/brit/

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for jap eyes only

fighting Daesh

West Berkshire

what do you reckon would be nice alongside coca cola chicken thighs

rice
bread (not really feeling bread)
or some potatos.

right to left
fat kike
no name
cute kike
simple as

>parents tell me to start looking for a GF

I don't WANT any old GF, I want the oneitis REEEEEE

>>78498121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcVQJJoD45w

>>78498079
Why is Gordon Ramsay hanging out with a fat Jew and a ghoul?

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rate my chinese order lads x

Chicken and BBQ Pork with Fried Rice
Salt & Chili Chips
Vietnamese Prawn crackers

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>>78498134
my dad set me up with an intern from his work
he says shes "in law material"

>>78498124
anime

>>78498159
Not even remotely Chinese

>>78498121
>eyes like gimlets

just had a jumbo sausage and a small chips from the local chipper

highly peng meal lads

fucking eat my ass

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>>78498159
>no thai fishcakes

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>>78498079
FABULOUS edition

Still in the pub aha x

>>78498159
where is sushi :3

>>78498159
sounds alright, if you like it then its fine by us lad.

>>78498171
'sheed or tarquin?

>>78498223
you're not japanese you stupid fucking weeb

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anyone sheikh man in

wish I were a paki

>>78498159
fat wanker

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>Watching any Youtube """personality""" except for Reviewbrah

Sinful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyAw0CqOa38

wish i were a yank
no cali tho
never

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>>78498206
goblin next to a real woman

>>78498280
why is the sheikh getting an influx of mentions recently? has he made another appearence?

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love gingers

>>78498079
His wife is fucking ugly, what's wrong with him

>>78498341
alerting the authorities

>>78498341
'nce

>>78498298
black people and latin don't go well together

>>78498341
'e

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>>78498338
Is that James Holmes?

>>78498341
pics x

quite literally a virus
>>78498266

>>78498366
>>78498367
>>78498382
literally just made an observation you fucking pea-brains

>>78498351
he's ugly too

circa 2006-7 when i had my first date with a lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFI9s6INJPQ

>>78498404
fuck off nonce

>>78498404
'

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STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

>>78498404
'

>>78498417
the bender likes bent music. what a surprise

DOING A POO

i like this nonce gimmick, mind if I share it to reddit?

>>78498367
mince ?

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>>78498404
alri Jimmy

nonce is fuming

>>78498482
how the fuck did people not realise this man is so obviously a mega paedo

>>78498474
/r/nonce is private, sorry

ah, the solar eclipse, want to witness

>>78498521
Open secret. Everybody knew, nobody dared say anything

not mad, just a bit bewildered at how much spergs can trip out over a simple claim that is true

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>i like this nonce gimmick, mind if I share it to reddit?

>>78498446
t-tarquin

>Boston rally against the Alt-Right

no problem with being against the alt right, but SURELY there must be some sort of alternative between supporting richard spencer and his retarded 'white ethno-state' shit .. and being an ultra left-wing cuck willing to see his hometown/nation become the next rotherham/marseilles cause muh diversity at all costs ..

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lads
silver or gold as a store of wealth

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hmmm

nonce is having an absolute meltdown

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post a cat that accurately sums up your mood right now

>>78498521
louis theroux knew

>>78498582
Buy guns as a store of wealth.

yank出ていけ

>>78498594
>questionably aged girls dress with 80% skin showing
>expect high test men such as myself not to get sweaty
what did they mean by this

advice : stop embarrassing yourself

that piza hut 'za was absolutely boggin


they stuffed so many items on it and cooked it for such a short time they might as well have given me fresh ingredients in some tupperware

one side didn't even have a crust it was so lobsided

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>>78498599

>>78498562
no you dumb centrist retard. you either want diversity, you don't want it, or you don't care, and if you don't care then you will get it

>>78498446
Alfred you ignorant swine

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>>78498599

important poll lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/13742403
http://www.strawpoll.me/13742403
http://www.strawpoll.me/13742403
http://www.strawpoll.me/13742403
http://www.strawpoll.me/13742403

the british royal queen asked me to post this

>>78498404
you do realise it's 2017?
You aren't allowed to comment on observations

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>>78498599

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>>78498404
>>78498341

>>78498636
stop posting this fat bastard cat

>>78498623
not as easy to get guns

Why is the Kraut so fucking mad?

>>78497021
>>78497021
>>78497021
>>78497021
>>78497021

>>78498636
BIGG BOI

absolute state of bumenal and their manager bum wanker

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>>78498599
love pints
love cats
love lads
simple as

McDonalds changed their chicken. Its now unchewable, uneven and disgusting like from grotty kebab stores

Shan't be going there again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8

>>78498694
Forklift Truck Simulator crashed

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did somebody just say kraut?

