I heard my deceased mother just call out my name as i was listening to music there

>>78510544
>>78510563
some jokers would call him "king of manlets" though. again, it really doesn't matter. it's just a limiting belief.
the whole "manlet" thing is smart thing to perpetuate though. it helps demoralize the competition and makes them less likely to go out for women.
unless you belong to one of the extremes (literal midget or giant), it won't hurt you at all.

>>78510670
so are the femboy molecules in plastic water bottles but you dont see anyone complaining about that

it's about time I kick 4chan for some other addiction that doesn't involve the internet

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anime

WHAT FILM TO STREAM

>>78510719
you'll probably switch to jerking off in your car while talking to strangers

>>78510544
well my m8 is 5'8 and he has fucked a lot of cute girls. one girl even tried to make fun of him about his height but still ended up fucking him

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who is this

>>78510738
don't have a car

just had diarrhoea

>>78510719
its hard to acquire a passion for anything that requires effort in your leisurely time

>>78510735
cheech and chong

>>78510748
but you probably would if you had one aha x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFpBdpRIyMU
#woke

>>78510751
i know

it's quite depressing realising I have no passions, only distractions

>>78510784
will be watching all fourteen minutes and fourty eight seconds of this

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>tfw University starts tomorrow
>Gonna see a ton of Black and brown guys with thier White British gfs
Can't wait lads

>>78510750
WAIT, don't flush it, take a pic of it quick and send it to me

>>78510806
get a black gf

how much money would it take for you to suck a dick? (hetero lads)

>>78510806
>uni starts again next week
>finally surrounded by cute girls again
the consequences of working on a farm all summer

>>78510833
yanks still have farms? thought they were those giant corporate slaughter houses which stretch on for miles

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>/pol/ actually believed this


HAHAHAHA

>>78510833
i feel you on that. well not the farm part
but being surrounded by cute girls again.... fuck i can't be contained man.

>>78510832
probably around £20k

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>>78510806
thats not a happy feel

>>78510831
White men don't deserve to have gf's of any race and Don't deserve to have children

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And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

Where are me boots, me noggin, noggin boots
they're all gone for beer and tobacco
For the heels they are worn out and the toes are kicked about
And the soles are looking for better weather

And it's all for me grog, me jolly, jolly grog
All for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin on the lassies drinking gin
Across the western ocean I must wander

>>78510865
you a billionaire or something? i'd do it £500 minimum. fuck, who am I to turn down £500

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>>78510866
It is for me

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almost there...

>>78510290
188cm
82kg

>>78510832
Who is it attached to?

>>78510859
>tarnish his reputation

everyone already thought he was a mug back in the 70s ffs

>>78510916
wat website mate

>>78510907
a study needs to be done on the effects of cuck porn to the brain
its users cant seem to stop spamming it whereever they go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1IB7fwevsKR

>>78510901
>£500
absolutely grim

>>78510859
shakaron fellow macaroons

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>>78510934
It's my flight's site

>>78510916
your flag should be different by now then, no?

>>78510916
On my way. I'll be there to promptly heem you the moment you step out.

r8 my recital of joyces finest work

https://vocaroo.com/i/s181KrGZX6lV

>>78510930
an average looking guy
>>78510965
it's only a dick. what are you afriad of?

£500 is £500

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>>78510939

>>78510987
state of that accent

>>78510975
I dunno how tf it works
>>78510984
Cheers mate appreciate it, really do

>>78511012
What do you look like?

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an unacceptable amount of overlap in posters/posts between this general and /cum/

literal copy pasted posts sometimes, going both ways

we got any wogs in the audience?

>>78511012
FOY

>>78510987
Da fuq is you sayin

>>78511053
if I don't get (you)s here I post it in r9k
if I don't get (you)s there I take a breather

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>>78511034
Pic related, is me

>>78511069
can you really not comprehend what i am saying

when do you think /brit/ will die?

