I'm on the train right now, and there is this cute girl

>that reflection

nice meme

>>78507532
I really really like these pics

>>78507532
She looks like a 5/10 are you that desperate?
Just say hello and introduce yourself
lol scratch that I just saw the reflection

considering reflection on window there are no pick up lines, which can help you

>>78507532
leave her alone you fatty pervert

this is a good b8 post. gonna steal this image and make a b8 threadon r9k, thanks

>>78507639
remember to change filename when saving

>>78507532
"Does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"

>>78507639
What do you mean b8 post anon? what is b8 this is me my name is Antone not b8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedjaz_Jordan_Railway is the only railway in Jordan and it only operates on Monday and Thursday.

>>78507622
I come on 4chan to escape bullying anon
>>78507580
what do you mean by meme? what is the meaning of such words I don't speak American very well
>>78507601
Why are you so mean to me :(

>>78507532
Hi, what's your favorite fast food sandwich? For me, it's the McChicken.

>>78507808
>I come on 4chan to escape bullying anon
don't post pics of yourself then

File: 1502971854544.jpg (69KB, 524x685px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 524x685px

>>78507873
Dont tell me what to do, you're not the boss of me

File: lower standards 2.jpg (125KB, 924x572px) Image search: [Google]

125KB, 924x572px

>>78507532
>>>/fit/ sticky
It will take ~2 years before you enter healthy weight, but then you will be actually attractive.

>>78508159
But I can just into steroids no?
Why should I do hard work if I'm gonna die anyway

>>78507532
That fucking reflection.

File: 1502967024396.png (21KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 300x250px

>>78508236
What did he mean by this :(

File: you are obese.jpg (145KB, 735x1102px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 735x1102px

>>78508234
You dont need muscles to look decent. All you need is to retain HEALTHY BMI to look decent with a t shirt on.

You can lose all the fat and not visit gym or do any sport whatsoever. It will just take a time, because you are MORBIDLY OBESE. The reccomended speed is 1kg per week. Counting calories is all you need to do. Well, that and being hungry.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.myfitnesspal.android

>why should I
Maybe to feel what it is like to put penis into vagina without paying them first?

>>78508234
>didn't even start and already wants a shortcut
You should start by changing your personality, fatty

File: 1502971935786.jpg (8KB, 200x183px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 200x183px

>>78508444
I fail to see the point, I am going to become a monk later in life anyway so there's no point in getting laid
and I'm going to die after that so there's no point in losing weight
plus its too hard I love food
>>78508473
That's not nice.. :(

>>78508159
>>78508444
>That moment when you realize you've been fat and ugly for 20 years and that is why noone has ever liked you.

File: 1502972008640.png (78KB, 412x351px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 412x351px

>>78508616
Fat and ugly swedes?
I don't believe this

File: man up frog poster.png (523KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

523KB, 1200x800px

>>78508494
Pic related. Forget all i said and keep shitposting.
>stupid frog poster

>>78508616
I have been fat for first 24 years of my life. Still managed to have friends and even few girls. Dont use obesity as an excuse for being social outcast.

But you are semi right, since i left obesity the girls now realized i actually exist.

File: 1503073241516.png (182KB, 866x635px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 866x635px

>>78508794

>>78508794
>have friends
Yeah,we all had "friends". Doesn't mean you're not alone for most of the time when your "friends" don't have time for you.
>even few girls
Never had a gf sadly, but i had a few dates which ended sorta badly.
> social outcast
At least i have a job, you fuck.

>>78509004
I am not saying you cant keep being fat 4chan shitposter for the rest of your life and being happy while doing it. But if you lost some fat, you would live longer and could shitpost more.

Also when you stop being fat, your body feels a bit different, you dont sweat so much, sleeps improves and generally your whole life quality goes up. The new attention from girls is just a bonus really.

>>78509008
>you fuck
I didnt mean any harm. I wanted to help. Really, at least go to >>>/fit/ and read the sticky. You dont have to start right away, i had to lurk there for 2 months before i decided to "try it". Just read it once.

Take care!

>>78509237
>I didnt mean any harm. I wanted to help. Really, at least go to >>>/fit/ and read the sticky. You dont have to start right away, i had to lurk there for 2 months before i decided to "try it". Just read it once.
>Take care!

No, im gonna go pay some personal trainer 30k SEK to make me fit because im a fucking rich boy.

File: wut.jpg (69KB, 672x585px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 672x585px

>>78507532
is this b8

>>78508494
>I fail to see the point, I am going to become a monk later in life anyway
Like, legit monasticism, or neet recluse?

those fingers are so gross

>>78509331
That can work too. Even better if you combine training with some steroids.

But first you need to leave obesity behind you before any trainer can actually train you.

File: 1502968478967.jpg (3KB, 125x121px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 125x121px

>>78509421
Legit, I'm catholic obviously

File: Gatti (133).jpg (177KB, 1365x1024px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 1365x1024px

I'm at PC right now, and there is this cute girl in front of me. What are some good pickup lines? I just can't let her go

File: 1503169001490.jpg (340KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

340KB, 768x1024px

>>78510556
Fucking furries

>>78507532
You really need to lose some weight if that is you.

>>78510653
You know op how bad the situation is when usa anon where being fat is normal tells you to
>lose some weight