>>78498694
shan't

>>78498644
the centrist solution is as follows:

make unskilled immigration very difficult and put wage limits on immigrants.

make spousal/familial immigration more difficult (eg with tests etc)

pro-natalist policies with regards to child-raising (including sorting the fucking housing crisis)

>>78498714
no they didn't

honestly wonder how many dicks the queen had up her bum before she married

love how /brit/ convulses with fear and anger like a little child every time a counter-point to the hive mind of ironic memes arises. quite riveting a stimulating to the neurons

>>78498739
my great grandads simple as

>>78498735
>pro-natalist policies with regards to child-raising (including sorting the fucking housing crisis)
dude just build more houses lmao

>>78498694
inferiority complex due to his being the congenital virgin reich to our chad empire

has always wanted to be a relevant world power but is always stopped in his tracks by his superior, namely us

that bum bandits cat is fat. someone tell him from me

Why does this general attract so many nonces?

Thainonce
Canadanonce

etc.

suck me dry you filthy slut

>>78498404
>>78498474
>>78498546
>>78498749
this series of posts sums up canadian posters on /int/

need a willy up me arse right now x

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>>78498784
BIG

>>78498736
mcondalds is different in the Uk you fat yank garbage

given the opportunity would you guys shag the queen if she was 50 years younger?

>>78498765
maybe the solution would be to spread business away from london and build houses in different parts of the country.

germanonce etc.

>>78498812
guess so

>>78498788
kids are cute desu . it's evolution

>>78498079
they used to be funnier

>>78498812
I'd shag anyone

>yank thinks he's high authority in /brit/
laughin'

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did somebody just say yank?

>>78498812
yes

don't care for germans
never have
never shall

>>78498594
imagine letting your child dress like such a tart at that age

>>78498828
Would prefer to be called Krautnonce if I get a choice. Rolls off the tongue better

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>>78498797
what did they mean by this

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>>78498788
is it true that when german kids go to their friend's house the parents don't cook for the guest?

>>78498749
>like a little child

'

>>78498694
To be quite honest family I wish you'd fuck off and die as well, ideally take your shit waifu with

>>78498809
they didn't change their chicken in the uk

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>>78498799
FOT

>>78498812
yeah
back before i had internet i used to wank over coins and notes no word of a lie

>>78498857
need this girl to be my gf right fucking now

>>78498864
how would you know

>>78498857
No idea never had any friends personally

shan't be replying to yanks anymore, sorry.

>>78498846
I would shag you're mother

>>78498883
noooo :(

>>78498882
sorry about that lad

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you just gotta be yourself bro

posting from a toilet in the national motorcycle museum

>>78498881
there would be news. and mcdonalds wouldn't change something that drastically. see: coke

>>78498926
SOLIHULL MENTIONED

why is the language of inbred people international?
dutch should be international tbqhwymf

speaking of mcdonalds
what is the best sauce for mcnuggets?

howling at this leaf. is this what canadians are like in real life?

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>Boobs

What did literally all the white countries mean by this?

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>>78498920
where does 'myself' and Being end?

>>78498912
which State are you from and why is it better than the "other one ", you know that state that all the people in your state dont trust?

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>>78498920
>Woah hey dude it's anon! Grab yourself a brewski and come join the party bro!

>>78498961
the mulan one

pickle rick haha

>>78498953
Probably because Holland is irrelevant

>>78498953
>dutch
you mean discount German?

>>78498809
>I'm an authority on McDonald's
>but you're the fat one!
Screeching

if you live in solihull can you still be consider brum-man?

>>78498953
because they colonized the world shithead
dutch and english are the same anyway

>>78498961
sweat and sour mixed with half a squirt of mustard

>>78498986
*swamp German

>>78498961
>mcnuggets

are you 12?

>>78498972
i live in misery

>>78498968
prefer legs and feet to both those things, wonder how far behind they ranked

curious as to how they got stats on North Korea in any case

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>hey anon, thanks for joining us this Saturday night! what have you been up to today?

injected vodka
x

love kids not in a sexual way though just think they're kawaii desu don't know why more japs don't get into this maybe they'd have more

*clips you round the ear*

>>78499024
haha when you see it!

>>78499024
*braps in my seat and lets it fester before leaving*

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>>78498977

>>78499034
the sheer noncery of this post

>>78498961
Szechuan

right peng ting on catchphrase tonight lads
Corrrrr

>>78499024
Minecraft and anime m'lady

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>hahaha why are you so quiet anon?