>>78511094
i think he's YANKING (ha ha, get it?) your chain

Anyone else microdose weed?
I smoke enough weed to get slightly high, but not enough to get proper stoned, so now i can stay chill and relaxed by smoking small amounts all day everyday and it's quite inexpensive and nobody even knows you're high

>>78510987
are you that bumpkin from cavan that was posting last night?

>>78511094
Some of it

Did a wank with shampoo and now the skin on my cock is peeling

>>78511115
it died when craven left

>>78511115
now
*shut my laptop*

>>78511130
No, what was the Cavan hillbilly posting? I do like to indulge in the ramblings of a Cavan man

>>78511115
At the end of euro 2016

>>78510598
when will the- *gets shot*

>>78511147
very familiar with this

>>78511158
nothing i just kept posting shitty cavan jokes and he got more and more worked up

>>78511130
>bumpkin
hate this word

>>78511130
all bogtrotters are bumpkins

>>78511147
i always jack it dry

>>78511176
Yes, well they are the most inbred county on this island

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Are you 6ft or above?
Is your cock longer than 7 inches when hard?

12 mg of 4-aco-dmt straight up the schnozzer

>>78511214
6'1
6.5 inch

>>78511153
good post

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>he lives on an island

2l of h2o down the hatch

shat all over my underwear so had to rinse them out put them in the wash so now im going comando
. reckon it was that pizza hut 'za . last time i ever go there again

country bumpkins OUT
this is a city slicker thread

>>78511197
That's bad for your dick bro

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fucking state of leftypol

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>>78511231
>his country has borders

there was an old woman and she lived in the woods, weile weile waile
There was an old woman and she lived in the woods, down by the river Saile

She had a baby three months old, weile weile waile
She had a baby three months old, down by the river Saile

She had a pen knife long and sharp, weile weile waile
She had a pen knife long and sharp, down by the river Saile

She stuck the pen knife in the babys heart, weile weile waile
She stuck the pen knife in the babys heart, down by the river Saile

>>78511214
>are you 6ft or above?
yes
>is your cock longer than 7 inches hard?
no

>tfw inferior yank genetics

>>78511231
Tell me about McKayla. Why does she make the face?

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>>78511231
yeah, it's a long one

>>78511246
would put my fanny in the two girls on the left

>>78511214
>Are you 6ft or above?
5'8"
>Is your cock longer than 7 inches when hard?
6.5 inches. did not over-measure, i took the ruler and did all the calculations and mathematical equations correctly

>>78511251
England:scotland
Norn:RoI

>>78511251
Nice land border you've got with Ireland there mate, better not let the yanks know or you'll seem foolish

>>78511275
>my fanny
hello aha x

>>78511244
No, I am a stern hardworking man of the earth, I was moulded by the lye and clay that lies dormant beneath her sleeping breast unlike you malnourished, pretentious, cosmopolitan city folk

>>78511275
what?

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>>78511292
>>78511290
anticipated this brainlet response

>>78511275
girl on the far left is the most tolerable

>>78511316
You literally have a land border with a separate country

Delusional!

I was rared off the foxes milk

alright so i think i will stream Wetlands (2013)

objections?

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>separate country

>>78511316
>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>78511330
ireland is apart of the united kingdom, whether they like it or not!

>>78511267
shes a freak these days
think she got arse surgery and everything

Joyces fart fetish was really fucking disgusting

>>78511251
Sure is working out well for ya huh

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>Ireland is still part of the UK

>>78511368
No its beautiful

>>78511362
yanks in aussies out

>>78511324
'e

>>78511362
No, I dont think so, not at all, no I wouldnt think so

>>78511388
good lad now you're getting it

>>78511408
how comes
you can join our military, vote in our elections, play in "our" sports teams

Buisness idea: start a protest in america where everyone wears the same clothes, holds up american flags and isn't actually protestign about anything just to see what happens.