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dad cooked me an absolutely MAHOOSIVE steak

>>78498977
Wtf. I've literally never seen a group of chads like this irl. Usually there's at least 1 or 2 ugly ones

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>>78499073

>>78499058
i'm not a nonce. i'm a teacher

>>78499034
*surreptitiously presses the nonce button*

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>>78498953
>dutch

keep walking son

>>78499087
of what? sex ed? nonce

Hate cunts that record people oot their nut at festivals and concerts and then stick it on fb to go viral

could well have been you or me at some stage, truly sickening to not just let people gurn in peace

>>78499081
disgusting

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Love Looney Toons me

Might get gookmoot to word filter peng ting

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>>78499073
>>78499024

dutch is just german whilst having a stroke

>>78499096
This is common. Nobody approaches the model looking girls because they're intimidating, they approach the 7/10 slutty looking girls

>>78498986
very good post

>>78499105
special ed

>>78499073
hehe... I'm just a little nervous...

>>78498994
you're the one throwing your toys out the pram because someone dared question the content of the chicken you fat yank spastic

>>78499112
it's Looney Tunes, not Looney Toons

>>78499119
called madison

>>78499131
no its not

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*broken radio chatter over the /brit/ virgin network, animalistic sounds and primordial yelps*

QUICK! REINFORCEMENTS NEEDED AT HUDDERSFIELD TOWN CENTRE! SEND THE LEGION OF KEK!

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love cute lads

>>78499112
This single post is more worthy than united states

>>78499139
if I could find that one FBI nonce report screenshot in my miscellaneous rubbish folder you can bet I'd be posting it right about now

like cats but never really felt any emotional connection to them

first cat we had we liked and all, but when he went missing and never came back (presumably hit by a car somewhere or taken out by a dog/bigger cat etc) we felt kind of sad I guess but .. whatever

second cat was friendlier but, likewise, would venture off doing cat things for days on end so never really warmed to us. found him hit by a car one morning when I went out. was sad to a point but didn't cry

meanwhile, the whole fucking road went into extended mourning when our first dog died.

likewise for the 3 subsequent dogs and the other random strays that, while never officially belonging to us or anyone else and surviving off what we threw out after dinner and maybe a few rats in the nearby fields, were still beloved members of the community, whose memories and quirks we still recall every christmas down the local when we're all there and getting nostalgic all these years later

>>78499119
he should rangeban britons south of 51.790000N and east of -1.3W

>>78499188
willy got hard x

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>>78499159
>Yank education

>>78499195
tl;dr but why does ireland have avg. 92 iq

https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country/ie-ireland

lmao dumfuck

posting a thread on /his/ is a genuine liability because the janitorial services run some sort of authoritarian regime

>>78499189
Who gave you permission to speak, bitch?

how did you lads join your local antifa group? i know there's one in my area but not sure how to join.

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look at these wankers wearing hats indoors.

>>78499209
he's right though just google it

anyone got any advice for buying a second hand bicycle?
haven't had one for 5 years, really want to get one of gumtree tomorrow and go for a ride

whos got the png of the two fingers in the air like your elistening to a proper tune like ?

How long until the allegations start coming out against Brucey?

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>>78499234
>jus b urself :) x

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>>78499112
you now know looney tunes was called boon time in australia

>>78499215
>muh intelligent people like cats

fuck off, only virgins and sad people like cats

why do autists take such pride in an arbitrary measurement of intelligence such as IQ?

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need this image with nonce in place of rasheed

>>78499240
where do you live?

>>78499221
so far as I can tell, /his/ is just /lit/ only for people a few standard deviations lower on the bell curve

>>78499209
retard

>>78499159
it's loonie choons

>>78499195
you're so fucking boring
can spot your posts a mile off and all I can say is BORING, always a chore to read

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>>78499252
not a nonce
hes a fucking chad

>>78499257
>only virgins and sad people like cats
so, intelligent people?

Your mum

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>>78499206

>>78499135
chad-economics in work

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>why do autists take such pride in an arbitrary measurement of intelligence such as IQ?

Cats are for benders

>>78499266
birmingham unfortunately haha

Need a british bf to humiliate me.

>>78499288
No mate most intelligent people are to some degree successful in life

>>78499073
been thinking about givin you all the dick and am wondering what order to do it in, lass.

>>78499318
no i mean whats your address

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lk0osDo7BDE

Why is the chad always blond and blue eyed while the virgin is dark haired?

>>78499325
too bad your entire country is a failure lol. without British support you would be literally Africa tier

>>78499215
That is from one report from the 70s by some anti irish fuck

my gf is a holocaust survivor

>>78499348
just the way it is mate. accept that or fuck off

>>78498079
which one of you turbofaggots keeps posting shitty threads

>>78499365
must be really old

>>78499348
aryan ideal

>>78499325
nah, you're wrong

MAAAAAAAAAM

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

GET THE FAIRY BREAD, IT'S BOON TIME

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>He doesn't know we switched timelines in 2007

>>78498863
I'm the other poster

my gf is a lolocaust survivor

reminder that girls like guys with brown eyes not cucky mutant blue eyes

Got 13 (thirteen) Magnums in the freezer lads.

Count em

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

just LOOK at this development, China has laid the london underground in train track every 3 years for the past 12 years

Meanwhile we're still arguing over how many brown people to let in to our country and boomer pensions

Democracy is DEAD, Long live the single party system

*switches a timeline*

>>78499340
High Street, Newton

in a big tower block, meet you outisde in 15 ye? x

>>78499397
this

>>78499361
>Muh IQ
>Muh glorious contributions to humanity

Who gives a fucking shit? Two things autistic people take great pride in, its official my friend you have the 'tism, trying to act like some sort of superior intellectual over /brit/ because I dont like cats lol catch a grip you fucking spastic

bf is a holodomor survivor

>>78499397
ummm please fuck off hetero?

>>78499413
ok see you then

>he didn't realise that Y2K was a planned server reboot

looooool oh my days cuz

>>78499413
>>78499340
>>78499439
newtown*

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*sits on you*

>>78499340
12 Rollason Road
Erdington
Birmingham
B24 9BJ

why though mate?

>>78499405
chink infrastructure collapses all the time and is made by basically slave labour

>>78499435
(((is that what he told you)))

>>78499405
this unironically

>>78499443
what is y2k

>>78499375
the barb one?

>that Nivea advert where James Milner gets crushed inside a car by a giant CGI Godzilla foot out of nowhere

wut

>>78499459
heh... big mistake kiddo

needs a bf whose name is newt

>>78499405
>>78499473
might have to do with having over a billion people

>>78499479
Ads that dont pertain to the product they are selling in anyway whatsoever are the best

Ryan is now posting under a dutch flag ignore

>>78499482
You're out of luck because no one names their children after tiny lizards, Hidoki.

>>78499481
what? don't be a dickhead mate this is my parent's house

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>>78499482
hey there cutie

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love Brother Hao
love the New China

simple as

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tCMI0uKbBE

we need a communist dictatorship like china has

Listening to the 'ggae lads x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIUZlzd37sI

>>78499405
>*watches videos of chinese escalators collapsing and sucking children in*
nah no thanks

Lana Del Rey is fucking cack

how can anyone stand her whiney gimmick

nothing beats a rocket launch to drown out the noise tbqh

https://spaceflightnow.com/2017/08/18/atlas-5-rocket-delivers-nasa-data-router-into-space-for-astronauts-and-satellites/

wish humanity could be focused 24/7 on advancing pursuits such as these. the problem we have imo is too much of slack time and not enough actual work

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Lads look my country has a higher average IQ than you I must be some sort of an intellectual genius and not a bitter autist with a grudge

>>78499433
I didn't even read your original post you literal inbred fuck. I just saw a dumb cunt posting in /brit/ and had to mention it.

also mcgregor is gonna get literally #rekt

>>78499344
for those who don't have ears, let me hear for you

>>78499550
t. hdi poster

>>78499537
>1 escalator in millions goes wrong

OH NO!!

>>78499548
>the problem we have imo is too much of slack time and not enough actual work

*breaks some windows to give you something to do*

>>78499517
hmh... I'm part of anonymous kiddo, it's nothin personnel, just business

>>78499538
name one female vocalist who isn't a meme
(you can't)

>>78499504
newts aren't lizards you dunce

any lefty lads in?

>>78499552
That wasnt my post you erroneous worm

Fraud Monkeyleather getting slept and whooped in under four rounds

>>78499550
do irish people type in their accent like scots and basketball americans

>>78499575
taking a break to have lunch sweaty xx

>>78499537
*throws acid in your face*

>>78499578
Lady Sovereign

>>78499573
'videos' is plural sweetie :)

>>78499576
>>78499576
>>78499576
NEW

>>78499576
>>78499576
>>78499576
NEW

>>78499596
Does it look like it? do ah type wae a wee sco'ish accent?

>>78499578
joni mitchell

>>78499577
mate if you've got a bike that you'd be willing to deliver to my house then i'd leave to hear about

otherwise you better delete my address and if anything happens i'll be contacting west midlands police

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>>78499587
O

>>78499590
mcgregor is certainly going to lose with his ~92 IQ. he can't anticipate when mcgregor is gonna rekt the fuck out of him.

protip: it's gonna be in the first round

mcgregor literally gonna
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT

>>78499577
aren't you gonna come meet me in new town?

i was planning on catching the 51 with you up to this nice buffet in perry barr :(

>>78499578
joan baez

housing crisis would be solved if we chucked all the terrorists out

>>78499475
>>78496493
>>78497530
there's one more but i can't be arsed to find it

What, in your own honest opinion, is the greatest meme of all time?

Please answer, it is for a study I am doing for my university coursework.
If you could also state why you think it's a good meme that would be great.

Thanks.

>>78501076
Bane probably