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I'm a merry Fenian, so I am

5'8" lads

hate these brainlet wojaks

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>hate these brainlet wojaks

>>78511443
Yes but the Republic of Ireland is a sovereign state from the United Kingdom you see, international law would dictate otherwise

>>78511447
5'5 here

Didn't realise I was amidst so many manlets here

>>78511474
>international law
a spook, if you will

do you think if ireland went to war we would have to too

miscegenation

>>78511493
We are here to stay

bored out of my mind lads, come join the vocaroo thread til we all have a good laugh of a Saturday night

why did everyone stop posting

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>>78511531
Is awesome

>>78511539
i have a shit mic a shitter voice and a gay lisp so no can do

>>78511499
Depends who their fighting I guess

>>78511531
is communism

>>78511539
Play BF1 with me :3

i want to get cancer

>>78500141
>>78500141
>>78500141

the proto gf just told me she hates it when i touch her

>>78511614
Why

5'10'' | 150lb | 6'' | 10

the west midlands is a really interesting area for urban exploration

especially if you can dare traversing into the the black country.

its mindblowing that the entire region is urbanised - unlike manchester where the different towns are only thinly connected, the different towns in the west midlands are fully fade into one another.

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i heard there's a gook poster here.

please show me your waifu.

>>78511659
my peanus weenus of course :)

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)

my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

>>78511659
Height, weight, cock size, age?

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*drops mic*

>>78511697
70% of the country is this and the other 20% are dreary council flats and the other 10% are public houses

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Fit inspo

>>78511697
gnarly

>>78511697
Saw a fox frozen like this here a few years ago. Good riddance

>>78511697
that looks cool
stuff that falls in the bog stays well preserved. They found butter from the neolithic era that was buried in the bog and it was still edible

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>>78511737
if it's any consolation at least it doesn't look like this

>>78511731
>le blame the pope meme

*orders an Irish car bomb*

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Why is this so shit? Everything about it is trash.

The original trilogy was great, even if the ending was a bit iffy. So why did ME:A get it so wrong?

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>>78511773
>Brits think Britain is grimmer than Ireland
your picture is a cherrypicked photo of some accident after happening, you have it lucky saxon

Spiders eat hundreds of people in their sleep every year

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>>78511766

Think I'm gonna message "her" lads

It's been over a year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCch_W2Ro38

>>78511808
only in australia

>>78511811
Ginger scum.

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>>78511807
I can't imagine a country grimmer that isn't former Soviet bloc.

>>78511798
bioware are literally the biggest faggots in the gaming industry. And we're talking about an industry of nu male nerds.
Look at the difference between dragon age: origins and dragon age: inquisition. By DA:I they had completely changed everything that was liked about the first game. They also added a load of sjw crap

>>78511854
Ireland or Scotland 2bh

>>78511811
WE

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This is my gf
say something nice

>>78511855
Never played Dragon Age. Any good?

The gf's bf just smegged me arse

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why does every irishman on /int/ hate dubs? do they feel threatened by our superiority

>>78511905
Do you support Shamrock Rovers?

>>78511539
for you >>78511916

>>78511889
Eww gross she probably has cooties

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>>78511798
>Mass effect is dead
What went wrong?

gf lost her phone tonight partying out on the streets, then got it back from the police

I was very angry 2bh she's a fucking idiot

>>78511958
time to get a new girlfriend

My gf is a fucking mong

>>78511889
kills me to think I'll never get a gf

>>78511890
yeah first one is class. Second is shite and third is okay but nothing like the first.
The original is a dark setting, while the others are must more cheery. I really don't know why they changed it so much

https://vocaroo.com/i/s01TvMTwI9MF

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>>78511932
no I'm a pats man

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>having a gf in this climate

>>78512001
>>78512001
>>78512001

NEW

>>78511948
I replayed the OT earlier this year and loved it even though I found the first a little repetitive

Played Andromeda and felt sick at how fucking shite it was. Nothing redeeming about it at all. Couldn't even pick a decent piece of music from it.

>>78511998
Aren't you the /gf2016/ lad?

>>78511889
looks like a fucking BITCH